So this is a longer chapter than I usually make it but I have a weird mental reason of why I just couldn't stop it but since it's not worth explaining just read. Also the chapters are a little off because i deleted an old authors note chapter i had up since my computer is right now alive and hasn't been dying and is perfectly fine but older reviews no longer correspond to the correct chapters. Thanks to all who have reviewed though and i changed the summary in the front because it didn't seem to fit as much anymore

Previously

"MAXXX!" Angel yelled from Fang's lap before jumping off and hugging me.

"Hi sweetie, are you having fun?"

"Sort of, can we play dress up please?"

"How about later? But you know Fang and Iggy love playing dress up I'm sure they'd love to play with you while I go eat some cookies first,"

"Okay!" and with that Angel jumped into Iggy's arms and started pulling out all the tricks that she knew aka Bambi eyes. Those things work on everyone meaning this would be an interesting night.

The moment I finished eating I ran over to the living room where Angel was playing with Fang and Iggy. When I was close enough to see what was going on, I could see that Angel was in the process of putting make up on Fang. By the time I entered the room, Angel was in the process of getting Fang to put on a frilly pink dress that was at least 5x too small.

"How's everything going Angel?"

"Good, but Fang won't put on the dress!" I smiled while saying, "It's because the dress is too small but I'm sure that if you found a dress or skirt big enough for those two they would willingly wear it for you,"

"Oh, okay. Can we call your cousin Ella? She always has lots of pretty clothes and I overheard your mommy saying that she moved into the neighborhood."

"Ella moved into the neighborhood? I totally forgot, of course we can call her. What kind of cousin would I be if I didn't greet my cousin that just moved into the neighborhood? Let me get my mom, till then you can work on Iggy. I'll be right back," I said excited both at the thought of my cousin joining the night of fun and getting Fang and Iggy into girly clothes. Running out of the room again, I went over to the kitchen where my mom was enjoying the few cookies I hadn't eaten earlier.

"Mom when did Aunt Valencia and Ella moved into the neighborhood? Can we invite them over?" "It's been about two days since stuff has started to be moved in and you can, their new number is on the notepad on the fridge." She said before resuming her cookie eating. This is where I get my cookie lovingness although it'll take me years before I can eat it as slowly as mom. Anyway I ran to the phone and punched in Ella's new home phone number. They answered almost instantly. "Hello?" "Hi, It's Max welcome to the neighborhood Aunt Valencia! Can Ella come over to my house?" "Sure sweetie I'll get Ella and see if she has anything else to do," "Okay," This started my wait for Ella to get the phone, but around 5 seconds later I got bored and started spacing off wondering what could take so long. "Hi Max! So you wanted to talk to me?" "Yeah, come over to my house. Angel, Iggy's best friend's sister is playing dress up with Iggy and Fang but she doesn't have any clothes they can use. Want to help us by bringing some clothes and putting make up on Iggy and Fang?" "Sure I'll be there soon. See ya in a few minutes," Then Ella hung up. Pleased with myself I went over to the living room once again to see Angel trying to get Iggy to keep still so she could put lipstick on him while Fang stood in a corner looking on with amusement. Normally it would have looked cool and not stupid but the makeup on his face ruined his usual ability to do that. "Ella's coming over! Iggy stay still you agreed to play with Angel and Fang you look ridiculous standing in a corner," The response to was a "YAY!" from Angel, a groan from Iggy and a eye roll from Fang. After a while of standing near Fang I realized something. "Where's Gazzy?" It was weird that Iggy's best friend wasn't there to overlook the humiliation his own sister was bringing to his friend. Fang just shrugged annoying me again with his disability to use words to express what his feelings. Grabbing his arm, I dragged him with me to search for Gazzy. It didn't take too long to find Gazzy, mostly because we bumped into him in the hallway. The first thing he noticed was Fang's face with makeup. Although I probably couldn't have done much better, Angel had made Fang's face look like a clown. You can obviously imagine Gazzy's reaction. He first looked in disbelief before falling to the ground because he couldn't breathe. "W-w-hat happened to your face?" Gazzy said pointing to Fang. "Angel is playing dress up with Fang and Iggy. She finished Fang's face and is doing Iggy's right now. When my cousin Ella comes over then the boys can be fully outfitted for Angel's tea party,"

"Wait, Iggy's getting makeup put on his face right now? Oh I've got to see this," Then Gazzy raced off to find Iggy.

"That was quick…hmm something wrong Fang?" Fang was staring at me in a kind of overly intense way. He just blinked before looking away. I furrowed my eyebrows at his unusual behavior but became distracted when the doorbell rang. Running to the door, I opened it to reveal Ella stranding there smiling with a suitcase and box of what seemed to be full of makeup. Surprised at the amount of stuff she brought, I just inched backwards before running to the living room yelling, "ELLA's HERE! She brought the torture devices!" I heard laughter coming from the people in the room I was now standing in although by the looks of it, it wasn't because I had just screamed Ella's arrival but because Gazzy still wasn't over Iggy's altered appearance. One look at him also sent me to the floor. Angel had done a pretty good job on trying to get Fang to look pretty but one look at Iggy, anyone could tell that she wasn't trying to make him look good or was going for one of those scary fashion model makeup styles. "

"What's with the…OMG is that Iggy?" Ella said before also falling to the floor in laughter. When my laughter was starting to subside, I looked around the room to see that even Fang was laughing harder than he usually does. He looks good laughing…why am I saying this? Okay…weird anyways besides that Angel had finished putting on her finishing touches to Iggy. Going over to Ella's suitcase of torture devices, I pulled out a pink frilly skirt and silver sparkly tank top that obviously didn't match then tossed them over to Fang to put on before pulling out one of the most princess like strapless dresses ever.

"Ella? Why do you have this? Not that it's not useful for dress up but I can't imagine anyone wanting to wear this,"

"Oh that, yeah it was bought for my ex-boyfriend, me and my friends were planning a huge revenge prank against him,"

"Oh well it would have been epic if you had been able to prank him but using for dress up is fun too. Who do you want to wear this Fang or Iggy?"

"As much as it would look amazingly funny on Fang, I still have a grudge against Iggy for burning my favorite shirt and destroying my cell phone last time you guys came over to my house," I nodded in understanding remembering how it seemed like Iggy had gotten off too lightly since he nearly blew up Aunt Valencia and Ella's entire house last time we visited. Fine either way on who would wear the princess pink strapless dress, I tossed it at Iggy.

*TIME SKIP TO LET FANG AND IGGY CHANGE INTO THEIR OUTFITS*

Angel as the main designer and starter of dress up stood in front of our makeshift catwalk and holding out her arms said, "Presenting model Fangelica and Princess Iggra," (AN- pronounced fang and the end of Angelica, the gelica part. And just guess the Iggra one)

The moment they stepped out, depressed and dejected like, (AN- Talking like one of my friends all of a sudden) me and Ella burst into laughter. Although Ella's clothes were a lot larger than Angel's they still weren't big enough to be normal size on Fang who was at least 6 foot against her 5'4". This made the tank top Fang was wearing look more like a belly top, skirt more like a tutu and the leggings Ella had given him like tights while Iggy having nothing to hold up the bust area was holding onto the dress to prevent it from falling but didn't have any size problems since it was bought for Ella's ex who was apparently really close to Iggy's size. Since this was a chance that couldn't be missed, my mom came into the room and started taking pictures as best as she could without laughing but was failing miserably. After a while everyone was on the floor laughing even Angel who for most of the dress up game had been trying to keep a straight face but failed once everyone including Fang and Iggy couldn't hold it in.

Once the laughter subsided, Angel turned to me and with Bambi eyes once more asked to give me a makeover. Although Ella decided to take over the makeover the moment I gave into the eyes. While Ella prettied me up, everyone else was sent to prepare for Angel's tea party.

It took a while but when I opened my eyes and looked into the mirror, I was surprised to see that Ella had done a really good job considering she also didn't wear all that much make up usually and wasn't super girly like some girls are.

"Wow Ella you made me actually look like a girl. I can barely recognize myself…well I can but I don't think I'll get used to it quickly,"

"You're welcome Max. Fang is going to love it," she responded with a smile.

"Yeah…wait why does it matter if Fang loves it or not?"

"I thought you liked him…" She said before whispering to herself, "because that's what is seems,"

"No he's just one of my best friends. Now lets get this tea party over with,"

The tea party for the most part was uneventful besides iggy's attempt to act like a lady and that there were chocolate chip cookies. It ended once we realized it was past Angel's bedtime and she needed to be taken home. This left me, Fang, Iggy and Ella alone in my house since my mom went to take Angel and Gazzy home.

"Now what?" We had already changed out of the dress up clothes and makeup and were sitting on the floor just sort of staring at each waiting for someone to suggest something.

"Anyone want to play truth or dare? I can't think of anything else to do…and this silence it killing me slowly inside" Ella said dramatically after about a minute of silence.

"Sure," Iggy and I said together like the twins we are while Fang just shrugged.

"I'll go first," Ella stated before looking closely at the three of us," Fang, truth or dare."

"Dare," Ella started smiling evilly which was getting me scared since nothing ever good up when someone is smiling that way.

"I dare you to kiss Max on the lips for at least 5 seconds," Of course she would choose that, it's like a typical cliché fanfiction story. I knew my life was predictable and overly normal but really? While mentally thinking to myself I didn't notice that Fang had moved in front of me and was starting his dare until his lips were on mine.

It felt surprisingly good not that I expected him to be a bad kisser or anything like that but it was just so much better than my first and only ex-boyfriend that I felt sort of sad for his sake. The five seconds seemed to last a long time and I was starting to respond to it when Iggy announced that the five seconds were over probably because he didn't like seeing his sister being kissed by anyone no matter who it was. We quickly parted but the moment we did we looked at each other to find each other dazed.

Dang it what had just happened and now what?

*L*I*N*E* B*R*E*A*K*

So chapter ended…the kiss dare thing is way too over done but I felt it was necessary plus this story is called Stereotypical Life so it fits into this. Did you enjoy it? If it's awkward it's because I'm going to be forever alone….idk how this came up at school but basicly have never been not single yet sooo yeahhh if romance scenes are awkward this is why. I blame awkwardness for lack of actually knowing what if feels like to do stuff and all that blah. Anyways hope you enjoyed….and didn't actually read most of this Authors ending note.

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