Wild Warriors
(I think you've got the point by now)
Let's focus on Floss.
Floss was in the barn on a hayloft, sleeping with her kits.
When the Clan cats found her, she hissed, "Get away from my kits, you geeks!"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A GEEK!" Firestar yowled. "Geeks don't drink beer!"
Suddenly he noticed the kits.
Oh, goody! He thought. We get to make fun of the kits, too!
"What are your kits names?" Firestar asked Floss.
"Tooth, Brush, and Paste," answered Floss.
"Hey Floss," Graystripe jeered "Can't go anywhere without your tooth brushing tools? Gonna rule the world with your abnormally large teeth?"
Floss hissed.
"Lemme see those sucker teeth! Yea..." Sandstorm said.
"OMG!" she yowled when Floss bared her teeth at her. "THEY'RE SO WHITE YOU COULD BE A MOVIE STAR!"
Silence.
"You...you really think so...?"
"I don't see why not."
"All right then! Tooth, Brush and Paste will be my sidekicks! I will do a tooth paste commercial!"
Grabbing her kits, she sprinted out the barn.
"Wow," all the cats chorused.
"Guess we'll be seeing her on TV tonight." Firestar commented.