Felicity started, sitting up and looking around. She could have sworn she heard something. In the lounge chair next to her, Bruce shook his head. "There's nothing, Felicity."
She squinted at him through her sunglasses, cursing herself for not choosing prescription. He looked up from his book a look of amusement on his face. "What's going to happen when the criminals see Batman has a tan?" She snapped.
Bruce laughed. "They won't notice." He said. Felicity leaned back and sighed, trying to let the sound of the waves calm her down.
"How are you so zen?" She asked. "Teach me?"
Bruce put down his book and shifted so he was facing her. "Felicity." He said. "We are on our honeymoon." He took her hand. "There are no murderous clowns, the Robins are watching Gotham and Barbara's making sure the Star City team don't blow up their city." Felicity let out a small nervous laugh. "So relax. Nothing bad's going to happen."
Felicity shut her eyes. "I must be acting crazy because that's usually the type of speech I give other people." She muttered, squeezing his hand.
"Oh?" Bruce was amused. "You've given other people the "we are on our honeymoon" speech?"
"No I-" She paused as she saw his shoulders shake. "You're joking." She covered her face and leaned back against her chair. "The world's completely turned upside down."
Bruce looked at her thoughtfully then stood, picking her up around her waist. Felicity yelped, but let him carry her. "Wait, where are you?" She twisted to look around at the approaching water. "No." She said, struggling, but Bruce held fast. "No no no BRUCE." She shouted as he threw her into the water. She sputtered as she resurfaced, Bruce was standing over her, smirking. She glared at him. "I hate honeymoon Bruce." She muttered.
"Not what you were saying last night." He pulled her up, holding her close. She smiled. "Relax Felicity. We get so few happy moments." He ran his hands up her sides.
She bit her lip. "That's what I always say."
"And I finally got smart enough to listen to you." He replied.