Damn Daniel Addiction (Ruby)
Top of the day to you readers, my name is Jack-Septic-Eye and welcome back to "My Shield and My Gauntlets". So I was watching the "Damn Daniel Addiction" on YouTube by Lamont Holt, he's one of my best YouTubers, I'll drop a link to the video at the closing remark, so this is going to be a little funny so here we go. HYLT!
It's pretty much a normal day at Beachcity, kids running around the beach, people going out on dates or for a nice walk. In home of the Crystal Gems, Steven was in the kitchen talking with Sapphire, Amethyst was eating out of the fridge, Pearl was in her room, while Ruby was in the kitchen with them, but on Steven's laptop, going through YouTube videos out of boredom wondering what Steven and other humans find so funny about this website, then soon coming across a video named "Damn Daniel", so she called on Steven which resulted in Sapphire following him.
"Hey Steven, there's this video they call Damn Daniel" Ruby said as Steven and Sapphire stood beside her.
"Something trending probably" Steven said.
"Can I watch it?" Ruby asked.
"Go ahead, there's no harm in watching a little comedy" Steven said as Ruby clicked on the video, the video starts playing and just watching people saying "Damn Daniel" for some unnecessary reason, which made Ruby laugh.
"This is so fucking awesome" Ruby said excited.
"It's just people saying the same catch phrase" Sapphire said.
"That's what makes it funny" Ruby said laughing and mimicking what the people said.
"Okay, I think that's enough for now, let's all go for a walk" Steven said stopping the video, but Ruby couldn't get the catch phrase out of her head.
Meanwhile on the beach...
Steven took Sapphire and Ruby for a nice walk, just enjoying the silence of everything around them except the splashing of water when the waves hit the beach sand, soon Ruby couldn't hold in the catch phrase and then started her annoying catch phrase legacy.
"Hey Steven" Ruby called as Steven turned his attention to her.
"What is it Ruby?" Steven asked.
"Damn Steven, back at it again taking us outside for a walk, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving.
"This is not going to end well" Sapphire said.
"I agree, let's just go with it" Steven said picking up Sapphire and placing her on his shoulders.
Later...
Steven was making lunch, until Ruby shows up with her addiction.
"Damn Steven, back at it again making lunch, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving.
Sapphire was meditating in her room and freezing the place in the process, then Ruby shows up.
"Damn Sapphire, back at it again freezing your room, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving making Sapphire freeze her room the more.
Pearl was taking a break, which led to her falling asleep and then projecting her dream about her and Rose doing random shit, then Ruby shows up again.
"Damn Pearl, back at it again dreaming about Rose, heh heh!" Ruby said waking up Pearl and then leaving.
Amethyst was then picking out random assortment of food for her own lunch, soon Ruby shows up to act funny.
"Need some cheese, bread, whipped cream, ham, sausage, mustard, ketchup, mayo, ice cream, tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, celery, petroleum" Amethyst murmured picking them out, then closing the fridge, to see Ruby standing there smiling.
"Damn Amethyst, back at it again eating food out of my boyfriend's fridge, he doesn't have that much money, he needs to buy his Cookie Cat treats, but you still keep going in there eating his fucking food, but picking out random assortment of food for your consumption which I find really stupid, heh heh!" Ruby said.
"I'm about to kill this hoe" Amethyst said little pissed off.
Steven was picking something out of his nose when Ruby showed up.
"Damn Steven, back at it again picking your nose, ew, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving which was now pissing people off.
Ruby then found Connie at the Big Donut doing something, so she decided to annoy her.
"Oh hey Ruby, am I safe?" Connie said a little scared as Ruby took a look at what Connie was really doing.
"Damn Connie, back at it again plotting on how to get Steven to love you again, seriously this is very sad, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving the Big Donut.
Later at the beach house, Steven and Sapphire were Steven's room and he was just enjoying the moment, planting kisses on her neck making her giggle and blush a little, until Ruby shows up to ruin the mood.
"Damn Steven, back at it again trying to make love, heh heh!" Ruby said as Steven tried to catch her for ruining the mood.
Amethyst was taking a shit while going through her phone, then Ruby bursts in.
"Damn Amethyst, back at it again taking a shit, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving with the door wide open.
At the barn, Peridot was playing with her plushie alien doll, while Lapis was watching "Camp Pinning Hearts", just when Ruby shows up. Ruby then makes her way into the barn.
"Hey Ruby, how's life?" Peridot asked still playing with her plushie alien doll.
"Damn Peridot, back at it again playing with your doll like a baby, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving to look for Lapis.
"Clod! I love you no matter what" Peridot said talking to her plushie alien doll.
"Hey Ruby, wanna watch TV with me?" Lapis asked.
"Damn Lapis, back at it again watching Camp Pinning Hearts, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving.
Ruby later on found Steven on FaceTime talking to Peedee.
"You know that kind of thing right, she got real close to my ear, and whispered 'You eat ass?' and I was like 'What th-" Steven said being cut off by Ruby.
"Damn Steven, back at it again facetiming your friend, heh heh!" Ruby said then leaving Steven at the peek of annoyance.
Ruby sees a guy with he's phone, writing some fanfiction.
"Damn Jack-Septic-Eye, back at it again writing another fanfiction, heh heh!" Ruby said leaving.
"What the hell!" Jack-Septic-Eye said.
Ruby was in her room looking at herself in the mirror, scratching her neck.
"Damn Ruby, back at it again with the Damn Daniel, heh heh!" Ruby said then flinging herself onto her bed.
One week later...
Steven and Sapphire had to break up with Ruby cause she was getting on their nerves, but it just made Ruby worse. After one week, Steven decided to get back together with Ruby knowing a relationship takes time and tolerance to understand each other's lives; Steven saw Ruby shaking feverishly on the beach, scratching her neck, and repeated saying "Damn" and laughing, once he got in range of her, he could see the effects of the addiction; neck twitching, shaking furiously, dried up white lips and repeatedly saying the same thing.
"R-Ruby, are you okay?" Steven asked sacred out of his mind.
"D-Damn Steven, back at it again caring for me" Ruby said.
"Okay, you really need some help" Steven said calling everyone except Connie who had been annoyed by Ruby, then helping her go home then hearing Sapphire crying.
"D-D-Damn Steven, back at it with the surprises, haha! haha! haha! haha! Damn!" Ruby said as Steven took her in seeing Sapphire crying, Pearl comforting her, Peridot holding into her plushie alien doll, Lapis just staring at Ruby examining the situation, while Amethyst had an angry look in her face.
"Calm down Ruby, we're all friends here" Steven said getting Ruby to sit, as Lapis walks up to Ruby.
"Ruby, your family and friends have taken their time to be here to help you with your condition, people are angry with you" Lapis said.
"I'm very angry" Amethyst growled.
"This is an intervention, this is how interventions work" Lapis said.
"Back at it again with the peace treaty" Ruby said shaking.
"There you go at it again, Steven wrote a deep heart felt letter he's going to read for all of us" Lapis said as Steven stood up to read.
"D-Damn Steven, back at it again with the letters" Ruby said.
"I wrote this right now for you Ruby, I hope you like it, it's titled 'Dream', how would you feel every time you said "I'm an eternal flame baby" and I say "Damn Ruby, back at it again ca-"" Steven said being cut off by Ruby.
"Haha! Haha! Haha! Back at it again calling yourself an eternal flame baby, haha! haha!, good one, damn" Ruby said.
"This is a serious problem Ruby, hmph!" Sapphire cried.
"Your not the same woman I fell in love with, me and Sapphire left you, you stopped training you started pranking, and you owe Amethyst, you still owe that girl 5 dollars" Steven said.
"This hoe still owes me 5 dollars" Amethyst said standing up angry.
"Back at it again with the 5 dollars" Ruby said.
"Back at it again with your motherfucking..." Amethyst said attacking Ruby but Steven and Lapis held her back.
"She ain't worth it" Steven said.
"Why can't we all get along" Sapphire cried.
"Back at it again, Sapphire back at it again with your crying ass" Ruby said defending herself in a karate kind of way.
"Calm down Amy, it's okay" Lapis said letting go as Amethyst started crying.
"I really want my girl back! But seriously I need my money for my lunch" Amethyst said sitting back in the couch.
"Look at yourself, look at yourself, do you recognize who you are cause I don't, not anymore" Steven said giving Ruby a hand mirror, and then crying.
"No, damn, this can't be me" Ruby said taking a good look at herself and regretting her actions.
"Somewhere, deep down inside my heart, I still love you" Steven said.
"Nooo!" Ruby exclaimed then stopping and then laughing all of a sudden.
"What's so funny?!" Peridot asked.
"I got you guys good" Ruby said laughing hard and falling to the ground.
"This was a prank?!" Sapphire said annoyed.
"When the ring fit's, it's gotta be a good prank" Ruby said between laughs.
"Clod!" Peridot exclaimed.
"She's definitely one, but don't worry about that, we still love her" Steven said hugging Ruby.
"I'm glad I'm back, it is really stressing repeating lines" Ruby said hugging back.
I've been thinking, if there was something like a "Fanfic Grammy's" on , do you think I'll have a chance at winning a Grammy award for best Steven Universe stories rated M, do you guys think I'll win, just saying.
The Damn Daniel Addiction link: /4YN9MiC1ifk
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