While Mimi was wandering around aimlessly, she found a pure red Pokeball.
"Ooh! I wonder what's in here!"
She pressed the button and a massive golden llama looking thing came tumbling out onto the ground, sleeping.
"Wow! What's this Pokemon? Maybe Elio knows what it is."
She walked up the mountain back to the observatory.
"Hey Elio! I found this llama thing when I was out. What Pokemon is this?"
Elio's jaw dropped.
"Th-tha-bu-bu...b...b..b..th..that…."
Selene and Sophocles walked into the room and started babbling incoherently as well.
"Wha-how-WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS ARE YOU DOING WITH WELL, ARCEUS?!"
"Arcewhat?"
"Okay, I know I should have programmed this information into you when I made you, but ARCEUS. IS. GOD. There is no stronger force in the universe than Arceus, because he created it. Period. Man, I never thought I would get to meet the god of the universe. AND he's shiny!"
"What's he doing here, then?"
"I really have no idea."
"Zzsnrk...why yes, I would like some more doughnuts…"
"Who said that?"
Everyone turned around and saw Arceus was wiggling around in his sleep with a little godly spit bubble inflating and deflating as he snoozed.
"He must be having a weird dream."
"Awakening?"
"Awakening."
Elio spritzed the Awakening in Arceus' face, popping his snot bubble and waking him up.
"SNRK! What the-SON OF A ****ING *****! IT GOT RIGHT IN MY ****ING EYES! WHY?!"
"You okay, Lord Arceus?"
"RASSAFLASSARATINGSONOFAMOTHER***ING-"
Elio grabbed a towel and wiped Arceus' eyes off.
"Aah...that feels SO much better. Thank you, Jace."
"Jace? I know no such person. I'm Elio, dude."
"What? Oh, I suppose he must have gone and dropped my ball somewhere. AGAIN. Anyway, as you know, I am Arceus, god of all creation. But, you may call me Fartass if you wish."
"The-The god of the universe….is named FARTASS?!" Sophocles said. He then doubled over laughing.
"Laughing at my name, are you? Well, let's see if you're laughing after this! JUDGEMENT: ZAP PLATE! HRRAAAAGH!"
A glowing void opened up over Sophocles' head and spat out countless shots of light. When the smoke cleared, Sophocles was covered in soot and his hair was sticking out funny.
"Pain." he croaked, and then keeled over backwards.
"Um, so Lord….Fartass, what are you doing here?"
"I believe I was hit by Spore with Jace, my disciple and trainer. He must have forgotten me when he was on his way to heal me. I thank your small, hyperactive child friend for finding me."
"Oh, I'm not a kid, Mister Arceus! I'm a robot! See?"
Mimi popped off her own head and threw it with such accuracy that it ricocheted about the observatory for a bit, then landed back on her neck.
"Ta-da!"
"Impressive! Sometimes, human technology gets a good chuckle out of me."
Suddenly a small portal opened up. A black Trainer clad all in white walked out of it. That trainer was me
"THERE you are, dude! I've been looking all over for you!"
"Excuse me, but...who are you?"
"Why, I am the almighty Jace Lindsay, of course!"
"Even more so than he is?"
"Er….Yes and no. You see, when I was 9, Arceus decided that when he died, a human should take over the universe as the divine creator. He saw I was pure of heart and chose me for this duty."
"Heh...duty."
"Now, now, let me finish. Arceus bestowed some of his powers on me, and I am his disciple, learning about the way the universe is run so when that fateful day comes, I can take up the call. Arceus lets me practice in something called the Tome of Reality, which makes whatever is written in it come true. This is called a fanfiction. In fact, I'm not even here, just writing the fanfiction as we speak!"
"Can you write about me getting Big Nuggets?"
"Oh, fine. But only because I like you!"
A pile of Big Nuggets materialized and crushed Elio.
"SCORE!"
"Alright, I suppose we best be going back to the Hall of Beginning. Bye! It was nice to meet you!"