Well..I tried getting this out in less then a week.. and look how that turned out.. Sorry but to be honest... Too busy playing Terraria.. I was fighting the Moon Lord okay! Anyway.. let's respond..
Julie Togepi: Thanks again!
Skitty44: Thank you again!
Let's get this started and I should've said this is at the very beginning but I'm open for questions in the reviews or whatever..
Wait so your doing a QNA?
Wait what the hell? Ash what are you doing here?
Was just listening in.
Well that totally doesn't sound creepy. And yes it's kinda like a QNA.
Okay?
Wait a second aren't you suppose to be in a corner after that um.. manga Brock gave you?
GOD DAMN IT! WHY DID YOU REMIND ME! *Runs away*
Okay? Anyway yes I'm open for questions in the reviews so.. let's get this started before we break the fourth wall again..
Wait I think I just did..
"So... Ash.." Brendan asks Ash who was curled up in a ball near the corner. "Brock made you read...a hentai manga?"
"Yes." Ash responds. "Um... I don't know what to say about this.." Lucas says looking at the manga. "Just.. ugh... there.." Red says throwing the manga in the bin.
"Where is Brock anyway?" Wally asks. "Dunno.. All I remembered was Misty chasing him with the hammer from Super Smash Bros.." Ash answers still in the corner. "Okay? Anyway... James sort of.. told us about... you know." Silver says.
"Wait WHAT?" Ash shouts blushing and glaring at James who was texting Jessie on his phone. "What? I only told them.. not any of the girls." James says. "Look Misty's currently at the Festival with Fiorello.. and he's also gonna go in that Battling Competition that Brock talked about.. so how's about you get your pokeball and battle him for her." Gary says to Ash helping him out of that corner.
"Ugh.. it's just.. I haven't battled since elementary.. not to mention I left all of my pokemon back at Johto.. all I have is Pikachu.."
"Not really Ash." Oak says opening the door. "Gramps?!" Ash and Gary shout out. "I brought all your old pokemon. Best of all they have all fully evolved so you should have the advantage against that show off." Oak says.
"Wow.. thanks!" Ash says. "No problem. Now I'l be at the stadium now good luck." Oak says leaving the room.
"Well so much for Whitney's brains.." Silver says looking out the window. "What's up?" Gold asks. "Well.. it's snowing.." Silver answers. "Great.. Look's like I'm gonna freeze my ass off.. even in a kimono.." Gold says. "Oh yeah.. Gold.. your suppose to do something.." Calem says to Gold with him.. quickly blushing.
"What?! N-N-No! I-I'l do it next chapter!" Gold shouts clearly fucking lying. "GOLD JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY!" an unfamiliar voice shouts out from the bathroom. "Wait what the? Who are you?" Gold asks the person in the bathroom.
"One of Nexus' reviewers.. Julie Togepi. And also.. JUST ASK HER OUT!" Julie shouts out. "NO! I WON'T!" Gold shouts out. "Gold if you don't ask her out Nexus says he'll delete you from this story!" Julie shouts.
"SO!? I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT EVEN IMPORTANT!" Gold shouts out. "Oh.. and he'll also upload a certain video involving you with a certain song called Baby by Justin Bieber.." Julie says.
"WHAT?! NEXUS YOU WOULDN'T!" Gold shouts. I will! And if you don't I'l upload it on Youtube! Not to mention I might show it to Crystal while I'm at it! "EEP!"
Now.. from the words from Shia Labeouf.. JUST DO IT! "OKAY! OKAY! I WILL!" Gold shouts out. "Good.. now I'm out of here.." Julie says literally disappearing.
(I really.. REALLY couldn't help it.. Just let's go..)
"What the fuck just happened.." Red says with a confused look. "Nexus.. that's all I can say.." Gold answers. "Hey guys what's up? I heard some shouting." Crystal says opening the door with Gold instantly blushing the second he heard her voice. Everyone but Crystal glared at Gold pretty much making the "Do it" face.
"U-Uh.. You l-look g-g-good Crys..." Gold stutters not to mention blush. "GAH!" Everyone but Gold and Crystal fell down sort of like in an anime. "Thanks? I guess.. Anyway Gold I was gonna ask if you want to hangout with me in the festival. "Crystal asks.
"R-R-Really?!" Gold says. "Uh.. yeah.. you in?" Crystal asks. "Yeah! I-I'l get my kimono on!" Gold says trying to open the bathroom door until he breaks the handle by accident. "Crap! Is someone in there?!" Gold says banging on the door. "I'm dressing up.. also did you break the handle.." Ash says from the other side.
"Why do I have such bad luck..." Gold says facepalming. "Heh.. I'l meet at the fountain later okay? See you later Gold!" Crystal giggles and leaves. "Yay.. you finally did it.." Gary says nudging Gold's shoulder. "I guess I did.." Gold says. "Now I know a place where they sell kimonos come on." Calem says opening the door with Gold and some of the boys following.
"Ugh.. Ash are you ready yet?!" Gary shouts out knocking on the door. "Yep.." Ash says opening the door. "Holy.. crap.. You look... badass.." Gary says pointing at Ash. "Heh.. yeah.. Now where's that battling thing taking place?" Ash asks. "Uh.. by the stadium near where the festival is taking place." Wally says. "Alright.. We'll meet you later Ash. And good luck bro." Gary says with the other boys following him.
"Ash." Red says before leaving. "What's up?" Ash asks.
Meanwhile in a nearby clothes store...
"Ugh.. and I thought I took longer to put on my clothes.. COME ON!" Silver shouts banging on the dressing room door. "PERVERT!" a girl shouts opening the door and punching Silver in the face. "You forgot what door Gold is?" Whitney asks. "Shut up Whit.." Silver says.
"I'm here you know.." Gold says wearing a golden colored kimono.. get it? "Well that should work. Now head to the fountain. We'll just spy on you to see how you guys will do." Brendan says. "Okay.. that doesn't sound creepy at all.." Gold says walking out to the park.
"Now.. just talk to her and you know." Calem says to Gold. "Okay.. do you think I do it?" Gold asks. "Look you can alright now get in there and go out with her." Lucas says. "It's just.. ugh.. she's a lady and ladies shouldn't be messed with.." Gold says. "Just.. DO IT.." Silver says glaring at Gold. "Okay! Okay! I will.." Gold says walking to the festival.
Gold walked in and saw vendors selling pokemon stuff, games and etc. He walked to the fountain with a statue of a Milotic shooting water out of it's mouth. Gold looked up and thought to himself constantly. "I can do this.."
He then felt a hand behind him.
"Hey.. how's it going Cryyyyyyssstaaaaaaaaaaal?!" Gold shouts out surprised seeing Crystal in a white kimono and her hair down. "Do I look bad?" Crystal says embarrassed. "N-No you look beautifu- I mean... you know.." Gold stutters. "Fucking idiot.." Silver facepalms in a nearby crowd with the rest.
"T-Thanks.." Crystal says also blushing. "Well... come on let's get going." she says as they walk to the festival together.
"Let's hope that Ash is having a better time against that douche.." Calem says following them.
Meanwhile in the Alola Stadium...
"RATICATE NO!" a young trainer shouts out as his pokemon faints from the opposing Milotic's Ice Beam. "Raticate is unable to battle Fiorello wins!" Oak shouts on the microphone. "Heh.. get back Milotic." Fiorello says calling back his pokemon. Then looking at the trainer crying over his fainted pokemon. "Top percentage my ass.. that thing was pathetic." Fiorello says to the trainer.
The trainer and in case you haven't seen it yet is Joey ran away out of the stadium crying bumping into another trainer in the process. He was wearing a red cap with a grey pokeball on it and wearing a black trenchcoat with a red pokeball on the left side.
"Wha?" Joey says. "Look I promise you I'l beat this ass you hear me. Now get your badass Raticate to the Pokemon Center and train it to be the true top percentage of all Raticates." the trainer says.
"Okay! But who are you?" Joey asks before leaving. "That's for me to know and for you not to know kid. Now if you excuse me.. I got something to do.." the trainer says walking inside the stadium. "Have I... seen that person before?" Joey thought to himself.
"What's this?!" one of the guards shout out spotting a trainer coming into the stadium. "Wait! Don't get him. Look's like he wants to battle." Oak shouts in the microphone. "Heh.. another kid? Let's do it then.." Fiorello says getting his pokemon. "I feel bad whoever this kid is right now.." Misty says who was spectating.
"Now.. you two ready?" Oak says. "Always.." Fiorello says. "Yeah.." the trainer says. "Now battle begin!" Oak shouts out."
"Go Milotic!" Fiorello shouts throwing his pokeball to the arena. "Go!" the trainer shouts out throwing a pokeball revealing a Pikachu.
"Heh.. Milotic Hydro Pump!" Fiorello shouts out ordering his pokemon to shoot the mouse. "Pikachu! Jump up!" the trainer shouts out with the Pikachu jumping up and going on top of Milotic.
"How did you dodge that?!" Fiorello shouts out angrily. "Don't you know?! Hydro Pump is very inaccurate! Not to mention you forgot one thing about pokemon! Each one has it's own weakness! Even legendaries! Now Pikachu Thunder!" the trainer shouts out.
"PIKAAAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUU!" Pikachu exclaims shooting thunder out of it's electric sacs and instantly knocks out the Milotic.
"Milo...tic.." Milotic groans as it faints. "NO!" Fiorello shouts out.
"How... HOW CAN A KID KNOCK OUT ONE OF MY POKEMON!" Fiorello shouts out angrily calling back his Milotic. "Who is this kid?!" Misty screams.
"I'M MORE THEN JUST A KID!" the trainer shouts out lifting his cap. "Wait is that?!" Misty shouts. "I'M ASH KETCHUM OF KANTO AND JOHTO!" he shouts out.
"THAT KID?!" Fiorello shouts out.
"NOW GET BACK PIKACHU! AND GO LAPRAS!" Ash shouts out throwing his pokeball. "Just like old times.." Gary says from the sidelines.
Meanwhile.. in the festival.. Okay how many times have we said tha-
"Okay did you get it ready?" Calem asks Silver. "Yeah... hopefully it would work between em." Silver answers. "Also aren't you suppose to head out with Serena?"
"Yeah why?" Calem asks. "Well currently she's angrily glaring at you like you forgotten the date.." Silver says pointing to the angry Serena waiting for a dance. "Aw shit.. Uh.. can you guys handle it out here?" Calem asks before walking to Serena... and getting hit in the head.
"Well look's like it's just you and me Lu-" Silver says before spotting Lucas dancing with Dawn. "Seriously?! I have to do this on my own you two lovebirds?!" he shouts angrily.
"Shut up!" Lucas and Dawn shout out. "Wait.. you two are together?! That's not how love works!" Silver shouts.
"Just leave em be.. in fact while we wait for Gold and Crystal to get here under that thing let's just dance." Whitney says pulling Silver's hand to the dance. "Gah..." Silver says blushing.
Oh I forgot to mention they were at a dance thing and they are wearing they're kimonos.
Back In The Stadium...
"NO! ALAKAZAM!" Fiorello shouts at his Pokemon as it faints from Ash's Charizard. "I expected more from you.." Ash says. "OH YEAH?! GO! TYRANITAR!" Fiorello shouts angrily throwing a pokeball. "TYRANITAR!" the pokemon cries.
"NOW MEGA EVOLVE!" Fiorello shouts pressing a stone on his ring and mega evolving his Tyranitar. "NOW I'L SHOW YOU WHAT I'M MADE OF!"
"Shit..he can mega evolve?!" Misty thinks. "Don't worry about him.." a familiar voice says behind her. "Red?!" Misty shouts. "Let's just say he has something of his own too." Red says to her. "Like what?" Misty asks.
"GO GRENINJA!" Ash shouts out throwing a pokeball.
"GRENINJA!" the pokemon cried.
"Red.. I hope this thing works.." Ash says going to the watch Whitney gave him and putting a stone on it. Then pressed on it.
"GAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ash shouts out in pain along with his Greninja. "ASH!" Gary, Misty and pretty much everyone else who came screamed.
"GRENINJA!" his Greninja shouts also in pain. "... Let's do this!" Ash shouts out with Greninja flashing in a light.
"WAIT WHAT THE?!" Fiorello shouts then looking at Ash's Greninja.
Now if you watched XYZ you know EXACTLY what's going on.. J
"NOW GRENINJA LET'S DO THIS!" Ash shouts out with Greninja automatically jumping up and using Water Shuriken and instantly knocking the Tyranitar. "NOOO!" Fiorello shouts out. "TYRANITAR IS UNABLE TO BATTLE ASH KETCHUM OF KANTO AND JOHTO WINS!" the coach shouts out.
Fiorello calls back his pokemon and walks away in shame. And Ash was given a badge.
"By the way Misty." Red says to Misty before leaving. "Ash wanted to talk to you by the cliff by the beach."
"Okay?" Misty says walking away.
Don't ask why this was a bit anti climactic..
Meanwhile in the Festival AGAIN.
"So... uh... I was gonna ask you something.." Crystal asks Gold. "W-What?" Gold asks back blushing also in the process. "What.. do you.. think about me.." Crystal says. "What's that suppose to mean?" Gold asks. "I mean... you know.." Crystal answers blushing.
"Um.. you two.. are gonna kiss or something?" a stranger asks. "What?!" they both shout out blushing. "Well you might as well look up.." the stranger says with both of them looking up.
Seeing a mistletoe..
"Silver..." Gold growls looking at Silver dancing with Whitney with both of them giving the "DO IT!" face.
"Look you don't have to do it if yo want to.." Crystal says to him before Gold quickly kisses her on the lips and walks away. "What the hell did I just do.." Gold thought as walked away.
Meanwhile by the Cliff near the Beach..
Ash was looking at the sea and wearing his badge he won from the battling competition. "That felt good to battle again.." Ash thinks in his mind. He snapped out of it when he heard a "Ash.." behind him
"Oh.. Hi..." Ash says. "Hey..." Misty says sitting down with him. "So.. uh.. you did good there.."
"Yeah.. I guess. Feels good to battle again.." Ash answers. "Also I've been meaning to ask.. How did you do that thing with Greninja?" Misty asks. "Well.. that's for me to know and for you to not to know." Ash answers.
"Just.. spill it." Misty says. "Okay... Red gave me this stone earlier.. He said it would make my Greninja even more powerful.. It's just.. I felt like.. I was inside him when I battled.." Ash answered.
"Huh.. Okay.. well you did amazing to be honest.." Misty says smiling at him. "Heh.. yeah.." Ash answers. Oh boy.. here we go.. DO IT ASH..
"Look I've told Red for you to come here.. because.. I wanted to tell you.." Ash says nervously not to mention stuttering like an absolute moron.. JUST SAY IT ASH..
"I.."
"NO!"
WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!
"YOUR NOT DOING IT!"
"WAIT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" Ash shouts out angrily at the person who literally RUINED THE MOMMENT.
Wait that person is... Oh for the love of.. Ugh.. I'l be right there!
"Wait.. who's gonna narrate?!" Misty shouts out. Oh I will.. hey it's Nexus' friend from Chapter 7. "Okay... Anyway who are you?! And why did you just do that?" Ash shouts at the person.
"YOU TWO AREN'T SUPPOSE TO BE TOGETHER!" the person shouts out. "What.." Ash and Misty says. "MAKE IT ADVANCED!" the person shouts out again. "Wait.. isn't that the shipping with Ash and May?" Misty asks. "YES! IT'S BETTER! AND ALSO NEGGAI TOO!" the person shouts. "IRIS ISN'T EVEN IN THIS!" Ash shouts back.
"Wait..a second.. YOUR THAT PERSON WHO POSTED FOUR REVIEWS TO CHANGE THE SHIPPING!" Ash and Misty shouted out.
"Hello.." Nexus says behind the person. "YOU! YOUR THE AUTHOR! NOW CHANGE IT!" the person shouts at Nexus. "No." Nexus responds. "WHY NOT?!" the person shouts out.
"First off.. To the viewers of this sorry for this fourth wall break but really this something I REALLY want to talk about since I've seeing so much of it on other peoples work. Now for what I want to talk about. I can't tell you how many times I read a fanfiction or some sort of fan art with ANY ship and see at LEAST one comment or whatever about something like the ship is whatever and change it... Like your four "reviews." Now I do understand that you have an opinion. In fact I don't have ANY problem with any other rival ship or whatever. Whether it is Poke, Advanced, Pear, Neggai or Armoured I do NOT hate them. I just have a personal favourite. I don't expect EVERYONE to like it.. In fact I'm pretty sure while I have two active reviewers currently putting positive feedback on this fanfiction I'm also pretty sure I got a few reviewers that don't like it.. Like your "reviews" and Farla's even though I actually agree with it.. Seriously that (joke) wasn't funny.. Anyway.. if you have a problem with the ship and you are easily offended.. THEN DON'T READ IT. So please.. CAN YOU ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS!?"
"Neggai and Advanced are still better." The person answered. "That's it! Skitty4 do it!" Nexus calls out behind him with someone with a hammer. "Wait.. IS THAT THE GOLDEN HAMMER FROM SUPER SMASH BROS?!" Ash shouts out. "Honestly I would like having that.." Misty thinks.
"Yes.. Now do it Skitty!" Nexus shouts out with Skitty launching the person out to the sky with a twinkle or something.. "Good. Now you can go." Nexus says. "Was this necessary?" Skitty asks. "Don't ask okay.. if I didn't include this I have only 1,636 words.. so go.." Nexus says. "Okay.." Skitty says before disappearing. "Well I'm out too, continue.." Nexus says also disappearing.
Okay back here.. now let's do this..
(Jokes aside sorry if this was stupid to you.)
"Ash what were you about to say?" Misty asks. "Actually you know what forget it.." Ash says walking away. "No." Misty says stopping him. "Can you just please! Tell me!" Misty asks. "Screw it YOLO." Ash thinks in his head. "Mmph!" Misty says when Ash quickly... kissed her on the lips. "Um.. sorry just.." Ash says blushing and started to walk away. Before he heard her giggle. "So what Jessie said was true.." Misty says to Ash smiling. "Wait.. SHE TOLD YOU?!" Ash asks really red. "She told all of us.. I didn't believe because.. um.." Misty explains.
"Because what?" Ash asks. "I thought you hated me cause we fought a lot.." Misty answers. "Well it's kinda the exact opposite.." Ash says. "In fact I kinda enjoy fighting with you cause.. your cute when your angry I guess.."
"Okay... Anyway.. you wanna head back now?" Ash asks holding her hand. "Sure." Misty says walking home with him.
Meanwhile at the Hotel...
"Gold.. you can get out now.." Silver says knocking on the bathroom. "I don't think he's gonna come out any time soon.. By the Gold.. SERIOUSLY YOU JUST KISSED HER AND WALKED AWAY?" Red shouts out angrily. "Shut up!" Gold shouts from the inside. "Say.. where's Crystal." Wally asks. "DON'T SAY THAT NAME." Gold shouts out.
"She went with Calem and Serena to a burger place.." Lucas says with Dawn beside him. "Also by the way can you two NOT shove that you two are in love." Gary says. "Well you are with Leaf so whatever." Dawn answers back. "Where is Leaf any- AHHH!" Gary screams when Leaf tackles him.
"Hey can we come in?" a voice sounding like Ash from the door. "Yeah! It's open!" Daisy says. "Okay.." Ash says opening the door.. with everyone staring at them. Yes they were holding hands. "Don't tell me that Ash and Misty are together..." Gold asks. "I think so." Silver answers. "FUCK!"
"Wait where's Brock?" Wally asks.
To Be Continued..
Oh look they got together finally. Anyway sorry if many of these jokes were stupid.. anyway.. thanks for reading especially reviewers.. hope you guys have a good day and take ca-
MMPH!
Wait.. Brock.. why are tied up in my closet?
Help me!
Sorry have a life..
NEXUS!