LA, LA, (LOOKS AT CLOCK) OH CRAP ONLY (LOOKS AT WATCH) FOUR DAYS, EIGHT HOURS, 15 MINUTES, AND 8, 7, 6, SECONDS UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS, MAN I BETTER WRITE FASTER, WELL I AM GOING TO WRITE DURING SCHOOL, BUT IT PROBABLY WILL BE EVERY OTHER DAY, SORRY, I'M GOING TO BE AN EIGHTH GRADER THIS YEAR, WHICH MEANS, (SNAPS FINGERS) I'M A SENIOR AT MY SCHOOL, I GET RESPECT AND MOST OF ALL EVERYONE WILL HAVE THEIR EYES ON US. THAT'S RIGHT THERE WILL BE DANCES FOR US 8TH GRADERS, CEREMONIES, AND PROMOTIONS TO BECOMING THE YOUNG ADULTS WE ARE, EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE TINSY WINSY THING, I'M SHORT! I LOOK LIKE A 6TH GRADER, WITH 8TH GRADE EYES! A 10TH GRADE CHEST, AND 9TH GRADE KNOWLEDGE, I'M GOING TO BE 14 IN A MATTER OF TWO MONTHS, AND I HAVEN'T GROWN AN INCH, WELL MAYBE AN INCH, IN THE LAST FOUR MONTHS, BUT I WAS 4'1 TO 5'0, THEN BACK TO 4'6, I'M SHRINKING. ANYWAY I GUESS YOU WANT TO READ THE STORY, OKAY, OKAY, WAIT DID I JUST TELL YOU MY AGE, I GUESS I DID.........

ONE HOUR LATER:

"Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow............" Beast Boy said.

"You can stop saying wow, it's not like that's the first time we done it." Raven said, from the other side.

"Yeah, but this one was longer then all the other times we've ever done it. it probably was like for five minutes, then ten minutes. I mean wow." He said. Beast Boy looked at her and smiled.

"I want to smile too, honey, but I can't, not after the joy I have been having for the last three hours, I need to calm down, and meditate." Raven said. "Or otherwise something will explode, like you."

"I know, I know, you told me this a thousands times, when you get too excited we got to stop, so you can meditate, and so I don't blow up." Beast Boy said. "I know, I've married with you for six years now, and I known you since before. Okay now just get your meditation over with.....so we can be kids again."

"Okay, I don't want to, but I have to." Raven said, getting out of bed and putting a robe on. She sat in the middle of the room, and got into her Indian position, and closed her eyes, put her hands out, and she floated up. Saying her three words. "Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos........."

Beast Boy just turned on the light, and got a book, and started reading it. (I know, Beast Boy with a book! The world is coming to an end! But hey, just because they act like kids, they still are an adults, and by now Beast Boy has discover his brain, well the right side, he can read now! But he only does when the games are off limits, or when Raven is meditating, and is waiting until she is done)

A half an hour later, Raven came back to reality, and Beast Boy put down his book. She looked at him, and stand up, and slowly took off her robe.

"Now where were we?" She said, as she eyed him, and he nod.

"Is anyone here!" A voice cried out. Raven looked stunned, and quickly put her robe on. She then walked outside seeing Robin and Starfire together waiting in the living room.

"Yeah, someone is here." Raven said, coming up towards them. "Why do you ask?"

"Well we wanted to tell the team something. I guess we can tell you now." Robin said.

"Could you hurry up, I was in the middle of something." Eyeing them, and them seeing what she meant. "I mean the tower was empty, and we haven't had some in a long, long, long time. We couldn't even do it on Valentines Day. So what's the bog news?"

"No, it probably would be better if the whole team was here." Robin said. "But we can tell you this much, the baby Starfire is having......."

"Yeah?"

"It's mine!" Robin said.

"Hmm........." Raven said.

"You don't look too happy though." He said.

"No, no. It's just that I can't show emotion, you know that, but I meditated, but I'm saving all the meditating stuff, for (Looking at the hallway) for Beast Boy. I just don't want to waste it now. But that's great. And it will stop the arguing so I can sleep at night."

"About that," Robin said. "We're very sorry for causing you discomfort."

"We wish to make it up to you." Starfire said. "Like treat you, when you had the triplets, we were helpful then. We are here now to help. Tell us what do you want us to do friend."

"Leave," Raven said. "I'm sorry that was too harsh, it's just that Beast Boy......"

"And you haven't had some in a long time." Robin said. "We understand. Star and I will go up to the roof. We'll call Cyborg and the triplets to stay away from the tower or go out. We'll be out of your hair." Robin said.

"Have the nice Earth sex Raven, did I say that right?" Starfire asked, Robin and Raven had sweat drops.

"Ah, I'll explain to you Star, that not everything you hear from Cyborg and I should be said in front of them." Robin said, and they walked out the door.

"Finally." Raven whisper in relief. She walked back to the bedroom.

The next day the triplets went to school, Robin and Starfire decided to wait until that night to tell the team about their news, so they went out to places so they could rest and stuff, Cyborg decided it was time for him to get a job since he was living off of Beast Boy, with his work money and stuff. None of the team wanted to admit it, but Beast Boy was the one who was paying the bills and such, everyone else hasn't even think about getting a job, except for Raven who was just in college, on her way to a job. And Raven and Beast Boy woke up next to each other, Beast Boy waking up, and Raven working on her assignment for college, on her laptop, with her glasses on.

"Did I wake you, sorry honey, I was just working on my story." Raven said. "Man I hate these glasses. They get so annoying, I have to blow on them, so I can see clearly, and they look really dorky."

"I think they look sexy." Beast Boy said, Raven looked at him.

"I don't know, to me I think I look fat."

"God, don't be one of those women who say, 'I look fat', and stuff. You're not fat."

"I was just saying because I'm pregnant with a demon and such, I should gain 10 pounds by now." Raven said. Beast Boy got up and got dressed, and sat next to Raven.

"I have to go to work today." He said.

"Okay, isn't that what you do everyday?"

"I mean, I have to go to the studio." He said, Raven looked at him.

"Why?"

"'Cause I have to file my report of the two games I have been playing, I have to go up to them and turn it in, and then they'll give me another game, I'm gonna go, so that means you're going to be alone."

"All day?" She asked.

"I'm afraid so, but as soon as I give them the report and they give me the game I'll come home as fast as I can. It might take a while though, but as soon as you need my assistance, call me up, you know on the communicator." Beast Boy said. "Cyborg is out looking for a job, and Starfire and Robin are just out, and you know the triplets are at school so. I have to go honey, bye." He said.

"Bye," She said. "I love you." And he gave her a little goodbye kiss on the lips.

"I love you too, remember call me." He said she nodded. And Beast Boy walked out the door.

Raven went back to her typing.

'......She reddened his walking as he slowly made his way to the ball.........'

Beast Boy walked into the studio and showed the guard his pass, and went to the front desk.

"I'm one of the tester's for 'Crash Bash II: Ultimate course', I'm here to drop off the report." Beast Boy said to the pretty lady behind the desk. She had brown hair, and looked like Avril Lavigne with those clothes.

"'K," She said, while reading a magazine, and blowing bubble gum. "Just wait over there and if possible then they will see you in (Looks at watch) about an hour or two."

"An hour or two? I have to get home fast, my wife is pregnant with a demon!" Beast Boy said, the lady looked at her, and so did five other people. "Raven, from Teen Titans." He said, and everyone said 'Ohhhhhh.....'.

"I'm sorry Mr. Black Bird, (From the first one, that's what their last was) but um, the boss is busy right now, he's talking with the other tester's. I wish I could hurry it up," The lady said. "And believe me, Raven is my favorite, as you can plainly see (Showing him her clothes) but it takes an hour for a client to see the boss, whether or not you have an appointment." She said.

Beast Boy sat down, and called his commuicator. The little tone on the communicator (The Teen Titans theme song I think, I don't know) was ringing on Raven's. She picked it up, just almost done with her story.

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey. Here's the thing, it's going to take longer then you think, I have to wait at least an hour before seeing him." Beast Boy said.

"Oh crap, well did you tell them about me?" She asked.

"Yes, but the lady said she couldn't, the boss was busy, and I can't move for an hour, so um....you can watch TV or something. It might be longer then an hour, I have to drop it off, and then wait in line for my next game. And then get my pay check." He said.

"Well, alright." Raven said, looking a little worry. "I'll wait for you, bye, I love you." She went back to her work, she was fine for a while, but then got that shooting pain, and coughing up blood again. "Crap, gotta call Star......fire, and.....Robin." She said, from the edge of the toilet.

"Hello?" Robin asked from the other side.

"Get your ass over here now!" Raven yelled.

"Who is this?"

"Who is this? Don't you have a little TV thing, it's Raven, and I need your help." Raven said.

"Oh I'm sorry Raven, well where's Beast Boy?"

"Beast Boy is off at work, and Cyborg is looking for a job, and I'm home alone at the edge of the toilet seat, coughing up blood and such, I need you and Star to get down here, and..........."

"Say no more." He said, and hanged up.

About five minutes later Starfire and Robin got to the Titans Tower and went upstairs trying to find Raven. Starfire then search at one spot and screamed. Robin rushed up to her.

"What is it Star?" He asked.

"Raven is in there, the bathroom covered in blood and she is not moving." Starfire said. They went into the bathroom. And Raven was there lying on the floor, still breathing, but cover in blood from head to toe.

"Well Star she has been coughing up blood, so you can't tell if she's dead or she if was tired from coughing up so much." Robin said.

"True." She said, Raven slowly opened her eyes. "Raven you are still alive."

"Yeah, although I wish I was dead, I must have passed out." Raven said. "I needed help because I can't get up."

"What do you mean you can't get up?" Robin said.

"Meaning my legs don't work, that they don't move so I can't move, I'm stuck on the floor." She said. "You remember that time where I was pregnant with the triplets that I couldn't get out of bed for two weeks? Well I was only pregnant with half demons, but this is 100% demon so this is harder. I just can't move, Beast Boy left, and I didn't realized until now that it's the time part of the pregnancy where I can't MOVE! Well just my legs." She said.

Robin and Starfire carried her to the living room, and set her on the couch.

"Here's a blanket." Robin said.

"And I will make what Earthling's called 'Tomato soup' and some of your erbal tea." Starfire said.

"It's 'herbal' tea, with the 'h'." Raven said.

"Well didn't I say that?" Starfire said.

"No—yeah, yeah you did." Raven said. It became 5:00 at night, and still no sign of Beast Boy. "Where is he?" Raven cried out.

"He'll be here." Robin said. "And when he gets here, Star and I can tell you guys our news." Cyborg, and the triplets already were home. Playing or doing whatever.

"Maybe you guys can go out tonight too?" Raven said.

"You guys had the tower for three nights now. We're not made of money Rae, maybe you two can just be quiet with it." Robin said.

"Yeah right! Like they're ever quiet!" Cyborg yelled out. "And you'll know when Beast Boy is getting good, Raven might be quiet, but under the covers she's—"

"Cyborg shut up!" Raven said. "So I have I little problem with my voice.... in my room."

"Yeah, I don't want to hear it really." Robin said.

"Well are you going to tell us your news?" Cyborg asked.

"No now."

"Well okay, you know that one night where you thought elephants were on our roof.........." Cyborg said.

"Shut up!" Robin said. "La, la, la I'm not listening!" Robin said covering his ears.

"And that one time you thought you heard snakes in your bedroom?" Cyborg said. Raven threw a pillow at him.

"I'm home!" A voice cried out.

"Beast Boy!" Raven said, jumping up, then fell down because she realized that she couldn't walk, so Cyborg picked her up and walked downstairs. They came to the door, and Raven somehow jumped out of Cyborg's arms into Beast Boy's. "Oh honey I missed you. While you were gone I stopped walking."

"What?" Beast Boy asked.

"Well not permanently, just from being pregnant, I can't move my legs, I've been on the couch all day." Raven said. "Oh, and we can't use the tower tonight, so no any of this tonight. So why were you gone so long?"

"Because after I got my pay check, which was more then I expected, I thought the tower would be off limits tonight too, so I rented a motel, a hotel, I don't know, a room where we can have a one-day vacation from the children and such. I'm not gonna work tomorrow, you can relax on the school work, and we can just spend the day doing anything you want to do. Or spend the night doing ANY thing you want to do." Beast Boy said.

"Oh baby," Raven said. "But before we go, Starfire and Robin want to tell us all something."

"Okay, oh I forgot (Kisses her on the lips)." He said. And they walked up stairs.

"Is everyone here?" Robin said.

"YES!" They all said.

"Are you sure?"

"Robin the triplets are here, you and Star are here, Beast Boy and I are here, and Cyborg is here." Raven said. "Yes, now tell us already, Beast Boy's getting tired of holding me."

"He can just put you down." Robin said.

"Oh no, trust me Robin when you pick up a girl you never want to put her down." Beast Boy said, and Raven made a grring noise. Everyone, including the triplets had sweat drops on their heads.

"So like I was saying," Robin said. "You all know that Starfire's baby is mine, so after we knew that, we decided......."

"Just get on with it!" Cyborg said.

"Starfire and I are engaged!" Robin said. Raven and Beast Boy were probably the only one's cheered, Cyborg did cheered but said first 'Finally', and the triplets looked confuse.

"What is engaged?" Americas said.

"Remember what we talked about honey?" Raven said. "It means they're going to get married."

And the triplets were like 'ohhh.....'.

"When?" Cyborg asked.

"We didn't want to steal Beast Boy and Raven's thunder so we were thinking around Thanksgiving day, because Starfire is a thanking and forgiving person, Raven had her Halloween now Starfire wants Thanksgiving." Robin said. "Now I'm a little poor right so I don't have an engagement ring, but I'll get one."

"That's great! Can we go now?" Raven asked.

"Sure," Robin said. "I don't want to hear elephants on the roof again."

Beast Boy looked at her.

"Cyborg." She whispered.

"Ohhhhhhhh......" He said. And carried her out to the motel, hotel, whatever place.

OKAY A LITTLE TRASHY ON THAT ONE BUT OH WELL.