Me: hey what's up!
Nick: oh hey,
Me: I think ill share my results from the quiz I asked you guys to take last chapter later on in the chapter, now nick, the disclaimer.
Nick: fangirlgonesupernova does not own Tokyo mew mew or anything else in this fic.
Me; roll film!
Chapter 22
Who noticed I numbered this chapter wrong?
Torch: later on well conspire. Oops, I was singing again instead of introducing the chapter, curse you Elvis Presley!
Tsuki: you're listening to Elvis Presley?
Torch: listen, *gives her an ear bud*
Tsuki: oh ok then,
Nick: since they're listening to torch's IPod, the reviews are from
Torch: WAIT. I have something from invadergir2011!
Nick: ok then
Torch: ok the message says:
Can I be in it please? If you search Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep, I look like Aqua but with black hair and black clothes. What do you think of Nick and Lettuce? They should date until you *sadly* end the story
Torch: ok so you see? I have to poof her! *poof*
Invadergir: hey am I in tmm truth or torture?
Torch: yeah! And nick and lettuce should TOTALLY DATE!
Nick and lettuce: WHAT?
Torch: the hostess count is up to nine!
Invadergir: so now how many people do you have?
Torch: at least thirty five
Dutch: this place is getting crowded, now. The reviews are from MoonlightMew513, invadergir2011
Invadergir: that's me!
Dutch; nickn091, zingfox, and sailor phoenix black
Torch: but before that, I posted before a review was posted last time, it's from chipsivanna
=) HEY PEOPLE VA-CHAN IS HERE SOOOO PAI-DRESS AS A MAID FOR THE HOLE CHAPTER ICHIGO- DRESS AS SHAORAN LI FROM SAKURA CARD CAPTOR SUPER NOVA-CAN I BE IN? I HAVE SHORT BROWN HEIR LENGTH AS MEIKO (VOCALOID) A BIG BOW AS RIN KAGAMINE (VOCALOID ALSO) DRESSED- A LIGHT PINK T-SHIRT WITH CUPCAKES BERMUDA JEANS AND SILVER SANDALS ALSO CAN MY PUPPY MIA CAN BE IN ALSO? IT IS A BORDER COLLIE
Torch: so people call me super nova? Cool and yes *poof* now there's ten!
Chipsivanna: huh? My coke tastes weird; everything looks anime and im in a basement, I'VE GONE INSANE!
Torch: not really, you're just in my fan fiction
Chipsivanna (ok this is too many letters now you are chip): oh ok then, *poofs the outfits*
Torch: aren't authoress powers the best?
Hostesses: yeah.
Nick: ill read the next review
YAY! I laughed like so much! Ok so straight to the dares! Dares- Zing: You must date Sven! Torch: You must date Keiichiro! Amy: Complement Nick and you can't take it back! Pudding: Here is a bag a candy to share as you please! Truths- Zakuro: Are you excited for your wedding? Sardon: Why the F*** are you British. I like Pai more :/ Kisshu and Ryou: So you already knew you were perverts? That's all I have for now! Thanks and please update soon!
Torch: NOOO! THAT'S WRONG AND PEDOFILE-ISH I DON'T WANT TO!
Zing: but he's a chair…
Dutch: I can fix that! Chair change to human.
Sven becomes a guy, about seventeen in age, with brown short hair, a black tee shirt, jeans and blue eyes. He has swords on his back, is wearing black belts and has a gun.
Zing: ok then thanks for the loophole. Let's go Sven!
Dutch: happy ending!
Livvykitty: now for torch, ageing backwards fourteen! Authoress powers!
Keiichiro: PAIN! PAIN! IT'S SO PAINFUL!
Torch: what does that do?
Livvykitty: makes him age backwards
Torch: what age?
Livvykitty: fourteen
Torch: I guess I'll go on the stupid date *mumbles* stupid reviewers and nick trying to give me a love interest. *says* c'mon keiichiro lets go!
Keiichiro has changed into a fourteen year old with shorter hair, a tee shirt, pants and tennis shoes.
Keiichiro: ok! *follows obviously scared*
Torch: Dutch! You're in charge this time!
Dutch: ok! Amy you have to compliment Nick
Amy: you aren't completely stupid.
Nick: it's sort of a compliment. I'll accept it.
Dutch: ok then, pudding here's some candy!
Pudding: ill share it with everyone!
Everyone that's not dead: YAY! (The dead people are all the gay and perverted people)
MoonlightMew513: Zakuro: Are you excited for your wedding? Sardon: Why the F*** are you British. I like Pai more :/ Kisshu and Ryou: So you already knew you were perverts?
Zakuro: who said I was getting married?
Sardon: I just am! *gets killed by random lightning strike*
Kisshu: I watched the video with torch, I am not a pervert
Ryou: yes I did.
MewmewBanira: but we've been discussing marriage for the past five chapters.
Zakuro: that was a sometime in the distant future thing,
Kokoro ikisatashi: oh, ok then! The next review time!
oh YAY! Awesome chapter! Don't nick and lettuce look cute together? Dares: Lettuce: have a make-out session with Nick until Sven the chair speaks Torch: Take Nick's phone and give it to Amy Amy: Put his phone anywhere you want Tart: Break Pudding's heart and see what she does to you Truths: Amy: how much fun is it to tease Nick? Torch: Same as Amy Zing: How can you play cards with Sven if he is a freaking chair! Awesome story. Love it. Keep killing Masaya. I HATE ZUTARA! Kataang is awesome!
Torch: im back!
Dutch: how'd it go?
Torch: we watched a movie.
Dutch: oh that's go-
Torch: it wasn't an action film. Remind me never to go on a date with him again. *sits down with soda* now, if im correct, nick has to have a make-out session with lettuce till Sven talks.
Nick: -_- you're the worst friend ever,
Torch: no im not. Now go! *pushes lettuce into nick*
Zing: this is slightly disturbing.
Torch: oh hey zing, how did your date go?
Zing: good, we went to a carnival! I got a stuffed bear!
Torch: see, a carnival would have been fun KEIICHIRO!
Sven: I won a goldfish, his name is cake
Lettuce: Sven talked!
Nick: good *inside thought: AW MAN!*
Torch: you know I can read your thoughts right nick?
Nick: crap!
Torch: give me your phone.
Nick: why-
Torch: NOW! *eyes are on fire*
Nick: ok!
Torch: ok then, Amy here you go.
Amy: ok, *puts in bra again*
Nick: aw man!
Torch: still can read your thoughts nick, go sit in a corner!
Nick: ok…
Torch: tart, break puddings heart.
Tart: why?
torch: because it's a dare. You have to. Did you see what happened to Pai and Kish when they turned down dares?
Tart: *gulp* ok, Pudding I hate you you're an annoying pest and I fell in love with mint.
Pudding: w-what? *cries* WHAAA!
Tart: It was just a dare! I don't hate you! Please don't cry I love you!
Pudding: r-really Na no da?
Tart: yes. *thinks: great now what have I done?*
Torch: I can read your mind, and don't you know?
Tart: know what?
Torch: to say it, heres Tamaki from OHSHC
Tamaki: hello pretty girls. You *points to tart* you are a disgrace to all men! A real man would never be so cowardly to break a girl's heart!
Tart: can you please kill me? I feel lousy.
Torch: ok, since Amy can't kill. *kills* and pudding *mind wipes*
Pudding: why is Taru-Taru dead?
Tamaki: because he would rather die than break your heart
Pudding: really Na no Da?
Torch: really.
Haruhi: come on sempai we're going to be late for the club!
Tamaki: coming! *they leave*
Torch: *is mind wiping and reviving tart* someone read the next dare
Chara-Chan: I'm going to read the next review, invadergir
Invadergir: ok, Amy: how much fun is it to tease Nick? Torch: Same as Amy Zing: How can you play cards with Sven if he is a freaking chair!
Amy and torch: very fun!
Zing: logic does not exist in the world of truth or dare fan fictions.
Torch: aint that the truth.
Chara-Chan: next review!
Next time I get into a KH battle do some research and make me look like sora in my intro clothes but in black. Dares Torch: put duct tape over Amy's mouth so she can't insult me Amy: BE NICE 2 ME 4 ONCE IN YOUR LIFE! Truths: Masaya: When did u 1st realize u was gay Pudding: would the world end by ur hands if Tart was murdered? If so, how would u destroy it?
Torch: no! im too lazy! And I do enough research for the videos and such I have to use Wikipedia at least twice a week. And Amy *duct tapes* NICK STOP BEING A JERK TO HER!
Nick: I am not!
Torch: oh no? what did she do to you at all in the past two months?
Nick: eh, nothing,
Torch: EXACTLY AND YOU SAW HER THE OTHER DAY SO GET OVER IT!
Nick: ok…Masaya when did you realize you were gay? And pudding, if tart was murdered would you destroy the world and how?
Masaya: well it was a Saturday night, I had nothing to do and I got the strangest urge to go to a gay bar.
Pudding: IF TARU-TARU WAS MURDERED EVERYONE WOULD FREAKING DIE! I WOULD DRINK RED BULLS AND FREAKING KILL EVERYONE!+
Tart: …
Torch: and I would help!
Tart: why?
Torch: because it would be fun?
Tart: im surrounded by psychos
Tsuki: next review!
YAY I'm confusing weres zang? Dares: Kish: watch and pre preform Kish feels pretty Kish pai and tart: watch and preform (full costume) Kish the unicorn Nick and torch: preform "big pig" from lion king
Kish: one second…
Pai: everyone is trying to kill me.
Tart: why not?
Torch: ok then. Let's go!
*Kish performs first*
Torch: ¨*laughing* I have to watch this movie or whatever.
Dutch: next one!
*the next performance was funny*
Torch: cant. Breathe. So. Funny!
Tart: I hate you zing.
Torch: nick! Get in costume!
Nick: man…why do I have to be the pig?
Torch: it's a warthog, and because you don't have the body for the muskrat.
Nick: I hate you. *Is in outfit, thanks to the hostesses*
Torch: good! (A/n: one of the only times im going to actually write it out) *is wearing grass skirt and tank top making her look like the muskrat
Torch: if your hungry for a fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy pumba here because he is a treat! (I don't know this part) all you have to do is get in line. Aare ya achin?
Nick: Yep, yep, yep
Torch: for some bacon?
Nick: yep, yep, yep
Torch: Hee's a big pig!
Nick: yep, yep
Torch: you can be a big pig too. Oi
Hostesses: ahahahha!
Torch: well that was fun.
Nick: NEVER SPEAK OF THIS
Torch: oh don't worry, people will read it-.
Nick: I hate you all.
Zing: next review!
Awesome chapter, I took that quiz, and I got Japan, anyway dares. Ikuto: Hug me, and then beat up Tadadork. Mint: You are my slave from now on; first order is to clean up the blood that spills when I brutally kill tadadork, Masabaka, and Nick. All I got for now, for my result on the quiz I am glad I didn't get France, anyway, bye.
Torch: you got Japan? I got Germany and Zing got America!
Italy: hello!
Germany: we came back again, sorry we're late.
Japan: what are you talking about?
America: yeah.
Tsuki and torch: uh. Um. I- *they grow pale and blush*
Italy: stop being mean!
Tsuki: uh yeah, um Ikuto has to hug me and beat up tadadork
Ikuto: ok *quickly hugs*
Tsuki: *passes out*
Ikuto: now what? *has kicked tadase's but in five seconds*
Torch: nothing, hey Tsuki wake up!
Tsuki: sorry, mint you are my slave now clean up the blood after this *kills tadadork, masabaka, and nick, nick especially bad*
Mint: ok *she has been brainwashed*
Torch: im glad I didn't get France either.
Nick: so are we done?
Torch: yeah.
Nick: ok then bye!
Me: started getting writers block near the end, may be because I'm tired. Ok so bye.
Nick: adios
Zing: Sven changed back into a chair.
Me: ok. Bye Bye!