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CARLISLE POV

Me and Esme were half way though our hunting trip when I remembered that the family had gone to therapy.

When I told Esme she was overjoyed.

I actually thought the family's issues were going to get sorted out.

I got my phone and dialled Edward's phone.

Bella answered on the second ring.

'Hello?'

'Hey Bella, where's Edward?'

'Well…uh how do I explain it? He's chasing Emmett round the house to stop him from painting his Aston Martin hot pink for the second time.'

'WHAT!!?' Esme shouted.

'Ok. How did the therapy go?' I asked.

'Oh it went –'she started to say.

'CATNIP!' Emmett shouted then he put the phone down.

'Esme, we're going home, AGAIN!'

ALICE POV

'CARLISLE AND ESME ARE COMING HOME!' I screamed the second my vision had ended.

It all happened very quickly.

Emmett stopped burying Edward and covered the broken window with leaves.

Edward got out the hover and tried to hover up the mess.

Jasper stopped playing on the play station and went into the kitchen to try and beat the new blender back into shape.

Rosalie dashed upstairs and tidied up all the bedrooms with vampire speed.

Bella carried on sleeping and I ran to the bathroom to tidy up the entire make up and put away the curlers.

We all ran downstairs art the same moment and gathered on the sofa acting natural.

'Kids.' Esme said calmly.

'EMMETT!' Carlisle shouted.

'Yes? You called?' Emmett smiled angelically.

'What have you done?'

'I haven't done ANYTHING!'

Carlisle eyed us all suspiciously.

'Where's Bella?' Esme asked.

'Upstairs asleep.' Edward answered. Rose bit her lip.

'What did you do rose.' Edward asked warily.

'Well … uh in think I kind of made the bed with her like … still IN the bed.' Rose explained.

Edward gritted his teeth.

Carlisle held up his hand.

'OK. Tell us what happened at the therapy sessions and then we will go back on our hunting trip' Esme said calmly.

'Well …. We got kicked out and the therapist said he'd had enough of our crazy family.'

Carlisle nodded. 'I don't blame him.'

We told him all about the session and he shook his head.

'Right we are going back on our hunting trip and if we have to come back again I will kill you. Apart from Bella 'cause she's asleep and not part of this family yet. Well legally anyway.'

Him and Esme walked away and the second they were gone Emmett pounced on Edward.

'EMMETT GET THE HELL OF ME!' Edward shouted

The house went back to its former messy state within a few seconds.

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'UM HELLO? WHY THE HELL AM I TRAPPED IN BED?!!!' we heard a muffled scream from upstairs.

'BELLA!' we all shouted.

'YEAH FINALLY REMEMBERED ME HAVE YOU?' Bella shouted.

Edward ran up the stairs to free her and came back moments later.

Bella sat down and Emmett ran in.

"I HAVE A GREAT IDEA!!!" I screamed.

I picked the camera up of the table and plugged into the computer.

I turned round and everybody was behind me.

"If I upload the videos on to a DVD then we can watch them!! I think we've got when we were on the big wheel and other times, like when we were in New York"

Emmett laughed. "Did you get me singing on camera Alice?"

"Sadly, yes."

When I'd finished uploading the videos, I put the DVD in the DVD player and sat down.

"Edward, go get Bella popcorn." Jasper said from across the room.

"Why?" He asked. "She doesn't want popcorn – She doesn't even LIKE salt popcorn!"

Jasper smirked. "I know"

"Jasper, you already tricked Bella into eating salt popcorn before; you don't have to do it again"

Jasper stopped smiling. "But it's funny!!" he whined.

Rosalie rolled her eyes and pressed 'play' on the remote control.

The first video was Emmett stamping on a leaf and me beating up a tree. We all laughed and then Emmett ran outside and came back in again with the leaf.

Only the leaf was still on a slab of grass.

Emmett had picked up a whole piece of the ground in order to show us the leaf.

"EMMETT!! I JUST HOVERED UP IN HERE!" Edward screamed.

Emmett threw the pile of mud and leaf into the corner.

Edward glared at him and sat back down.

The next video was of Emmett painting Edward's Aston Martin. Then Edward chasing Emmett round the garden. And Emmett running like a headless chicken.

When the video of the pool party came on, Emmett laughed when he saw Bella fall.

She threw a cushion at him and he threw it back.

It hit the play station. Jasper's beloved play station.

"YOU BROKE THE PLAY STATION!" He screamed and he jumped on Emmett and hit him over the head numerous times. Edward cheered.

Rosalie rolled her eyes and me and Bella cowered in the corner away from the mad men.

Rose skipped the video and Emmett threw the cushion at Edward, Which missed and hit Rosalie.

Rose screamed and threw it back at Emmett.

Pretty soon the whole family (apart from me and Bella) were fighting.

Well I say me and Bella weren't fighting – but that was before Emmett came back in from the kitchen.

"ARGH!! I HAVE EGGS STAY AWAY!" He threw and egg and it hit me.

I screamed and threw one of Esme's best ornaments at him.

It hit him and he looked round surprised.

"Wow. Be careful Emmett, the little pixie's after you now" Edward said. I glared at him and he laughed.

Emmett ruffled my hair and I bit him.

He yanked his hand away and ran into the corner of the room.

"OWWW!!! SHE BIT ME!! THE PIXIE BIT ME!" He yelped.

I laughed. "Yeah, don't mess with the pixie."

Rose put her hand on my shoulder. "That'll teach him a lesson. Though we better hope Carlisle doesn't find out. And we'll have to buy Esme a new ornament on top of a new window, another blender, a new computer, a new carpet 'cause that mud will NEVER come out." She sighed.

I laughed and Bella slowly emerged from under the table where she had hid when Emmett started throwing eggs.

I looked around and the house was chaotic.

Emmett was rocking back and forth in the corner cradling his hand, Edward was cleaning his piano and telling it will be ok, yes he was talking to the piano and Jasper was leaning over the play station mourning it.

I shook my head.

"We have a crazy family Rose. No wonder therapy didn't work"

She nodded her head in agreement.

I looked across the room and saw the camera. The red light was on. It was still recording.

I went over and was reaching out for the camera when some one else took it.

I looked up straight into Carlisle's furious eyes.

"We came back when we heard the noise. Lucky you caught it all on tape huh Alice?" Carlisle said through clenched teeth.

Esme was looking round the room in shock.

"Oops." Was all I could say.

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