Ella's pov
Ahh, such a lovely afternoon, sun shining, and I had already hospitalized two of Athena's pathetic spawn. Of course, this was too good to last, he just had to come and screw it up didn't he?
"Good morning, sweetie pie" oh gods he was annoying!
"It's the afternoon you dimwit."
"Oh, so you admit your name is sweetie pie?" The aggravating, annoying, ugly, stupid son of a
"Aaaah!"
"Now, now beloved I merely came here to tell you something, I'm addicted to yes and allergic to no. So do you want to go on a date with me?" Hmm, clever comeback, clever comeback, ahah! Got it!
"Yes, of course, just let me go slip into something more comfortable, like a coma."
"Ah, my beloved, quick-tongued as ever, but I regret I must leave you now! Farewell, until we meet again!" and with an exaggerated bow he left. What a prat.
Wait, why was he going to the woods? Hmm, this might be a good time to
practice my undercover surveillance skills (Yes people undercover surveillance, not stalking)
I had followed him for about five minutes (the last four of which he had been singing the Indiana Jones theme song), when he walked into a clearing, sat down, and began to fiddle with some wire contraption. I quietly climbed a tree and sat on a branch where I could both see and hear the son of Hephaestus.
Soon, none other than the Stoll brothers walked into the clearing as well. Leo grinned and waved them over and they began to talk.
"So, Leo, you need our services?" said Travis (or was it Connor?) Hmm, services for what I wonder.
"Because you know it won't be cheap" said Connor (or was it Travis?) "And we only take cash in advance."
"Of course" Leo replied, taking a celestial bronze canister out of his pocket, "here you go."
"Haha, this'll teach the Ares cabin not to mess with us again, eh Trav?" said (definitely) Connor, as he pulled a book out of his pocket. It was red, and on the cover in bold lettering were the words DIRTY PICK UP LINES.
You stupid sod, Leo! He was going down for this, but first, to deal with those Stolls.