A/N: Enjoy!!!!!!!!!

"This means war, you know." He started unbuttoning his shirt.

"Oh, you're on mister."

Reeve pulled his gun out and sat it on the counter to keep dry.

Yuffie grinned and pulled out a short sword that was tucked in the back of her breast band. Since she wrapped her breasts with bandages in the traditional Wutaian way, she could hide more weapons. She sat it next to his weapon.

Reeve took off his black gun holster that swung around his shoulder blades and sat it on sink.

Yuffie pulled smoke bombs from her pockets.

Reeve pulled out another gun that was kept at the small of his back. It was sat next to the growing pile of weapons.

Yuffie tossed half a dozen throwing stars on the counter. Reeve raised his eyebrows.

'Where the hell did those come from?'

He whipped out a screwdriver.

She pulled out three hidden bobbie pins from behind her left ear.

Reeve stuck his fingers behind his belt and pulled out his lock picking set. It too, was tossed on the sink.

Yuffie grinned; she too dragged out her lock picking set.

"Where the hell do you hide everything?"

"I'm a ninja, Reevie. Your turn."

Reeve dug into his front pocket and pulled out Cait's controller.

"I need to remember where you keep that. It might come in handy."

"Nice try, but I always keep it on me. I do believe it's your turn, my dear."

Yuffie took two fingers and unzipped her shorts. They immediately dropped from hugging her slim waist, to pool around her feet. She was wearing twin thigh holsters on each leg. One held knives, and one held kunai. She looked up and saw Reeve's eyes roving her body. The way he looked at her made her want to do something dangerous.

Reeve tugged his shirt off his shoulders and added it to Yuffie's turtleneck and shorts on the ground. He inwardly grinned. Yuffie was checking him out.

"Come on Reeve." Yuffie warned as she hooked her hands under her holsters and dragged them down her slender legs. "Just let me shower first. I'll be really quick, I promise."

"Sorry, Yuffs, but I think I like where this is going." There was a predatory gleam in his eyes.

'I guess I'll just have to persuade him.' She thought as she walked toward him, unwrapping her breast band as she went.

"All right Reeve, we're two grown adults. Lets handle this maturely."

"I agree-mf."

What he was about to say was forgotten as Yuffie jumped on her tiptoes and kissed him. It wasn't a chaste kiss. Yuffie remembered everything he had done to her on the walk over and was glad to show off her mad ninja copying skills. Her right hand snaked up so she could run her fingers through his hair, and with her left hand she opened the bathroom door.

'The poor sucker doesn't have a clue.' Yuffie couldn't believe how much she was enjoying kissing Reeve again. 'Seduction is so easy.'

Slowly, very slowly, so he didn't notice, she began to walk him out of the bathroom backwards. She had to let out a moan when he forcefully pulled her hips against his.

'So that's what Tifa always talks about.'

Yuffie cracked an eye open, she was almost to her destination. Reeve's eyes started to flutter open.

'All right Yuffie girl, give him a bigger distraction.'

With her left hand she yanked off the rest of her chest bindings and pressed herself to his naked chest. Reeve let out a surprised moan and ran a hand up her ribcage, but hesitated to cup her. Yuffie, getting caught up in her own game whimpered when his hand stopped. He chuckled before moving his warm hand up to it original destination. His thumb brushed against her hard nipple.

'Finish the operation or else you're about to find your self on a bed with him on top off you. Oh, wow, now I really don't want to finish it.'

When Yuffie finally backed him against the wall, her nimble ninja fingers quickly yanked his belt out of its loops. To keep his sharp mind from noticing what she was doing, she pressed her breasts harder against him. With her idle left hand she gathered his hands above his head and threw his belt around them. She quickly tightened it and looped it around the coat holder that was above it head.

Reeve's mind was going overboard. He had dreamed about this so many times that it was hard to think that it was actually happening. Yuffie had him backed against the wall, and oh, gods, it was almost too much. He hesitated when he felt something being draped against his ear.

'What?'

"Sorry Reeve, but I really want that hot shower."

His eyes opened in time to see the bathroom door close and he heard the lock click in place.

"Did she just?"

"Oh Yeah, boss. She just did. By the way, nice thong." With that Cait finished entering through the front door. He shut it and smiled. "Tifa said to try to cheer up Yuffie, I'd say that you're doing a damn good job, it just wasn't what she had in mind. I'm going to power down now."

Reeve reached up and pulled the red thong from his ear. 'Wow, I guess she really did wear it.'

When he got off the wall he heard mad cackling coming from the bathroom.

"Hey, Reeve, will you find me some clothes!"

A/N: I love Yuffie!!!