The blonde shinobi Naruto sat inside his private sake house, accompanied by his lackey Konohamaru and friends of Konohamaru: Moegi and Udon. "Moegi and I usually don't leave the farm all alone and it took us a while to find a guard so we hired Kiba-san along with his dog." Udon said as he adjusted his glasses.

"Yeah, so this had better be good!" said Moegi. Naruto snapped his fingers and a boy with an Anbu mask made of carboard and tape and crayons came up to him.

"Give me two bottles of sake and three bowls of deluxe ramen!" Naruto demanded the younger boy.

"YES, NARUTO-DONO!" the boy responded, in a brisk step he was in the backroom kitchen cooking the ramen at great speed. Moegi and Udon's eyes became all big and bubbly, filling with tears as well, their lips mouthing a thank you.

"Well, you see... I'm madly in love with Hyuuga Hinata, but she doesn't seem to like me very much, so I think she just needs a little bit more persuasion." said Naruto. He said this to them in a strange stuffy accent like a fat guy or something with stuffy cheeks as if he had put mochi in them and he was in a nice suit as well. Konohamaru leaned across the table and explained to Moegi and Udon,

"Yup! She turned him down like that time we put a Sika deer in the same pen as an Asian Leapord cat!" A vein popped on Naruto's forehead and with that he smacked away the scarfed boy. The strange costume, accent, and rotund cheeks disappeared when his hand smacked away Konohamaru.

"Everyone knows her father's a wanna-be ninja artist and went a bit over-confident and stuff after being exposed to those fumes that escaped the green-houses," said the still-Chuunin, "He was even in here tonight when I was having an open party..." Moegi shook her head at this.

"Lord Hiashi may be a bit on the brash and strange side nowadays but he's never harmed anybody verbally or physically." defended the girl.

"Anyway...what I'm trying to get to is that Hinata-chan would do just about anything to keep him from being locked up." Konohamaru got back up, swiping his hand against his head to wipe away some blood.

"Yeah! Even marry him I'll bet you!" he exclaimed. The blonde ninja gave him a creepy yet threatening look, making the third Hokage's grandson slither away and hide behind his friends. Udon spoke up,

"So you want us to, like stab ourselves or something and then frame Lord Hiashi for it so he can be thrown into the prison?" Uzumaki Naruto grinned and vigorously nodded.

-The Hiashi House-

Lord Hyuuga Hiashi was seen exiting the gates of his house with packages and clothes wrapped up in sheets supported by a back-pack like thing he wore upon his aging back. "If no one will persist in helping me, then I'll just have to go back alone." He carefully shut the gate he had opened close so as not to disturb the romantic evening Neji was having with Tenten. He did a flash-step and disappeared from sight just as Naruto, Konohamaru, and the kid from Naruto's private sake house arrived. Naruto pulled open the doors with great ease: they quickly shut behind him resulting in broken noses from his minions. The orange-clad ninja shuffled through the deep snow and came to the raised wooden floors. He respectively took off his boots on the stone floor and stepped onto the platform, knocking loudly on the wooden part of the screen door.

"Oh, Hinata-chan! Lord Hiashi! Is anyone home?!" he bellowed in his unmatured, still scratchy teenager voice. Tenten was resting her head on Neji's lap in front of the fireplace when she heard the racket. Neji awoke as well.

"Neji-kun, do you hear that as well?" she softly said, her chocolate brown eyes melting into his white ones. He nodded. She sat up properly.

"I'll go see who it is." he endearingly said to her before kissing her on the forehead. She giggled and watched him walk away putting his coat on. Byakugan! "Oh, it's just that idiot Genin Uzumaki. What the hell does he want here? Lord Hiashi and Hinata are away." Neji thought. He slid open the door. Naruto's eyes were closed for some reason.

"Konbonwa, Hinata-chan!" he said. Still with his eyes closed for some odd reason, he knelt down and took Neji's left hand in his. Neji readied the Jyuuken in his right palm. "WILL YOU MARRY ME HINATA-CHAN?!" Tenten curiously looked over her shoulder to see Naruto on his knees holding Neji's hand.

"Neji-kun?" she asked. She walked over to the two men and hugged Neji's right side for warmth. It had already been a long period of silence even before Tenten joined them and the Kyuubi jinchuuriki opened his blue eyes. His jaw would have fallen off if not for the skin and muscles holding it up for him.

"NEJI?! WHERE'D HINATA-CHAN GO?!" he cried as he jumped back a bit, far enough so he wouldn't fall off the wooden platform. With a vein popped upon Neji's forehead he calmly and irritably said to the immature man,

"Lord Hiashi and Hinata-sama are out on vacation right now. Please leave the premises now, Naruto." Uzumaki folded his arms and glared at the fair-skinned man.

"I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! I'LL BET YOU'RE JUST SLOWING ME DOWN SO THAT HINATA-CHAN CAN HAVE MORE TIME FITTING ON HER WEDDING GOWN SO I CAN PROPOSE TO HER AND---!!!"

"Jyuuken!" Neji yelled. The force of the chakra sent into Naruto's body sent him flying far above and past the gate through the roof of the women's indoor hot spring house. Screams and clashings of metal were heard in the far distance. Neji handed Tenten a pair of binoculars to see what was happening as they stood on the rooftop of the Hyuuga Household. As Naruto was thrown into the snow outside the indoor hot spring's territory he could have been recognized as Snow White. With skin as white as snow, lips and cheeks: the colour of blood, and there were many blackening bruises on Naruto's head where the girls and women relaxing at the house had torn out his hair and elsewhere. The dark-brown haired girl put down the binoculars and looked up to the long-haired man.

"Hey, Neji-kun?" she said.

"Hmmn?" he still had a satisfied smirk on his face after witnessing what had resulted in Naruto's proposal to marry Hinata a few minutes earlier.

"How did you know that we would be able to see Naruto getting beat up at the hot springs house from this view?" she accusingly asked. His pink cheeks because of the cold weather turned beet red. In a quick moment he knelt down and hugged Tenten's waist.

"Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?" he complimented.

"Neji-kun! Get off of me! You haven't answered my question! NEJI!!!"

No, there was not any request for a TentenxNejixNarutoasskicking moment, I just felt like doing this! ;P Flame me(I mean like something really horrible, a tip or comment is not much of a flame) and I'll give you a rotting cookie :P Please review and thanks so much for reading!!! And the thing about Naruto having the stuffed cheeks and the suit was from the Godfather and other stuff I think… I was influenced by Phil of the Future when my sisters were watching it on tv!