Hello!How are all ya'll?Me okay, me thinks.Yes, I'll be okay I promise.
Sakura didn't fail her Algebra test!Sakura didn't fail her Algebra test!YAY!!
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Nini4- (chap 10)I told you who it was so you can't take my sugar!Ha!Yes, I do fear your wrath and you should fear mine!*brandishes claws* (chap 11)You can't beat me up because here's your update!Glad you like the sugary sweet stuff!
Spider- (chapter 10)I hope chap 11 explained a little bit more.Glad you're enjoying it!
AngelicFairy- (chap 10)I sorry Kag's story was depressing, but I think it makes the feeling of the story slightly more realistic.Everyone has certain sad moments in their life and I didn't want it to seem so happy it was...unreal.The thing the Inu crew with come to understand (At least I hope I write it right) is that you have to take the good with the bad.To smile at the good and respect the bad.No one would understand the goodness of life if they didn't have the bad.We wouldn't cherish all the great memories we have if we didn't realize how bad it could've been.Does that make any sense?
pensquared- (chap 10)Yeah the pink shirt and the shorts are kinda ugh! wasn't it?*shrugs*(chap11)Yeah he is isn't he?Well, that's what makes Inu/Kag my favorite pairing (as opposed to Inu/kik).I think that Kag can forgive Inu for anything because she sees the good person he really is!She sees past the rude facade he puts up to protect himself!I believe that if Kag had been in Kikyou's shoes she couldn't have forced herself to shoot him with that arrow.Then again Kag would have grown up different therefore possible altering her views a little.Then again I just don't like Kikyou.Well, her clay pot form anyway!She's EVIL!!!!!!!
inuyasha-girly-2007- (chap 10)Yeah, it was kinda sad.Sorry 'bout that!!(chap 11)Here's the update! ^-^
Shinnyu Kudzu- (chap 10)Yes Kikyou will get the crap kicked outta her on account of the fact that I don't like her!She's EVIL!!!EVIL I TELL YOU!!!Oh and hey, could you give me some caffeine?!I need some!
bluefuzzyelf- (for chappie ten)YAY!!You're sugar high!And you have inu's story!(for chappie 11) I know but......
Silver Magiccraft- (chap 10)*really sweetly*Silver, where's my Ramen?You said you had my favorite food and you'd give it to me when I updated.I've updated twice so where is it?*snicker* Glad you liked the fluff!
Anti [.] Poptarts- (chapp 11) I'm sorry it was so sad; there was going to have to some more serious scenes and most of the serious scenes will be sad.This chappie should be happier and more light- hearted.I wanted to pick the mood back up to funny/happy.
WildfireDreams- (chap 10)Yep.^-^*singing* Who likes short shorts!I like short shorts!!
ladykaa28- (chap 11)YAY!!I passed the test!I hope this answers some questions!(Note the word hope!)
Earth Borne- (chap 11)Here's the update!
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How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less
Chapter Twelve
Restraining Order Boy
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Inu-Yasha and Kagome still found themselves in each other's company.Kagome was still sitting on the window sill, but now they were silent.They both just staring out the window and watching birds flutter in the backyard.A gentle silence had drifted over them, and they were contented in each other's presence which was all that really mattered.Knowing that they were both happy was enough to stifle the questions in their minds.They were both happy; finally happy for the first time in a long while.Both realized, however, that happiness, as well as silence, were easily shattered.
Kagome had leaned back against the wall and had a gentle smile on her face.Inu-Yasha noticed her ethereal beauty, her serene expression, and her heavenly grace that so perfectly matched her voice.It was about this time he heard a car pull up in the driveway.
He sighed internally.'Probably Sango and Miroku.We had better go back into the living room or Miroku will assume something.........well Miroku will assume something anyways.'
"Kagome....,"Inu-Yasha whispered gently.
The tenderness in his voice startled her, but she pretended not to notice.
"Yeah?"
"Come on.Let's go back downstairs, okay?"he said, standing and offering her his hand.
'Please take my hand!Please take my hand!'his mind chanted, his face bright red.
'WAIT!Why do I care?!'he asked himself.
'Because.....,'the inner voice started but was cut off by a delicate hand intertwining itself around Inu's outstretched palm.
Despite what he kept telling himself, he did enjoy the feel of her fingers wrapped around his.He walked slowly down the stairs with her walking silently beside him.They reached the bottom of the stairs and walked slowly to the couch they had occuppied before the Kikyou incident*She sat down on the couch, and Inu-Yasha sat beside her, their hands still clasped.It was about this time that the door swung open causing the two hands to part with lightening speed that a person attains in a moment of embarassment.Sango and Miroku walked through the door and turned to look at the pair on the couch who were glowing bright red.Miroku's perverted smile appeared and looked like a kid at Christmas.
Miroku walked over to Inu and sat beside him.He whispered something into his ear and immediately had his shins kicked hard by a tomato-red Inu- Yasha.Kagome and Sango watched in slightly annoyed amusement.Sango sat beside Kagome and smiled warmly.
"You and Inu-Yasha have fun bonding?"she asked innocently.Maybe Miroku was rubbing off on her after all.
But before Kagome could answer, the door once again burst open.A blued- eyed wolf boy stood there, looking around the room till his eyes fell on Kagome.Inu-Yasha watched in something akin to horror and/or shock as the boy crossed the room and took his angel's hands into his.
"My love!How I've missed you!"the odd boy declared.
"KYAAAAAAAA!"Kagome screeched as she jumped over the couch and jerked her hands free of his grasp.
"KOUGA!"she yelled, pointing at him."Why are you here?Are you stalking me, again?What happened to the restraining order?"
"Nothing could keep me from you!That is the extent of my love!"he paused."The fact that my uncle is the best lawyer in the whole country doesn't help at all."
Kagome was shaking her head pitifully and sighing.Then she put on an obviously (obvious to everyone but Kouga) fake smile.
"Kouga, I'm sorry, but I'm busy, so could you please leave,"Kagome said.
"But I've just arrived!Can't I stay a little longer?We've just been reunited!"he exclaimed.Kagome could hear Inu-Yasha growling at the wolf.She didn't know why exactly, but she knew it couldn't bring anything good.
"I'm sorry, but you need to leave."
"I shall not leave you here with these dogs!"he shot Inu-Yasha a glare.
"You heard her.She said to leave!Get outta my house!"Inu-Yasha yelled, glaring back at Kouga.
"Kouga!!LEAVE!!!"her voice had a warning tone.Kouga appeared to have recognized the underlying threat and cowered slightly.Then, he smirked.
"Still as feisty as ever, I see.It makes you all the more beautiful!"Inu-Yasha snorted at this, but Kouga just glared at him and continued."I shall see you later, my love."
Kouga took her hand and kissed it.He then turned and walked out the door.
Kagome sighed and went back to her seat, muttering,"Dear god, what did I do to deserve that?!I'm not that bad of a person, am I?"
Inu-Yasha chuckled, seemingly the only one who could make out what she said.The other two in the room shot him a quizzical glance.
"Well, that was certainly odd,"Miroku said a few moments later.
"An old aquaintance, Kagome?"Sango asked.
"An old stalker,"she said then added."Damn his lawyer."
They stared at her for a moment.
"Language, Kagome.Language,"Miroku said in a fatherly voice.
"Oops!Did I say that at loud?"
"Yes, you did.If you work on it though, you could be Inu-Yasha's rival,"Miroku said.
"Huh?"
"Yeah!You can beat him Kagome!"Sango chirped.
"Keh!She couldn't beat me!Come to in the kitchen so we can set the timer!"Inu-Yasha leapt to his feet.
"WHAT TIMER??!!!!"Kagome screeched, thoroughly confused.
"The one we're gonna use for the contest!"
"WHAT CONTEST???!!!!!"Kagome was just annoyed now.
"We're gonna see who can say the most cuss words in a minute!"Inu- Yasha was gettong excited now.
"I have no intention of playing that!"the girl said.
"Then, I'll challenge you, Inu!"Miroku and Inu-Yasha sped towards the kitchen.Obscenities were then shouted through the household.The two girls sighed and sat down on the couch to listen to the contest in the kitchen.
"Boys...,"Kagome sighed a moment later when Inu-Yasha shouted "HA!I beat you again!!"
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"Well, Kouga.We have all your paperwork filled out.You're ready to come learn with us bright an early tomorrow morning."the little bald principal said.
"Good!"Kouga said."And you're sure Higurashi Kagome goes here, right?"
"Yeah, she's the new girl.She just started here.Why?"
"Oh, no reason.Just curious."
A/N- Kagome's gonna have her hands full!*snickers*I hadn't initially planned it like this, but the idea struck me (during an evil moment of course!) and I was like "Ooooooooooohhhh!That would be so funny!!!!"
*how is it that Kikyou can cause trouble without being present?
And I was thinking about the ending (which I don't think will be soon, I'm just planning this out now so it won't be a hassle later) I've come up with two endings.Should I use the fluffy, romantic ending, the funny yet somewhat fluffy ending, or have two (alternate) endings?This is your, as the readers, to decide.I like it both ways so I need your input!Please!I want you to enjoy the ending(s)!
Sakura Minomura is in need of some help.
Ja Matte, Minna-san!
Sakura didn't fail her Algebra test!Sakura didn't fail her Algebra test!YAY!!
Review Responses:
Nini4- (chap 10)I told you who it was so you can't take my sugar!Ha!Yes, I do fear your wrath and you should fear mine!*brandishes claws* (chap 11)You can't beat me up because here's your update!Glad you like the sugary sweet stuff!
Spider- (chapter 10)I hope chap 11 explained a little bit more.Glad you're enjoying it!
AngelicFairy- (chap 10)I sorry Kag's story was depressing, but I think it makes the feeling of the story slightly more realistic.Everyone has certain sad moments in their life and I didn't want it to seem so happy it was...unreal.The thing the Inu crew with come to understand (At least I hope I write it right) is that you have to take the good with the bad.To smile at the good and respect the bad.No one would understand the goodness of life if they didn't have the bad.We wouldn't cherish all the great memories we have if we didn't realize how bad it could've been.Does that make any sense?
pensquared- (chap 10)Yeah the pink shirt and the shorts are kinda ugh! wasn't it?*shrugs*(chap11)Yeah he is isn't he?Well, that's what makes Inu/Kag my favorite pairing (as opposed to Inu/kik).I think that Kag can forgive Inu for anything because she sees the good person he really is!She sees past the rude facade he puts up to protect himself!I believe that if Kag had been in Kikyou's shoes she couldn't have forced herself to shoot him with that arrow.Then again Kag would have grown up different therefore possible altering her views a little.Then again I just don't like Kikyou.Well, her clay pot form anyway!She's EVIL!!!!!!!
inuyasha-girly-2007- (chap 10)Yeah, it was kinda sad.Sorry 'bout that!!(chap 11)Here's the update! ^-^
Shinnyu Kudzu- (chap 10)Yes Kikyou will get the crap kicked outta her on account of the fact that I don't like her!She's EVIL!!!EVIL I TELL YOU!!!Oh and hey, could you give me some caffeine?!I need some!
bluefuzzyelf- (for chappie ten)YAY!!You're sugar high!And you have inu's story!(for chappie 11) I know but......
Silver Magiccraft- (chap 10)*really sweetly*Silver, where's my Ramen?You said you had my favorite food and you'd give it to me when I updated.I've updated twice so where is it?*snicker* Glad you liked the fluff!
Anti [.] Poptarts- (chapp 11) I'm sorry it was so sad; there was going to have to some more serious scenes and most of the serious scenes will be sad.This chappie should be happier and more light- hearted.I wanted to pick the mood back up to funny/happy.
WildfireDreams- (chap 10)Yep.^-^*singing* Who likes short shorts!I like short shorts!!
ladykaa28- (chap 11)YAY!!I passed the test!I hope this answers some questions!(Note the word hope!)
Earth Borne- (chap 11)Here's the update!
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How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less
Chapter Twelve
Restraining Order Boy
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Inu-Yasha and Kagome still found themselves in each other's company.Kagome was still sitting on the window sill, but now they were silent.They both just staring out the window and watching birds flutter in the backyard.A gentle silence had drifted over them, and they were contented in each other's presence which was all that really mattered.Knowing that they were both happy was enough to stifle the questions in their minds.They were both happy; finally happy for the first time in a long while.Both realized, however, that happiness, as well as silence, were easily shattered.
Kagome had leaned back against the wall and had a gentle smile on her face.Inu-Yasha noticed her ethereal beauty, her serene expression, and her heavenly grace that so perfectly matched her voice.It was about this time he heard a car pull up in the driveway.
He sighed internally.'Probably Sango and Miroku.We had better go back into the living room or Miroku will assume something.........well Miroku will assume something anyways.'
"Kagome....,"Inu-Yasha whispered gently.
The tenderness in his voice startled her, but she pretended not to notice.
"Yeah?"
"Come on.Let's go back downstairs, okay?"he said, standing and offering her his hand.
'Please take my hand!Please take my hand!'his mind chanted, his face bright red.
'WAIT!Why do I care?!'he asked himself.
'Because.....,'the inner voice started but was cut off by a delicate hand intertwining itself around Inu's outstretched palm.
Despite what he kept telling himself, he did enjoy the feel of her fingers wrapped around his.He walked slowly down the stairs with her walking silently beside him.They reached the bottom of the stairs and walked slowly to the couch they had occuppied before the Kikyou incident*She sat down on the couch, and Inu-Yasha sat beside her, their hands still clasped.It was about this time that the door swung open causing the two hands to part with lightening speed that a person attains in a moment of embarassment.Sango and Miroku walked through the door and turned to look at the pair on the couch who were glowing bright red.Miroku's perverted smile appeared and looked like a kid at Christmas.
Miroku walked over to Inu and sat beside him.He whispered something into his ear and immediately had his shins kicked hard by a tomato-red Inu- Yasha.Kagome and Sango watched in slightly annoyed amusement.Sango sat beside Kagome and smiled warmly.
"You and Inu-Yasha have fun bonding?"she asked innocently.Maybe Miroku was rubbing off on her after all.
But before Kagome could answer, the door once again burst open.A blued- eyed wolf boy stood there, looking around the room till his eyes fell on Kagome.Inu-Yasha watched in something akin to horror and/or shock as the boy crossed the room and took his angel's hands into his.
"My love!How I've missed you!"the odd boy declared.
"KYAAAAAAAA!"Kagome screeched as she jumped over the couch and jerked her hands free of his grasp.
"KOUGA!"she yelled, pointing at him."Why are you here?Are you stalking me, again?What happened to the restraining order?"
"Nothing could keep me from you!That is the extent of my love!"he paused."The fact that my uncle is the best lawyer in the whole country doesn't help at all."
Kagome was shaking her head pitifully and sighing.Then she put on an obviously (obvious to everyone but Kouga) fake smile.
"Kouga, I'm sorry, but I'm busy, so could you please leave,"Kagome said.
"But I've just arrived!Can't I stay a little longer?We've just been reunited!"he exclaimed.Kagome could hear Inu-Yasha growling at the wolf.She didn't know why exactly, but she knew it couldn't bring anything good.
"I'm sorry, but you need to leave."
"I shall not leave you here with these dogs!"he shot Inu-Yasha a glare.
"You heard her.She said to leave!Get outta my house!"Inu-Yasha yelled, glaring back at Kouga.
"Kouga!!LEAVE!!!"her voice had a warning tone.Kouga appeared to have recognized the underlying threat and cowered slightly.Then, he smirked.
"Still as feisty as ever, I see.It makes you all the more beautiful!"Inu-Yasha snorted at this, but Kouga just glared at him and continued."I shall see you later, my love."
Kouga took her hand and kissed it.He then turned and walked out the door.
Kagome sighed and went back to her seat, muttering,"Dear god, what did I do to deserve that?!I'm not that bad of a person, am I?"
Inu-Yasha chuckled, seemingly the only one who could make out what she said.The other two in the room shot him a quizzical glance.
"Well, that was certainly odd,"Miroku said a few moments later.
"An old aquaintance, Kagome?"Sango asked.
"An old stalker,"she said then added."Damn his lawyer."
They stared at her for a moment.
"Language, Kagome.Language,"Miroku said in a fatherly voice.
"Oops!Did I say that at loud?"
"Yes, you did.If you work on it though, you could be Inu-Yasha's rival,"Miroku said.
"Huh?"
"Yeah!You can beat him Kagome!"Sango chirped.
"Keh!She couldn't beat me!Come to in the kitchen so we can set the timer!"Inu-Yasha leapt to his feet.
"WHAT TIMER??!!!!"Kagome screeched, thoroughly confused.
"The one we're gonna use for the contest!"
"WHAT CONTEST???!!!!!"Kagome was just annoyed now.
"We're gonna see who can say the most cuss words in a minute!"Inu- Yasha was gettong excited now.
"I have no intention of playing that!"the girl said.
"Then, I'll challenge you, Inu!"Miroku and Inu-Yasha sped towards the kitchen.Obscenities were then shouted through the household.The two girls sighed and sat down on the couch to listen to the contest in the kitchen.
"Boys...,"Kagome sighed a moment later when Inu-Yasha shouted "HA!I beat you again!!"
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"Well, Kouga.We have all your paperwork filled out.You're ready to come learn with us bright an early tomorrow morning."the little bald principal said.
"Good!"Kouga said."And you're sure Higurashi Kagome goes here, right?"
"Yeah, she's the new girl.She just started here.Why?"
"Oh, no reason.Just curious."
A/N- Kagome's gonna have her hands full!*snickers*I hadn't initially planned it like this, but the idea struck me (during an evil moment of course!) and I was like "Ooooooooooohhhh!That would be so funny!!!!"
*how is it that Kikyou can cause trouble without being present?
And I was thinking about the ending (which I don't think will be soon, I'm just planning this out now so it won't be a hassle later) I've come up with two endings.Should I use the fluffy, romantic ending, the funny yet somewhat fluffy ending, or have two (alternate) endings?This is your, as the readers, to decide.I like it both ways so I need your input!Please!I want you to enjoy the ending(s)!
Sakura Minomura is in need of some help.
Ja Matte, Minna-san!