(This just happened to be the way into the temple. As soon as Link got off the Turtle, he looked around the first room. There were several monsters lined up in a row towards a desk. Above the desk there was a sigh that said: "Water Temple Tours! Open to all that can swim.")
"Step right up! Step right up!" the monster at the desk called out. "Come and see the temple today!"
"…Who in Termina would think of something like this?!" Tatl asked, looking around at the tour place in irritation.
Cough.
"Navi! Navi!" Link grinned, grabbing onto Navi's wing and tugging on it. "Can we go?"
"Um…" Navi looked at the Hylian kid.
"Pweeeeaaasseeee?" Link pleaded with puppy eyes.
"Okay, fine." Navi groaned. "We can go."
(After about an hour of waiting in line, attempting to convince the clerk that they were nothing buttourists—not heroes or anything similar too it, nope, not at all—and getting suspicious glares from the other members of the tour group. The clerk came up.)
"Alrighty! Who wants to go on a tour!?" smiled the clerk.
(The various monsters in Link's tour group barked and snarled with enthusiasm. Link was among them.)
"Alright then!" the monster clerk exclaimed. "It's time to meet your Tour Guide—LULU!"
(Our group of heroes stood speechless as Lulu walked up in front of the crowd of monsters.)
"Hello there!" she called out, holding her arm up, "At first I thought I wasn't going to be able to make it today! But I'm glad I did! Hope you all have a wonderful time here at the Water Temple Tours!"
(Link and Co. stood, thunderstruck, as monsters whooped and cheered all around them.)
"Now, we are going to do this Tour in Segments!" Lulu called out. "Please leave any food items behind in this room, for if you don't, they will get soggy. Also, if you are weakened against water, it is recommended to not take this tour!"
(A couple of flaming monsters left the room, muttering curses under their breath.)
"Now, if any of you have any questions on this tour, please feel free to talk to me!" Lulu pointed to herself. "Besides that, hope you have a great time!"
(The monsters cheered.)
"What are you going to do?!" Navi turned to Link. "You can barely swim without the Zora mask, and Lulu is Mikau's should-be wife—!"
"I get the point!" Link interrupted Navi. "And don't worry, I'll figure it out…somehow…"
"Alrighty! Now, first we'll be heading into this door behind us here! Please try to keep up!" Lulu informed, pointing to the only door in the room.
(It took a while for all to pass through the door since there were so many monsters in the tour group. When everyone got in the room, Link and his fairy friends saw a huge, thin walkway with a huge waterwheel in the center. Below the walkway was spinning water.)
"Whoa! That's a huge waterwheel!" Tatl's ONA screamed.
(Link jumped out of his skin in surprise, accidentally pushing a few monsters into the water.)
"Nice of you to notice!" Lulu smiled at Tatl, "Now this here waterwheel, folks, is a result of the doohickey in a room we'll see in a room up ahead!"
"Oh really?" Tatl asked.
"Yup! It was put here by our Sponsor, Gyorg!" Lulu told the entire group,"It was set up here to endlessly confuse any heroes who came stumbling into the Temple in any attempts to defeat him!"
"Oh snap." Link muttered.
"But don't worry, folks, he put up tons of safety precautions!" Lulu continued. "Now, in order to get to the next part of the tour, we need to do a bit of swimming!"
"Oh crap." Tatl glanced at Link, who in response gave her an anxious expression.
(Lulu hopped in the water, and turned around to see the nervous monsters behind her.)
"Come now, don't be shy!" Lulu waved and grinned enthusiastically.
(One by one, each of the monsters hopped into the water. While some treaded on the spot, others were not as strong swimmers, and ended up circling around and around. Soon, the only ones still standing on the platform were Link, Navi, Tatl, and a flaming monster who kept glancing at the water nervously as his knees were shaking.)
"Come on then! You too now!" Lulu encouraged with a radiant smile.
"…Bu-bu-but my weakness is w-wa-water…" was the monster's weak reply.
"Well, I'm sorry, sir, but it was recommended that monsters with water as their weakness not to take this tour." Lulu said.
"B-bu-but—" the monster started.
(Lulu grabbed the hand of the flaming monster, and pulled him in; there was loud fizzing sound. As the corpse of the fire monster slowly sank lower, the carnivorous monsters eyed it hungrily.)
Lulu's attention was now focused on Link, "Come on, we can't take all day!"
(Link gulped as he looked at the swirling water's surface. There was no WAY that he would be able to get anywhere without the Zora's mask.)
"It's not that deep!" Lulu smiled, "It just looks like it because the water's surface bends the original image!"
"…Link…" Navi gulped, looking nervously at the tour group.
"You can hold your breath until an air pocket, can't you, Link?" was Tatl's best attempt to motivate Link.
"Y-yeah…" Link stuttered as he gazed at the water's depths.
(Before Lulu got a chance to, Navi pushed Link into the water. Link screamed out of shock from this sudden jolt and was driven under water. He resurfaced, gasping.)
"There! That wasn't so bad, now was it!?" Lulu smiled at Link, giving that famous tour guide smile.
"I-I guess…" Link paused uncertainly, because the worst had still to come.
"Now then, folks, take a deep breath, and follow me!" Lulu instructed, glancing around at the monsters in front of her.
(Lulu's splashed underneath the water. The monsters in the tour group took a deep breath and followed her, and eventually, so did Link. As Link held his breath, he saw other monsters, one after the other, let their breath go. As the other monsters panicked around as some swam to the surface, Link soon found that he couldn't hold his breath for much longer. As Link passed the corpse of a monster, Navi flew out of Link's hat and stared at the sinking body.)
"You're K+ rating has just gone out the window." Navi stated, staring at said corpse.
…
Navi floated over to the lifeless body, "Like, look at this!! This will highly offend anyone who had someone almost drown—or actually drown—in real life! Heck, this chapter isn't K++! It's T!"
Link put his hands on his hips, "That is dark—even for you!!"
(Or at least, that was what Link would have said, except he can't talk underwater. Bubbles streamed out from Link's mouth. Our hero looked around frantically, trying to spot Lulu among the crowd of swimming monsters, to see where her gaze lay. Navi had already floated off.)
"You! Tour Guide Lady!" Navi called out to Lulu.
"Please, feel free to call me Miss Lulu!" Lulu smiled, waving her hand at Navi.
(Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light behind the two swimming women. Followed abruptly by an exaggerated gasp.)
"What kind of tour is this?! You're let monsters die!" Navi complained, turning an infuriated red colour.
"Well, I'm sorry Ma'am, if you were brought on this tour, you did sign beforehand that you did not mind dying while taking this tour." Lulu stated, pulling out a plastic covered copy of the sheet of paper Link and Co. had mindlessly filled out before joining the tour group.
"But what kind of tour would blatantly jeopardize the safety of their customers?!" Navi yelled into Lulu's ear.
"Well, all you monsters are pretty much expendable." Lulu pointed out, "I'm an NPC, after all, not an enemy to defeat to make some hero stronger."
"But then how do you keep getting so many CUSTOMERS?!" Navi demanded.
Lulu crossed her arms, "Well, if you die on the tour, you can't really come back and complain, now can you?"
(Navi could only stare at the Zora woman. It was official: Lulu was the worst Tour Guide EVAH. On that note, a Zora who had a green pointed head swam up to them.)
"Mikau!" Lulu gasped, "What are you doing here?! I thought I told you that my shift at this time!"
"What am I doing here?! What are you doing here?!" Link turned the question around, "I thought I told you to head to the Laboratory!"
It took Lulu a moment to reply; "After calling in sick for so long, I thought I should get back to work as soon as possible."
Link deduced that all women were insane, "After all that time it took me to recover all the eggs, you don't even want to see them?!"
"Mikau, I never said that!" Lulu snapped back at Link.
"Awww…" Navi cooed, "They're like a married couple…Isn't that right, Tatl?"
(Navi spun around to look at her fellow partner, only find that she wasn't there. Navi decided to look around for her, in case her ONA took control of her and sent her whizzing off to tell someone something that was already blatantly obvious. Navi looked all around: she looked in Link's head—which made Lulu give Link a very strange stare; she looked around monster corpses; she looked ahead, but to no avail. Tatl was nowhere in sight.)
"Link—" Navi started, "—er, Mikau, where's Tatl?"
(Meanwhile, Tatl had flown off into another room—farther into the temple than the rest of the tour group. Tatl was in a room with a large water wheel when her ONA reacted to it.)
"Hmmm…I get it…" Tatl muttered to herself, "That huge waterwheel is powering this thing…."
(However, since Tatl is not the main character of Totally Whacked, despite all the traits she has of most heroes, we will continue to focus on Link, who was
"Look Lulu, you're a nice gal and everything," Link said, "but seriously, couldn't you have kept a better eye on your eggs?"
"Kept a better eye on my eggs?!" Lulu huffed, "When pirates sneak into your room in the middle of the night, without any warning whatsoever, how do you suggest I 'keep a better eye on my eggs'?!"
"I dunno!" Link lifted his arms in exasperation. "Maybe learn martial arts or something!"
"Martial arts?!" Lulu shrieked. "I'm a mother for crying out loud! What kind of influence would I be if I sang AND beat up other Terminins?!?"
Link smirked, "I would have loved a mother like that."
"MIKAU!!!" Lulu yelled, "THEY'RE MY EGGS!!!!"
(The monsters glanced at each other awkwardly.)
"WELL, IT WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME!" Link yelled back at the female singer/tour guide.
Lulu turned her back on Mikau, "Oh, I'm sorry if you feel fathering those children was a 'waste of your time'!"
(Lulu rounded on Mikau once again. But when she turned around, a boy wearing green stood there instead. For some reason he was glaring at her.)
"Erm." Lulu blushed and cleared her throat, "Well, in this room we have—"
(By this time, Tatl had enough time to complete and defeat the boss. However, instead of being this convenient for our heroes, she wore the Great Fairy Mask and collected the scattered Swirlies. When she collected them all, she found the other Swirlies, and proceeded to put the Great Slut back together.)
"Oh, courageous young one! I am the Great Fairy of Purple-Blue! Thank you for returning my broken and shattered body to normal." The Great Slut cackled.
"No problem, Great fairy!" Tatl smiled.
"As thanks, I shall lend you my strength." The Great Slut smiled suggestively, which Tatl somehow ignored.
(And with that, the Great Slut bestowed Tatl her power. x.x)
"Come see me whenever you are overcome by weariness." The Great Slut told Tatl.
"Sure thing!!!" Tatl smiled as she waved goodbye to the Great slut.
(With that, the Great Slut disappeared. FINALLY. Cough. Anywho…)
(We shall now focus on our ever so 'charming' tour group. Lulu had guided them halfway through the temple; however, their progress was much slower than it would have been if Link had not come along, on this tour, or with this tour group. Now, for those of you who have gone through the temple, you will know that in order to complete it, you have to switch back and forth from Hylian form to Zoran form; which is what Link did. So, whenever Lulu led them to a part of the area where the group had to do large amounts of swimming, Link waited until she was distracted, and transformed into Mikau, so he could follow along with the group, without drowning. This would have been fine—maybe a little confusing to the other monsters—if Lulu knew when to drop a subject. The bickering would start again, and the ones that suffered the most were the monsters in Link's tour group. While waiting for their tour guide to lead them onwards, many of the monsters discovered they had small lungs. The tour group slowly shrunk.)
"If you didn't want the kids to be taken," Link flung his arms out, "then you should have locked the door!!"
Lulu gave her mate a cold glare, "Then why do you think I asked Evan to put guards in front of my door?!"
"In front of your door?! He put one outside EVERYONE'S door!!!" Link exclaimed, lifting his arms in exasperation.
"He said it would make it look less suspicious!" Lulu huffed. "If there was just one in front of my door than it would have one too many implications!"
"Well people wouldn't have those implications if you locked your door!!" Link shouted.
Lulu glared defiantly, "You're right. If I had a locked door, then you couldn't of stumbled in drunk on milk, and then we wouldn't be in this entire problem in the first place."
(Link turned pale, an uncomfortable expression on his face. Mikau's blue skin turned blotchy under the transformation. Navi took advantage of Link's speechlessness to stop playing Tales of Symphonia and fly out of his head.)
"Say…" Navi addressed the intercom, "Why is there so much arguing in this chapter?"
Most of the comical ideas I have for this chapter cannot be done unless it's in an argument.
Navi cocked her head, "What do you mean by that?"
Well, you can't really say to Link 'Face it Link! You lost your virginity as soon as you put on that mask' without being in an argument.
"But can't you come up with gags that don't need arguments?" Navi asked, shrugging her shoulders.
I can, but then it would get repetitive. For example…
"Wait," Lulu paused, turning in the general direction of the ceiling. "Did the roof just—"
"GAH!!!" Navi growled, "STUPID RUNNING GAGS!!"
"Hey, hey! Don't try and change the subject!" Link snarled at Lulu, "Either way, you let those pirates steal your eggs because of your faulty security! That fact that I got into your room to start with just proves it!"
Lulu stared Link down, "A locked door wouldn't have made a difference anyways, Mikau! They came through the roof!"
"What was I just saying about faulty security?" Link slapped his forehead with his palm, "Why do you even have a hole in your ceiling anyway?"
"It's to let the Deku Scrub Salesman in!" Lulu snapped.
"Why is he even in there to begin with?" Link groaned.
"He doesn't have anywhere else to go!" Lulu said passionately, "Do you know how hard it is being an entrepreneur?"
"So you put him up in your room?" Link asked, aghast, "Wait, was he there when we—?"
"Look Mikau, every way you look at it, the whole ordeal with the eggs was all your fault!" Lulu interrupted.
Link stared, "He was there, wasn't he?"
(That was the final straw. Link swam off, leaving the tour group behind. A lobster-red Lulu attempted to act as if everything was normal. The monsters in the tour group had been careful to look like they weren't listening. Link, on the other hand, continued through the dungeon with Navi, going through rooms that were more dangerous than the ones Lulu had been showing them…which was hard to do…)
(After going through many rooms with confusing mechanics and horrible layouts, Link, who was in Hylian form at this time, and Navi finally met up with Tatl in a room where there was a frog, and a gigantic clump of gelatin. Tatl was beaten and bruised, and only had 1 fairy heart left, so the audience could safely assume that she had been battling the frog for quite some time, but to no avail.)
"Hey! Look!" Link pointed enthusiastically at Tatl. "Navi, it's Tatl!!"
Navi paused "…And you complain when I use those words…"
"Which words?" Link cocked his head.
"Never mind." Navi groaned.
"HEY TATL!!!" Link called out to Tatl, who was floating in the middle of the room.
"LINK! STAY BACK!!!" Tatl replied, but got thrown back by the frog.
(Tatl flew through the air, and hit the back wall with a loud splat. (She was covered in gelatin.) Navi gasped and flew over to her side. The frog diverted his attention to our green-clad hero.)
"Tatl! Are you okay?!" Navi asked.
Tatl paused, "…Why do you care?!"
Before Navi could come up with a good retort, Link exclaimed, "AAWW!!"
"Oh no!" Tatl gaped. "Link! No! Don't get—"
"That thing won't last five minutes." Navi stated.
"It's soooooo cute! I'm going to name it Sediohejigat!" Link exclaimed, running straight for the frog in the gelatinous mass, and getting half of his body implanted in the goop. "Don't you think that it's a lovely name?"
"Uhhh… Link?" Tatl raised the eyebrows of her half-lidded eyes, "I think you're supposed to—"
"Shh!" shushed Navi.
(The frog—now named Sediohejigat—lost interest in Link and sent a puddle of his gloop flying at Navi. Navi, foresaw something like this happening, so she simply dodged. Tatl just stared.)
"What the—" Tatl started.
No! No one's in the mood!
"…Heck?" Tatl finished.
(The frog regained his interest in Link. Link was ready to give Sediohejigat a big, warm hug. Sediohejigat lunged himself at Link, with the gelatin following close behind him. But before Sediohejigat could deliver the final blow, he stabbed himself on Link's sword hilt and promptly died.)
"NOOOOO!!" Link fell to his knees in despair. "Why does this always happen?!?!"
Tatl turned to Navi, "How did you know that would happen?"
"Link has terrible luck with pets," was Navi's swift response.
"It was too old to die!!" Link cried out in agony.
(He had learned by now that saying that it was 'too young' would prompt Navi to correct him. Navi always knew how many rubber chickens it had gnawed on during its lifetime.)
"Actually," Tatl pondered, "judging by its breath, I'd say it was at most 32—"
"Oh be quiet." Link grumbled.
(He walked over to Tatl and stuffed her in his hat, which effectively shut her up.)
Navi smirked, "Now you know what it's like whenever you're always right about whether people are dead or not—" but before Navi could finish, Link stuffed her in his hat, too.
(Leaving behind the remains of Sediohejigat—who instead of dying, turned into a regular frog and was hopping mindlessly around the room—Link stormed out, depressed from the demise of the still living Sediohejigat, and irritated from the fairies in his hat.)
(Link continued through the temple, which meant more confusing mechanics and horrible layouts. After a painful amount of temple crashing via Link, he finally got to the final room before the boss. There he saw Lulu facing the boss room, and obstructing his path. Link had made sure that he was in Hylian form, walked up to his ever so bothersome tour guide. He tapped her on the shoulder; she jumped.)
"Oh! Hello!" Lulu chuckled, "I, uhhh, didn't expect to see you here! Heh heh heh…"
"Me neither." Link answered, "What happened to the other monsters?"
"Oh, them?" Lulu asked as she waved her hand once at Link. "I'm usually the only one still alive by this point."
"…Wait…" Navi paused, as she flew out of Link's hat, leaving the healing Tatl to play Tales of Symphonia without her. "You mean that…"
Lulu decided to finish Navi's statement, "Yup! You are the first ones to completely make it through the tour alive!" Lulu quickly added a "Congratulations!"
(Lulu really was the worst tour guide ever.)
"Anyways, have you see another Zora around here?" Lulu gulped, turning her head from side to side worriedly. "He swam off a while ago."
Link gave an irritable sigh, "And why do you care?"
"Well…" Lulu trailed off, avoiding Link's gaze. "He just runs off sometimes, and does so many irrational things…that…"
"Go back to the…" Link paused, "…Zora place, and he will be there."
"But…" Lulu murmured.
"Trust me." Link put his hand on Lulu's shoulder—as best as he could, that is, being so short.
(After a while, Lulu decided to go and wait for Mikau at the…I really wish I knew the name of that Zora place, and she swam off. After Lulu was safely out of sight, Link put on his Zora mask and hopped into an artificial geyser and run into the boss's room.)
(Link, after many frustrating hours of trying to kill the stupid boss—Gyorg, who WOULD NOT DIE—finally defeated that idiotic fish, got the heart container, walked into the blue light, got the mask and ended up into the weird other dimension.)
"Hey, listen." Tatl exclaimed, flying out of Link's hat speaking to the shadowed figure beyond. "We—"
"GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Navi yelled, "Why is it that everyone else can use that set of words without having fandom hating them for all eternity?!"
(There was an awkward pause…)
"Anyways…" Tatl went on, "We want you to lend us your power! If you just leave things as they are, something terrible will happen to this world! Surely, you're the only ones who can stop it! That's what Tael was trying to tell us!"
(The shadowed figure spoke. Tatl turned to Navi.)
"Go on Grandma." Tatl huffed. "Translate!"
"No." Navi said.
"Oh come on Grandma, don't be a pain!" Tatl sighed.
Navi groaned, "You two have no idea how lucky you are…Ahem. 'Help our friend.' So! There! Happy?!"
"I get it. We have to help the last one!" Tatl exclaimed, "Then promise us this… You'll cooperate with us…"
"…Who'd want to cooperate with you?" Navi grumbled.
(Tatl glared as our heroes were warped out of the mystical land of doom.)
(They were warped out of the temple and were conveniently placed in front of the large turtle, who spoke to them because he seriously had nothing better to do.)
"Now I can continue resting in peace. I, too, must abide the laws of ancient times and again merely watch from my deep slumber." The turtle yawned.
"Okay, you know what?" Link interrupted, "You are a total creep, you know that?"
"But the evil that haunts this land has not completely vanished," the turtle glared pointedly at Link, "Link."
(It was official. That turtle was giving Link the heebie-jeebies.)
"I shall depart after enjoying Lulu's voice a bit longer. I think the gods can permit that," it wasn't turtle's grin that sent shivers down Link's spin, but rather the "Hyeh, hyeh, hyeh," afterwards.
(The turtle turned sideways and seemed to ignore Link. However, the turtle kept watching him out of the corner of his eye. Link trembled.)
"Link…" Navi paused, "Let's just try and ignore him for now."
"Yeah!" Tatl piped up.
"Methinks I would like to go back in time now…" Link whimpered as he pulled out the Ocarina of Time.
"Oh no you don't!" Navi nagged as she swooped down and grabbed Link's Ocarina.
"Hey!" Link exclaimed, jumping up and down, "Give that back!"
What is with this chapter and Deja vus?
"Pardon?" Tatl asked, turning to the ceiling.
Never mind.
"Link," Navi looked Link in the eye, "you promised Lulu that Mikau would be in that place…thingamajig…"
"Yeah, I know." Link crossed his arms. "But it's not like she'll remember if I go back in time."
Navi glared at the boy, "Link, just because you can go back in time doesn't mean you can break your promises."
"But it'll save the authoress a quarter of a page of script to alter!" Link complained, opening his arms in frustration.
(Navi glared at the intercom.)
…What? You guys realize that all you guys are, think, know, and say are in my control, right?
Navi threw the Ocarina at the intercom, and as the blue instrument ricocheted off the ceiling Navi yelled, "Don't be lazy!"
(With the forking of the authoress, and the begrudging Link, the team walked into the Zora place.)
(Link transformed into Zora form. So, 'Mikau' walked up to Lulu and the band, who were all up on sea shell stage.)
"Mikau! You came back safely!" Lulu exclaimed happily, rushing over to him and giving him a BIG Zora hug. "That's good…"
"Erm… Okay?" Link paused; he decided not to mention the arguing.
"I was surprised when my voice turned that lonely island into a turtle…" Lulu let go of Link.
"…Trust me," Link glanced briefly towards the hole in the wall he had just come from, "you haven't see the worst of it…"
"But that song you played for me…" Lulu smiled as she closed her eyes. "My mother used to sing it often…long ago… Those eggs were laid to remind me of that."
"…How'd you come to that conclusion?!" Navi and Tatl yelled through Link's ears, making it look like he said that.
"That song was from when I was a very young child, so I had forgotten it…" Lulu said, "I've put you through some horrible experiences, Mikau. But I'm all better now!"
"Whoa." Tatl paused, looking at this scene. "Abrupt topic change."
"Well, the town's concert is very soon." Lulu exclaimed, walking back to her position before Link had come into her field of vision, "Let's start our rehearsal!"
"…What topic was she trying to avoid?" Link wondered to himself.
(Link got into position—trying to act like he knew what he was doing—, Navi flew out of Link's head and threw the Ocarina into his hands, which turned into the Ocarina Guitar.)
"One… two… three…." The fat Zora counted.
(Then, the Indigo-goes played the jazzy tune that Japas and Link would have played in their Jam Session if the scriptwriter hadn't ignored this. Lulu sang, Link played his Ocarina Guitar, Japas played his fishbone guitar, and Evan played some notes on the piano in front of him. All the Zoras in the…place were dancing along to the beat. Lulu's stalker was recording the jam session with his picto-phone, hours later, the jam session would be found on Youtube, and if Link hadn't later gone back in time, a messy law suit would have followed.)
"I guess being able to sing is a wonderful thing, after all…" Lulu pondered as the band cleaned up after rehearsal.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
(Everyone in the Zora place jumped and looked at the ceiling.)
There was a unified: "Wait, did the roof just—"
"What was THAT?!?!?!" Link interrupted.
After two years of long writer's block, annoyingly long amounts of text, billions of technical problems, but mostly procrastination, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED CONVERTING THE FIVE PAGES OF SCRIPT INTO NARRATED FORMAT!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
(Link decided that this was a good time to warp back in time.)
Cherry-sama: Chapter 9!
Link: …
Cherry-sama: What's with him?
Navi: I think he's fainted due the overly large amount of text…
Cherry-sama: …
Tatl: That was REALLY long!
Cherry-sama: I had a lot of material to cover. Such as controlling Link's brain, the whole Zora egg thing. Then there's the Pirate's Fortress…and…
Navi: WE GET IT ALREADY!!
Tatl: How come Lulu said something about Mikau being drunk off milk?
Cherry-sama: Eh, it made Ingo drunk.
Tatl: But--!
Cherry-sama: Hey, milk makes fish drunk. I have decided it, so it shall be.
Tatl: ...Okay...
Navi: So, when's the next chapter coming up?
Cherry-sama: I'll try and get it done as soon as I can, however, I put everything on deviantart on hiatus while working on this chapter, so I'll most likely work on that, before working on the next chapter.
Link: In other words, you felt guilty about this chapter, not being finished and all, and now that you're finished you'll put off working on this fanfic.
Cherry-sama: o.o! When did you wake up?!
Link: Siiigghhh… Please review.