The janitor walks into the room and spots Nick's corpse
He storms off swearing, determined to not come back this time
Clem's parents) Tell clem about her brother u gave up for adoption*
"I have a brother?" Clementine stared at her parents. "I never saw a belly on my mom."
Diana nodded. "He was born way before you were, Clemmy. We gave him up because we couldn't afford to keep him. Your father, at the time, was out of work because his company went out of business during our mid-pregnancy, prices went up, and I wasn't working. By the time things got better for us, that was when we decided to have another baby."
"I see. What ever happened to him? Do you know what happened to him?"
"No. Once we gave him up, we hadn't heard about him. I've always been curious though."
"I see. I hope he was doing good. It would've been cool to have an older sibling."
Rebecca) Don't touch AJ or Clem Bitch! swings at her but she dodges and hits me in the back of the head with a lead pipe
"Don't mess with me OR how I teach my kid!" said Rebecca before giving the guest a swift kick in the stomach. "Not you and not that little brat Clementine!"
Oh yeah about the monkeys) Looks outside to see Micheal Myers burning their corpses, before looking up and glaring at me
You need new security
"What he's here?!" said Asher. "How?!"
"Forget that, he hurt those poor monkeys!" said Talia.
"Are you serious right now?" Asher rolled his eyes. "A maniac is here to massacre us! Forget about the monkeys!"
Mark) why are you crying
"I-I wasn't crying," he lied. "I was just around some onions. Yeah..."
"Translation, Lilly's scary and having her attention him scared him more," said Duck.
Clem's parents jump on Rebecca and begin beating the hell out of her
Ed: Don't touch our daughter bitch
"Nobody messes with our daughter and gets away with it!" Diana punched Rebecca in the gut.
Carlos) Sarah isn't carrying Nick's kid
Carlos sighs in relief
she's carrying three of Nick's kids
Carlos screamed in terror before fainting. Clementine "tsked" before tossing a glass full of ice water onto the man's face. Even that wasn't enough to wake the man up. "Damn, he must really be upset."
Hey Jane- walks into her room Oh...
Jane and Bonnie are covering and untangling themselves from the other while reaching for clothes
"I-I-it's n-not what I-I-it l-looks like!" A reddened Bonnie stuttered as she reached for a bra while Jane was already shoving herself into her jacket. "We were uh...what are you doing anyways?! You should learn to knock!"
Kenny, Sarah, Luke and Carley) Kaidan and Kimberly have decided to get married, or once they hit 18 they will, idk their age
"They're just children," shrugged Kenny. "I doubt they'll actually do it."
"How cute," smiled Carley.
"I'm with Kenny on this one," agreed Luke. "It'll pass. At least I hope."
"What do you mean 'hope'," Kenny glared at Luke. "Your brat should be glad my daughter likes him."
"Don't call my kid a brat, Kenny!" Luke poked Kenny. "If anything, your kid has a better chance of becoming a brat than my kid seeing as you act like one!"
"Me?!"
"Yeah you!"
"I'd rather my daughter be a brat than a little bitch!"
"What's that suppose to mean?"
"Do I have to spell it for you? YOU'RE A BITCH."
"And you're a dick!"
"Them's fightin' words boy!"
"It's on like Donkey Kong, you old fart!" The two men then engaged into a fist fight with everyone watching on the sidelines. Jane, Lee, Carver, the cabin group, Jane, and Luke's kids cheered on Luke while Clem, Duck, and Kimberly cheered on Kenny. Everyone else just watched or begged someone to intervene. The fight finally ended when Luke broke a chair over Kenny's head.
Nick! You don't know where that shitty mask gone through so you might need multiple tetanus shots now... please don't throw shit at me."
*brings Nick alive*
"Shit I hadn't thought about that," Nick began looking nervous. "I haven't gotten sick yet so maybe I'm fine...I hope."
"Nick, you should still go," said Christa. "Just because you don't feel anything, that doesn't mean it's not in your system."
2) "Clem, I'd give you half if you help me find my stuff- Wait, JAVIER!? THOSE ARE MINE! COME BACK HERE YOU SON OF A WHORE! WHOEVER GETS HIM FOR ME GETS HALF OF MY DIAMONDS AND GEMSTONES!"
"How'd he get out of Hell?" asked Duck.
"Fuck it! LET'S GET 'EM!" Asher shouted pointing at the thief.
Everyone shouted as they took off running after the man. It didn't take too long before everyone caught up to him and doggy piled on top of him.
"To whoever got my stuff from that turd, here's half for you."
"I'll take it thank you!" Clementine held out her hand only for Jane to slap it down. "What the hell?"
"You know good and well you didn't catch him," Jane shook her head. "We all know it was me."
"Bullshit. It was me! I touched him first." said Asher.
"Yeah. Right on the ass like a perv!" said Mira. "Unlike you, Javier isn't a perv for man booty."
"Actually..." Javier, who was in handcuffs, was slapped upside the head by Nate.
"Shut up, thief! Nobody cares what you like up your ass!"
"What? I didn't...ow!"
"I said shut up! Anyways, I think I deserve half of those gems!" Nate gestured to himself. "I'm the one who had the most trouble. Do you know how hard it was to put this fucker in handcuffs?"
"She said whoever catches him!" pointed out Molly. "I'm the one who tackled him first!"
"Bull! It was me," said Nate.
Everyone then began arguing among themselves about who was the one who deserved the gemstones. Meanwhile a mysterious figure tiptoed away from the scumbags with the gemstones and diamonds inside of a treasure chest. They were laughing maniacally under their breath as they slipped out of the door as they thought of what to do with their newfound wealth.
"The DNA results are here for Alvin. Jr... William Mary-Anne Carver, you're NOT the father!"
"Uh what?" Carver's face dropped. "B-but...!"
"Ha!" Alvin laughed in the man's face. "That means I'm the father! Now change we're going to change his name back, sucker!"
"And Alvin, you are NOT the father!"
"Wait WHAT?!" Alvin stared in disbelief at his wife. "Y-y-you...you really slept with someone else? Who else did you sleep with?!"
"I swear you two are the only ones I slept with!" claimed Rebecca. "She's a damn liar!"
"That's what you said to me the first time, but last time you just said it was me! You fucking whore!"
"Don't call me a whore Alvin James Smith!" She said poking him with every word. "You know what? That's the kind of attitude that made me sleep with Bill!"
"And every other man there," Clementine whispered to Sarah who nodded.
"I heard that!" she snarled at Clementine.
"Carlos, YOU are the father!"
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed.
"Does that mean I have an uncle?" Kaidan looked up his mom.
"Y-yeah." Sarah looked at CJ. "Well I guess I'm your big sister."
"So that makes me Carlos Junior now then," said CJ tapping his chin. "I guess Carlos is a good name."
"I can't believe you slept with Carlos!" Alvin yelled at his wife. "What the hell! No wonder you were always around him! You were probably still fucking him when you were pregnant! I fucking hate you, you cheating, lying cunt!"
"Rebecca, you disloyal hoe... OOF!"
"Don't call me a hoe and you!" she turned to her husband. "Don't you ever call me a cunt! You know what? I did fuck Carlos and guess what. It was hot!"
Rebecca then proceeded to go into graphic detail about Carlos's penis, what sexual positions they did, the locations where they had sex, and what they used during sex. The children had to be dragged out of the room and even some of the adults had to leave. A lot of the scumbags were feeling very uncomfortable hearing of Carlos and Rebecca's sexual escapades. Once she was finished, the room was silent.
"What the fuck?!" Sarah yelled breaking the silence.
"Lee and Jane, how is married life together?"
"It's fine. She won't have sex with me for some reason." he glared at Jane.
"I don't have to," said Jane. "That's what your hand is for."
"Bitch."
"Duck, you're the biological son of... no one."
"What?" Duck blinked.
"Hey, where's James? He's not here to... what the hell? IS THAT A-"
"... Please call an ambulance... James may have crippled me... argh..."
"Stay outta my room!" he slammed his bedroom door.
Carlos) I'd say look at the pregnancy test to prove it but your dumbass probably doesn't know how to use it, let alone a fucking thermometer.
"I know how a woman would use a pregnancy test, smartass," Carlos crossed his arms. "As well as a thermometer."
Kaidan) How do you feel knowing ur mom is carrying nick's children
"He's a loser!" said Kaidan. "Why would you have that fraud's baby?"
Snaps fingers and Carley's pregnant with Doug's kid.
No more kids after this! After the pregnancies are done you're all getting vasectomies and tubes tied.
Lee stares at Carley with narrowed eyes
Lee: accidents can always happen. He mutters loud enough where everyone hears him
"Are you threatening me?!" said an outraged Carley. "You're an asshole!"
"And you're carrying that creature's baby!" shouted Lee. "How could you!"
"I didn't exactly have a say in it!"
"Heh heh!" Doug chuckled. "How does it feel Alvin #2? Hahahahaha!"
"Fuck you! At least I fucked her! AHAHAHA!" Doug didn't have a word to say about that.
Jamie) Your mother or father choose!
"My mother, duh." Jamie grinned. "My mom's cooler than my old fart of a deadbeat dad."
"WHAT." Kenny glared at Jane as she burst out laughing at Kenny's shocked expression. "How am I a deadbeat? Did that mother of yours tell you to say that! Fuck her!"
Jamie and Duck) It's brother-brother bonding time
Go do what teen and pre-teen boys do together
like the park or water park
"I guess we can go to the waterpark," said Duck. "That might be fun."
"But I don't know how to swim!" said Jamie.
"It's cool. I'll teach you." offered his older brother. "Dad taught me when I was about 6."
Javier is going through the fridge and spots a sandwich with the words "This belongs to Clementine, anyone else who takes it will die!" Javier scoffs and takes off the note.
He freezes when he hears a growling noise behind him and turns to see Clementine holding Rosie's chain
Clem: You were warned
She lets go of the chain, and Rosie bites Javier's balls, causing the man to scream, before a ripping noise is heard.
Rosie moves away from Javier, and we see where his balls and dick were there is nothing but a red hole gushing blood
"You fucking thief!" she beat Javier with one of her crutches. "I told you not to fuck with me or my food!"
Lee) NO FUCK YOU! Rams a knife through the bottom of his jaw FUCK YOU! TALK SHIT AGAIN I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
"He can't exactly talk now, can he?" Christa rolled her eyes.
If AJ, Tenn and Willy were older I bet they'd be shipped together
"Ew gross!" CJ made a face. "That's gross! Tenn's my friend. I don't like him like that. And Willy's icky."
"I'm not interested in guys," Tenn said. "Even if I was, those are the last two I would pick. No offense."
"I'm with CJ and Tenn," said Willy. "I like girls. I wouldn't be with a dude if you paid me."
Castrates Lee
"Geez, you really hate Lee," said Carley disturbed. "I mean he's a dick but..."
Alvin is running before he falls and a machete impales itself in the wall in front of him
Carlos: You can't run forever Alvin!
"Get away from me you psychos!" screamed Alvin. He then slapped his hand over his mouth upon realizing that was rather stupid since he just gave away his location.
Brody) Can't do anything worse than you huh? Guess what?
Louis you're no longer the new Nick
Brody is now the new Nick
Get her!
"You fucker!" Brody began shaking out of fear knowing just what they did to Louis. Meanwhile he sighed with relief that he was no longer the new Nick.
Alvin hears a battle cry and ducks, right before a machete is slammed into the wall where his head was
Thomas, Carlos and Carver: Get back here you fat fuck!
"Leave me alone you crazy fucks!" Alvin yelled feeling like sobbing.
Clem) Rebecca ratted Lee out to the cops
"You bitch!" She punched Rebecca in the face. "Asshole!"
Alvin) Sees him in a wheelchair glaring at Clem's parents
Your thoughts on them kicking ur as
Alvin glares at them and says something that, even with scumbag setting on, is censored.
Even Hardened people like Lee and Clem and Kenny's mouth drop, women blush and the scumbag kids laugh
Rebecca: ALVIN! She's blushing
"What? That's how I feel!" Alvin snapped. "Those motherfuckers beat the shit outta me."
"Watch your mouth!" said Rebecca after getting over the shock. "Geez. Even I've never heard anything like that from your mouth!"
Louis) Changed my mind your the new nick too
"Shit," he threw up his arms. "I should've known."
Everyone) Normal Doug vs Scumbag Doug who do you like more
"Scumbag," said Asher. "The normal Doug was trash. No offense, Doug."
"None taken," smirked Doug. "I've seen my old self and I never wanna go back. I've finally got the balls to punch Lee and anybody else who fucks with me. It's damn great!"
"Normal Doug," Clementine glared at him. "Doug was nice. This one is a dickhead!"
"And the dickhead whooped your ass!" said Doug smirking. This earned a metal pipe upside his head while he laughed.
"Laugh at my daughter's pain or touch her and it'll be worse for ya!" he hit Doug's back. "You piece of filth!"
Jenny Myers from the Friday the 13th game walks in the room wearing nothing but a bikini and sits on Lee's lap
"You don't need Jane Lee, you got me and my cousin, Tiffany Cox." She whispered in his ear "You don't need a condom" Tiffany Cox walks in the room wearing a bikini too
"We're virgins," she whispers
"And 23." Jenny added
"WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lee, who was unconscious on the floor, sprang up and started dancing like a fool. "YEAH BABY! FUCK YEAH MY WOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELL FUCKIN' YEAH! BABY OH FUCK!"
"What the hell is wrong with him?" asked Violet to Clementine.
"He's happy. Trust me."
"Calm down!" Jane grabbed him by his ear in the middle of dancing. "You're married, dick!"
"Go to court and get the papers, ho!" he giggled as he ran to the two women. Jane rolled her eyes and allowed him to go off with the two women. She could just find someone else.
Lee Grins at the words the girls said
"What are we waiting for?!" the three hurry into a room.
Soon screaming and moaning are heard, and something hitting the wall
This was an inconvenience to anybody wanting to head to the nearest bathroom as the room was right next it. Why they chose that room and not somewhere far away from the interviewing room, nobody knew. As a matter of fact, as soon as it got quiet, one could just barely hear the noises they were making.
Carlos) and to prove Sarah and Nick fucked... Shows him a 4-hour video, where Nick and Sarah try every position possible.
Unknown to Carlos there's a curse on the video, which makes it impossible to turn the channel or switch it off.
He had to watch the whole thing
"How do you turn this shit off!" Carlos frantically began pressing the power button on the tv. unfortunately for him, he couldn't turn it off. When he found out the volume and channel changing buttons didn't work, he tried blocking his ears with his fingers. However the tv was much too loud to block out.
We cut to Lee
Damn no wonder Nick stayed with Lee, Lee can deepthroat like hell
"Uh huh?" Clementine blinked in confusion. "Wait I thought those were girls!"
"Asher might be into it," smirked Mira.
"Shut up, Mira." Asher glared at her.
The lights go out and Rebecca screams
The lights come on and Rebecca is on the floor... without a head
Yeah, I accidentally let loose the slashers from the island, They left a note saying all scumbag kids won't be killed, and CJ won't be killed either.
Everyone else, you're basically fucked
Oh and Micheal invited carrie over too
Everyone screams in terror.
"Everyone block the doors!" shouted Asher. Everyone did as they were told and moved everything. The tables were piled up near the doors along side the chairs. After that was done, everyone huddled together like a bunch of frightened sheep.
"Get your elbow out of my back," Jane said as she clutched her son closer to her chest.
"Sorry!" apologized Ben.
"I gotta pee!" said CJ. He tried to get out of the crowd of people but found himself stuck. Even his small size couldn't enable him to slip through the tall legs of the adults and teenagers surrounding him. He was tempted to just pee on the spot but that could go one of two ways. Someone would yell at him, not caring how badly he had to pee. The other way ended in him being made fun of by everyone there and he didn't need that haunting him.
"Mind getting off my foot, Nick?" asked Luke. "What the hell are you wearing? Steel boots? You're about to break my fucking foot!"
"Sorry!" Nick shifted backwards and stepped on Ben's foot.
"Hey, now you're on my foot!" Ben elbowed him.
"I can't help it! I'm in a tight space! Everyone move over some!" he shouted only to be ignored as everyone continued to agrue about each other being being in their personal space.
"Rodrik, get rid of your sword," said Becca. "It's on my leg."
"The very same thing I use to slay my enemies? No way." Rodrilk clutched the hilt of his sword. "Bare with it for a moment more."
Me: (pours anti love potion on Clem and Violet)
Now they're out of love.
Lee I paid your bail you owe me one.
"About time," grinned Lee. "Now I can be here full time!"
Me: (throws a boogie bomb into the room) DANCE SCUMBAGS DANCE!
"Shit!" Clementine automatically falls over on Ben who falls onto Bigby. Strangely he doesn't fall over.
Meanwhile everyone else is somehow dancing in the tight space they're occupying while Ben and Clementine can only hope and pray they don't get stepped on. It took only 4 minutes before everyone ended up tripping over each other and falling down in a huge scumbag pile. Everyone groaned in pain from the weight of each other on top of them.
"Did someone just piss?!" Becca exclaimed from somewhere deep under the pile up.
CJ thought about apologizing only to shut his mouth. Nobody could know it was him. He'd just leave them wondering for as long as he could.
"I bet it was that cripple Clementine!" someone said with a fake deep voice.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" she yelled.
"Yeah who said that so I can beat their ass!" said Lee.
"Don't talk about my baby, you bastard!" yelled Ed.
Norman Bates: (stabs Rebecca in the back then turns to Alvin) Now we can be together forever my love!
Alvin: (shrugs) I'm cool with this.
Someone threw a boot at Norman's head and somehow knocked him out. "Gotcha!" said Nick.
Ed, Diana. That Wasn't Doug. That Was Alvin
That's Doug (Points to Troy)
"We know that's not Doug," said Diana gesturing to Doug who was laying far off on the floor, still unconscious.
"He put his hands on her before," said Kenny smirking. He hadn't forgotten how he hurt Clementine or his ex-girlfriend, Sarita.
"Oh really?" Ed gave the frightened young man an evil grin as he smacked his fist into his palm. "Thanks for notifying me, Kenny."
Hey Lee! shows him a video of Louis and Clementine kissing
"Come here!" Lee chases after Louis while Ed is beating up Troy.
Looks at Shel and Vernon's corpses. Shel's right side was missing all muscle and skin, while Vernon's throat was missing and half his skull was crushed in.
Damn that looked painful
I bet it did. Nobody held back at all.
Gabe) Ties him up
I hate you, so I'm putting you in my trunk, taking you to the coast and sacrificing you to Poseidon
Drives off to coast with Gabe in trunk
"Come back here with my son, asshole!" his father shouted, tempted to chase after his son on foot. Javier soon pulled up beside him on a motorcycle.
"Hop on!" he yelled.
Meanwhile Duck was sighing with relief.
So pompusrumps did you play the final episode of season 4?
I watched it. I wanted to wait until the entire season was finished to purchase it.
Everyone, including pompus) Your thoughts on Tenn's death
I damn near cried. Tenn was the sweetest character ever and a good friend for AJ so seeing him die hurt. I'm glad Louis lived, but it wasn't worth Tenn though. AJ gave up a friendship for Clem. You can tell that hurt him too.
CJ hesitated. "I really didn't want to do it, but I had to for Clem."
"Tenn was nice," said Clementine. "I liked seeing CJ having his own buddy his age. If there was a way to save Tenn, I would've done it for CJ."
"He needed to be with his family," said Minerva. "If he was with her, he'd be dead too!"
"You bitch!" Clementine glared at the blonde. "YOU were part of the reason why he died, you cunt! If I wasn't on these crutches, I'd kill you!"
"You couldn't kill me if you tried."
"I didn't think AJ would do it," Violet rubbed the back of her neck. "Sometimes I wish it was me instead. Tenn didn't deserve to die."
I was so distressed when Clem got bit
I was too.
Carlos) Shows him the bite on Clem's leg
That's a walker bite dumbass
"I know what a bite looks like," he rolled his eyes.
"I don't think you do!" Clementine glared at the doctor. She was still angry at the time where Carlos didn't know her dog bite from a walker's. Just thinking about it made her want to hurt him.
James) Fuck you for trying to kidnap AJ and fighting Clementine
"I don't regret it," said James. "Did you not see how he acted? He's a complete nutcase and she was the cause of that! She egged him on and he was only going to get worse! I could be a better parent!"
"You fuck zombies!" said Clementine. "Shut yo ass up!"
"You don't put your hands on a lady," Kenny shoved James. "I oughta whoop your ass!"
"Ahem!" coughed Jane.
"You don't count!" Kenny called back to her. "You put AJ in danger!"
"For good reason!" said Jane.
"I guess you killed yourself for a good reason too!" retorted Kenny.
"Damn Kenny!" said Lee.
Clem) That fight with Minerva was awesome
"I hated that fight," growled Clementine. "Fucking bitch got me good."
Minerva) I wish we could have shot you instead of just staring
"Too late now," she smirked.
"No it isn't," Clementine mumbled.
Violet, Louis and Tenn) Your thoughts on ur possible deaths
"At least Tenn lived," said Violet. "Still, it doesn't exactly feel great getting your throat torn out my a bunch of rotten bastards." She looked over at CJ and Clementine. "You two better take care of Tenn. He's important to me too."
"Don't worry," assured CJ. "We'll take good care of him."
"And we'll whip his ass into a proper scumbag in no time!" grinned Clementine as she gave the older female a thumbs up. Violet groaned.
"He's fucked isn't he?" she sighed.
"Fuck you too, bitch!" CJ and Clementine said in unison.
"I'm with Violet," said Louis. "I'm glad he's okay but being bitten is shitty."
"And choking to death on your own blood sucks," said Tenn wincing.
Everyone, especially Lee) Your thoughts on Clem being bit
"It wouldn't have happened with me!" said Thomas.
"Yeah she would've just ended going missing like your kid!" Lee retorted.
"Watch it, asshole!" yelled Thomas. "Don't talk about my boy like that!
"I'll do what I want, you kidnapper!" he snapped. "Anyways, I was mad as fuck when I saw Clem was bitten. When she lived, I was happy for her. Do you really think I wanted to see her die?"
"I'm glad she made it," said Diana. "It broke my heart seeing that she might end up like us."
"But thank god that kid, CJ, was able to save her," finished her father.
"Clem may be a bitch, but I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy," said Nick.
"I knew she was gonna make it!" said Kenny proudly. "That girl's tough like me."
"Bitch when?" Jane laughed.
"I got my eye smashed and I kept it moving, that's when BITCH."
"Asshole," she huffed before clearing her throat. "I really thought her luck had run out. She's lucky AJ was there. I would've killed her."
"Yeah luckily," Clementine mumbled under her breath.
Everyone) Thoughts on the ending of episode 4
"Better than season 1," mumbled Lee. "They killed the most badass character off! How could they!"
"You're only saying that because it's not you," Christa rolled her eyes. "It was decent. Clementine made it and I'm happy about it."
"It was cool!" said Clementine. "I outlived everyone! Uh no offense to everyone except Bonnie and Arvo, you assholes. The only thing I hated was losing my leg."
"It was that or your life," said CJ.
"I know and thank you, goofball," she kissed his forehead.
"My kid's alive, so that's good enough for me," said Rebecca.
"It's shitty I didn't make it to the end," said Omid. "Did they really have to write me off? I really can't understand it."
"It was a happy ending so there's not too much to complain about," said Molly. "Still, I wouldn't have minded showing up."
"I was wrong about her luck ending someday," said Jane. "Clementine's lucky as fuck she made it with a small child helping her."
Steals Clem's crutches as she's standing, and have her fall in a wheelchair
I now pronounce you royalty, puts 38k gold crown on her head
And here's the best part, Nick's your slave
Clem: Slave massage my shoulders
Nick does so at gunpoint
Clem: Massage my feet
Nick does so vowing revenge
Clem: I want you to suck off luke in front of everyone
"Uh what?!" Luke stared at the teenager. "I'm not letting him do that!"
"And I don't wanna do it to him!" Nick blushed. "Pick someone else!"
"Do you have to do this here?" Talia shifted around uncomfortably. "There are children here and not all of us want to see that."
"I bet Asher does," Mira laughed as she nudged her older brother. "Hey, pick Asher instead! I'd..."
"No!" Asher shoved his sister's shoulder.
"Do it or I'll beat you!" Clementine demanded the man.
"Fuck you! You can't even run anymore, asshole!" he told her. "Screw off!"
Attaches robot leg to clem's stump
Be careful the leg is a little glitchy
Clem: Glitchy ho-
The leg shoots up and hits Lee so hard in the crotch his balls explode
"Oh my god! Lee are you alright?!" Clementine asked the man as he curled up on the floor in agony. "Someone call the ambulance!"
I think Lily cares about Clementine in her own sick twisted way. The way she looks if u tell her you'll kill her next time you meet kinda confirms it for me.
Judging by the first episode she appeared in, she does. Even though she doesn't have that Lee/Clem bond, she does care about her. Still, why let this bitch go? Clementine should've automatically killed her. I wouldn't say the feeling would be mutual with Clementine seeing how dirty Lilly was to Clem, AJ, Louis, and everyone else. Seriously if I was Clementine and she cut out my boyfriend's tongue, it's beef on site.
Nick)Gives him a Tablet and everyone can see Savini Jason on the screen with a picture of 10-year-old nick being held by his mom.
Jason makes circular motions around the picture, and even though we can't see his face, everyone knows he's smirking by his body language.
Jason takes out a lighter and burns the picture until nothing but ashes remain
Nick lets out a scream as the last picture he has of his mother is burned in front of him. Everyone stares at Nick as he continues to scream long after Jason burned the photo. After he had screamed his throat raw, he threw down the tablet, smashing it into tiny pieces.
"That motherfucker!" he yelled in his raspy voice. "I'll kill him!"
"Dude, what's going on?" asked Luke.
"That fucker burned the picture of my mom and me!" he dropped to the ground and began pounding his fist against it. "I'll kill him I swear!"
*A random guy runs in with what appears to be a 10 pound cake, ties up Jane, and forces her to eat the entire thing until her stomach is about the size of a beachball.*
Kenny: HAHAHAHAHA! That's what you get!
"You're lucky I can't hit you right now," groaned Jane.
Minerva I now crown you Queen of the walkers! (puts a crown on her head) The dead shall answer to you now! Go fourth and get revenge on everyone! And if you run into Arvo eat his face for me.
"With ple-" Minnie was kicked in the face by Clementine's biotic leg. The kick was so powerful, it created a crater in the wall where Minnie landed.
"That's for being a bitch!" she yelled.
Kenny! (Shaves a chunk of his beard and chin off)
"Fuck!" Kenny held his bleeding chin. "What the fuck is wrong with you! Gah! Fuck! Shit!"
Jane laughed as the man's family began worrying over the man's injury. Normally Kenny would snap at her for laughing at his pain, but he was too busy being in pain.
Cj after seeing you roast Clem in episode 4 I'm gonna call you Roast Master from now on!
CJ grinned and bowed causing Clementine to glare at the little boy.
CJ) Looks at Luke
Little Manwhore bitch
Rebecca: AJ!
CJ: It's CJ Cunt!
"You little shit!" Rebecca started for her son only to be stopped by Clementine stepping in the way. She mumbled under her breath and stormed off.
Javier) your new name is dickless the clown
"Asshole," Javier grumbled under his breath.
Lee) since you like making fun of Doug and Alvin
Snaps fingers and Lee weighs 680 pounds
"What the...?!" Lee looked down at his large body. Upon the transformation, Lee's clothes torn off of him the moment he gained all of the weight. A soon as it happened, most of the cast were very quick to display disgust at his naked body exposed to them.
"Ew put some clothes on, perv!" said Mira.
"I can't help it!" Lee called back as he tried in vain to cover up his nude body.
Meanwhile Alvin and Doug laughed at Lee. It was about time Lee had a taste of his own medicine. After Lee had left, disregarding how dangerous it was to leave, Alvin and Doug started plotting on what kind of fat jokes to throw in Lee's face. After all, he had made plenty of the two of them.
Changes Letter to Cj's new name
CJ You now live with Clementine and Violet
"Violet doesn't live with me though," said Clementine.
Clem) You don't have to pick between Violet or Louis you can have them both
Louis: I'm down for it
"Yeah, I don't think so," Clementine winced. "I've seen Lilly and Carley fight over Lee and it wasn't pretty."
Louis) You can stop the torture on two conditions
One you suck off James or two you have an orgy with James and a walker
Louis notices James leading a big fat zombie to his room
"It's an easy pick," said Clementine.
"How?! I don't like men!" said Louis. "I don't wanna suck his dick!"
"So you would rather get tortured then?" Violet said. "I don't even like men like that and I'd do it if I was being treated like you."
"Fine," he groaned. "Hey James! Wait up!"
Aasim) People ship you with Louis
"That's uh interesting," said Aasim. "Why?"
Everyone) Carlos was a doctor
Shows them a video as Carlos looks smug.
In the video, a young woman is sitting in a chair, while Carlos stood over her
Carlos: Let's discuss payment
Kenny: Kids get the fuck out
Clem drags AJ away as Carlos and the girl start stripping and porn music plays
"Oh damn!" Lee stared at the screen. "I guess he wasn't technically lying."
"My eyes!" Sarah placed her hands over her eyes. "They're burning!"
"Turn that nonsense off!" said an embarrassed Carlos. "That isn't me!"
"It sure looks like you," Jane stared at the Carlos in shock. As uptight as the man was, she couldn't have ever imagine Carlos was a porn star once upon a time. "I didn't know you were a porn star. How many movies did you do?"
"None!"
"This is...this is uh wow," Luke rubbed the back of his neck, not sure how to feel. "I don't even know what to say right now. I didn't think you were ever like this."
"I wasn't!" he insisted. "I am a licensed doctor!"
"I'd believe it," Bonnie chuckled. "You sure are checking out that girl."
"You shut it!" Carlos snapped at the red head. This film was never meant to be seen by the scumbag crew.
"Looks we have another celebrity, eh Magic Mike?" Christa teased her boyfriend, nudging him in his side.
"Stop bringing that up!," groaned Omid.
Freddy glares at Rebecca and slams her against the wall
Freddy: Do you know who I am Cunt?! I AM FREDRICK *He stabs Rebecca in the gut* FUCKING *He stabs her in the chest this time* KRUEGER! *He decapitates her*
Freddy: AND YOUR SOUL IS MINE FOREVER!
Well RIP Rebecca.
Marries Violet and Clementine, marries Louis and Mitch
Looks over to see Gabe and Gill having teamed up and were dragging Duck to the bedroom.
A minute later a pantsless and shirtless Gabe puts a do now disturb sign on the door.
Dave: You better not bottom Gabe
"Should you really be telling your son that?" Javier asked his brother.
"Mind your own business!"
"Who said you can marry my boyfriend!" Clementine had put Mitch in a headlock. "You homewrecker!"
"Lemme go!" he clawed at her arm. She may not look that strong, but it was like she had the strength of the Hulk. "It's not my fault! I don't even want Louis!"
"I'm fine with this," said Violet.
"I'm not. I'm not sucking off another dude!" protested Louis.
Locks Lee and Tommy in a room to see if hot gay sex will occur
"It won't," Lee glared at Tommy. "Stupid woman stealing piece of shit."
"Don't get angry because women like me more," responded Tommy. "Besides, maybe it's not just my looks. Maybe it's just the fact that I'm not a cheater!"
"I...well fuck." He really didn't want to admit that was a good reason, even to himself.
Larry) How do you feel knowing Lily is carrying Abel's child
"Who?" Larry responded. How was he suppose to know who that was.
Me: THIS IS SPARTA! (Kicks Clementine down a flight of stairs)
"You biiiiiiiiiitch!" she hollered as she flew down the stairs. Once she landed, she groaned and thanked God that she was okay. What happened to the old days when she wasn't having this done to her?
Liara runs into the interview room with money
Liara: Nick here's you-
spotting Nick's corpse she drops a couple of dollars then runs away
"Glad I got out when I could," she thought as she continued to run.
Lee: (opens a closet and Tommy as a walker lunges at him)
Lee: What the shit!? (Stabs him in the head)
James: Hey not cool! He was gonna be my sex slave!
Everyone: O_O
"You nasty bastard!" said Clementine, breaking the silence.
"I thought you weren't fucking walkers," said Molly.
"Uh oh y-yeah," James quickly left the room again. He then came back into the room. "Fuck it. I am fucking walkers and if you kill anymore walkers, I'll kill you all!"
"Go eat a rice cracker!" said Kenny.*
"Kenny!" Sarita nudged her ex-boyfriend.
"Go fuck yo mama, redneck!" said James before giving the older man the finger and then leaving the room again.*
Hey CJ why was Tenn afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
"W-what?" CJ looked nervously at Tenn.
"It's a joke CJ," After Clementine explained the joke (because I'm too lazy to right it down), CJ stared at her for a moment.
"That's a shitty joke."
Kenny: Lee I just had an amazing idea!
Lee: You're going to murder Duck in his sleep?
Kenny: What!? No! (Thinks for a minute) Actually...Nah anyway here's what I'm thinking. I'm missing an eye you an arm Clem lost her leg and we're all a bunch of scumbags so what if I get us a boat and we set sail and become pirates!
Lee:...That's the best idea you've ever had. Let's get that boat!
"I don't know about that," Clementine said after a moment of hesitation. "Everytime Kenny gets started about something, it doesn't end well."
"That is true," he looked at Kenny. "How about Clem and I find a boat, you stay here."
Me: This is for you Abel! (Lights Clementine's butt on fire)
"FUCK!" Clementine screamed. "You motherfucking piece of shit! Shit! Shit!"
"I gotcha Clem!" Lee threw a bucket over water on her.
"Thanks, Lee." Clementine sighed in relief.
Ladies and Scumbags! It is time for our first ever Pepsi drinking contest! The winner shall receive a Brand new car a pirate ship 10 million dollars And an all expense paid trip to Mexico! Our contestants are Clementine Able CJ Lee Carver Kenny Carly Lilly James Rebecca Violet Louis Marlon and Bill Murray! Wait Bill Murray!?
Bill Murray: Hi Everyone.
Oh and to make this contest more interesting One of the pepsi's is loaded with a very powerful diuretic and all of the bathrooms have been blocked off! Good luck to whoever gets it!
(The diuretic is in Clementine's Pepsi)
"Try not to wet yourself with excitement!" Duck laughed at Clementine.
"You shut up, hickie monster!" Clementine snapped with cut Duck's laughter off short. "Yeah you'd better shut up!"
"That wasn't funny and you know it!" said Duck. "I was lucky I escaped from that. Your ex-boyfriend is stronger than he looks!"
"Ugh I hate pepsi!" groaned Kenny. "But the reward is tempting me."
"I don't think I can drink all of this," CJ winced at the site of the large stacks of pepsis lined up for the contestates.
"I guess you don't want that prize money then," said Violet. At the same time, she couldn't help but to agree with CJ. This was WAY too much for any of them.
Alright everyone take your seats so we can get this over with.
Everyone sat down at separate tables with 10 pepsi cans in front of them, which would be replaced once they finished a few cans. Beside them were tall bins they were suppose to throw their cans inside of once they were finished drinking. Most of the contestants stared nervously at the sodas in front of them, knowing this was not going to end well for any of them.
Oh your mark...get set...GO!
Everyone quickly picked up a can, popped it open, and chugged it down. Within a minute, Clementine could feel the drug working in her system. She tightened her legs, hoping she could make it to the end as she really wanted that pirate ship.
"Oh god this is nasty!" groaned Rebecca, who wasn't a fan of the beverage. Just a drop of the soda was enough to make her gag.
"Shut up and drink, woman!" shouted Alvin over to his wife from the stands. "We need that million!"
"You shut up! Don't tell me what to do!" Everyone in the contest ignored him. The less talking they did, the better their chances would be. "I don't see you trying to enter!"
"If I was invited, I would've!"
'I don't feel bad for her,' thought Lilly as she tossed her can into her bin. 'Let the fools argue. Less competition for the rest of us.'
After 15 minutes, the horn blew signaling the end of the competition. After a count was done, the results were display on a board. In order it was: Kenny, Lee, Violet, Louis, Bill, James, Clementine, Abel, Marlon, CJ, Carley, Lilly, and Rebecca.
"Damn it Alvin!" Rebecca glared at her husband. "This is all your fucking fault!"
"My fault? Bitch, nobody told you to stop drinking!"
"You were talking to me!"
"You didn't have to talk back!"
"Of course the drunk won!" said Jane. "He spends his whole day drinking so this was child's play."
"Well this drunk is rich!" Kenny laughed at her. "So hate all you want, ho!"
"So...close!" groaned Lee slamming his fists onto the table causing the few cans there to fall onto the fall. "Damn it!"
"What's that smell?" CJ sniffed the air.
"Shut up, CJ," Clementine hissed.
Clem) How dare that bastard/bitch call you a bitch! Here's a shotgun go find that mofo
"Oh thank you!" she grinned with a gleam in her eyes. She paused. "Now how do I leave without anybody seeing me..."
Lee) Your not disturbing here *Hands him a VIP pass to a strip club*
"Oh hell yeah!" he left out of the room, practically skipping as he ran off.
Tommy) I think it's time you go back home *Snaps fingers and Tommy is back in the f13 universe* Don't worry ladies here's a souvenir to remember him *Gives Carley a 17-inch golden dildo
Carley: It's the correct size too!
"What the fuck?!" said Bonnie. "Is he part horse?!"
James) I got you an undead sex slave
James (Excitedly): Where?
Points behind James who spots Savini Jason glaring down at him
"Oh hell yeah," Everyone looked at James in disgust as his eyes wandered all over the man. "This'll do."
"This is what the world has come to?" Rebecca looked on worriedly as James began talking to Jason about guess the fuck what. "You can't find a man so you fuck zombies?"
"No. James is just disturbed," said Clementine. "Hell I'm sure there's plenty of guys to fuck but he wants rotten zombie ass."
"At least he's not denying it anymore," Violet winced as he lead Jason away. "I'm glad I'm not that lonely."
Abel) How dare they hurt Clemmy because of you *Slams Pickaxe into the side of his head*
"Yeah how dare you hurt me!" she kicked Abel in the side as he laid bleeding on the floor.
Lee) *Cuts off his dick and throws it to zombie Abel, who eats it*
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" he screamed.
Clem) Shows her Luke tied up to a wheel as Micheal Myers spins it as fast as he can
Hands clem 50 throwing knives
Have fun
"I didn't know it was my birthday!" she giggled. "This is for dropping me, ya tool!"
"That was years ago!" Luke said, trying not to vomit from being spun so fast.
Leatherface: (walks into the room and gives Lee a fish and Clementine a pig head)
"Uh thanks?" Lee stared down at the fish.
"Y-yeah," Clementine smiled nervously.
My bad Savini Jason carries a trident not a pitchfork
Oooh. Interesting.
It's confirmed another season of twd is coming
Strangely I can't muster up enough of a damn to give. I guess I'm over the series judging by how much I don't care.
Finally I'm done! Now to wait until more reviews roll in. BTW, I do still plan on doing something with Jason/Scumbag Lee. I just want to think about how I'm going to do it.
*Kenny's line- *For anybody whose offended, had Kenny been in this season he'd say similar like that and you know it. Okay maybe he wouldn't have told him to go eat an Asian treat but you get what I meant. Plus I think this is the only time someone has ever referenced a stereotype aimed at Kenny, in this series or in canon.
*Clementine had an older brother originally but he was taken out of the game. Instead we got Lee which turned out great.