Fyr: That's absurd!
Rae: You're absurd!
Fyr: WHat?! Say that again to my face!
Rae: YOU'RE ABSURD!
Fyr: THAT'S ABSURD!
Harley: I don't have the energy for this
Jade: For what?
Harley: *gestures vaguely*
Kaedro: Are you drinking root beer for breakfast?
Fyr: Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?
Kaedro: Nothing
Fyr: I'm doing better than you
Fyr: What you're doing is illegal
Kaedro: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the "g" in "lasagna."
Rae: I know where you live!
Harley: And I live where you live!
Fyr: Not all heroes wear capes, a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs
Harley: I had my shit together for like 3 days once
Harley: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Kaedro, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't
Fyr: I'm gonna be honest, I feel like you don't like me
Rae: I've told you multiple times that I don't
Harley: Commander, I really don't see the point in getting upset over spilled milk
Zavala: Why would I be upset? The Tower dining hall will be unusable for the next fortnight and one of my Guardians orchestrated it.
Harley: Actually it was two. Kay was there as well.
Kaedro: Why would you say that?
Harley: I just thought it would help cushion the blow if we distribute the blame
Kaedro: Cushion who?
Harley: Me mostly
Jade: Where's Fyr?
Rae: Somewhere disappointing the Traveler
Bazzle, on the comms with Harley: Hayden, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands
Harley, over the comms: Got it
Harley, after hanging up: We're gonna have to take matters into our own hands
Rae: I'll get Allerton back. Dead or alive.
Jade: Alive!
Rae: Fine
Rae, muttering: Didn't say anything about conscious, though
Rogue: So you think someone planted it?
Kaedro: No, I think someone put it there on purpose
Rogue: That's what I just said
Kaedro: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power
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Kai: Settle this. Are they called "gifs" or "jifs"?
Tristan: Well, the G stands for "graphics". That's a hard G, so I would say "gif."
Liv: What? The guy who invented it said it's "jif."
Kai: I'm sorry, do you mean the guy or the juy?