KPOV (KIM)

I was sitting on the couch waiting for Jar' bored out of my mind. Not that we'd do much anyway. God! I so need to get Emily to take me to Anne Summers. Maybe Bella could come too!

Jared said he couldn't wait for me to meet Bella and that she's really nice. Apparently, Leah isn't a bitch anymore! He's a little scared though because they're supposedly like evil twins and he was scared I'd take their side. Should be fun...

Jared walked in at that moment-he doesn't knock anymore-and spun me around. He gave me a sweet kiss on the lips-groan- and put me down.

Then the phone rang. I knew Jared would be listening in to the conversation. He said if I got any threats about killing us it was just Bella and Leah. That was hilarious what he did to Em! We should do that to some bitch like Jessica Stanley and make her do stuff for us. Lol.

"Hello?" I said noticing the number was unfamiliar.

"Come to my place at 6. I live at..."

"I'm sorry, who is this?"

Jared looked just as confused as me.

"Don't ask me questions bitch. Just come over here so I can spank you. You've been a very bad girl."

"WHAT?"

"Don't be like that babe. Oh, and bring body chocolate. A lot of it."

"Who is this?"

I was getting annoyed and slightly worried. So was Jared.

"I found you ad."

"What ad?"

"The one you sent out in Nuts. (Nuts are a porn magazine BTW. I know because my brother...*SHUDDER* I don't see why he needs it though. He has a girlfriend who he really loves and she sleeps over nearly every weekend *SHUDDER* I know what you do Will...*SHUDDER*)

The one saying that your boyfriend is a whipped, frigid little bitch who won't loosen up and that you're dying of sexual tension and you need someone to give you some. You also said that you want somebody to spank you and take control.

I'm answering that babe."

Ok now I was really freaked out. I never sent out an ad, I wasn't that desperate. I looked over at Jared and I knew he believed me. He took the phone from me and put it on speaker for my benefit.

"Look sir. My girlfriend never sent out any ad so you must have the wrong number! Now I want you to leave us the fuck alone..."

"Oh! Feisty! Would you like to join us? Oh wait no, you won't put out! No wonder your girl sent in that ad! Now Kimberly, if you don't get your ass over here right in the next 20 minutes I will come over and spank that sexy ass."

"Ok look." I said. "I don't know how you know me, my boyfriend, or where I live. But I am NOT interested."

"There is one other alternative..." That wierd voice said. I grasped the opportunity.

"YES! PLEASE!"

"Ok, well in exactly 20 minutes you must go to Leah Clearwater and Bella Swan's house."

"Ok...?" I was confused now.

"Why?"

"Well babe, it's either that, or go screw some paedophile dude." Leah's voice came through.

"OMG! Like what you did to Em! You guys are mean!"

"We know." A melodic voice came through that I didn't recognise.

"I'm Bella nice to meet you! Bring an overnight bag; we're having a sleeping bag!"

"OK bye!" I said chucking the phone to Jared and running upstairs excitedly. It was true though, what they said about Jared. Maybe they were trying to give him a clue.

JPOV (Jared)

When Kim walked upstairs the phone rang again.

"Hello?" I said.

Bella and Leah spoke at the same time.

"OH AND JARED? YOU REALLY SHOULD JUST FUCK HER ALREADY! SHE'S DYING!"

After the hung up I said to myself.

OK!