Kaitou Joker

A Vacation In Hawaii

"Are we there yet?" Rose asked, "It's been so long."

"Rose, we started three hours ago." Ai said. "Plus, Sky Scarlet can only go so fast."

"Three hours is a long time." Rose muttered.

"Not for phantom thieves, sometimes we need to have patience to strike, it would take days." Queen said, while sipping some juice.

"Try it with big brother, he never has patience. He can hardly wait for the drinks in a restaurant." Rose said, while landing a pillow on her head.

"Hey!" Shadow shouted while trying to play chess with King.

"She's right." King said. "But Hawaii is really far, we may take days."

"Aw! I'm bored!" Ai said.

"Why don't you hit Spade and Shadow with a frying pan again?" Queen joked. "Last time it was hilarious!"

"Hey, I got hit twice, okay?" King said. "Who'd believe that Jem would do that, ow."

"At least you didn't get magically lifted up when you're out, and you wake up everything which is anything on your body hurt." Shadow said.

"I said I was sorry! Geez!" Rose said, while she was lifting a pillow and threw it at Shadow.

"Pillow fight!" Queen shouted and threw a pillow at Rose.

Soon it was all chaos, and Jem was steering the ship, she didn't hear them because she had headphones on.

"Geez, I will never understand girls." King said.

"Same, I lived with Rose when we were kids, but I never get her." Shadow said.

"King, Shadow! What are you doing there? Get your butts over here!" Queen shouted and dragged them in.

"What?!" They both shouted, and before they can react, they were in the middle of the crossfire.

"Rose, I don't believe you can dodge forever!" Ai said, while throwing another pillow at her.

"I think I can!" Rose laughed.

"Not this time!" Rose heard someone say behind her. She turned around but it was too late, she was face planted by a pillow once again.

"Ha!" Queen laughed. "Got you!"

"Well, revenge is best served cold." Rose joked, and she raised all the pillows and aimed it at them.

"Hahaha!" Ai and Queen tried to run but they got hit. "Aw!"

"What's going on?" Roko and Hachi asked King and Shadow. "Looks like the girls are having a war."

"They're having a pillow fight." King answered.

"What?" Roko seems surprised. "I thought Queen hated them."

"Me too." Shadow said lazily. "Where's Jo… Jem."

"In the steering room." King said.

"I'm getting her!" Shadow said, and ran there.

"Oh no you don't!" King said, also chasing after Shadow.

They reached the steering room and found Jem there, she was on the wheel and didn't seem to notice them.

"Jem, I said in my notice, you will be mine!" Shadow shouted, but Jem didn't even seem to flinch.

"Shadow! She's mine!" King said, while tackling him to the ground.

They ended up fighting each other worse than the girls, and Jem is still not responding to the noise, in fact, the rest of the phantom thieves came to check on what's wrong.

And they found Shadow pulling King's hair and King pulling Shadow's cape. But King managed to get his ice gun out, but he missed, and it ended up shooting the glass next to Jem.

She turned around and took her earphones out, "Hey, what are you two doing here?". They both collapsed. "What?!"

It took a while for things to finally settle down, everyone was laughing at King and Shadow, except for Jem.

(If you guys ask me how Jem can do those things, she lost her memories but not her skills)

"What happened between you two?" Jem asked.

"They like-" Before Queen can finish, her mouth was covered by the two.

"Sh!" King whispered.

"Whatever, last time I think I saw a birdman, he can fly, am I going crazy?" Jem said.

Ai and Queen looked at each other, should we tell her that she lost her memory because of that yawning jerk?

"I don't know, you were sick before you lost your memory, so I think you're okay now." Ai said.

"Speaking of which, we're in Hawaii!" Hachi said, while looking out of the window.

"Queen, Ai, Rose, we need to change!" Jem said. While pushing them to her room.

"Sure! King, Shadow, you might want to change too." Ai said.

After a bunch of blubbering on what to wear, and King, Shadow still waiting at the living room.

The girls decided to wear matching blue swimsuits, and the diamonds as their earring.

They walked out of the airship and made their way to the beach, while King and Shadow was laughing at each other for wearing shorts.

"It's so nice out here!" Ai said, while getting the beach mat and the umbrella. "I hope it doesn't ruin our skin."

"Luckily I brought sun-lotion." Queen said as they began to apply the lotion to their skin, and that's when they see King and Shadow crashing down the airship.

"Let go of me!" King shouted, so does Shadow.

"Your hair's too long!" Shadow shouted.

"Same to you Shadow!" King shouted.

Shadow finally took out the suit and showed his long hair, apparently they got into a fight because King laughed at his hair.

"Do they always do that?" Jem asked.

"No, it used to be you." Queen said, while lying down.

"Nevermind about that! Who wants to go for a swim?" Ai asked, grabbing the three.

"Did you give us a choice?" Rose asked, walking to the sea.

"Last one there is going to take care of Hosshi!" Ai said, and they all ran there.

"Aw, but he's cute!" Queen said.

"Shut up and just swim for once will ya'?" Jem said and dived in.

"Wait, ow! Something bit me!" Ai said, holding her foot up. "Ah! It's a crab!"

"A crab?" They asked.

"Maybe we can barbecue it." Jem said.

"Yeah, crab meat is so juicy too…" Queen thought of crab dishes and she started to drool.

"Queen? Stop thinking about food and let's swim." Ai said.

Then they got drenched. "Haha! Got you!" Rose laughed. Then she was also drenched.

"Got you!" Jem laughed, they all are now splashing water at each other.

"Man, I really will never get girls." King said as he sat on the beach.

"Same here." Cyan (AN : Shadow) said.

"But you will get this." King said as he dropped sand on Cyan.

"Hey!"

And as usual, the started fighting again. Will they ever give up?

Meanwhile, with Inspector Oniyama, Ginko and Momo.

"We really need breaks like this often, sir." Ginko said.

"Yeah, I know, Ginko, I still can't believe we're in Hawaii!" Momo said.

"Shut up, you two! My Joker senses are tingling!" Oniyama yelled.

But the duo weren't listening at all, they were already sunbathing on the beach.

"Hey! You two! Are you listening to me?" Oniyama went forward but stopped. "The weather today is indeed splendid." And he joined them sunbathing.

Back to Jem, they were playing volleyball with a beachball, it's Jem, Ai, Queen and Rose against King, Cyan, Roko and Hachi.

"Take this!" Jem said as she pounds the ball to the enemy team.

"Not so fast!" Roko said, and using his sound wave to bounce it back, and Ai caught it.

"Oh no, you don't!" Ai smacked it back.

It went on like this for a few minutes, Queen, Jem, Hachi, King, Rose, Cyan, King again…

And it lasted forever, and when Jem was going to do the final blow, she hit it too hard and it went flying to a man's face, who was sunbathing.

"Oh! That's going to hurt!" Rose said.

"I'm going for the ball." Jem said as she tried to make her way there, but there was so many people.

She swiftly moved through the umbrellas like she did in the Phantom Thief Games, fast.

She quickly reached the man who she hit, and she found her ball. And the man woke up.

"Wha-" It was Oniyama, but Jem didn't recognize him, but he recognized her. Maybe.

"Oh, sorry, Mr." Jem said as she made her way back. "Did I wake you up?"

"Ow, my face." Oniyama rubbed his face, and he saw Jem standing in front of him holding a beachball.

"I'm sorry about hitting you." Jem said.

He looked up and found Jem, because his eyes are blurry, and he couldn't see straight, he thought he saw Joker, so he grabbed Jem's arms and started yelling, "Joker! You are so under arrest!"

Jem was complete not expecting that, suddenly this man just grabbed her hands.

"Hey! Let go of me!" Jem shouted. "What are you doing?!"

"Don't play games with me Joker! I know it's you!" Oniyama shouted.

"Ah! Get off me you pervert!" Jem said as she skillfully got off him and done a backflip.

"Inspector! What is going on?!" Ginko and Momo woke up from their sunbathing and ran to their boss.

"Ah! Help! Pervert!" Jem just kept shouting and pointing her hands at Oniyama.

Momo ran to her and asked, "Miss, what happened?"

"I accidentally hit his face with a ball, and he woke up and grabbed my hands!" Jem said.

"Inspector, is that true?" Ginko asked, crossing her arms on her waist.

But Oniyama vision was still blurry, he still saw that Jem was Joker.

(I know she's Joker but, one, girl, two amnesia, three, GET THE POINT)

So he still grabbed her arms and began tackling her. "You're under arrest Joker!"

"Inspector! Stop!" They both tried to get him off, but he's too stubborn.

"Ah! Help!" Jem yelled, trying to get Oniyama off her.

Queen and the others eventually heard Jem screaming and knew Jem was in trouble, they grabbed their weapons and reached her.

"Let go of her you filthy pervert!" Queen shouted, drawing her sword, but she did no menacing thanks to Oniyama.

"I can't get a shot!" Rose said, while trying to lift Oniyama up.

"Let go of her!" Shadow and King pulled Oniyama away, and the rest helped Jem.

"I'm going to arrest Joker!" He still kept shouting, not even Momo and Gink can stop him, so King had to freeze him.

"Thanks, Mr." Ginko said, while brushing the sand out of her.

"Mrs Jem, you okay?" Hachi asked, watching that Jem was pale now.

"Y-yeah, I'm-" Before she finished, she was knocked out cold.

"Ah! We need to get her to a hospital!" Ginko said.

"Hurry!"

After some time, of King and Shadow fighting again, Jem woke up to find King and Shadow dragging each other.

"Uh… What happened to me?" She looked at herself, she was in a hospital, and everyone except for King and Shadow, and Ginko and Momo was at her bed.

"You were out cold, no thanks to Oniyama." Queen said.

"Who's Oniyama?" Jem asked.

"The one who just harassed you." Ai said.

"You should be okay now, and we're so lucky!" Ginko sqeauled.

"To meet Ai in person!" Momo said.

And the duo just kept talking with Ai.

"Next time I see that low-life, I am going to kill him!" Jem shouted.

"Save a few for me!" Queen shouted.

"Let's rest a bit, and continue our vacation, okay?" Rose said.

"Yeah!"