A/N: So so sorry it took me a long time to post this. Some delays occurred. I heard your request Destiny Willowleaf and I put Galacta Knight in the fanfiction. :3 I tried my best to put him in there. Sorry if it's short and not what you kinda expected. Enjoy this chapter.
Chapter 12: The Great Flower Race: Part 2
Kirby and Jigglypuff were together in a maze walking.
"I got the PURR-FECTO IDEA TO GET OUT OF THIS STU-PID SHITTY MAZE!" Kirby announced.
"What is it Kirby?" Jigglypuff questioned.
"We will puff above the maze and we will find the stupid exit right away!"
"Tsk Tsk Tsk."
"Ehh? What's with the Tsks?"
"Last year, remember?"
"…Oh…I…remember. Pit got a hole in his wings from a bullet when he attempted to fly."
"Mhm. Some ugly mess…"
Yoshi and Ganondorf were at the Flower Fields. Poor Yoshi, he had to carry Ganondorf like a horse.
"P-please…can you…get…off m-me Ganondorf?" Yoshi struggled saying his last words with one breath of air and his wobbly legs fell to the ground.
"And remember, it's Master Ganondorf. Your my slave horse thing. Hurry and get moving! Or no waffles."
"What's the point?…I won't be able to eat some waffles with your fatass on me."
"What was that?! Calling me a fatass?! GET MOVING!" Ganondorf happened to have a whip with him as he whips Yoshi's back and bum. Some of fangirls saw the terror and decided to tackle Ganondorf.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY YOSHI!" One fangirl screamed as she hit his head on the flowers.
"You monster!" One fangirl was stepping on his balls.
"YOU YOSHI MURDERER! You're going to pay!" Another fangirl was kicking his back.
Ten more fangirls decided come to beat up Ganondorf. Yoshi happened to be relaxing on a random beach chair with big sunglasses and a big jug of paki, with waffle strips, and popcorn mixed all together.
"Whoop! Go fangirls!"
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Peach and Zelda were lucky as they walked into the maze with lots of confusing routes and dead ends.
"Ugh. We're going up and down and left and right and circles and dead ends! I-I can't take it anymore! Let's quit Zelda. My feet are killing me." Peach whined.
"We are not going to quit. And plus you're wearing heels. Let's just keep looking." Zelda said.
As they were walking they crashed into drunk men.
"Well well well well WELL! If it isn't Zeach and Pelda. (Hiccup)." Drunk man 1 said.
"We are your biggggggest fans." Drunk man 2 said.
"That's great! And by the way it's Peach, not Zeach. And she's Zelda not Pelda."
"Peach! They are obviously fooling us and we're not fools…well you might be. And you men that looked drunk, what do you possibly want?"
"Uh…an autograph? Please! D-don't hurt me." Drunk man 1 hide behind drunk man 2.
"I DIDN'T DRINK TOO MUCH FLOWER SAKE THAT'S FOR SURE!
"Uh yea…" Zelda scratched her head.
Meta Knight and King Dedede
Meta Knight lost King Dedede after the slides. Now Meta Knight is in the Flower Maze.
Sigh, where is King Dedede? It's not like I care for his safety. Could this get any worst?
"Oh yes it can Meta Knight." A voice answered his questioned.
"I recognized that voice…come out."
A similar Meta Knight with a white mask and white wings appeared behind the thick flower maze parts.
"Hehehe…long time no see. Meta Knight. It is I! Galacta Knight!"
"What are you doing here?" Meta Knight said annoyed.
"Well…I am awesome and I heard about the Spring Festival. I just wanted to show you that I can kick your ass in any competition. Because I am awesome! Hahahaha! You look like shit as always. Hahahaha!"
A vein popped out of Meta Knights head. "Are you saying you're better than me?! I can kick your ass in any competition! Just watch me!"
"Oh really?! I'd like to see you try! BI-OTCH!"
That's when Galacta Knight broke the fourth wall. Meta Knight got his sword out swiftly.
"Defend yourself!" Meta Knight pointed the sword straight at Galacta Knight.
"OH! ITS ON!" Galacta and Meta Knight charged at each other as they clashed their swords. They mostly caught a lot of attention. Fangirls and fanboys cheered and screamed to the battle.
Samus and Snake in the flower fields.
"Looks like we ended up in the flower fields." Samus sighed as they kept on walking.
"Hmph. I'm going to do something about it." Snake grinned.
"And what do you mean by that?" Samus asked.
"You'll see." Out of nowhere Snake pulled out a gigantic grenade. Samus sweat drop.
"You're gonna get disqualified you know? And kill some people here."
"Hmph. Who cares. I'm just doing an experiment." Snake pulled the big pin with his teeth and pushed the grenade on a downhill. People were screaming and running when they saw a giant grenade rolling from a downhill.
KA-BOOOOM! The grenade almost blew up the whole field of flowers. Luckily nobody was around it. After the smoke cleared off they saw an underground factory with factory workers. Snake and Samus were surprised as they run towards the underground factory to take a look. The factory workers looked up that their shelter above them blew up. Plus they saw two people running towards them.
"OH NO! PEOPLE! Crap. WE CAN'T LET THEM IN! OR THE BOSS WILL GET MAD!" One factory shouted to this factory workers.
"It's too late! They are already in." Another factory worker pointed at the blonde haired woman and a dangerous looking guy.
"We have some questions to tell you." Snake said.
"How come you build a factory underground the flower fields?"
"We can't tell you anything until you fight us!" All of the factory workers have pistols in their hands.
"Shit…"
"Don't worry we will help you guys." Roy and Makato were above the underground factory. Including Donkey and Diddy Kong, Fox and Falco, and Pit and Captain Falcon.
The random ring announcer voice came out of nowhere in SSBB. "FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN 3…2…1…GO!"
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Bowser and Wario had to start all over with some people.
"Damn it! We have to start all over!" Wario complained.
"Heh, who cares lets just threaten people to win this competition. And maybe buy some ice cream with rocks on top." Bowser growled.
"I like your taste Bowser. Hey! Let's talk to that kid over there."
"Sure. Whatever." Bowser and Wario walked up to a custodian that works in the Spring Festival.
"Hey stupid looking man tell us how to win!" Bowser threatened.
"H-huh?"
"Don't give me that huh? Now spit it out!"
"If y-you say so." The custodian literary spit out a map that shows the whole Great Flower Race.
"EWWWWW…" Wario said grossed out.
"I was told to keep this a secret from Flowers but someone at least needs to know the secret about this place."
"Ehh? This could be interesting."
Ness and Lucas in the Forest
Ness and Lucas were being chased by fangirls until they fell into a secret under factory lab place thingy with lots of weird buttons.
"Where are we?' Lucas wondered.
"I don't know the future?' Ness guessed. Ness and Lucas crashed into a metal door right in front of their faces that says "Do NOT Enter'' with green goo all over it and with caution tape on the door. Ness and Lucas looked at the door with curious looks on their faces. They then looked at each other.
"Should we go in there?' Lucas looked back at the door.
"Of course we should go! I bet the prize is in there!" Ness encouraged Lucas as he grabbed his wrist. Lucas was really scared and sweaty. Ness opened the door slightly to see if anything is in there. The strange room was completely dark and it smelled like cow poop.
With baby steps, they carefully walked into the mysterious, cautious, smelly room as they step on the same substance which is the green goo.
"I don't think there is a prize in a place like this. Maybe we should turn back. It's really scary and dark." Lucas trembled with fear as he put his hands on Ness' shoulders.
"Don't be such a pussy. This is more interesting then last year. Hey! I found the light switch! And before I turn it on, hey Lucas can you stop breathing on my face because your breath smells like you eaten a gallon of onions and garlic and garbage for breakfast."
"W-what? How could I be breathing on your face when I'm right behind you?"
"…Good point…maybe your breath goes 360. You'll never know."
When Ness turned on the light switch, they saw a green gooey giant gross monster dripping green goo from its mouth. It has giant eyes with sharp teeth. It has hands and no feet. Ness and Lucas were paralyzed with fear.
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"Arghhhhhhhhh…" The green ugly monster respond.
"Is it time to scream and panic?" Lucas asked with fear.
"Um not yet I need to pee…"
"Take your time." The green monster said. "There's a bathroom in the hallway on your left."
"Ok thanks." Ness hurried to the bathroom and did his business. After that he came at the same position.
"Now?" Lucas asked the same question again.
"Yea…"
The two Earth Bound kids stared at the green monster. "You do the honors."
"Oh. Ok. (Noises of clearing throat.) Boo?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR FREAKING LIVES!" Ness and Lucas quickly dashed out the door and turned right to the long hallway following by a green monster chasing them.
