September 21, 2012

Lincoln was laying down on a rooftop, wearing his full Spider-Man gear and with the hood on, the kinda sorta funny thing is, he was wearing headphones as he wore the hood and mask, that's like two layers of cloth, how is he going to hear the music?

Anyways he was laying down on the roof as mentioned, he did that due to the fact that he was bored, today was different. There was lot less crime in Queens than he expected. He wanted to fight crime so he could get noticed by the Avengers so he could join the team. However, while he was listening, he nearly fell asleep but quickly woke up as he kept telling himself that he was on patrol and you can't nap on patrol.

Lincoln took off the headphones and he scanned the area with his own eyes, or in this case: Lenses. Lincoln then spotted a police car, with its headlights on, going full speed down a street.

"Finally. Some real action." Lincoln said to himself

Lincoln stood up, put the headphones in the improvised backpack he made from his synthetic webbing. Lincoln then jumped from the roof he was on to the next, he repeated until he stopped to see what the police stopped at:

Of all the places, it's a gas station being held up by a group of armed robbers with masks. Oh, he was sure it wasn't the most cliche and stupid thing to do, it's not like the whole police force of Queens would go to the holdup gas station.

However, it was held up no longer as it looks like Lincoln arrived late because the bangers with cliche guns got into a cliche getaway car and drove off.

But there was a reason Lincoln as Spider-Man was not just gonna stand there and hear someone cry. He was a superhero, not some freak dressed up as one of them. There in that car was about 3 of those damn robbers driving away with the money from the gas station they stole from. Still Lincoln ain't gonna stand there and be a goddamn menace so he does the devil's hand gesture with his left and the two middle fingers pushed the circle shaped trigger that was attached to the web-shooter, causing his the web to rapidly shoot out from the nozzle and hit the intended building, there Lincoln took it from there and he jumped off the roof of the current building he was in and he was swinging through the street, at this time he has gotten used to the web swinging and screamed in neither fear nor excitement.

Lincoln than as he was swinging far up into the sky, detached from the web and did the devil's hand gesture on his righty this time, causing the web to shoot to the right building making him swinging through the streets.

He did this repeatedly, going lefty and righty, lefty and righty until he caught up with the car filled with the dumbass robbers. Lincoln landed on the roof of the dumbass stupid ass car. This was lampshaded by the robbers as they hear the roof go:

THUMP!

As they were driving.

"What was that?" said one of the stupid robbers

"Ugh it's that Spider-Man freak, we might as well give up." one said as he heard this one story where the same situation they were in, Spider-Man was there

"Spider-Man!! Oh no!" Said another, as he has heard of Spider-Man too

Lincoln dived his left arm and grabbed one and literally threw him out the car, as the thrown robber hits the wall of an apartment building, Lincoln webbed him to that wall, preventing that guy to escape... At least for two hours.

One robber took out his AK-47 and moved his upper body out the window to attempt to kill Spider-Man. Lincoln prevented that shit by using both of his fist hands to punch the shit out of that robber's face, as the robber's felt dizzy and vision blurred, Lincoln chose the opportunity to web his entire upper body and he shot a web at one of those street lamp posts, then detaches the web from his shooter but keeps the end of web rope and attaches it to the back of the near unconscious robber. There the robber was sent flying and was hanging from the lamp post filled with webbing.

'Oh, I hope he doesn't get whiplash from that.' Lincoln thought

Shrugging that thought, he continued his mission. Two down, one to go. Lincoln did dis quickly.

Lincoln grabs the roof and then he jump kicks into the driver's window, the only robber felt the back foot of Spider-Man's sole that was attached to his tube socks so hard that the impact caused him to literally fly out the front passenger's window. Lincoln followed and landed on the roof again. The job now was to stop the car without it hitting anyone.

Lincoln jumps to the hood of the car, his front body facing the front window. Lincoln the uses the hand gesture again but this time with both hands using the gesture, causing both web shooters to shoot a web at buildings. Then he uses the strength in his legs to forcefully stop the car, the car slightly lifts from his strength and it was slowly stopping as it kept going...

However they went so far in a fast rate, the webs started ripped from the buildings, and when they did, Lincoln lost his balance and unintentionally backflips off the car and falls face first on the hard concrete sidewalk. The car, however, did stop, much to the relief of Lincoln, who could only lay on the sidewalk and pant in exhaustion... While there's either people who were cheering him on or people who don't give a shit and just walk over him.

Then a white rapey van came and stopped in the middle of the road where Lincoln is, it was either some old pedophile rapists or just some dumbass gunmen. Oh, Lincoln hoped it was rapists, so he could rip their dicks off as punishment for their crimes. But no it was dumbass gunmen. Lincoln stood up on his feet as the gunmen pointed their... Well guns at the little superhero.

"Well Shit." Lincoln blurted out

'It's bad enough that I have to fight these types of son's of bitches every day!' Lincoln thought

Two gunmen pointed their guns at Spider-Man, making him shoot his webs at the guns and pulls them away from the idiots and then he webs the two together, making a forced hug between the two. Then he frontflip kicks one in the face, making him fall to the ground unconscious... Presumably with some broken bones that were embedded in his skull. Next, he spirals flip kicks one in the neck, causing the one he kicked to drop down too. After which his spider-sense went off, warning him of the danger behind him. As soon as he looked he immediately dodged as one of the mooks shot at him.

Lincoln webbed the gun away from the mook's hand and he beat his ass with his bare (but fingerless gloved) hands and he beat all of their asses and webbed all up.

"Phew! Now that's dealt with, I'ma go off now."

Lincoln then goes web swinging off.

End of Chapter