She has no idea how she's going to tell him, so she practices in front of a mirror and then thinks she needs something male to talk to…instead of just her reflection.
A Ken doll she still had in her closet is sat down and facing her on her dresser.
She feels stupid, but whatever, it could help…
So she goes over different ways of telling him while staring at the doll.
"Hey Finn, I'm Sage!"
"Hey Finn, you know how Sage killed herself?" (No, that's too sad to say)
"Umm so, Finn I found out I'm a reincarnated Sage."
"Uh…so I talked to Bonnie and apparently your mother keeps entering her dreams…"
"Bonnie says I'm Sage. Deal with it." (Definitely not good)
Maybe during a scenario: when they are finally doing the deed, she'll shout "I'm Sage!" when she climaxes or… "It's like you're having a threesome with two girls, isn't that, like every guys fantasy?"
Or in the middle of it she could just whisper in his ear, "by the way I'm Sage too."
Or "Hey so guess what, I have part of Sage's soul inside me because your mom wanted you two to get a second chance…and I'm okay with it."
"What do you mean I'm not as pretty as her?"
"Are you freaking serious! We're finally having sex and you just called out Sage's name!"
She's yelling at the doll now.
"Of course I'm jealous!"
"Your mom is seriously twisted…"
"Oh no you did not just call me a bitch! I can't believe you would say that!"
"How could you, Finn?!" and she picks up the Ken doll and literally bites its head off before throwing it across the room.
Spitting the head out she goes to sit on her bed. "What am I going to do?"
"He has to understand…it's not my fault."
She looks randomly towards the ceiling, "Sage, umm, if your there, uh inside of me…could you maybe possess me long enough to write down what I should say?"
And now she's talking to herself, again. When did life become so complicated?
