A/N: Guys… I have news. THIS STORY IS ALMOST OVER! *cries* Last chapter is next chapter… Strange, it doesn't feel like the end. But it is. Good news time! I have more Greek Mythology ideas, so I'm not leaving the… er, fandom. Depending on what story I write, the next one will probably be more serious. And more good news! It's review-replying time!

LizzieNya: Uh… bro, that's too far XD Nah, I just reference memes. I won't actually use any. At least not like that XD

Ausar The Vile: This story should just be called random, eh? I told someone else that but okay…

"What do you mean?" Hermes asked cautiously, trying not to sweat.

"I am sure you know what I mean," Zeus replied darkly. "Son."

Hermes shook his head. "Uh… what?"

"I found out your plans," Zeus answered. "I know you are involved. It was you who spoke to that mortal girl, and you are aware of the plan. And now, my natural disasters roam over the world, and they will destroy everything, until you TELL ME THE TRUTH!"

Hermes sighed, as he contemplated his answer. "The author swapped you. I swear that on the Styx." Nothing happened, so Hermes wasn't lying, and the author was in the deep doo doo. Well, not really.

"I cannot speak to the author," Zeus grumbled. "That is breaking the laws of fanfiction, and laws in general. And it's also messed up. Now, tell me which character swapped me."

"Father… don't do this to me," Hermes pleaded. "I'm your son."

"I know," Zeus said, furrowing his brows and pacing around. "But I cannot simply forgive you for giving me this torture. And protecting that mortal brat."

Hermes sighed. He suddenly remembered the meeting from the previous night, and stood up.

"Father," he said. "If you want to know the truth, come to the throne room. Tomorrow. And I swear on the Styx I will tell you then. Everything! But not now."

"Really?" Zeus grumbled. He felt like unleashing another tsunami on Earth. But Hermes had sworn on the Styx; the promise was genuine. The god sighed, and adjusted his toga. "Fine. Go. Tomorrow."

"Tomorrow," Hermes agreed. "Bye, Dad!" Zeus let him exit. Hermes winked at him before he walked out the door. "Oh, and Happy Birthday!" Then he left, leaving a very confused Zeus behind. A few seconds later, the Hades gang burst in.

"We are not calling the gang that." Poseidon mumbled, throwing tomatoes at the author.

"Where's Hermes?" Apollo demanded, glaring at Zeus. "What did you do with him… and my temple?"

"Sorry, nephew," Zeus said dryly. "Your temple is fixed. And Hermes is free."

"Wonderful," Hades stepped forward. "Now, brothers, I think we need to talk."

"I love reading!" Hermione Granger cried. She frowned. "Hey, I'm not supposed to be in this story. How did I get here?"

~TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES; PLEASE STAND BY~

"This is getting ridiculous," Hades sighed, as the brothers sat in a secluded room on Olympus. "Why must you two cause so much trouble?"

"This is stressful, fool," Zeus grumbled. "Do you remember how I was humiliated? Then Amphitrite ran away? I cannot deal with this anymore."

"Now I'm stressed out," Poseidon sang. The other two stared at him. "What? It's appropriate."

Hades groaned. "Thank you for that. Back a few chapters, Hestia mentioned something about stopping 'this'. I think 'this' is our mess of a relationship."

"I agree," Zeus replied. "We've been arguing for a while, and it has gotten worse. When did it start getting worse?"

"Oh…" Poseidon mused. "I remember. It was a little while ago…"

"Where's my lighting bolt?" Zeus grumbled, storming through Olympus. He turned to Athena, who was on her throne. "Someone took my Master Bolt!"

"I am not sure who, Father." Athena replied, peering up from her book.

"It was probably one of my stupid brothers!" Zeus roared, electricity crackling around his body.

"But... Um, how do you know one of your brothers stole it? Or anyone, for that matter?" Athena questioned, flipping over a page in her book.

"This is something they'd do!" Zeus grumbled. "Because I'm really stupid and dumb, I'd assume that! Also, Poseidon is the best god ever, and deserves to be King-"

"HEY!" current Zeus yelled at current Poseidon. "You're supposed to be telling the story, not flattering yourself!"

Current Poseidon rolled his eyes. "You just interrupted it, dofus. But I'll continue."

"Very well, Father," Athena sighed. "Though Poseidon should've won Athens instead of me." Zeus nodded in agreement, and current Zeus tried to smack current Poseidon. Current Hades told current Poseidon to keep telling the story and stop fooling around.

Zeus called Hermes, and asked him to send a message to his brothers. Hermes did so, and the two soon arrived.

"Brothers!" Zeus boomed. "One of you stole my lightning bolt, like in Percy Jackson!"

"Actually, in Percy Jackson, someone else took your lightning bolt." Poseidon pointed out, because he's really really smart. Current Zeus and Hades disagreed with this; current Poseidon ignored them.

"Well, this isn't Percy Jackson!" Zeus retorted, pacing around. "One of you took it!"

"Why would I take your lighting bolt?" Hades asked. "Actually, I'm stereotypically evil, so it makes sense that I would do it. But seriously, you have no evidence, and my claim is I just didn't do it." Current Hades said he isn't evil, despite Hercules and Clash of the Titans. Current Poseidon told him to shut up so he could continue the story.

"Then it was you, Poseidon!" Zeus accused his most awesome brother. "You must've stolen it to displease me!"

"I did not steal your Master Bolt!" Poseidon retorted. "It was obviously someone else, or you lost it. Thankfully I'm smart enough to see that, while you two are stupid idiots." Current Hades and current Zeus glared at current Poseidon.

"You did not say that, Poseidon," current Hades growled. "You accused me."

"I second that," current Zeus agreed. "That's how Hades got involved."

Current Poseidon groaned. "I will continue the story."

"I mean," Poseidon began, turning to Hades. "Hades stole it, because he's a massive jerk and hates everyone!" Current Poseidon ignored current Hades.

"Yeah, I'm a massive jerk and I hate everyone!" Hades agreed. He frowned. "But I didn't steal the bolt. And although Poseidon is the greatest god ever and I love him so much-" Current Zeus sighed as current Hades tried to murder current Poseidon, "-I'm going to blame him back, because I'm a massive jerk and I hate everyone."

"How dare you accuse me?!" Poseidon growled. "I can't believe you would have the courage to do something so stupid!" He turned to Zeus. "And how dare you blame me as well! I didn't steal your stupid lighting bolt! Like in Percy Jackson, I want an apology!"

"Never, 'cause you and Hades stole my lightning bolt!" Zeus growled. His face darkened. "I see how this is. You two are working together to overthrow me!"

"Where did you get that from?" Poseidon asked, shaking his head. "I could overthrow you without taking your silly little lightning bolt. I did it once with Hera, Athena and Apollo. And the day I work together with Hades is the day I marry him." Current Hades was so disturbed by this statement that he ran outside. Current Poseidon believed he wouldn't be back for a little while.

"Don't lie to me!" Zeus boomed. "Now that I am aware of your plans, I have no choice but to declare war on you!"

"War?" Hades asked. He stared at Poseidon. "Dammit, best god ever! Why did you do this to me?"

"The war is Zeus' idea!" Poseidon retorted. He scowled at Zeus. "Well, I'm okay with war if you're going to falsely accuse me!"

"War it is, then!" Hades agreed, with a nod.

And so, it all took off from there. The arguing continued, and the gods continued to blackmail each other, blah blah. The end.

"But what about the lightning bolt?" some random person asked.

"Ah… yes," Zeus said awkwardly. "Turns out I left it under my bed… oops. I was going to call the war off, but then Poseidon destroyed my favourite statue, and Hades destroyed my iPhone 7 Plus. So the war continued."

"So that is how it started," Poseidon said. He tapped his chin. "We have been enemies even before that, but these last few years have made it worse."

"Whoever swapped us was trying to stop that," Hades added from outside the door. "Or trying to make us see our realms as they really are. Has this really been easy for anybody?"

"No," Zeus, for the first time in forever (Frozen starts playing) smiled. "Not at all."

"I admit it's been hard," Poseidon admitted, leaning back on the wall. "But whoever swapped us… I think they taught us a lesson. I'm still angry at them… but also thankful. When Hermes reveals the truth tomorrow, I think I'll tell them that."

"I hate agreeing with you… but you are right," Zeus sighed, finally looking slightly comfortable with his new body. "Even if I had the worst time."

"This is too beautiful." someone in the invisible audience sniffled. Then everyone burst into tears of joy, because the scene was so touching.

"What was that idea you had back in Chapter 3, Zeus?" Hades asked outside the door. "About going to the mortal world."

Zeus looked up. "I said we could stay there for three nights, but then you turned me down."

"If I had known what would happen, I would've agreed," Hades sighed sadly. "But… better late than never, right? After all, you said we could get away from all the trouble."

"Ah, yes!" Poseidon agreed cheerfully. "I could see Arianna again." Hades frowned at that, since Arianna was supposed to be dead and all. But he and his brothers were having a sappy scene, and it probably wasn't the best time to bring that up.

"Well, mortal world, here we come," Zeus declared, standing up. "Because tomorrow, it's finally time to hear the truth."