Hi!

I didn't think that this fanfic would get many reviews, but I guess I was wrong. I'm happy some find this quite funny. I'd like to thank Hex-Fox, Hyper-Blossom Zlogin trouble, kiilala, Rhavis, nyoo-chan, and Kakashi Forever for reviewing so far. You all rock! Anyways, for this chapter I couldn't be stuffed coming up with a new language so I'm just using l33t sp34k. I might talk a little bit every few chapters now so I can thank people too. Anyways, enjoy! :D

Create a language that only you and Tobi can understand.

Zetsu was wandering around the base bored out of his mind. The others except for a few were busy and Zetsu didn't have anything to talk to himself now. Tobi was busy staring at the dryer, watching the cloaks twirl round and round. Zetsu wondered if Tobi was getting dizzy.

"Hey, Tobi?" Zetsu walked over.

"Yes, Mister Zetsu?" Tobi turned around and nearly fell over when he stood up suddenly.

Do you want to play a game?" Zetsu said in a curious tone, smiling.

"Ooh! Tobi loves games! What shall we play?" Tobi clapped several times and stood eagerly. Zetsu whispered something in his ear.

"Ooh, sounds fun!" Tobi squealed.

~A few hours later~

"Well, it took a while for him to learn, but I think he's got it", Zetsu felt satisfied.

"Now, sit back and watch the havoc he wreaks", his black counterpart said. Chaos would ensue very shortly.

Deidara was sitting on the couch reading a book (explosions for dummies). Tobi trotted happily up to his partner.

"H3ll0, D3id4r4!" The orange masked Akatsuki squeaked.

"Uh, what did you say, un?" Deidara looked up from his book in confusion. Now the little idiot couldn't even speak English!

"H3ll0, D3id4r4! H0\/\/ 4r3 j00?" He was speaking the new language very fluently, Zetsu marveled.

"Speak English, you moron!" Deidara had absolutely no patience when it came to his retarded partner. He kinda missed Sasori.

"Z37z|_| 74u6h7 |\/|3 70 Zp34k lik3 7hiz!"

"Tobi! I can't understand you!" Deidara yelled.

"I7'z [4ll3d l33t sp34k! I [4|\| 734[h j00", Tobi tilted his head to the side and marveled at the fact his partner couldn't understand him. Usually it was Tobi who got confused.

"Tobi, are you feeling okay? Maybe we should take you to leader…" Now Deidara thought Tobi was going insane. Deidara didn't need an insane, mentally 'special' partner.

"I'|\/| fi|\|3!" Tobi smiled under his mask. Zetsu decided it was time to kick the chaos up a notch. He walked over.

"H3y, D3id4r4!" He waved.

"Oh god, not you too!" Deidara wailed. Either everyone else was totally nuts, or Deidara himself was losing the plot.

"|/\|h47'z 7h3 |\/|4773r?" Zetsu asked. Poor Deidara just sat staring at the pair. Itachi came walking into the room at that point. Even though Deidara really hated the Uchiha, someone had to help him.

"Itachi! These guys are scaring me!" Deidara pointed accusingly at the pair while looking at Itachi.

"How?" The stoic ninja asked.

"H3ll0, I74[hi!" Tobi said cheerfully.

"… I see", he turned to Deidara and then looked back at the others.

"k|\|0[k i7 0ff, 807h 0f j00", the Uchiha said. Deidara looked on in wonder while the other two looked on in shock.

"Z37zu, h3 u|\|d3rz74|\|dz |_|z!" Tobi yelled.

"Oh, wait… I forgot Itachi was the one who taught me this in the first place. Heh…" Zetsu said sheepishly. Tobi facepalmed, it was pretty funny.

"|\|0|/\| |/\|h47?" Tobi asked.

"60 84[k 4|\|d |/\|47[h 7h3 |/\|4zhi|\|6 |\/|4[hi|\|3", Zetsu replied.

"Yes sir!" Tobi said loudly, believing he had just been assigned an important mission. Tobi knew that washing machines were tricky things, and they had to be watched so the laundry wouldn't disappear into oblivion or the machine would escape through the tiny porthole of a window in the laundry room.

"Now leave Deidara alone, Zetsu. J|_|z7 83[4|_|z3 h3 iz L33t illi73r473 d03z |\|07 |\/|34|\| J00 [4|\| 70r|\/|3n7 hi|\/|. 7h47'z |\/|y j08", Itachi said. Deidara had no idea what that last part meant but he was sure it was probably a threat.

"Y3z, 0h 6r347 L33t |\/|4z73r", Zetsu nodded and walked off.

"There", Itachi said.

"Thank you, Itachi", Deidara picked his book back up and continued reading. Itachi left.

But that did not stop the chaotic pair. A few hours later, the cycle began again. Deidara couldn't take it.

"ITACHI!"

I hope this chapter turned out okay. If you didn't understand what they were saying, tell me and I'll send a message with what they said in order of when they said it. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this chapter! :D