Hey I'm starting school tomorrow and i decided to get a couple chapters in before i have to go to bed so i can be fully functional!

I was going to tell edward what was going through my mind with love and all but he told me tanya was coming and that was the last thing i needed.

Tanya. I hate her. She is the one thing that stands in Edward and my way.

Alice pretended to be all buddy buddy with her and it turns out that she's planning on annoying Edward and embarrassing him as much as she can. I know i can hardly believe it. She is the reason Edward has been so weird on me and i planned a little something so that she can learn her lesson.

It's now Monday and she will be here tonight. The rest of the family will come another time but she had a week of for some stupid reason and she has no life so she's spending it in forks. People like her drive me nuts if you can even call them people. School went by dreadfully slow and I'm glad that i don't have to worry about stupid people from phoenix. Well i guess ex-boyfriends. And even with them it was never anything serious. Especially because i only went to my freshmen year there. And i still had my Jr and senior year left. 5 months and my sophomore year is over.

Anyways plan get revenge on Tanya for Edward consisted of me meeting her and pretending to help her. then Edward will com in and he's going to look like he use to and we'll start o make fun of him and then we as in the football team the Cullen's and hales are going to mess with her head. And i can't wait. We decided to do this in the mall. And on second thought that is a very long name i think it will be renamed revenge for Edward. Yep that sounds good.

After school Monday i drove over to the Cullen's and hoped out of the car. I walked into the house only to find a gorgeous blond in the front room. And the plan was put in action.

"Tanya?" i said like it was a question

"Who are you and what do you want?" she asked in a very snobby voice

"Your help" i said

She only nodded so i continued

"You see I've been fooling Edward" i said and the lying hurt because I'd never want to hurt him "He thinks i love him but today i want to let him have he is so annoying and clingy"

"Ah i see and you know about me how" she said

"He talks about you and high school in Alaska i think your brilliant he doesn't though" i said

"OK lets go i have a couple of ideas"

As we started walking out Edward came down and he looked ridicules his hair was parted in a very nerdy looking way he had on huge glasses and his jeans were pulled up way high.

I couldn't stifle my giggle so i coughed and said "Hi honey" as he pecked my cheek"

"Haven't changed a bit" Tanya sneered and we made a graceful exit.

As we entered the mall Tanya and I went to get some "cute" outfits

I ended up in some very short shorts and a black spaghetti strap tank top that made my chest look huge and let a bit of cleavage show along with some stomach. I felt naked. It was so weird.

When Edward came into view it was my good looking godly Edward even though i didn't mind the geeky one. I walked up to him and kissed his perfect lips and Tanya started trying to flirt but before she could get far this banner UN furled and it was huge. And covered most of one of the walls in the mall. I laughed at the picture as Tanya ran out in utter embarrassment. Alice said she had a good picture but I didn't think it was this good.

Hey everybody I tried to make this a longer chapter hope you liked it please review no matter what.