Mummipokey was selling his usual junk as Pokemon's May from Generation 3 came up, wearing a ridiculous costume that looked like the pink colored cat Pokemon Skitty.
"What the?" Mummipokey gawked as he squinted at May. "Hey... you're that Haruka girl from Hoenn. May, isn't it?"
"Who is May? I am… SKITTY WOMAN!" May exclaimed triumphantly, posing as she proclaimed her profession, being dubbed 'Skitty Woman'. "I am the defender of all that is good and feline! I stand for Skitties, Skitties, and cute wittle Skitties!" She meowed like a Skitty afterwards.
"...Right." Mummipokey murmured as he shook his head. "Anyway, the got the perfect thing for you, kid." He then pulled out a statue of a shiny black colored Rayquaza, which was cheaply made. "This special trophy was carved in the depths of the Grumble Volcano by the skeletons who witnessed the shiny Rayquaza coming down from the heavens to grace the volcanic wasteland. It truly is something beyond the eyes can see. Its worth exceeds its actual size."
"I'll gladly take it!" May exclaimed as she raised her right hand, placing her hands on her hips. "And how much does Skitty Woman have to pay you, you awkward mummified cactus?"
Mummipokey smirked as he moved his body faster. "Well, seeing that you're a super heroine, I'd wager... three hundred and sixty five dollars."
May's jaw dropped as she had a shocked expression on her face, her right eye twitching as Mummipokey chuckled, willing to sell it at such a high price.