Zombie Protection Agency
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Chapter 12: Resolution
Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, Spider-man, Felicia, She-Hulk, and Wolverine were reclining on lawn chairs. The emerald-skin powerhouse smirked,
"You know something, Cap. This is definitely one of your better ideas."
The group of heroes were watching the employees of the Zombie Protection Agency and the Slayers Protection Agency rebuild the mansion. Deadpool, who was carrying a two-by-four, groaned,
"Oh, come on. This is the insane author's solution!"
He yelled out,
"You lazy, good-for-nothing bastard! You're only doing this just to screw with me, Marvel's greatest property! My lawyers are going to hear about this! And, so will my agent!"
Chris looked to Taskmaster and asked,
"Is he always like this?"
Taskmaster nodded,
"Yep. He keeps thinking he's a fictional character or something."
The imitating villain held a hammer and pointed,
"Help me with this board, would you?"
Jill sighed, shaking her head,
"I can't believe I even agreed to do this. What was I thinking?"
Dante came up beside her,
"Well, you got me, babe."
A hard hammer blow came from Trish as she struck her boyfriend's head with a hammer,
"Get back to work, idiot."
Deadpool was in the middle of his rant,
"You're in the middle of completing this crack of a series! You lazy loser! The very least you could do is have Wesker show up! You would think that if zombies were running around, he would at least be in this piece of crap!"
At that precise moment, Wesker rode up on a motorcycle and, pulling out a paint ball gun, fired at Deadpool and the others. He then zipped away, cackling maniacally as he did. Deadpool glared ominously at seemingly a camera and growled,
"You are a dead man, you insane author. Right after I kill Wesker."
He pulled out his swords and cried out,
"FOR CHIMICHANGAS EVERYWHERE!"
The insane mercenary ran off in the direction of Wesker's bike. Jill shook her head,
"I am not going to stop him."
There was a crash and Chris and Taskmaster collapsed on top of each other, buried underneath several planks of wood.
Iron Man asked,
"Are you sure this was a good idea, Cap?"
Cap sipped some lemonade and shrugged,
"Relax, Tony. It's not like the mansion can get any more destroyed than it is now."
Doom walked by and said,
"When they are done here, I want them to repair my castle."
Iron Man grumbled,
"We know, Doom. We know. You need it repaired so you can take revenge n Reed Richards."
Doom yelled,
"RICHARDS! I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS! I SHALL KILL YOU SLOWLY, AND, WHEN I DO, I WILL FIND A WAY TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE, AND KILL YOU ALL OVER AGAIN!"
He was then hit with Thor's hammer and knocked unconscious.
End of Zombie Protection Agency