Okay, Honey, sing!
Honey-...Okay...(begins singing along with Hatsune Miku-Popipo
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN (10X)
MER-MERO-ME-
IRRASHAII! (Honey dancing)
Honey-Come in and please eat this
ME. RON. PAN!
I've decided! You will eat or you will die ^v^
So go on!
Please try my
ME. RON. PAN TT^TT
It's on sell for 200 yen!
Honey-(still dancing, with knife)
Vivi-CHOP! CHOP!
Bonnie-ATTACK! ATTACK!
Sniffles-Hold still! Hold still!
Evil-MWAHAHAHAHAA!
Honey-This is on sale!
My omurice-su! (holds up a perfect omurice)
No, we don't have ketchup!
I don't make hamburgers-ne! (looks angry)
Oh, that isn't in stock right now, try again next month.
That's my Mysterious Red Juice.
ACK! What do you think it is? O_O;;
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN
Honey-Tree Friends are the strongest! Ahhahahahahahahaaaa!
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN
Honey-With these weapons in our haaaahahahahahahahaaands!
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN
MERO-MERO-ME-ME. RON PAN
Honey-To Splendont-kun-no-ahahahahahahhaaaa! (stabs at camera with sushi knife)
The meron pan filling is a secret too!
First Day
Her alarm didn't go off as usual. No, instead, someone woke Honey. The moment she opened her eyes, she was shocked. Splendont looked down at her and smiled. "Morning, Honey." She jumped back.
"W-w-w-what? How did you get in?" All types of thoughts ran through Honey's head. Did I…sleep with him last night? She could just picture him romancing her and then taking her back here.
"I got in with that spare key under the floor mat. You really shouldn't keep it there, anyone could find it." She looked a little calmer now.
"What are you doing here, Splendont?" She hadn't seen him for two days since they found each other again. She had hoped he had left for good.
"I came to work, of course. Look at you, Honey, you're about to pop, you shouldn't be running a shop on your own. Oh, what you have that one guy to help you, but he's only one person. An extra hand wouldn't hurt." He picked her up and carried her to a chair in the small corner she called a kitchen.
"Wha-!" He put her down and gave her a plate filled with scrambled eggs, turkey bacon, and toast with honey.
"Your favorite," he smiled at her.
"Why are you doing this?" Honey asked, pushing the plate away. She usually didn't get morning sickness until the morning was halfway over. "We're over, Splendont." He was silent.
"I want you back, but I can't just do that with some sweet words and nice gifts, right?" Honey nodded. "Then, I'm going to prove that I'm not lying. I'm going to work for your affection, and then I'm going to help with the baby when she's born…you decided on a name yet?"
"…Ummm…Cherry…Berry…Sakura…"
"It's funny how two of those names are fruit…"
"I like fruit!" She felt irritated.
"You should eat; it helps with temper and keeps the baby healthy." She snatched the plate and began eating, no longer looking at him. She did feel much better, gulping down orange juice. She stood up and went into the bathroom, turning on the radio.
"High in the sky is the sun
Beats down us like an oven!
Across the desert is a paradise!
We're all going to survive!
Like rage, the fire is still within!
Overcoming any intimidation!
Like a light that brighter after dawn!
I swear, we're never gonna just back down!
With our feelings hidden like a forest stream,
We stronger then ever, just like a team!
These tasks are for you, just remember me!
Like a ray of light, we reach to our goal!
Even if the fear begins to pull!
Never ending the battle on the way,
So in your heart, we will forever stay!
Personally, I think I do the best!"
Splendont was standing outside the bathroom, wondering what to do next. "So, what should I do next, Ms. Boss-lady?"
"Go downstairs and help Shifty with cleaning. Make sure all those dishes are spotless, alright?"
Honey read the agenda for the shop. "Okay, today is Wensday, so with every two drinks, we give the customer a free dessert of their choice under five dollars. Be sure to smile and don't forget to say irrashai this time. So, let's move out." She said. Shifty nodded and got his smock before glaring at Splendont, who was standing behind Honey, waiting.
"Ummm...Honey?" She looked over at him while preparing various dishes. "What do I do?" She thought for a second.
"Well, if you insist on sticking around...I want you to..." Honey thought some more. "...Scrub the floors, then wash the windows both on the inside and outside..."
"Okay..."
"Then, once the floor is dry, wax it."
"Huh?"
"I also want you to clean the men's bathroom, every...crack...in fact, do that first." She handed him a bunch of cleaning supplies. Splendont nodded.
"I'll be done in a couple seconds."
"Nope, do it normally. I don't want rushed, I want careful. Scrub in circles, and if a customer speaks with you, don't be rude." Honey didn't say much after that. She was busy preparing the pasteries that she was going to display under the counter. It had come to her once, while watching in the deli line. She began thinking, people with tight scheduales don't want to sit down and eat, but they will buy pastries you can rush out the door with. So, she had a display counter set up while working on Shanni's party menu.
Splendont stared at the bathroom. His mouth dropped. Shifty did NOT do a good job cleaning it. Is she...doing this...on purpose?
Wow, it's been a while since I uploaded something...and the disclaimer above was strange.
Honey-You made it up.
Oh yeah...
Splendont-(suddenly picks up Honey)
Honey-ACK!
Splendont-Time for areobic exercises.
Honey-You don't have to join.
Splendont-I said I was going to work on this with you.
Flippy-Should we stop him?
Let him go, this will be good for them.
Honey-(trying to get out of his grip while he carries her out) I'll get you for this! (points at me)
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