New Hyperdimension Overclocked M is here! Last time, a scary spider lady has kidnapped Andrew and did some stuff to her and… something else, oh yeah! Andrew has a new brother named David! There was something else… something that involved something lewd… nah, it never happened. Alright, let's begin!

Andrew's Room (8:00 AM)

Andrew's alarm rings to get him out of bed, "Mmng…" He unconsciously goes to turn it off only to feel something… really soft and squishy instead. He opens his eyes, "G-gah!"

He is groping one of Centorea's boobs, "Good morning to thee, milord…" She bows to him, blushing at the fact that he's groping her which he immediately let's go as soon as he realizes.

Andrew replies, "S-sorry, Cerea, I didn't mean to…" He blushes red as well, with the two sharing the same pigment in their cheeks.

Centorea replies calmly, "Tis alright, as a noble knight, I shan't be daunted by such actions as that."

Andrew begins asking, "So… why are you in my room, then?"

Centorea plays a slight of hand, a guilt card if you will, "Milord, you wound me, I must be by your side at all times. What if there were to be a heavy object that will fall upon thou head? What may happen then if I were not to take action as I wasn't there?"

Andrew shrugs, "Fair point, I guess… ok, then." He gets up and leave his room with Centorea following him.

Hallway (8:01 AM)

Andrew walks along the hallway as Centorea follow right beside him, it freaks him out slightly, mostly because she's right against him, "Err…"

The two continue to walk along the hallway… as Andrew gets grinded against the wall by Centorea's body, "Err… Cerea? Can you um…"

Centorea looks over in the direction of Andrew and her eyes widen a bit, "S-sorry, milord." She backs away to the side, she then kneels, "Please get on." She even offers her hand towards him.

Andrew sweatdrops at her sudden offer, "Err…" He couldn't really refuse this so he takes her hand as she brings him on her back. "…thanks?" He finishes.

Centorea places her hand on her chest, "It's naught but an honor to serve you, milord." She walks ahead and she heads towards a door.

Andrew then informs her, "This is my stop, Cerea."

Centorea nods and lowers herself to have Andrew unmount, "May I accompany you?"

Andrew sweatdrops, "Uh… I don't think that's a good idea…"

Centorea looks at him with serious eyes, "Why is that? What could be beyond that door that I cannot accompany thou?"

Andrew points to the door with his thumb as he faces away from it, "Err… the bathroom…"

Centorea blushes red as she faces away from Andrew, "F-forget I said anything!" She gallops away to have Andrew go about his business, all embarrassed.

Andrew shrugs, "O…kay." He then opens the door and goes to the bathroom.

The living room (8:10 AM)

Centorea joins the rest of the girls and one brother, it has been an entire day since he and the new guest Rachnera has arrived, but she isn't in the living room with the others. Everybody assumes she's just a night owl so they ignore it for now.

David is seen, doing some complicated technological work on his high-tech laptop, "Let's see…" He then plans algorithms, speaking in a language no one can understand, tech gabble.

Papi looks at David trying her very best to make since of it all but she is just lost in the maze of confusion… and it was just her first step, "Papi… can't understand… hubby's super smart sibling…" She passes out, laying her head on the coffee table as she was sitting next to him.

Miia catches what she said, "Since when did you call darling hubby? WEREN'T YOU CALLING HIM BOSS?!" She yells at the birdbrain annoyed.

David replies calmly, "Please don't shout, Miia. I'm trying to work."

Miia looks at David, sweatdropping, nods at him, "Yes, so sorry, darling's brother!"

David then sighs, "Can you please call me by my name, I do have one." He continues to tick tack on the keys.

Miia stutters, "R-right…" She then sees Centorea walking towards them, "Hey, Cerea! Have you seen Darling? Wasn't he going to make breakfast for us?"

That was enough to get Papi out of that maze, "Papi wants yum yums!" She extends her wing in the air, with Suu copying her but not saying anything.

Centorea informs the lot, "Yes, milord is freshening himself up in the lavatory. He'll be here posthaste to serve us all like the wonderful generous host that he is."

Miia's stomach rumbles as well as everyone else's, "Ugh… yep, he is really generous, I could use some food right now." She then looks at the CPUs, "Hey, don't you guys know how to cook?"

Noire nods, "Yeah… but no. Since Andy is the host, I'm not going to cook for him, like I was a housewife or something. I mean… I wouldn't dream to live out that fantasy even if he was the last decent man in the whole universe!"

Blanc is there reading a book, "I'm fine. I'll be patient and wait for his return."

Vert replies with her statement, "I don't cook often, I mostly get my oracle Chika to make me something while I dine in with a fresh serving of gaming."

Neptune groans, "Huuuuuuungry…" And that's her only reply.

Noire translates that for Neptune, "That means she gets her more capable sister to make food for her, she just sits there like that until she does so. Honestly, Neptune! Don't you think you owe it to your sister who, by the way, looks up to you and make your own meals plus hers and Histoire's?"

Neptune waves that off, "Nah… I'll just lay there and starve; Nep Jr. always comes through and revives me with her scrumptious pancakes!"

Noire groans, "Ugh… you see?! You can't depend Neptune on anything! Why the hell are you even in the running for 'best girl' while all you do is have Andy do everything for you?!"

Neptune chuckles, "He's our host, right…? So, I'm supposed to have him do everything for me, and besides… I'm like a cuddly pet to him, he takes care of me and I'll shower him with affection."

And Glue just weeps at the sound of that, "Dogoo…" he hops off, unloved.

Well, that's until Neptune picks him up, "Andy has room for everyone, Glue! You know that, silly~!" She pets him on the head.

It perks Glue back up so easily, "Dogoo!" And he nuzzles into Neptune's hoodie.

Miia then reminds everyone, "So… has anyone seen spidey? I mean… she is a new guest at Darling's home so she can't just sleep in her room all the time."

Centorea nods in agreement, "I'll go check up on her, she must have gotten enough sleep by now."

Meroune mentions, "Oh, you all are looking for Miss Rachnera, I actually seen her go into the bathroom a little while ago."

Centorea take a bit to sink that in and informs, "But… milord is in there right now and if that means she's in there as well, then…" It hits her, "Milord is in peril!" She gallops off to the bathroom door.

McIntosh Household: Bathroom (8:20 AM)

Andrew begins to undo his belt, getting ready to use the toilet, but instead… he is greeted by someone else who decided to drop by, perhaps was there first or not, emerging in a silhouette of darkness with glowing predator eyes. He screams.

Centorea opens the door, "Milord! Art thou harmed?!"

What Centora's eyes behold of her is Andrew all wrapped up in Rachnera's web, on the toilet with her right beside him patting his head innocently, "Sorry… I was in here and he spooked me~" She then leaves as if she did nothing wrong.

Centorea grabs Andrew's cocooned body and help him get free, "Methinks she isn't being honest, milord. What say thou?" She looks down at him as she cuts up out with her sword.

Andrew groans as he is wrapped up with Rachnera's web, "I… don't even know anymore." Frowning by this whole event.

McIntosh Household: Living Room (8: 40 AM)

The crew waits for Andrew to be finished with breakfast after his minor setback. Both Neptune and Papi are drooling with anticipation, both figuratively and literally, the both of them are gnawing on the couch rim, "Someone… tell me that Andy is done with breakfast…"

David just answers nonchalantly, "Guys… the couch is not food." As he continues to type his busy work on his laptop, sitting on the same couch that Neptune and Papi are gnawing on.

Noire replies to David, "Yeah, you clearly don't know these two enough, those two are more alike with their childish behavior than I could count." She shakes her head disappointedly at the two, casting her tsundere glare at them.

David chuckles a bit, "Well, I wouldn't question it as my big brother finds them entertaining somehow." He looks through his mail on his computer and sees a friend invite, "Oh yeah, could you please ask Vert to quit sending me friend invites?"

Vert appears from behind the chair with her cell phone from the Hyperdimension, somehow supports interdimensional contact, "Come on, Andy's little and adorable brother… I just seek a friendly invitation~" She smiles at David, trying to cast her charms at him.

David sees the other invitation and declines it, "I don't accept friend invites from desperate people, especially those who keeps sending them over and over, interrupting my work!"

Vert frowns, "How harsh and blunt… just as I don't expect from Andy… quite the opposite of him, aren't you?" She comes out from behind the chair and sits on it, "How about we play a game and if I win, you accept my friend invite."

David sighs and respond bluntly as he continues typing, "I don't play games, they are a waste of time."

A collective gasp can be heard from the goddesses and Papi, "Whaaat?! You can't be Andy's brother, you are too different from him! I say you are lying to gander a peek at us for your creepy scientific research!" Neptune insinuates her usual random logic.

David groans at Neptune's logic, "I cannot understand where you are coming from that, I share the same last name as my brother but we were raised very differently is all. In fact, I am more social than him."

Neptune snickers, "Yeah, right, you have been on that laptop instead of socializing with us."

David sighs in return, "I am busy with work."

"What kind of work?" Neptune eggs on.

"…It's too advanced for you all to understand." David lies through his teeth.

Miia takes a look at David's so called advanced work, "It looks like homework for school."

David laughs to hide his lie, "It just looks like that because it's too advanced to see it properly."

Noire looks at it as well, "No, seriously, it just looks like school work."

Papi puts a wing to her mouth, "Really? It looked so hard to me…"

Everybody sweatdrops at Papi, "Well… you got me! I just wanted so bad to finish my work in one go." David closes his laptop and exhales, "So… let's just wash up for breakfast."

In the kitchen (9:00 AM)

Andrew finishes up on his assortment of breakfast, a variety can be seen, pancakes, waffles, omelets, eggs and bacon, ham, even vegetables into a taco for Centorea. "Ah… I think I outdid myself on the breakfast, even if I'm not that creative, I did make a lot." He then goes to the pantry to pull out dishes for everyone to serve, "Let's see… we got Miia, Neptune, Vert, Noire, Papi, Suu, Cerea, Mero, Blanc, Rachnera and my brother David… oh and Glue." He counts them all with his fingers, "That's 12 mouths to feed plus myself… oh do I even have enough plates for that many?" He digs further into the pantry to pull out as many plates as he could find, "Phew! Just enough… I guess I better buy more for good measures." He then goes to serve each guest their food. "Well, I guess Glue could eat dog food like a normal dog, he likes it enough." He grabs the bag of Mutt Chow and pours it into Glue's bowl.

"Well, that takes care of everyone…" he then calls out, "Guys, breakfast is ready!" Andrew then pulls up chairs for everyone, and one by one, everyone comes in.

Miia looks at all the food, "Wow, darling, there's a lot today! You really outdid yourself~!" She sits down at her seat and Andrew pushes the chair as she sits down, "Oh and such a gentleman."

Andrew chuckles nervously, "Well… that's just being a host is about, I guess…" He does this for each guest who has their own reply to it. After he finishes doing that, he looks around the kitchen for another guest, "Wait... where's Rachnera?"

Rachnera, as if on cue, lowers herself from the ceiling she was hanging on, and hugs Andrew from behind, as she utters her words slowly and seductively, "Present hoooney~" She then proceeds her seduction by nuzzling her face against Andrew's hair.

Miia growls angrily, brows all scowled, and ready to strike, "Honey?!" She grinds her teeth in disgust with the comment.

Rachnera giggles at Miia's reaction, actually fueling her excitement instead of doing the opposite, "Well… you call him darling and I wanted to give him a pet name of my own. Is that wrong? Should I call him Darling as well~?" She teases Miia.

Rachnera's teasing did wonders to Miia's strings of emotions as she lashes back with more force than before, "No, you may not! Guys, do something about this!"

Neptune ignores Miia as she digs into her sugary mess of a breakfast, "Sorry, did you say something?" She grabs a forkful of waffles from within her mountain of doughy pancakes, drowning in thick and gooey maple syrup and chows it down in one bite as her cheeks puff up as if a squirrel's cheeks would.

Papi is the same as she chows on her meal of what looks like Neptune's as she enjoys the same kind of food, "So good…" Again, as Neptune, she ignores Miia's words of concern.

Meroune, though, who eats her breakfast elegantly as if she was in a 5-star restaurant, sets her fork down gently, and replies to Miia, "Miss Miia, she hasn't done nothing yet to have upset me. In fact, looking at her with beloved turns me on a little~"

Miia groans with disgust from Meroune's tragic fangirlism, "Of course… well, Noire! Surely, you have a rebuttal!"

Noire scoffs, "Yeah, I don't really care, Miia. She didn't hurt him yet so I am staying out of it. I much rather pretend that it doesn't exist." She then looks away from Miia and finishes her breakfast.

Andrew gives Miia a smile and tells her, "Hey, just sit down and enjoy your breakfast. If you keep worrying, then your appetite will go bad." He sits down and begins enjoying his breakfast, he then motions his fork at Miia and points it to her food and back at Miia to signal her to eat.

Rachnera smiles knowing that she won this battle, "You heard honey… I suggest you should go on his word~" In a teasing fashion, she tells Miia this.

With that, Miia just swallows her anger along with her breakfast and just forgets about what she saw… for now.

McIntosh Household (4:05 PM)

As it's time to settle down as they just finished up lunch, Miia felt it was time to bring up the whole Rachnera incident again, "She's up to no good, I can tell! Oh… I bet she's planning something nefarious at any time! Just look at her trying to-" She then sees Papi and Suu swinging around in a web made hammock, "Papi, Suu! What do you think you're doing?!" Shouting at the top of her lungs, eyes widen as they can be.

Papi exclaims happily, "Look what Rachnee made for us, it's really fun! Whee!"

Rachnera giggles at the nickname, "Oh my… is that me?" Looking at the two have fun with her web hammock.

Neptune sees them having fun, "Say… this is suspicious…"

Miia looks at Neptune, surprised by her words, "Neptune… you… are… against this?" She takes a few seconds to then cheer happily, "Yes! I've so doubted you! You can be a rightful goddess when you can be!"

Neptune then exclaims, "This looks too good to be fun! I gotta test this myself, too!" She then charges at the hammock and jumps on it, swinging it around some more, "Neppy woooo! It's totally just as fun as I thought it would be!"

Miia slumps as she frowns, completely defeated and the happiness of having an ally on her side has just got taken away from her in an instant, "Of course…" She then thinks of, "Wait… has Meroune changed her mind? There's hoping…" She looks over towards Meroune where Rachnera is.

Meroune looks at Rachnera who is making a double peace sign, "Hmm… are you a… crab?" She asks the spider woman, who is making her fingers do a snipping motion.

Rachnera smiles as she does this, "Yep! That's what I am! You win!" They look to be playing a game to Miia.

Miia groans, "And she seems to have hit it off with Miss Tragedy there."

Centorea goes over to have a talk with Miia, "Miia, you shan't be skeptical of Rachnera, she is just a mere liminal just as thou. I have had my doubts but I have realigned myself of what is right. I shall never make that mistake again." She says proudly as she stances in a valiant fashion, with her hand on her chest and the other on her hips.

Miia just looks at her weirdly as she looks to be just going over the top with it, "Uh… are you sure? Are you positive that you find nothing wrong with her?"

Centorea nods, "Of course I don't! To others, her looks are really jaunting, but we are better than that. We are looked upon with contempt by humans and we won't be no different if we did the same to Rachnera, and I must display a good front and greet her with my upmost respect of her!"

Miia takes a moment to sink that in and it gets to her, "Well… if you put it that way… I can say that you bring up a good point."

Centorea smiles and congratulates Miia, "That's the spirit, Miia! Hold your head high and treat her with respect as a fellow demi human!"

Miia sweatdrops as she moves along, "Yeah… whatever you say, Centorea…"

As Miia walks along, Centorea moves her eyes back and forth, acting a bit nervous, she rushes towards David, "Pray tell, sibling of my master… have you any concerns of our new guest? If so, you must confront it to me as I'll rid you of these problems as I have none!"

David just looks at Centorea with a questioning gaze, as he is on his phone, "Uh… no, not really. I just recently met her just that other night so I don't have an exact opinion of her, same goes with the rest of you. You all seem to be very nice to my big brother so I have nothing bad to say to any of you."

Centorea's brows raises with interest in his words, "You… don't? Am I… in your eyes, an excellent servant to thou brother? Tell me, be honest, please."

David raises an eyebrow at Centorea's question, "Yeah, sure. I think you're doing a great job. Can you please let me continue my research?"

Centorea clears her throat and bows towards David, "Yes, younger sibling of milord. I shall be dismissed from your presence." She gallops off.

David sighs as he continues his internet browsing, "These guests sure love to talk to me, don't they? Well, I guess I'll talk to them and interact, right after I look up on some more of this fantastic research." As he continues to browse the interwebs, another friend request from Lady Green Heart appears, "OK! I give! I'll accept it!" He presses accept on Vert's request.

Vert, from her room, cheers in victory, "Yes! Andy's younger brother is now my friend! Oh… that just makes my chest swell with excitement!" She bounces her bountiful bust as she then invites David to a game, "How about a game of wit? You seem to love those and I cannot lose to a game!"

David sees the invite and gets interested, "Alright, a word game. I'll play." And they start.

Andrew looks at David's phone and sees that Vert's username is displayed on the screen, "They seem to be bonding. I wonder why she isn't down here with him."

David begins typing on the chatbox to Vert rapidly, repeating what he's typing out loud, "Is that the best you can do?!"

Vert replies in a similar fashion, "Oh, please, you haven't seen me at my full potential and when I beat you… you can expect that I shall demand a stake towards your loss!" She then raises her index finger in the air as if it were a sword and strike the send button and sends her text message.

David chuckles, "You are so on and don't come crying to your citizens when you lose, neither!" He does the same as Vert as they are really getting into it.

Andrew chuckles to David as he sees him through the kitchen getting into a game with Vert, "I guess he can't help himself to accepting a wager or a challenge, much like me but to an extent to where he can just proudly accept it…" He continues washing the lunch dishes.

As he scrubs away at the dishes, in the reflection of a plate, he sees an ominous figure looming behind him, "W-what?" He turns around and sees Rachnera with thirsty looking eyes ready to pounce him, "W-wait! D-don't!"

Andrew's Bedroom (10:00 PM)

Andrew begins to settle down to bed, already have brushed his teeth and have made dinner, washed the dishes and all that jazz, he walks to his bed all exhausted, "Boy… I don't know for how long I can keep this up. And Rachnera just keeps staring me down like I'm a juicy fly or something. Man, I can't wait to hit the hay…" He jumps to his bed and instead of that… he is caught in a gigantic spider web, sweatdropping and scared out of his wit, he remains to stay calm, "I had to say juicy fly, didn't I…?"

Rachnera walks towards him like how a predator would, "My, my… this is quite a sight, looking at you in at this state of vulnerability, I have to say that it quite… turns me on~"

Andrew gulps as he tries to stay calm and says to Rachnera, "W-wait, Rachnee… c-c-can we talk this over?"

Rachnera smiles at Andrew, "Oooh, a nickname, now? How cute~" She giggles seductively as she webs the door, its knob and the windows with no way of an escape route, "Now, you must know what spiders do when we find prey in their web, right?"

Andrew gulps as he tries to reply, "U-u-u-um… eat them…?" Not liking where this is going at all, sweating profusely as he scans his eyes all around trying to avoid gazing at Rachnera who is slowly inching towards him.

Rachnera begins to strip off her outfit, seeming to unzip it even through there's no zipper and it's just held in place by some unknown means, "I love your answer and in a way, yes… I want to eat yoooou~" She lays her body on top of Andrew's, presses her large assets against his chest, "Let me show you how it's really done… you surely don't want to miss any of this~"

Andrew begins shaking like a leaf as he doesn't want to find out what's going to happen next, "U-um… m-m-miss any of what…?" Trying to play innocent. He shouts in his mind, "I-is this what happens in those types of games? Am I going to get raped or worse? Damn it… do I really need another Iris Heart?"

Rachnera giggles as she enjoys Andrew's nervous look, "Yes… just like that, I just want you all to myself, honey, with no one coming between us. Let's make the most of it, shall we~?" She begins to move towards Andrew's pants as she is about to do the deed.

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

Several slashes are applied to the door and it breaks apart into pieces, Andrew's eyes widen as he sees his door gets slashed to bits, "N-not again!" He sees who did it, "C-Cerea… that is a fake sword, right?"

Centorea grabs Andrew from his imprisonment and puts him on her back, "Come, we must away from here!" She charges out of the window, and makes a big hole in Andrew's bedroom.

Rachnera looks ahead as she sees Centorea make off with Andrew, "Geez… and to think I was the scary one. She might be even more dangerous than me." She frowns.

Outside: Commercial Area of The City (10:25 PM)

As Centorea gallops away from the household, with Andrew on her back, holding on to her from her waist, she begins thinking, "Perfect, now we must keep going, away from that vile beast." As she keeps going, she gets flashes of thinking of eloping with Andrew, getting another life with him in a distant city, having him to impregnate her, bearing her child. "N-no, these are impure thoughts, I cannot think this way of milord!" She shakes these thoughts away and continues going.

As they travel along, they get looks from the citizens, which Andrew notices, "U-um, Cerea…?"

Centorea nods as she keeps going ahead, "I know, milord, I am different from they and they see me as a centaur, we get these looks often. It's best to ignore them as it's only natural for them to do this. Some may do it, not meaning no harm but I must ignore their gaze!"

Andrew sweatdrops as he looks ahead on Centorea, seeing her boobs bounce up and down, "Err… I don't think that's the part of you that they are staring at…" He then sees some of them get out their phone to take pictures, "H-hey, can we stop, please?"

Centorea keeps on running, stating boldly, "No! As I told you, their gazes mean nothing to me! Let them look!"

Andrew doesn't seem to be getting through to her, "U-um…"

After a few minutes of running, she begins to slow down and stop at an area with not that many people, she lets off Andrew, as they are standing by a sidewalk. "So, Cerea… can you tell me what this is really about? I mean… you did say before that you were fine with Rachnera, right?"

Centorea nods and shouts, "But that's before I knew she was this dangerous, I mean… did thou see what she was planning to do to you just then? What if I wasn't there to come aid you?"

Andrew chuckles, scratches his head, "Yeah… I see what you mean. She's dangerous, sure, but I mean… I've been through worse."

Centorea nods, clenching her hand to her chest, "Even so, I must be there to serve you, milord! That's why I took you away from there!"

Andrew smiles a bit, getting it now, "Oh? Is that way you were so clingy to me this morning?"

Centorea's demeanor begins to unravel as she becomes nervous, "T-that was because um… I was worried about your wellbeing…" She puts her hand on her mouth, "Because I… want to be by your side always, milord…"

"Ha ha ha! What?! What is that phony garbage!" A random jerk appears, well now entirely random.

Andrew looks behind and him and suddenly recognizes him, and scowls with anger, "Josh…"

Josh laughs, "Well, look it here… it's ol' McIntosh!" He then takes a look at Centorea and busts laughing hard, "T-that's supposed to be your girlfriend?! So, what, did you dump that Halloween reject because she didn't live up to your expectation? You now are settling for a cow?!"

Andrew growls, clenching his fist, ready to bop him one, "You better take that back, you jerk…" He begins to walk over to Josh.

Centorea puts her arm in front of Andrew and stops him, "No, I cannot hear words uttered by these mere lowlife peasants."

His crew get angry, "Peasants?!"

Josh isn't really effected by Centorea's words and just laughs at her, "Wow… this fucking cow thinks she's all high and mighty, oh and by the way, McIntosh…" He pulls out his phone and sees pics of his girls, "I've been doing a bit of studying and have come to realize that you are a test subject for these things and hosting them. Am I getting that right?" He begins laughing hard, "Who the hell wants these freaks of nature in America?! I can't even believe that they even picked you for it of all people. Man, the government really screwed up this time and speaking of screwing… can you even screw that thing? I mean… with your tiny dick and all…" He gestures with his pinky and his hand, "It won't even fit into that thing's huge horse ass!" His gang busts up laughing.

Centorea gets really angry at Josh's words and begins to pull out her sword and aims it at him, "Say that again and I'll kill you!" Shouting at the top of her lungs.

Josh just laughs at Centorea's threat, "You don't have the tits to do it, well, you do have those big udders but you won't be doing anything like that with them! I know that if you tried to hurt me, you'll get arrested!" He then snaps his fingers and gets his gang to tackle Andrew and hold him back.

Centorea's brows furrow as she sees them restrain Andrew, "What are you doing to my master?!"

Josh just walks over to Centorea, circling his hands as they point to her boobs, "Now… we can forget the rest of those ugly parts and just focus on your huge tidders." He begins to close in on Centorea.

Andrew tries to break free from Josh's gang's restraint, "N-no… l-leave Cerea alone, you bastard!"

One of the guys grab Andrew's head, "Shut the fuck up, pencil dick!"

Josh chuckles as he zeroes in on Centorea's tits, "It's milking time!"

One of Josh's boys begin to yelp, "H-help me!"

Josh turns around, "What is it? Can't you handle one pipsqueak on your own?" He then sees his group all tied up in a cocoon. "W-what the hell?! What gives?!" He turns in front of him and sees Rachnera, "J-just what the hell do you want, you bitch?!"

Rachnera isn't fazed by Josh's threat, "This looks fun… may I join~?" She begins to creep towards Josh intimidatingly, with her eyes glowing red.

Josh sweatdrops, trying to keep himself cool, "W-wait, if you try to hurt me, I-I'll call the cops and have them arrest your spider ass!"

Rachnera grabs onto Josh's head, with her fangs showing, looking like she's going to devour him, "And will I even give you the chance?!" Her super scary spider aura slowly and surely overcoming Josh.

Josh passes out on the ground, can't taking any more of Rachnera, as she just smiles gleefully that she won. "Well, it looks like that takes care of that." She goes over to Andrew and pinches his cheek, "If anyone is going to take advantage of honey, it's going to be me~" Stroking it with her thumb as she does so.

Andrew looks behind him and seeing what Rachnera did to Josh and his crew, "Even if these guys are ultimate jerks, are you sure it's alright for you to do that to them? I mean… you could have been arrested."

Rachnera giggles, petting Andrew's head, "As long as you don't get caught~"

Andrew nods slowly, "Hmm… seems legit. Anyway… thanks for the save, I guess…"

Rachnera strokes Andrew's hair, "You are very much welcome, honey~ How about we continue where we left off? I mean… I don't think Miss Horsey will mind much~"

Centorea then stomps a hoof, "Hold it right there! Even if I appreciate what you did for us and you are a fellow demi human, I simply must say…" She then grabs Andrew and place his head between her boobs, "I detest you!" Centorea begins hugging Andrew's head, "I don't care if you are a guest of milord's home, he is not your little plaything and I can no longer see you do that to him! He is my lord and you shall not do what you wish to him!"

Rachnera looks at Centorea for a bit, sinking that in before busts out laughing, "There it is! Finally, you have broken out of your noble front you are faking!"

Centorea lashes out to Rachnera, not liking her taking little of her statement, "Why are you laughing?! It's not funny! I really do hate you!"

Rachnera laughs some more, placing her hand on her face, "Yes, I know, that's not why I am laughing. It's just that you don't have to pretend to like me, it's fine if you hate me. I don't really like anyone pretending to get along in order to make them look good about themselves. I much rather have them be themselves and be honest about how they act. Just like these creeps, they despise us monsters, and are true to themselves." She then looks over at the passed-out jerks.

Centorea slowly sinks all that in, her eyes widen by Rachnera's words, "R-really…?"

Rachnera nods, "Mmhm." She then begins stretching, "That web spinning made me hungry. Let's go home, honey." She then begins to walk off.

Andrew, who is already out of Centorea's boobs, nods, "Ok, then I'll make something to eat when we get there."

Centorea stands there for a second before she responds, "Rachnera." She waits to have Rachnera turn around before she continues, "I would like something up to you, since you saved us and all. It may be whatever you wish." She begins to follow them, with her and Rachnera close to Andrew, hugging his arm.

McIntosh Household (11:00 PM)

Rachnera is seen tying up Centorea in a really lewd fashion, with really skilled knots crossing to her boobs, connecting to her legs, restraining her whole body tightly, "You know, I never tied up a centaur before, I am having so much fun~!" She exhales through her nostrils, getting all steaming from the tying, "Let's tie your arms behind your back next, wouldn't that be fun~?" She exhales at a faster rate as she continues to have her way with Centorea.

Centorea is gagged so she couldn't reply, but she moans from Rachnera tightening the web all around her, "I still despise her… aaaaaahhhhh~!" She says in her head and then lets out a muffled moan.

Looking at this scene are the four goddesses their GPU, Andrew, not believing what they are seeing, they all say in unison, "She's just a monster version of Iris Heart…" Sweatdropping.

David looks at this scene as well, writing down notes, "Intriguing… who knew you could make knots like that to do something like this." He looks at his notebook and begins scribbling down what he sees.

Miia notices what David is doing, "H-hey! You're too young to see this!" She covers David's eyes with her hands.

David tries to uncover her hands, "H-hey! I can't see!" Moving around to try to free himself from Miia's hands.

Miia begins to wrap up David to keep him still, "S-stop moving!"

David shouts, "I'm only 14! I already know about the birds and bees, I am not just some little kid!"

Miia exclaims, holding David down, trying to win the argument, "Even so, you are not turning like that pervy phony photographer!"

David continues to squirm out of Miia's grip, "Nice alliteration but that won't stop me from my monster research!"

Miia is surprised by David's energy compared to Andrew's, "H-he's too energetic… someone else try to settle him down."

Blanc goes over and looks at David with her facial features clouded in darkness with one of her eyes glowing red and she bares sharp teeth, "Wanna go to bed early? I'll make you if I have to…" She pulls out her hammer, threatening to hit David with it.

David's eyes get small as he looks at Blanc, "Um… I'll be good now." He stops moving as he lays on the floor, wrapped up in Miia's tail.

Blanc lowers her hammer, looking down at David, returning to her normal face, "You better." She walks back to her spot once again.

Miia gives Blanc a thumbs up, "Excellent job, Blanny!"

Blanc continues reading, looking calm again, "No problem. I have younger sisters so I know how to deal with them. David's much easier to handle than them, trust me." She's sitting in the chair in the living room, reading her favorite book.

David begins to sigh as he is still on the floor, coiled in Miia's tail, "OK, now can I please go free now?" He groans as it starts to get uncomfortable now.

McIntosh Household: The Two Nights Later (6:00 PM)

Everyone gathers around the house as they see Andrew leave from the front door, "Whaaaat?! You are leaving so late?!" Neptune exclaims with a widened expression.

Andrew nods, "I'm afraid so, guys." He sighs as he explains his whole reason, "The boss asked me to stay late so I'm guessing that I might get full time soon… when I graduate high school, of course."

Miia begins to cry an outburst of exaggerated tears, "Darliiing?! Why must your boss be so mean?! Doesn't he know that you are taking care of us?!"

Andrew shrugs in his usual way, "Yeah… sorry. Don't worry, I'll be back until…" He checks his phone for his boss' message, "Oh… until morning."

All the girls exclaim in unison, "Whaaat?!" All shaken up by this news.

Noire raises her hand, asking permission for a question, "So um… who's going to act as host until you return?"

Andrew listens to Noire's question with care and thinks about it, "Oh, that's a very good question… hmm… I do wonder what I should do about that." He then just smiles, "Oh well… can't you all figure that on your own?"

Noire chuckles as Andrew says that, "I'm glad you said that, Andy, now…" She then raises her hand, "All in favor of having me in charge, raise your hand firmly!"

No one raises their hand but Suu.

Miia then steps in to have her in the running, "All in favor of me being in charge?!" She raises her hand, and as before, Suu raises her hand as well, which annoys Miia, "You already voted for Noire!" She then contracts that, "But… you can change your mind if you want." She smiles cheekily.

Noire objects, "Miia, you know full well that she's only copying our movement!" Pointing at Miia as well.

Andrew chuckles at their election, "Well… goodbye all. See you after I'm done with hell!" He then leaves for work.

Neptune then steps in, "Now… all voting for Nep Nep, raise your appendages in the air!" She raises both of her hands in the air.

Suu does the same as she raises her tentacles in the air as well, "Vote for… Nep Nep."

Papi raises her wings and legs, "Yeah, vote for fun goddess!"

Miia and Noire looks at the three, "W-wait! Neptune is only going to make a mess!"

Noire nods, agreeing with Miia, waving her hands frantically, "Y-yeah! You know she'll screw it up!"

Centorea makes her statement, "Now, as milord's guardian, I shall say this task verily belongs to me! It's only natural that I shall take responsibility at guarding his fortress with my life. As a royal knight guards a king's kingdom, I shall not let him down!"

David tries to calm them down, "Uh… girls."

Miia shouts, "No, it belongs to me!" She begins to attack Centorea with her tail.

Centorea dodges it swiftly and begins to buck Miia with her back legs, "No, it shall be mine!"

Noire scoffs as she pulls out her rapier, "Uh, no! I'm the most responsible one here, this job is mine!"

Neptune flails her arms, "Miiiine! As Andy's first girl and the main character, it should obviously go to me!"

Everyone who is fighting but Neptune shouts, "You're not the main character!" And then saying Andrew is with their own nickname for him.

Neptune tears up a little, sniffling, "Say it isn't so… why am I… the most moe goddess of them all, reduced to just part of the cast of a bunch of characters that might or might not get a line?"

As this goes on, David tries to get them to listen to him, but they are obviously ignoring him. He groans, fed up with their arguing and calmly goes to Rachnera and points at the group fighting.

SNARE! SNARE! SNARE!

Rachnera crosses her arms as she is done cocooning the group, "You do know that you only get one, right?" Referring to the favor that she did for David. "Next time, you have to pay for it~"

David nods, understanding, "Yeah, and thanks again." As Rachnera leaves to do whatever she was doing before, he stands in front of the girls who are hanging on a thread on the ceiling, all rolled up in a ball of web. "That's much better."

Noire shouts angrily at David, "What's the meaning of this?!"

Miia agrees with Noire, shouting as well, "Yeah! Even if you are darling's sibling, you should not do this to me! I might be your future sister in law one day who will treat you with all their sisterly love!"

David puts his hands on his shoulders, "Now, I understand you all are upset but please hear me out." He clears his throat as he continues, "According to the Extraspecies Law, their states a column saying that whenever the host leaves for any important reason and to not be able to take care of their demi human guests. If the host has a relative living there or otherwise, they have the right to act as host until the real host returns."

The four cocoon girls think for a moment until Miia responds, "There's no way! Call Ms. Smith and see if this is true!"

David chuckles, "I already did." He holds out his cell phone with Ms. Smith on the line.

"Yeah, sure… it's fine." Ms. Smith yawns through the other end as she hangs up the phone.

Noire's eyes widen, and she begins to make something up to refuse to take this, "Y-you called her when she's half asleep! That doesn't count!"

David pulls out a stack of paper, having the Extraspecies Law on it in full detail, "It's right here, Noire, including the section I just told you about." He flips it to the section and points to it, tapping on it with his finger.

Centorea thinks for a moment, having a crooked smile, replies, "Well… I suppose this is quite alright. He is milord's brother so he is considered above us." Having her pride shattered as well.

Noire sweatdrops, finding it hard to believe the truth, "Y-you're right. Sad to say."

Neptune stops fighting it already, "So… why are we arguing about him wanting to host us again? I mean… it's just silly when you think about it!"

After the girls are free from their web imprisonment (6:10 PM)

All the girls sit down in the living room, ready to hear David's orders, "So, what do you want us to do, chief?" Papi asks, raising her wing.

David smiles, chuckling, "I'm glad you asked, Papi! Next is… dinner!" He just stands there as he finishes speaking, slowly losing it, as he sweatdrops, being worried about something. "Y-yep… dinner." Stands there again.

Noire cocks an eyebrow at David's face, "You do know how to cook… right?"

David nods, "Yep! Of course, I do! I most certainly do!" He feigns a chuckle as he stands there still.

Rachnera asks David, knowing what's up, "You don't know how to cook, do you?"

David slumps, defeated, "Yep, I don't." He sighs sadly, "I never cooked my own foods, I just get my cousin to do it for me… even though she insists that she loves cooking for me. And now… I can't even cook for my guests!" He kneels on the floor, slamming his fists down on the coffee table, "Damn it! I'm a failure!"

Rachnera nods, "Yep, you sure are." She begins to yawn, "Well, if I can't get dinner, I better go to bed then. See you all when honey gets back." She begins to get up from her web she spin in the living room.

David shouts at Rachnera, pointing, "Sit your spider butt back down here! I'm going to take care of you all and damn it! I will!"

Noire sweatdrops, knowing where this is going, "He's not seriously going to try to cook for the first time, is he?"

Vert sweatdrops at him as well, "He stinks at games and now he's going to cook. My, this'll turn out very well, won't it?"

David puts his chin to his hand, stroking it with fingers and by that I meant he moved his head to his hand to stroke his chin, "Now, let's see… what can I make that'll appease my fellow family of demi humans?"

Miia sits there as her aura begins to peak up, she begins giggling to herself, "Heh heh heh…" Thinking of something very good to her, indeed.

Noire looks at her with white circles for eyes and a O shaped mouth, "I know that look… she's thinking of the thing…"

Neptune asks out of morbid curiosity, "What thing?"

Noire moves her head closer to Neptune, "You know… the thing…" She then whispers to Neptune's ear, "Cooking…" Her voice drags into Neptune's ear as it takes a big effect on her because of the context of it all.

Neptune's complexion turns ghostly white, "Oh… sweet… pudding lord…" She takes a moment to shout out with immense fear, "Please have mercy on us, oh snake mistress of questionable concoctions!"

Noire covers Neptune's mouth, "Shh… keep it down, will you? She'll hear you."

They look at Miia who didn't listen to anything that Neptune blurted out, but her laughter intensifies, her appearance getting more and more unsettling, "Heh heh… ha ha ha! You all need me, don't you?! You mock at my cooking and then now it's all you got left! Well… what do you have to say about that?!" She exclaims as she goes over to David, "I'll handle the cooking for you, Darling's loving brother~!" Giving David an innocent smile that looks like it can do no wrong, and instantly right after having a crazed look not long before, too.

Centorea gulps and goes over to the group, "You all haven't told milord's sibling about the vile hell spawns that she conjures?"

The groups shake their head slowly, they look at the two who had suddenly vanished and back to each other who are all wearing the same horrified expressions, knowing that Miia and David and in the kitchen right now as they speak.

Rachnera replies coldly as she hangs there on her web, "May god have mercy on your souls." Resting her head on her hand.

After the… 'thing' was created in the kitchen (6:25 PM)

David looks at Miia begins to turn around from behind the stove to show her creation, which is in a pot with a lid covering it she is wearing oven mitts and an apron with lettering saying, 'Kiss the Snek Chef' She brings it over to David, "It's completed~!" Having her eyes as sideways Vs and a wide smile showing her fang.

The others peek out from the kitchen door, "Good… we aren't too late." Noire states as she sees that David is still alive.

Miia's pointy red ears twitch as she looks over at the door, "Why won't you all come in to eat, everyone?"

Rachnera begins to leave, "Good luck, everyone. You're going to need it." She bolts out of there before she was spotted, obviously strategically hiding behind everyone to avoid Miia's sight.

Noire sighs, frowning at Rachnera's sudden disappearance, "So much for David's orders…"

Miia asks again, with more anger to her voice, "Well?!"

Neptune chuckles nervously, "O-of course, Miia… we wouldn't dream to find an escape route and just bolt or anything." She slowly begins to sit down, sweating profusely. "R-right, Noire?"

Noire grumbles as Neptune calls out to her, "Y-yes… Neptune…" grumbling to herself as she sits down next to her.

Meroune begins to roll herself but begins to fake being unable to move it, "Oh dear… I seem to be having trouble being able to move my wheelchair any closer. Well, it's a tragedy that I cannot dine with you all. I suppose I should just leave your presence, yes?"

Noire shouts at Meroune, "Oh, no you don't, tragic addict! You are going to endure this with us!" She pulls Meroune's wheelchair towards an empty gap between her and Neptune.

Meroune frowns slightly, "My… you didn't have to be so forceful about it. But, I don't dislike it. It's kind of romantic to be forcing me to do something against my will~"

Noire growls, "Just keep those thoughts to yourself, please." She sighs and lays her hands on the dining table.

David doesn't understand the reactions coming from the other girls, he asks, "So… what am I missing here? What's everybody's deal?"

Noire, looking surprised that he's still innocent, asks, "Didn't you watch her cook it?"

David shakes his head and explains, "Miia wanted me to be surprised so she asked me to cover my eyes, I did that because, well… she was being so polite about it." He smiles thinking back at it.

Miia giggles, being confident about it, "Well, it seems that I have gotten into David's favor so it should mean that I'm winning Darling's favor as well~"

Centorea sweatdrops, shouting at Miia, "That be-eth cheating!" Being angry with white circles for eyes.

Miia giggles as she accepts it, "Well, anyway… here's my new creation~!" She shows it and a purple smog bursts out from within the pot.

Everyone flinches as they see it but then calms down as it turns to white normal smoke and everyone peers into the pot to find it's just normal food, "It looks edible enough…" Centorea says as she looks at it.

Noire comments as well, "It looks almost good enough for me to eat actually…"

David sighs as he comments, "Why did you all freak out over nothing?"

Miia giggles, "Yep! I've been practicing!" Being ecstatic over the comments.

Meroune goes in and asks Miia, "May I try it first?"

Miia nods, smiling, "Go right ahead, Mero!"

Meroune takes a spoon and digs into the white rice and begins to take a bite, after a brief second, a surge of all of her taste buds screaming in agony rush to her brain, taking her to a horrific daydream.

Meroune's Horrific Daydream (Time N/A)

A Scylla witch cackles as she holds up a bottle of some sort of potion with one of her tentacles, "This potion will grant you the power of being human, but in return… you'll suffer the agonizing pain as your fins being torn to pieces as new legs grow from under them!"

Reality (6:28 PM)

Meroune lays on the table unconscious as she is still in her daydream, smiling still as she is purple and flushed in the face.

Noire feels disgusted looking at Meroune's face, she asks earnestly to Miia, "So… um… what did you put in that… um… what was that even?"

Miia answers innocently, as if it's a normal dish, "Oh, it's white rice casserole, so I put white rice, white swan eggs, white beans, white flour, white milk…" She continues.

Centorea is disgusted as well, saying to Miia, "W-white rice casserole isn't everything white!"

Papi frowns, looking disgusted as the rest of the girls, "Papi feels better if she went to bed without dinner…"

David doesn't look that fazed as he begins to take a bite of it, "Well… it can't be that bad. I'll give it a try." He goes to take a bite and gives that same face that Meroune did, with the same results, him going into a horrific daydream.

David's Horrific Daydream (Time N/A)

David is looking at his cousin, Carol, who is now describing her illness, "COPD is an illness of the lungs, where it's very difficult to breathe and you will feel like you are suffocating." She begins to cough hard as she explains it.

Reality (6:30 PM)

David is passed out on the table next to Meroune as his face is also flushed with a purple complexion, "C-can't breathe…" He mutters.

Miia frowns a little as she states, "Oh… maybe I put too much salt in it…"

Noire sighs, groaning, "I'll order us a pizza…" She goes over to the phone to do so.

Living Room (10:00 PM)

David begins to wake up from his horrid hallucination, he finds himself laying on the couch, "W-what? What happened?" He looks over and sees some slices of pizza on a paper plate on the table with a note beside it, "What's this?" He takes the note and begins reading it.

The note states, "Sorry that my lamia friend decided to poison you with her toxic meals. I brought you some pizza just in case you decide that you could eat. You're welcome, by the way! I didn't do it for you or anything, I just don't want Andy to get mad at me for no reason! – Noire" David finishes reading the note.

David looks at the pizza, begins to sit up and smiles, "That was nice of her." He says as he begins to eat the pizza, "Hmm? Another note." He takes a look at it and it says, "P.S. The reason that you are alive right now is because of… well, take a look beside you on the couch." He looks beside him and sees Suu napping next to him, "S-Suu?!" He begins to freak out.

Suu slowly begins to wake up as she yawns cutely and begins to look at him, "Good, you're alright. Sorry, I almost poisoned you with my casserole, I didn't know it would affect you this badly."

David notices something, "Did you just talk… and sound like Miia at the same time?"

Suu nods and begins saying, "Suu used some of her pure water inside her to rid of all the toxins."

David sweatdrops, "Uh… how, if I may ask."

Suu smiles and replies, "Like this~" She goes over and puts David's head to one of her nipple and allows him to drink her water through it.

David blushes red as he tries to pull out, "O-ok… I got it!" Suu lets go and David coughs from drinking the water too fast, "W-well, thanks anyway, Suu." He begins to pet Suu.

Suu giggles from the pets, "By the way…" She says as she speaks like Noire.

David tilts his head, trying to listen, "Hmm?"

Suu then speaks like Neptune, "I think it's a full moon outside but I'm not too sure!"

David sweatdrops, "Full moon, meaning…?" He looks at Suu who has predator eyes, "S-stay back, Suu!"

Suu says to David in an intimidating fashion, "Want to… play…?" In a warped fashion of how Papi would speak, and tackles David.

David gets wrapped around in Suu's gooeyness, "S-stop it, Suu!" He begins laughing, "That tickles!"

"Phew! I can't believe that I got home earlier than I thought…" Andrew says as he comes out from the front door, "How have you've been…" He notices that David's being attacked by Suu, "Doing?! Suu, l-let go of David, please…!"

Miia begins to come downstairs, "Darling's home?" She suddenly drools, looking predator hungry as well, "Let's have some fun together~"

Andrew gulps, "W-w-wait… I just got home, I'm tired…"

Miia grabs Andrew's wrist as she begins to coil him, "I'll draw you a hot bath… and we can have some fun together… ok~?" Without having Andrew's say, she drags him along, anyway.

Xelor's screen flashes as his face shows up on it, angry, "1… 2… 3!"

MEGADRIVE ZAP!

Both Miia and Andrew are passed out, Xelor sighs annoyed, "Good, now both of you get some damn rest and let's close off this chapter, shall we? And this concludes my only line in this."

And so… with Miia and Andrew collapsed on the floor, David is still being played with by Suu, who actually isn't really doing much to him anyway, as David is merely laughing so he's ok. What might happen next time and will Miia eventually know how to cook? Find out next time!

Review Replies!

On3dgeGaming: Soon… possibly the next one or after, depends on how much of that little saga I'm putting in for the next one.

The Ultimate Gamemaster: I bet so. It's not because of Neptune or anything… baka!

Victor John Foxfire: Let's just say long enough. And yes, Suu likes Ice because she likes moisture and Ice's feathers contain moisture so they don't dry out when swimming or whatever, and his ability allows him to permanently contain that. And slimes love their moisture so… you know. Yep, Polt's adorbs, I'm not sure when to add her but whenever I get the chance.

Samdama95: Ehh… not for each chapter, it'll get old too fast. Maybe whenever I feel like it.

Blueblaze123: Most likely and thanks for liking it.

XxExtremeSamX: Nope, I'm not continuing this and this chapter doesn't mean anything, you're seeing things. JK, I just got procrastination issues.

Noncanon Segment!

Neptune begins to turn on the camera for their new set up, "Hello everyone! Welcome to our noncanon segment or as I like to call it, New Nepstation!"

Andrew and the other goddesses sweatdrop, "Really?"

Neptune exclaims happily, "Yep! Now… onto the dealio!" She begins reading the only message, "Oh, it's out good friend Victor! Yep, we got the biscuits! They were delicious!"

Andrew notices the other thing he sent, "Yep… got laid." Giving him a thumbs up, "Thanks for the kudos, I guess…"

David goes over as he overhears, "What, big brother?!"

Miia begins pulling David away, "You're too young!"

Andrew notices Polt tackling Victor, sweatdropping, "Yeah… don't worry, Rachnera isn't going to do something to me, right?"

Rachnera looms over to Andrew, "Oh… I wouldn't say that, honey~? This is the part where I can have my way with you, right~?"

Andrew sweatdrops some more, "N-not right now… um…"

As the video goes over about Miia's cooking she exclaims, "I am doing better, thank you very much!"

David replies bluntly, "You mean the dish you made that almost killed me?"

Miia begins frowning, "U-um… maybe…"

Andrew's eyes widen, "What?"

Miia goes over to Andrew, pleading, "H-honest, darling, I didn't mean to! I promise I'll stick to the cookbooks from now on!"

Noire chuckles from the joke, "Chefnomicon… good one."

Miia gets offended, "Hey, I'm doing just fine, thank you!" She begins puffing her cheeks angrily, pouting.

Neptune sees the video get finished, "Well, that's all for this segment of New Nepstation!"

The other goddesses shout out, "It isn't called that!" As they gang up on Neptune.

Neptune sweatdrops and says, "Let me know if you guys want this section to be called New Nepstation… and this has been Neptune and crew and we're signing off!" Running off afterwards as the goddesses chase after her.

That's all so happy reading!