Hello! Thanx 4 such great reviews! Ok, so here is the setting 4 this chapter: Bella is talking to Alice from a local hotel because her and Edward had some 'fun' if u know what I mean. The two wanted to have privacy from overhearing vampires. Alice is at home.
Acullen: Bella! Where r u??
Bswan: Alice, you of all people should know where I am.
Acullen: Well, ur at a hotel, but why??
Bswan: It's kind of embarrassing.
Acullen: C'mon. we are like sisters.
Bswan: Me and Edward finally… did it.
Acullen: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Bswan: Yep. Im not innocent Bella anymore!
Acullen: We need 2 celebrate!!
Bswan: Nooo! That would be more embarrassing than telling you!
Acullen: Please Bella? It would just be the Cullens and Hales. Can't I have any fun??
Bswan: No, that would b awful! No would feel comfortable. Besides, what would we do? Pin the penis on the vagina, and hand out condoms as party favors?
Acullen: GREAT IDEAZ! Besides the rest of us aren't virgins, so we'd all relate!
Bswan: Alice, wait! I was just kidding!
…Acullen has left the room…
Bswan: Alice?? Alice!!
…Emcullen has entered the room…
Bswan: Hey Emmett.
Emcullen: Hey Bella-y full of jelly!
Bswan: Emmett, are u saying im FAT?
Emcullen: Urm, no. LOL, Alice told me your ideas!
Bswan: Great, now the whole world knows I'm not innocent.
Emcullen: Huh? Hahahaha. Bella got laid! Bella got laid!
Bswan: Shut it! U didn't know? What were you talking about then?
Emcullen: About you changing to a pushup bra to impress Mr. Eddiekins.
Bswan: Grrrr. I'm going to kill that girl!
Emcullen: Yeah, I'd like to see u try!
Bswan: Well, I don't care what you think.
Emcullen: Well lets talk have a brother-to-sister-in-law chat about your non-virgininty!
Bswan: Ug!
Emcullen: Who was it with? Did u moan and groan? Did you cum all over the bed?
Bswan: Sheesh. The first, Edward, duh! The other 2 are between me and Edward.
Emcullen: Oooh! I'm off 2 tell Jasperkins!
Bswan: Emmett, no!
…Emcullen has left the room…
Bswan: Once again abandoned. Non-virginity can really suck sometimes.