Title: more Baka Hentais...
Pairing: RuSen
Rating: R
Genre: crack
Word Count: 150 apx
A/N: inspired by cheeky's Baka Hentai fics. responding to aki's pleas for more RuSen. lame attempt at humour ^^;;;
"ow..."
"Stay still."
"OW!"
"I said, stay still."
"ouch kaede! enough already!"
"akira, we've barely even started yet."
"but it huuuurts!"
"Fine. I'll stop."
"No no! keep going."
"Are you sure?"
*nods*
"okay..."
"mmmm- OUCH! dammit Kaede!"
"look, you were the one that wanted me to do this, so stop complaining."
"i can't help it, it's just... you don't seem to know what you're doing with that thing."
"well that's because you're the one who usually does it!"
"can't you be gentle?"
"i AM being gentle, but you keep pulling away!"
"maybe you should wet it more..."
"fine... wet enough?"
*nods*
"Now just relax and let me do my thing."
"okay." *schrunches eyes shut*
*rolls eyes, but resumes his strokes*
*Sendoh relaxes*
"is that better?"
"i guess..."
"hn."
"ahh... AH! OUCH!"
"that's it Akira, i give up. if you want a haircut go to a damn salon."
~ owari March 25 '03
you hentais, it was just a hair-comb. =P