TO THOSE WITH INNOCENT MINDS, I'M GONNA SWEAR A LOT IN THIS CHAPTER!

30 reviews. O_O SHIIIIIIIT.

I'm just a terrible author, and I have 30 fucking reviews. Puts a smile on my face.

I'm gonna respond to the reviews, if you don't mind.

Cole x Jay story below if ya wanna skip this. :)

CHAPTER 1 REVIEWS (4)

Kai's Girlfriend: I'm a horrible person for doing that to Kai XD

HailsStorm: Eh.

(Already responded to SwimmerNinja)

Breana: Cheers!

CHAPTER 2 REVIEWS (2)

Kairocksrainbow: Cheers, me dears. ;)

Kairocksrainbow: Lol. And thanks for the compliment.

CHAPTER 3 REVIEWS (2)

(Me and SwimmerNinja replying to each other)

CHAPTER 4 REVIEWS (2)

Kairocksrainbow: Cheers.

Kai's Girlfriend: Lol. Thanks for the compliments! Aw! And I have read The Fire Within, Icefire, Fire Star, The Fire Eternal, Dark Fire and a bit of Fire World! And the guide. They're all REALLY good.

CHAPTER 5 REVIEWS (2)

Kairocksrainbow: Lol. Thanks for the cookies!

Kai's Girlfriend: Ooh... I'd watch it but YouTube won't work on my laptop! *cries* Thanks for the request! And of course I'd do it! *ruffles Baby Kai's hair* I have surrendered to the cuteness; command meh. XD

CHAPTER 6 REVIEWS (3)

Kairocksrainbow: Heh heh. I actually didn't meant to put Plasmashipping? Yeah, Plasma. Sorry, new to the shipping names heh heh... Thank chu!

icegirl75 or thesoniclove: I have, and loved writing it. CX (I'm new to those too XD)

Kai's Girlfriend: :D KAI I WANNA HUG YOU SO MUCH! *picks both normal and Baby Kai up and squeezes them into hugs* I PARADOX THE UNIVERSE! Seriously, in a role play I'm doing with someone some of the characters shouldn't even exist! *cough* Kasi and Kai *cough* - Yes one of my OCs is called Kai. Aw, that correction though *hugs Baby Nya* I do not love Lloyd enough to give him a hug :/ But since he'll get upset... *reluctantly hugs Baby Lloyd* Ah. I actually do like Jay. I mean, someone has to. *hugs Jay* Loads of hugs in this XD

CHAPTER 7 REVIEWS (3)

(Already responded to Guest)

Kairocksrainbow: Lol. I found Kaja is the female version of Kai... :) Wow, I'm getting fat... Better not eat dinner... Hm... Damn, I'm a horrible person...

Kai's Girlfriend: I see...

CHAPTER 8 REVIEWS (0)

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CHAPTER 9 REVIEWS (7)

:O

Breana: Done and dusted. ... SHIT I DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT! *cries*

ShinyShiny6: ... OMG... You... write... AWESOME FANFICS MAN... or woman... or transgender... Sorry... Anyway, thanks for the shipping names :D

icegirl75 or thesoniclove: Done, dusted.

Guest: Again, I thank thee. *bows, hand on chest*

Angel Star Ninja: Lol. Thanks.

Kai's Girlfriend: ... Thanks. :)

Angel Star Ninja: ... Is that a request? Cause if it is OH SHIT!

CHAPTER 10 REVIEWS (2)

icegirl or thesoniclove: I know... He is a human... who was poisoned by the Great Devourer... and then killed... Hm.

Kai's Girlfriend: Thanks, I dunno where it came from XD Lol. *hugs little Lloyd (I liked little Lloyd, he was a villain), puts on Scottish accent* Don't listen ta him, you're already corrupted laddy. XD

CHAPTER 11 REVIEWS (3)

icegirl75 or thesoniclove: I know B3

Breana: I'm on it!

Kai's Girlfriend: :D My favourite is Ravi. You know what that means! If I ever write a fanfiction about him, he's gonna get hurt! I love hurting my favourite characters!

Okay, Cole x Jay!

TWISTS AND TURNS

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Twister always gets you into awkward positions. Cole and Jay are no exceptation. 'Mild' hints of Bruiseshipping, ThinkFast and SmokeandMirrors (as ShinyShiny6 calls it). SHORT AS FUCKING FUCK.

After the Tournament, the Ninja were invited to the Noodle House to play Twister by Skylor, along with the other Elemental Masters. Of course, Kai was keen to go, yet denied his love for Skylor despite them almost kissing (even Zane shipped them). Zane agreed because SOMEONE had to look after Kai. Nya, Lloyd, Misako and Wu were also keen to go for reasons that were left unsaid. However, Cole did not want to go. They had to drag him there as he screamed like a banshee until Kai had confirmed there would be cake, which was also confirmed by Skylor.

It went well, despite Neuro and Griffin arguing in the corner about something. Probably something being in the wrong place, as Karloff said. Karloff, Shadow, Griffin and Neuro shared a flat, and at times it got hard when they had their arguments. Apparently Griffin and Neuro were dating, and things were usually fixed, forgiven or forgotten when Griffin began to kiss Neuro passionately. That was what was happening now.

Jay rolled his eyes and blocked Lloyd's view with a smirk.

"Hey!"

Jay giggled as Lloyd swatted him away with an annoyed smirk on his face.

"Who wants to play Twister?" They heard Ash ask, pulling the game out of its box. He kissed Camille on the lips as passionately as Neuro and Griffin, discarding the box and pinning her to the wall as they continued.

"No longer shall this be Chen's Noodle House," Jay joked, "It shall be Place for Passion." Cole's hand made contact with the back of his head. "Ow!"

"Be quiet, Smurf." Cole grabbed Jay's tongue and pulled it gently as the Lightning Master stuck his tongue out.

Jay made some noise that may have been a 'hey!'. Cole laughed.

"I'm up for that game of Twister!" He called as Skylor set it out. "What about you Smurf?" He let go of the tongue, wiping his hand on his jeans (they'd all changed into normal clothes) with disgust.

"Ugh, fine, since no one else seems to want to." Jay walked to the game and helped Skylor set it out. Cole just couldn't be bothered. He turned his head toward the two couples. Neuro and Griffin had stopped kissing and were sitting in one of the booths, sat side by side, Griffin fiddling with Neuro's hair, whispering in his ear. Presumably flirting, because Neuro would either giggle quietly, slap his wrist gently or blush deeply.

"Yo Cole!"

Cole smirked as he went over to Jay, ready to play Twister.

"You ready to be crushed?"

"Nah, don't think that's gonna happen."

"Hmph."

Twister progressed for five minutes.

Toxikita spun the spinner. "Jay you gotta put your left hand on the red circle." This meant to keep balance, Jay had to put his arm over Cole's large stomach (probably from eating so damn much) to put in on there.

Karloff spun the spinner the next time, and Jay glanced up to see Griffin take Neuro into passionate kiss yet again. Ash and Camille were nowhere to be seen. Maybe...

"Cole have to put right hand on green circle." Cole groaned and began to lift his arm. His poor little left arm couldn't take the weight, causing him to crumple to the floor, crushing poor little Jay at the same time.

To add insult to injury, Cole was looking down and Jay was looking up...

Well... let's just say the Elemental Masters now also ship Bruiseshipping.

TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/TAT/

Well. That was somewhat... I dunno...

Yes. I ship ThinkFast. The only reason I added them in was because I needed a reason why Griffin and Neuro weren't paying attention. And no. Ash and Camille didn't leave to do it. Instead they went home and watched a movie. :P God, just because I'm writing a dirty fanfiction doesn't mean EVERYTHING I write is going to be dirty. Sheesh.

I have at least one request. I will do people OTHER THAN THE NINJA. Mailman, Serpentine... heck, I could write a story about Chen and Clouse talking in the Cursed Realm XD. I need to write that at some point. Lol.

Anyway, I'm out.

#God's Not Dead!

Yes, I am a Christian. I bet you were all thinking that I don't believe in God, but I grew up knowing him. Stereotypes, man, stereotypes.

Anyway...

#God's Not Dead!