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(The Intro for the Total Drama After Math plays, and then it shows a small montage of the voted off contestants in the order of elimination)
(Theme Song)
Geoff- Welcome to total drama after math
Bridgette- Thats right, I'm Bridgette and this is Geoff
(Blaineley walks in the set of the show)
Blaineley- And I'm Blaineley St-
Geoff- Yo dude, we don't need celebrity has been on this show.
Blaineley- Do you know who I am?
Geoff- Yes I do, now get out
Blaineley- How dare yo-
Geoff- Security!
(The security picks up Blaineley and leaves)
Geoff- Good riddance
Bridgette- Ok then... We are here to bring all the juicy drama that has been stirring up in the show
Geoff- That's right and I for one can say I am stoked for this season.
Bridgette- That's right, now it's time to introduce our first contestant.
Geoff- Ok, so this contestant was high for most of the time he was in the competition, and managed to be the first one voted off the show…Please let's welcome Kevin.
(Kevin walks in the takes a paused to light up a cigarette and he smokes it, when he lets out a puff of smoke, it turns into a hand and waves to the audience, then the smoke flies towards Geoff and Bridgette.)
Geoff/Bridgette- *Cough, cough* (the smoke disappears)
Geoff- So Kevin what's up my man?
Kevin- (Puffs out smoke) Nothing much Geoff
Geoff- So dude, what the hell were you smoking? I mean isn't that stuff supposed to get on an endorphin high.
Kevin- (Puffs out smoke) Not what I was smoking, that shit made me sleepy as hell
Bridgette- Aren't you a little disappointed that you were the first one voted off?
Kevin- (Puffs out smoke) Nah, things happen for a reason.
Geoff- Ok now let's take a look back on your journey through TDHS.
(Geoff takes out a remote and presses a red button; the giant screen in the background shows a video of Kevin's run in the game)
(A tv comes on and it shows 4 clips, 1) He's seen walking off the bus on the first day, 2)You see him in the only confessional he did where he just puffs out smoke, 3)He's seen in the relay race challenge where he falls asleep, and 4)It just shows him heading down the stairs of shame and taking the Bus of Losers)
Bridgette-Well…not a long journey was it?
Geoff-Nope, but you do get the title for being the quietest contestant
Bridgette-Geoff, we gave that to B. from season 4
Geoff-Oh…guess you didn't get anything then
Kevin-(Puffs out smoke) It's cool
Geoff-Ok, well we have to move on please sit in the peanut gallery
Kevin-Cool
(He heads to the other side of the stage and sits in the first row of a multi-rowed couch)
Bridgette-Ok, our next guest is a perky little red head that stalked the boy she had a crush on this season and single handedly destroyed a stage set
Geoff-Welcome to the stage Leslie!
(Leslie walks out and sits in the interview chair as a couple applauses are heard)
Leslie-OMG, its Geoff and Bridgette, you two are my favorite couple from TDI
Geoff-Aw thanks
Bridgette-So Leslie, speaking of boys, you sure had a crush on Tyson didn't you?
Leslie-Oh totally, I mean how can you resist him Bridgette?
Bridgette-Sorry, but I already have the best guy ever
Leslie-But that's Tyson! When did you steal Tyson you monster!?
(Leslie jumped from her chair and attacked Bridgette until Geoff got Leslie off her)
Leslie-Stay away from my Tyson!
Bridgette-Leslie, I was talking about Geoff, my boyfriend?
Geoff-Aw, thanks babe
Leslie-Oh, sorry
Geoff-So, do you regret anything you did on the show?
Leslie-Absolutely not, I defended my man from the claws of evil girls trying to steal him
Geoff-But you two weren't dating
Leslie-You can't prove that
Bridgette-He talked about it in this confessional
(Geoff presses a button and on screen Tyson is seen in the confessional)
Tyson-I don't know what Leslie and Ren are talking about I'm not their boyfriend and I will never be their boyfriend
(The TV turns off)
Geoff-See?
Leslie-Oh he's just being delusional, he knows we're meant to be
Bridgette-So what was the worst part about your elimination?
Leslie-Well the worst was that I didn't get to spend more time with my Tyson and another bad thing was that he was left alone with the horrible Ren
Geoff-So I'm guessing you don't like Ren too much
Leslie-No way, she tried to steal my Tyson even though she knows he's mine
Geoff-Cool info, now let's look at your journey through TDHS
(Geoff once again turns on the TV and all that plays is a bunch of clips of Leslie fighting and yelling at Ren and her hugging Tyson and at the end its shows her destroying her teams stage)
Geoff-Looks like all you did on the show was fight Ren and stal- I mean hug Tyson
Leslie-Of course I had to
Bridgette-And why is that?
Leslie-Hello? Have you even been listening? Tyson is my boyfriend and I had to protect him from Ren, duh!
Bridgette-Ok it's time for some fan mail
Geoff-Oh I love this part
(Bridgette goes backstage)
Geoff-Kevin dude, sorry but you didn't get any fan mail
Kevin-It's cool, I don't care
(Bridgette come out carrying a sack and she pulls out a letter)
Bridgette-Ok, this first letter is from Maria in Florida
(She opens the letter)
Bridgette-Dear Leslie, it stalkers like you that make guys like Tyson scared to leave their home, please leave Tyson alone and get a new hobby you b-Ok! Next letter
Leslie-Well that wasn't nice
Geoff-(Opens a second letter) This is from Jake in Texas, Dear Leslie, you seem like a really nice girl and personally I'd like to meet you but one question, why did you like Tyson so much?
Leslie-Oh that's easy, ever since I laid eyes on my dear Tyson back on day one I knew he had to be mine and also, he was very nice
Geoff-Fair enough now the last letter
Bridgette-This is from Melissa in Alaska, "Dear Leslie, you're crazy and should be locked up for abusing personal space" oh…
Leslie-Aw I didn't know I was that hated
Geoff-Sorry dude, now go please sit with Kevin in the peanut gallery
Leslie-Ok…
(Leslie hung her head as she took a seat next to Kevin)
Kevin-(Pats her back) Hey, I'll be your friend
Leslie-Aw thank you
Geoff-Our next guest was one gullible dude and that's what ended up sending him here
Bridgette-That's right Geoff, give it up for Eddie!
(Eddie walked on stage as applause was heard)
Eddie-Hello everybody
Geoff-Hello there buddy, welcome to the aftermath
Eddie-Uh thanks, But I don't think any of the contestants want to be here
Bridgette-So I see you're still mad you got out huh?
Eddie-Well not too much, but I just thought I'd get further but instead I was voted off third
Geoff-Yeah, sorry about that man but do you know what got you out?
Eddie-Yeah, I made a mistake and my team overreacted
Bridgette-Uh no, but remember that day, when you asked Paul what the instructions for the challenge were?
Eddie-Yeah
Geoff-Well you were right man, Paul did lie to you
Eddie-What? But why?
Leslie-Because you're not as cute as Tyson
Eddie-Shut up Leslie, I can't believe Paul lied to me, I thought he was my friend
Bridgette-Well, guess he took advantage of that and got you voted off
Eddie-Obviously
Geoff-So, in your time in the competition, what was your favorite part?
Eddie-Hmm…Oh! Probably the second challenge where Zach, Paul, and me were looking for parts and Mike pelted Paul in the face with a tennis ball, hahahaha that was hilarious
Leslie-Hehe wish I could've seen that
Eddie-You should've
Bridgette-Yeah I agree
Geoff-But we did see that episode
Bridgette-Oh I know, I just agree that that was my favorite part too
Geoff-Hehe yeah, ok moving on, out of the three you were in, what was your favorite challenge Eddie?
Eddie-Oh definitely the relay race, it was awesome, and I won that challenge for my team
Kevin-Only cause I fell asleep
Eddie-That's your problem
Bridgette-OK, let us take a look at your journey through the show
(The TV comes on and it shows Eddie getting off the bus, getting zapped by Paul in the relay race while he's running, him in the gym in a headlock by Matt, Eddie freeing Mandy from his sack after catching her, and the last clip shows him leaving on the Bus of Losers)
Geoff-Look like you had a lot of fun on the show buddy
Eddie-Oh yeah, even in my short time there everything from the challenges to my teammates was a blast…well, except for Paul and Chef's food
Bridgette-True that
Bridgette-Ok Eddie, ready for your fan mail?
Eddie-Sure
Bridgette- Ok our first letter is from Carrie all the way from Alberta... it says " Dear Eddie, I'm so sorry that Paul managed to get you out, you were one of my favorites."
Geoff- Looks like you got a fan.
Eddie- Awwww thanks Carrie.
Geoff- On to the next one... This ones from Bert from Monteral, it say " Dear Eddie, you have got to be the biggest retard Total Drama has ever had. Who falls for a trick like that? Oh ya, that's right you do."
Eddie- Harsh
Bridgette- Last one, and this one is from Kyle from Texas, it reads " Dear Eddie, I think you and the other contestants that got out due to Pauls evil ways should create a leauge and destroy Pauls chances at winning."
Eddie- I will keep that in mind
Geoff- I'm sure you will and that's all the time we have for you, now please join the others over there.
Eddie- Sure.
(Eddie walks over to the couch joining Leslie and Kevin)
Geoff- What a cast?
Bridgette- Indeed and its now time to bring out our next guess.
Geoff- Thats right she is a sugar addicted super fan who managed to lose it for team when she lost her mind for the man leslie loved, give it up for Ren.
(Ren comes running out from back stage and she is head toward the multi-rowed couched, she takes a leap and she tackles Leslie, and then the two start to fight.)
Leslie-Get off me you whore
Ren- I'm the whore, I'm not the one going around and trying to steal Tyson.
Leslie-He was mine first now get off (Leslie kicks Ren from an angle that the bottom of her chin was hit. Ren falls off.)
Birgdette- Seceruity do something about this
(Sercurity pulls Ren and Leslie apart)
Geoff- Whoa, that was awesome, lets get a replay of that.
(the T.V in the backgroundturns and shows a slow replay of Ren and Leslie's fight. The replay keep showing until it goes to the part where Leslie Kicks Ren in the chin.)
Geoff-Oh thats gonna leave a mark ... lets get a replay of that.
(The T.V shows Leslie kick Ren)
Geoff- One more time
(the T.V shows the same video)
Geoff- One last time
(the T.V shows the same video, but after they play it, the videos keeps repeating over and over and over again until Bridgette takes the remote.)
Bridgette- Ok Geoff you lost your remote privalge
Geoff- Man
Brigdette-Moving on... so Ren what was your journy like during the show
Ren- It was awesome until that Alexa, told everybody to vote me off the show
Geoff- EEEEEE thats sucks to be you
Ren- Ya
Bridgette- Ok lets take a look at your journey in total drama highschool
(The T.V in the background turns on and shows Ren getting of the bus and then it shows a montage of her squeez tyson to death and fighting leslie, and in the end it shows her gets tossed towards the stairs of shame.)
Geoff- Hard time huh?
Ren- Ya... lets read my fan mail now
Brigdette- Im sorry to say but we are not reading or fan mail
Ren- what
Bridgette- We are going to have you play a game
Ren-What type of game?
Geoff- This
(A chair appears)
Bridgette-Oh Geoff not this
Geoff-Oh yes babe, this
Eddie-Get on with "this"
Geoff-Ren, please sit down in this wooden chair
Ren-Ok?
(Ren sits in the chair)
Geoff-All right, our audience may remember this show from season 2
Bridgette-AKA, the game that drove you nuts
Geoff-Relax it'll be fine
Ren-So what do I do?
Geoff-This is how it works, we ask you a question and you must answer truthfully cause if you don't then the giant hammer will take your head off!
Ren-What? Is this even legal?
Geoff-It sure is
Ren-All right, I got nothing to hide anyway
Geoff-Then let's start…
Audience-Truth or Giant Hammer!
Geoff-Ok, Ren is Tyson your boyfriend?
Ren-Definitely!
(The hammer swings at her but she ducks)
Ren-Whoa! I told the truth
Geoff-The machine don't lie
Leslie-Yeah Ren, Tyson's my boyfriend!
Ren-Shut up Leslie
Geoff-Next question, who do think was behind you elimination?
Ren-Probably Leslie, so she could steal Tyson
(The hammer swings at her but she dodges again)
Bridgette-How is she supposed to know that?
Geoff-I don't know
Ren-Wait, so it wasn't Leslie?
Eddie-Of course not, we kicked her butt off the show two episodes before you
Leslie-And then they kicked your butt off Eddie
Eddie-Grrr
Kevin-Hehehe
Ren-So who was it?
Bridgette-Take a look
(She points at the TV and then it turns on showing the Buffalos at dinner)
Ren-I have to go to the bathroom
(She steps out of frame)
Alexa-All right guys, I think we all know we had a chance to win and Ren blew it
Anthony-No kidding, I worked hard on those controls
Alexa-Exactly, so will you guys helps us vote her off?
(The video fast forwards)
Alexa-Alex!
Alex-Yeah?
Tyson-Will you help us vote off Ren?
Alex-Huh? Oh yeah
(The TV shuts off)
Ren-(Gasp)
Geoff-Harshness
Ren-It was Alexa and Tyson?
Bridgette-I'm sorry
Ren-It's fine…
Geoff-Ok Ren, you're done with this game thanks for being such a good sport
Ren-Thanks
Bridgette-No problem, now go join your friends in the peanut gallery
Ren-Ok
(She takes a seat next to Eddie)
Eddie-You want to kill Alexa now don't you
Ren-Oh yeah
Eddie-And Tyson?
Ren-Oh I could never hurt my boyfriend
Leslie-You mean my boyfriend!
Ren-He's mine!
(They try to reach for each other but Kevin hold Leslie back and Eddie stops Ren)
Bridgette-Our next guest is someone who knows her way around mechanics and managed to win a challenge for her team with her awesome inventing skills…welcome to the stage…Kimi!
(Kimi walks out and sits next to her)
Kimi-Hello there
Geoff-Kimi, you had a weird journey through TDHS
Kimi-I wouldn't call it weird, I got framed and it ended up costing me the win
Bridgette-And who was the person that framed you and took your chance at the million
Kimi-It was that stupid Paul! He got rid of me because he knew I knew that he did lie to Eddie and got him out
Eddie-Wait!? So you knew the truth and you didn't step in to help clear my name?
Kimi-Uh…no…sorry
Eddie-Well I guess karma got you because that jerk took you out just like he did to me
Kimi-Yeah whatever
Geoff-So Kimi, you really hate Paul huh?
Kimi-Not as much, I've had some time to build great inventions and forget all about that jerk
Geoff-Oh really? So what would you do if…if I…showed you this picture of Paul!?
(He pulls out a picture of Paul and holds it in front of her face)
Kimi-Grrr, die jerk! (She pulls out a yellow gun and shoots out a laser at the picture making it catch on fire)
Bridgette-Yeah, "over it"
Kimi-Well can you blame me? Bridgette, you got out the same way in season 3
Bridgette-Yeah, but that's in the past
Kimi-Is it Geoffy?
Geoff-(Grinds his teeth) Yes…yes it is
Kimi-"Sure"…let's get on with this interview
Bridgette-Ok, so we all know how you feel about Paul, but what about the rest of your team?
Kimi-Well, Liz was a great friend, she always had my back no matter what, Leila scared me with her anger issues, and I always pictured Sophia to bully me, Roger was also super sweet, Victoria was…amusing, Leslie was nuts, Eddie was average, and Zach…well…I never really talked to him, same with Mandy
Geoff-Nice info
Kimi-Thank you
Geoff-So what was your favorite challenge?
Kimi-I have to say it was the Mascot Battle
Bridgette-Really? Why?
Kimi-Cause as an inventor I really enjoyed building the robot for my team, and needless to say we won that challenge
Geoff-Ok? So what are some of your inventions?
Kimi-Well, I only have what I made on the show
Bridgette-Which is?
Kimi-The power blaster and the truth ray
Bridgette-Didn't you also build a flavor thing?
Kimi-Oh yeah, my flavorizer
Bridgette-That's the one
Kimi-Well I don't have that because I gave it to Chris and Chef to give to the Buffalos to stick it to Paul
Bridgette-Well I'm sorry to say this but after the Scorpions won the challenge after you left Chris gave the flavorizer to them
Kimi-What?! The point was that they didn't get it at all
Geoff-Hey blame Chris for that one
Kimi-Augh, I hate that guy so much
Bridgette-Been there
Geoff-Hated him
Kimi-Haha
Geoff-So what got you into inventing?
Kimi-Well, back home I'm what cool people like you two call…a geek, I started off in my garage just reading manuals and helping my dad repair his car but as I learned more the more interesting it got and then I joined my first science fair and when I won it just became a hobby of mine
Geoff-Cool, my hobby is to party! Woo hoo!
Bridgette-Honey, that's not a hobby
Geoff-It's not?
Kimi-No, that'd be more of a lifestyle
Geoff-Cool
Bridgette-Well my hobby is to surf
Kimi-Surfing looks like fun, when I watch it in TV
Bridgette-It is
Kimi-Yeah, so any more questions?
Bridgette-No, I think that's it
Kimi-Great
(She joins the peanut gallery)
Geoff-Next up, is a very tough dude that always thought he and his team was number one, he helped win some challenges and a "trip" ended up sending him here, it's Matt!
(Matt walks to the stage and you here a bunch of guys cheering)
Matt-Thank you my fellow body builders!
Geoff-Hello there dude, are you stoked to be here?
Matt-Not at first, but then I found the gym and I decided to work out every day so I can impress the ladies (He starts flexing) Yeah, you like that Bridgette?
Bridgette-(Blushing)
Matt-Man, I'm so hot I leave the girls speechless
Geoff-Hey, she's taken
Matt-I know, but once you two break up, I'm the re-bound guy oh yeah (Flexes more)
Bridgette-Sorry Matt, but I love my Geoff
Geoff-Aw, thanks babe
Bridgette-So Matt, how did you like being on this show?
Matt-It was a trip man, Although we did have some awesome challenges, not a lot of them involved working out, where I would've totally excelled at
Geoff-Yeah, sports are getting strong is cool, but it's not everything
Matt-Obviously not to you, hehe
Geoff-Hey!
Matt-Just joking man, you were actually one of my favorite contestants from the show, after Lightning of course
Bridgette-Lighting for season 4?
Matt-Yeah, that dude is awesome, he's always working out and he survived being struck by lightning
Kimi-If he's so strong, how come Cameron a "nerd" beat him?
Matt-That dude cheated
Kimi-No he didn't, brains always beats muscle
Matt-Not in a bus lifting competition
Kimi-Oh yeah well…he…hmm…ok you got me there
Matt-Oh yeah
Bridgette-So Matt, how much can you lift?
Matt-In weights?
Eddie-Obviously
Matt-Well, I know I talk a big game but the most I can lift is 130 lbs.
Leslie-That's still a lot
Ren-I know right?
Leslie-Yeah, but I bet Tyson could lift even more
Ren-Oh totally
Eddie-Hey, you guys actually agreed on something
Leslie-Hey we did
Ren-It feels weird
Leslie-It does
Ren-Stay away from Tyson!
Leslie-No you stay away!
(They both start to try to jump over Eddie)
Eddie-Ow, hey stop
Kimi-Hahaha
Geoff-Ok Matt, how did you like your elimination?
Matt-It wasn't bad, but I didn't like that they chose Paloma over me
Bridgette-But Paloma is so sweet
Matt-Yeah, but I was strong member of the team
Geoff-You do recall why you were voted off right?
Matt-Yes, I tripped
Geoff-You mean you "were" tripped
Matt-Like, someone did it to me?
Geoff-Yup
Matt-Wait a second…was it Paul?
Kimi-And you win the obvious award
Matt-I should've known, he never wanted to help me carry the bass
Bridgette-Sorry Matt
Matt-It's ok, I just wish I could've had a fair shot
Geoff-That's kind of hard in this game, I got the boot for being too nice and for making out with Bridgette
Matt-Sorry to hear that
Bridgette-So Matt, why don't you show us your lifting weights skills
Matt-Totally
Bridgette-Great, then bring out the weights
(An intern brings out different sized dumbbells)
Geoff-Go ahead dude
(Matt starts lifting all the dumbbells with ease and then he starts juggling them)
Geoff-Wow, great job
Matt-Thanks
(He tosses the dumbbells behind him and they land in a perfect pyramid)
Bridgette-Wow, that was awesome
Matt-Thank you
Kimi-Got to admit, that was pretty impressive
Matt-That's really sweet Kimi, thanks
Kimi-No problem
Geoff-Well, we've got to move on to the next guest, so Matt take a seat over there
Matt-You got it bro
(He joins the peanut gallery)
Bridgette-Our next guest is a well-behaved girl who wants to be a lawyer and really wanted the money
Geoff-Sadly, a tie breaker ended her stay in Total Drama High School
Bridgette-Let's give a warm welcome to…
Geoff/Bridgette-Liz!
(Liz walks to the interview chair)
Liz-Hello
Geoff-Hey there Liz, how are you
Liz-I've been better
Bridgette-Did you enjoy the show?
Liz-No
Geoff-Why?
Liz-No because I'm not supposed to be here
Bridgette-Why is that?
Liz-Because I was playing a great game until that stupid tie breaker
Geoff-Hey, you should've eaten more ghost chilies
Liz-Are you insane? Those things were burning my mouth, it took forever to get the taste off my mouth
Kimi-Hey, if you would've eaten 1 or 2 more you wouldn't be here, Paul would
Liz-Augh…Paul, I hate him so much
Geoff-We noticed on your confessionals on the show
Liz-Good, he was a jerk and everyone watching the show knows that
Bridgette-So you're mad he took out your friend Kimi?
Liz-Definitely, she deserved to stay
Kimi-Thank you
Matt-Hey Kimi, I love Liz lip gloss on your butt
Liz-Shut up Matt, Paul took you out too
Matt-Hey, he tripped me
Liz-Still took you out
Matt-Says the girl that couldn't get him voted off AND lost the tie breaker
Liz-At least my team didn't choose a dimwit over me
Matt-Shut up
Geoff/Bridgette-Enough!
(Everything gets quiet)
Geoff-Liz, this kind of fighting is what brought you here
Bridgette-Yeah, but let's get away from the Paul subject
Liz-Thank you
Geoff-So you want to be lawyer, why is that?
Liz-Because I love everything to do with law studies, and I know I can be an amazing lawyer
Bridgette-Good to know, so who would you say were your best friends in the show?
Liz-Kimi of course, Roger was super nice, and Sophia
Kimi-Yay!
Bridgette-So what was your favorite challenge?
Liz-Hmm…that's tough one…
Geoff-Come on, just pick one
Liz-Ok, the instrument building one
Bridgette-Why? You didn't participate in that one
Liz-Exactly, it's my favorite because that was the challenge were we could've gotten rid of Paul if he hadn't sabotaged the Buffalos
Bridgette-Hmm, I get your point
Geoff-So, did you have any crushes on the show?
Bridgette-Geoff!?
Geoff-What? It's a fair question
Liz-Do I have to answer?
Geoff-Yes, these juicy details are what keeps the show going?
Eddie-Then how come we didn't get asked that question?
Kimi-Yeah!?
Geoff-Do you guys have crushes?
Eddie-That's not of your business
Kimi-Yeah, you nosy people
Geoff-…
Bridgette-Ok? So Liz would you mind answering the question?
Liz-I would, but I'll do it since he isn't here
(Geoff and Bridgette lean forward and stare at her)
Liz-It's…it's…Zach
Peanut Gallery-Zach?!
Liz-Yes, I just find him cute
Geoff-But he's mean to Tyson
Ren/Leslie-I'll kill him!
Geoff-Relax, he didn't do major damage
Ren-He better not have
Liz-Hey, leave Zach alone
Bridgette-But I think it's sweet you have a crush on Zach
Liz-Thanks…he won't…see this…right?
Geoff-Nope, that would've the contestants an unfair advantage if they hear the gossip
Liz-Oh good
Bridgette-So are you going to tell him how you feel?
Liz-Absolutely not
Geoff-Why not?
Liz-I don't want things to be weird around us
Eddie-Chicken
Liz-I am not, I just don't want to tell him
Bridgette-And we respect your decision
Liz-I appreciate that
Geoff-Well, that's all the time we have for you Liz, go take a sit next to Matt
Liz-With pleasure
(She joins the peanut gallery)
Geoff-The next dude on here is as nice a sunset in the beach
Bridgette-And he was pretty much everyone's friend this season
Geoff-Give it up for Roger!
Roger-(He comes out and a boom of cheering is heard)
Bridgette-Hi Roger, glad to have you here
Roger-Hey guys, great to be here
Bridgette-Ok, let's get right to it
Roger-All righty
Bridgette-So would you say everyone liked you this season?
Roger-I like to believe so
Liz-Don't worry Roger, we all liked you
Ren-My team didn't really know you but you seemed nice
Roger-Aw, thanks so much guys
Geoff-I love my friends, DJ, Duncan, Owen, and Trent
Bridgette-I miss the girls
Geoff-Even Heather?
Bridgette-Yeah, but only cause she took down Alejandro, but back to Roger, you didn't really seemed interested in the money, but if you weren't then why did you join the show?
Roger-Oh that's an easy one, my reason for joining the show were said by me in the first episode, I went on the show to make some true friends and luckily before I left I was friends with my whole team
Eddie-Way to go man
Kimi-Yay Roger!
Liz-You rock
Leslie-I didn't know you that well since I was kicked off early
Roger-Thanks again guys and it's ok Leslie
Geoff-So you say you were friends with your whole team, but does that include Paul and Zach?
Roger-Oh totally, Zach may have pulled some mean pranks but he wasn't a bad guy and he always helped
Geoff-What about Paul?
Roger-Well, with Paul I wanted to believe he wasn't bad either but I got suspicions when Eddie, Kimi, and Liz warned us about him when they left
Bridgette-So you don't trust him?
Roger-I do, but not as much as I did at the beginning
Kimi-And you shouldn't
Liz-Yeah, you can't turn your back on that guy
Roger-Well he didn't get me out, if I wouldn't have traded gifts with him, he would be getting interviewed
Bridgette-It's ok, you didn't know
Geoff-Yeah man, totally you just have to go with the flow
Roger-And that's exactly what I'm going to do
Bridgette-Good for you, but it's time for the question we've asked almost all of you, what was your favorite challenge?
Roger-Oh that one is kind of weird, it was the Ultimate Frisbee challenge because it was my birthday and my team was doing good, but it was also bad because that's the one where I got the boot…literally
Bridgette-Aw, sorry to hear that
Roger-Hey no biggie, I had fun while it lasted
Geoff-Would you do anything different if you had another chance?
Roger-Well, I'd definitely still be nice but I'd try to strategize a little to keep my friends safe, well…until I got the boot again that is
Bridgette-Interesting
Geoff-Very…but thanks so much for talking with us Roger
Roger-Hey no problem, thanks for having me here
(He joins the peanut gallery and waves at his old teammates who wave back)
Bridgette-All right, the next guest is a diva with a passion for fashion
Geoff-And if you know what's good for you, you'd better stay away form her nails and face
Bridgette-Meet the Jersey girl….Victoria!
(Loud cheering is heard again)
Victoria-Hey yall, how you all doing?
Bridgette-Welcome to the aftermath Victoria, did you have fun in the green room?
Victoria-Ok check it, that room had snacks and a makeup station I felt like I was in heaven! (She takes out a nail file and starts filing her nails)
Geoff-You always did that in the show, why is that?
Victoria-Well duh, I need to keep my nails in perfect condition after one of them broke in the basketball challenge
Bridgette-Oh when you fought Alexa?
Victoria-Heck yeah, cause like I told Alex, no one messes with a girl from Jersey! Woo!
Kimi-Is that why she kicked you butt in that fight?
Liz-Haha
Victoria-Hey! You two better watch your mouths before I give you both a beat down, at least I made it further than both of you
Liz-Touché
Kimi-Hmpf
Eddie-Someone call the fore department
Kevin-Why?
Eddie-Cause they just got burned! Haha
(Everyone just stares at him)
Eddie-Oh come on that was funny
Bridgette-Anyway, how do you feel about your elimination?
Victoria-Not too happy, but after I got voted off I got more time to mend to my looks and my nails and that was like a therapy for me to get over all that happened
Geoff-Even the fact that Paul framed you?
Bridgette-Geoff!
Geoff-What?
Bridgette-We weren't supposed to tell her that
Geoff-Oops, too late
Victoria-Wait, what do you mean Paul framed me?
Bridgette-Ok, remember in the basketball game how when you caught it at the end the ball jus happened to "pop" when you caught it?
Victoria-Yeah?
Geoff-Well we'll show you the truth of what happened that day
(Geoff turns a tv that shows a back view of Paul behind the bleachers watching the basketball game holding his sling shot)
Victoria-What is this?
Geoff-Just keep watching
(The video continues and it shows Alexa hiding by the bleachers close to Paul and after of minute of the same shot, it shows Paul shooting the sling shot while Alexa is seen hitting her head in the bleachers and going unconscious and loud pop is heard)
Victoria-(Gasp)
Liz/Kimi/Eddie-You're surprised?
Victoria-I don't believe this…
Bridgette-Sorry Victoria, we weren't supposed to show you that, thanks a lot Geoff
Geoff-Hey she deserved to know the truth
Bridgette-I guess but-
Victoria-It's ok Bridgette, I'm not mad at Geoff
Geoff-See babe? I'm off the hook
Bridgette-No you're not, so Victoria how do you feel now that you know the truth behind your elimination?
Victoria-Mad, because after that everyone blamed me and hated me, and it ended up with me getting voted off
Bridgette-That's how screwed up this game is, everyone will backstab you to get further
Victoria-But there's something I saw that didn't make sense?
Geoff-What was it?
Victoria-I saw Alexa behind Paul and it looked like she was helping him, but they always hated each other…why would she help him?
Geoff-Now that you mention it, that does seem very suspicious
Bridgette-Yeah, could they have some sort of alliance where they pretend to hate each other but then vote the same?
Geoff-But they're on different teams, they can't vote together, and not of the footage showed any signs of an alliance between them
Victoria-I wished I was still in the game so I could figure it out
Geoff-That would get a lot of ratings
Victoria-But it's too late
Geoff-Yeah…it is
Bridgette-Uh…anyway! Victoria, what was YOUR favorite challenge?
Victoria-I totally pick the Bullies vs. Nerds challenge because I loved how I got Alex off guard
Bridgette-That was pretty funny
Liz-Not for me, I got hit in the head with a grappling hook in that challenge
Kimi-Hey, I said I was sorry
Liz-Hehe, I know
Kevin/Leslie-Hehehe
(Kevin and Leslie look at each other then smile)
Geoff-Victoria, are you still holding a grudge on Paul?
Victoria-Well as I said before thanks to all the pampering I've done to myself, I managed to put all that behind me
Bridgette-So you're not mad at Paul anymore?
Victoria-Nah, I realized it's just strategy…I would've done it differently but hey everyone's got different ideas
Matt-True that girl
Victoria-Hehe
Geoff-Ok then, Victoria that's all the time we have will you please join the peanut gallery
Victoria-Ok
(She takes a seat on the second row and Matt turns to her and winks at her)
Victoria-Ok?
Geoff-The next girl coming up started out as a reading obsessed bookworm
Bridgette-But as soon as she ran out of reading material she turned into a ticking time bomb until at the end she exploded on two of her teammates which is why she's her now…let's hear it for Lex!
(Lex walks in with a mad look on her face and her arms crossed and no cheering is heard)
Bridgette-Hi there Lex
Lex-Yeah…hi…whatever
Geoff-Aw…is Lexy still mad she got the booty wooty?
Lex-"Lexy" will break your arm if you don't quit the baby talk
Geoff-I'll take that as a yes
Lex-Can we get on with this?
Bridgette-See? This is the kind of attitude that caused your elimination
Lex-Are you going to interview me or insult me?
Geoff-A little of both, but first question, why did you get so mean after you ran out of stuff to read?
Lex-Well, I'm patient for the most part…but Paloma and Mike just pushed to the edge and when Mike caused the explosion it was like the final push
Geoff-I see…but why Mike and Paloma?
Lex-Because they were idiots! Every time they opened their mouths something stupid came out
Bridgette-Well you could've tried to meet them halfway, I mean they were the only ones that never had a problem with you reading
Lex-Well…that's true
Geoff-But we're not here to judge, we respect your opinions no matter what they are, we're just here to answer questions, speaking of which…do you know what caused your elimination?
Bridgette-Oh my god Geoff
Lex-I know why I was voted off, my attitude
Geoff-Not entirely
Lex-What?
Geoff-Feast your eyes!
(The screen turns on and it shows the video of Alexa telling her teammates to vote off Lex)
Lex-No way…
Geoff-Way
Bridgette-Ok, that's it Geoff no more videos about the eliminations, we have rules to follow
Geoff-I know babe, but it's just so much fun
Lex-That backstabber!
Bridgette-Alexa?
Lex-Yes Alexa! If it wasn't for her I would still be in the game
Kimi-Hey! Build a bridge and get over it…we all got betrayed
Lex-Yeah but Alexa was such as liar, she always acted like such a nice girl with her whole "let's go team" attitude…she's nothing more than a fake
Ren-Right on sister, Alexa has to be taken down
Lex-You got that right
Geoff-Well she can't because none of the contestants are allowed to watch this so none of them knows what Paul and Alexa did
Bridgette-Except Alexa, she always seems to know what Paul's up too
Lex-And she never does anything to stop it until it's too late
Peanut Gallery/Audience-Oooh
Geoff-Moving on…if you go to come back to the show would you apologize to Mike and Paloma
Lex-I'm not sure…but what I do know is that I'd definitely take Alexa down so she can see what it feels like
Bridgette-Ok, so tell us what book were you reading?
Lex-Oh…I was reading the first two Harry Potter books, I got hooked on the first one and I couldn't stop, I just love reading a good book series
Leslie-So I'm guessing you read the amazingness that is Twilight?
Lex-Ew…no way
Leslie-(Gasp) Twilight is awesome
Ren-Yeah, who wouldn't want to date a hot werewolf or vampire?
(Every single person except Leslie and Ren raise their hands)
Leslie-You guys wouldn't know what a good book is if it hit you in the face
Lex-And apparently neither do you
Leslie-Jerk
Lex-Delusional jerk
Bridgette-Ok enough you two, Lex the viewers wanted to know why you always wear that fedora
Lex-Oh, it was a gift from my grandma, I like hats and after I got this one I just fell in love with it and it became my everyday hat
Geoff-Cool story bro, and you're the last person we asked this too, what was your favorite challenge?
Lex-Honestly none of them
Geoff-Why is that?
Lex-Because all the challenges I was in were all about brute force and muscles
Matt-That's how it is! Woo!
Lex-Anyway…I just really wanted an intelligence based challenge but we didn't get one until the lab challenge and then I was eliminated in that episode
Bridgette-Aw, we're so sorry about that
Geoff-Yeah we are
Lex-It's ok…but would it be ok if I don't answer anymore questions?
Geoff-Aw why?
Bridgette-Geoff, we have to respect her choice, if she doesn't want to answer any more questions then we can't force her
Geoff-Fine party pooper
Lex-Thank you (She joins the peanut gallery)
Bridgette-All right, we've interviewed all of the contestants that have been kicked off Total Drama High School
Geoff-But now, let's recap of the contestants still in the game
Eddie-Rub it in our faces much?
Bridgette-It's part of the show
Geoff-Starting with Alexa (A picture of Alexa shows up on the TV screen) The girl has proven to be a strong player, and she seems to be the only person Paul hates that he can't get voted off, and she seems to have the same problem with him. But she has played a fair game so far
Lex/Ren-Fair?
Geoff-YES! And I have a feeling she'll make it far
Bridgette-Next up is someone mentioned a lot today…Paul! (A picture of Paul appears on TV and a tomato splatters on the screen)
Bridgette-Ok, who threw that?
(Kimi is shown whistling innocently)
Bridgette-As I was saying, Paul is famous in this game but as a villain, since he's been the cause of the most of the eliminations this season. But his strategy seems to be working for him since he always manages to escape elimination but will Alexa put a stop to his reign of terror? Or will he take everyone out and claim the prize for himself?
Geoff-Also still in is Mandy (Her picture appears on screen) The sweet blonde girl that doesn't seem to hate anything and she just wants her team to get along. But what were those strange outbursts she let out in the basketball challenge? And does this quiet girl have a thing for a certain blonde boy? But she isn't getting a lot of hate on the fan sites so maybe she'll keep getting further an closer to the game
Bridgette-(The picture changes to Mike's pic) And here's a definite fan favorite…Mike! This boy with ADHD sure knows how to have fun
Geoff-Just don't give him sugar or nothing will stop him
Bridgette-He also managed to win the heart of his crush after he got smashed into the wall courtesy of his team, but he is part of the first couple of TDHS and the fans are loving them and he was close to getting the boot but he pulled through and he's going strong
Geoff-(Zach's picture appears) This little rich boy has been proved to be a sort of lame prankster since all his pranks consist off are tripping people when they're not looking, he's tried bribing both Chef and Chris to help himself and his team but Chef and Chris didn't accept it. He also seems to get cocky when he succeeds which may end up being his downfall
Bridgette-(Tyson's pic appears) Tyson has taken quite a beating this season from getting a mask stuck on his head to being suffocated by the hugs of his two stalkers Ren and Leslie. Will his smart brain help him get further? Or will they see him as a threat and get voted off
Geoff-(Leila's Pic Appears) Leila, the anger management girl came to this show twisting wrists and yelling threats, but was the love of her boyfriend enough to mellow her out?
Bridgette-Now that you mention it, Leila hasn't said any threats or tried to hurt anyone since she started talking with Sophia and since she got with Mike
Geoff-Well you may never know, she could snap any second
Bridgette-(Sophia's Pic Appears) And here we have the athletic girl Sophia, she's proven her sports skills by helping her team in all sport related challenges, but she seems to have a weakness to "That's What She Said" jokes. If the challenges keep being physical ones then I have no doubt that Sophia isn't going anywhere any time soon
Geoff-(Anthony's Pic Appears) This is Anthony, he's a master of reverse psychology and an expert of sarcasm. He's proven to have some brains and a small bit of temper, but just like Sophia he loves "That's What She Said" jokes but who knows how long he'll be able to use his reverse psychology to trick people to do what he wants
Bridgette-(Alex's Pic Appears) Alex is the perfect example of eye candy, in challenges he rather stare at a mirror than help his teammates, but with the merge closing in will his looks be able to keep him going? Or will they wear out and send him packing as a has been?
Geoff-(Paloma's Pic Appears) Paloma has been a sweetie since day one, she's just happiness in a mini skirt covered in lip gloss. She loves to gossip and tweet the latest on her phone, she's also let it slip that she might want to date Alex and in the last episode she switched bodies with Anthony…that's got to be weird
Geoff-You're telling me, but all in all Paloma might be the second fan favorite right after Mike
Bridgette-(Mario's Pic appears) And last but not least if you ever need a buddy and a hug just talk to you chubby buddy Mario, like Paloma he's just been there to make you feel better and to give you a candy bar when you're feeling hungry, although he proved to be really strong when he nearly destroyed a kitchen during a challenge
Geoff-Well, there you have it that's everyone that's still in the contest for a million dollars
Bridgette-Until now
Kimi-Until now?
Eddie-What do you mean?
Geoff-What my awesome girlfriend means is that not only are they still in the game, but four of you will be getting a second chance to win the prize
Lex-No way!
Matt-Awesome!
Kimi-Are you serious?
Bridgette-That's right, four ex-contestants will be returning to TDHS
Liz-What do we have to do?
Geoff-If you will please stand in front of the rows of chairs you're seating in
(They all stand in front of the row of couches)
Geoff-Roll them in
(Four of the golden HALL passes are lowered in fish hooks)
Geoff-Ok, you will all race to these tickets
Bridgette-The four that manage to get one AND keep it in their grasp will be returning to the show
Eddie-I'm so winning
Kimi-Don't count on it
Bridgette-All right, on your marks
(They all get ready)
Geoff-Get set!...
Bridgette-Go!
(They all run to the tickets but right in front of the tickets they all get into this huge group fight to keep the others from getting the tickets)
Victoria-Ow my nails!
Kimi-Ow, ok who's pulling my braids?
Eddie-Knock it off!
Matt-The Mattinator shall win!
(Right then Blaineley falls through the roof and lands perfectly)
Blaineley-And time's up!
Everyone-What?
Blaineley-Yeah, the show ran out of time
Lex-No!
Kevin-Then who comes back?
Leslie/Ren-I have to see Tyson again
Blaineley-We'll talk to the producers
Bridgette-Wow, time flew by
Geoff-Guess the producers and Chris will have to decide who comes back
Matt-Well this stinks
Liz-I should so get back in
Blaineley-Oh shut up all of you, all right viewers, join us next time here on Total…Drama
Bridgette/Geoff-(They jump in her shot) Aftermath!
Blaineley-Hey!
(The screen turns black as you see everyone bickering)
A/N-All right, 4 people coming back in the next episode, who do you guys, think it will be? Let me know your guesses in a review or a PM and join me in the next chapter to find out who's coming back :D