Li: Sorry it took so long to update this. I have a life to live!
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Li: *playing something on the computer*
Russia: What are you playing comrade Li?
Li: I am playing Monopoly: The World Edition on Pogo dot com.
Russia: Is there killing?
Li: No, you just buy places around the world and try the get the highest net worth to win.
England: I never heard of that game.
Li: Maybe it is because it is an online game. *shrugs* I do not know. Anyways, *pauses the game and looks towards the camera* Hello and welcome back to Hetalia Truth or Dare! Last time Nyx *points to Nyx who is arguing with Prussia about who is more awesome* joined as a host. Today, Greece's kitty shall join us, but that is for later. For now, let us do the dares I got from (yet again) a PM I got.
Somalia: Seriously, you do not have to send PM messages for this story anymore!
SA: I will read it. This is from Outcast001:
I dare Italy to drink a mix of red bull, mother, dare iced coffee and wicked with Germany in the same room (might want to lock those doors)… lets see how a hyped up Italy goes!
SA: Here Italy! *hands Italy a mix of what's above*
Italy: Ve~ Thank you SA! *drinks it, and is locked in a room with Germany by Somalia and SA*
Somalia: I am so glad Hungary put cameras in there.
I dare Spain to stay off tomatoes for a whole week, and for Romano to sleep in the same bed as Spain for the same week!
Somalia: Will do~ *locks the tomatoes outside*
Spain: NO! MY TOMATOES! *is held back by Romano (isn't it usually the other way around?)*
Somalia: Okay then… I shall read the truths and dares from Goddesxofxmusic1:
Hello there countries! I am Goddesxofxmusic1 newcomer and you are the first story I review congratulations! Now I have packets of M&Ms for everyone to celebrate including you Canada!
*throws M&M packs to countries and Ocs*.
Li: I feel honored that this story is the first one you're reviewing.
Everyone (even Belarus): We're glad that you like the story and thank you for the M&Ms!
Now for the truths.
Japan: Do you know Lilly from vocaloid2?
Japan: Hai {1}.
Turns out what I herd the polls say she is the most hated vocallid do you agree with that?
Japan: I don't know why everyone hates her. She does have fans.
Li: It's true. I found some comments on DeviantaART and the users say they love her.
England: Have you ever riden the london eye?(largest faies wheel)
England: Of course, I have. It's a great way to see the city of London and you see the frog trying to find were you are so he can annoy you. *calmly sips his tea*
France: Shut up! Q_Q
England: Look on the bright side frog, the next chapter is the last time that you're doing your dare.
France: SHUT UP!
Also, I heard someone saying that whoever is ruling England now is going to change the name of big ben how would you feel is someone did.
England: As long as the new name can't be used as an inappropriate joke *glares at France* I would like the name.
Turky: Why do you were that mask? I haz to know!
Turkey: First, my name is spelled Turkey. Second, I feel like wearing it.
Switzerland: Do you ever feel that you have a slight resemblance to Poland? Don't hate me but I think you do (maby it's the eyes)
Switzerland: I do NOT resemble Poland! Besides, look at Poland because of what happened last chapter!
Poland: *has green hair and is wearing grey clothes* Like, totally uncool! I totally look like some rock star going to work at a, like, totally boring building!
Switzerland: Again, we do NOT look alike!
Everyone else: *not saying anything so they don't get shot at*
Lichtenstein: Do you have a crush on anyone (that is not Switzerland cause that would be weird)
Liechtenstein: No. Or at least, not for the moment.
Chad: That was quick. No hesitation either.
Belarus: If I stay away from Russia (which I have to i like the nkrth american brothers) Would you be my friend cause you are one of my favorites!
Belarus: Um… Sure?
Dares:
Japan: Sing Bacterial contamination then sing I'll quit singing rock ver (cause it's english) for Lillys sake. Then drink some Dr. Pepper incase yohr throat is dry when your done.
Japan: "Why don't you die…?"
"We have made our decision."
"We're going to ignore her."
"We'll just crush anyone that's close to her, won't we? lol"
I am the target. Some people were gossiping about me.
"Isn't she so annoying? (haha)"
For a reason as simple as that.
I have now been contaminated by bacteria,
and you won't be able to escaper anywhere.
Recently my heart has gotten ill, too.
It hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts.
Even though I want someone to help me,
I can't find even one friend to rely on.
Even though it feels painful and agonizing,
I can't find even one place to escape to.
I want to take someone with me,
I want to infect someone else,
and I want to feel better soon.
To the girl who has gently
reached out her hand to me,
I will say "I'm sorry" apologetically.
I have now been contaminated by bacteria,
and I can't believe you any longer anymore.
Recently even my common sense has gotten ill,
and I can no longer stay clean or pretty.
The bacterial contamination is spreading,
and you'll want to become stronger.
Even if I barely survive,
it will hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt.
I have been contaminated by bacteria…
My bacterial contamination has healed,
any my feeling have gotten better,
all because I have given my germs to that girl.
Aha, aha, aha, aha, haha…
I have now been contaminated by bacteria,
and my wounds would not close up.
Even if I kill myself by jumping the shortest height possible,
I still can't die a pleasant death.
The bacterial contamination is spreading,
and none of you is still alive.
In the end, I am all alone.
It hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts.
It hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts…
It hurts.
*When he finishes, everyone claps. When they're done clapping, he starts the next song.*
*music*
Japan: I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all
I am sick of everyone telling my I suck at singing
I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all
You can go find yourselves another victim
I GIVE UP!
*music*
Ever since the day that my demos came out
Everyone says that I am terrible
"You look like Rin with long hair"
"And you sound awful"
It's not my fault I sound bad in my demos
It's not my fault the one who made them sucked
And then you complain about my design
I'm not a troll like Tei but you treat me like I am
And then you compare me to Gumi and Rin
Like you said that Kiyoteru is Kaito's clone
Why do you always have to compare the new 'loids
I don't ever want to be released
I'll stop singing!
I'll just uninstall!
I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all
Why are you complaining that I have a figure already?
You complain that Gackupo and Gumi do not have one
But when they give me one you say that I'm an attention hog
I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all
In the polls I am one of the most hated Vocaloids
Even though I'm not even officially released
People judge by my crappy demos and hate me
I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all
Go bash the AH'loids if you care about design so much
And I bet you're going to say my Engrish sucks…
WHAT THE EFF!(?)
*Once Japan finished, everyone clapped. He is then handed a Dr. Pepper, which he quickly starts drinking. Guess his throat's dry.*
Lichtenstein: Sing broken by amy lee form evanescence and some other band with Switzerland while he sings the dude part.
*Since this is most likely being two chapters (for the third time, in a row.) I'm just going to say that they did it. Also, during the middle of this Nyx and Prussia got into a fight and SA and Germany had to break it up.*
Hungry:*tosses butterfly headphones to her and Prussia* sing magnet while doing the concert dance and at the last par kiss then touch forheads and send me a vid.
*They did the song. When they JUST finished singing, their foreheads touched and they kiss. This has been recorded and approved by Somalia, who has sent the tape to the reviewer and many copies for those who ask for it. Also, Nyx is happy that the reviewer had them do this.*
Canada:*tosses toeto* Sing toeto by luka like your hetaloid!
*Yeah, Canada did this as well. At least he's happy that he's been noticed!*
America: Sing rolling girl rock ver.
Note: you don't need to put in the lyrics I just now figured out I am doing to many songs. * sweat drop*
*America sings the song. Plain and simple. Also, Nyx and Prussia had (yet again) another argument about who's more awesome.*
China and : here*tosses China panda hat* I swiped it from my sister. You can have it after you do the bad apple dance with Korea.
China: THANK YOU, ARU! *puts the panda hat on* I love it, aru!
*After letting China fawn over it for a couple more minutes, he and Korea did the Bad Apple dance. Once it ended, Korea groped China. Now we're back to our program after said events.*
Everyone: Two vid dares. I dare you all to whach the mine turtle vid and then whach the tow girls one cup vid and record your reactions (li if you don't know what that is you don't want to)
Everyone: We already did a dare with two girls one cup in chapter 5.
England: It gives me a reason to hate America even more!
Li: I didn't actually SEE the video, but a review of it… and after that review, I'm never going to watch it. Ever.
*After watching mine turtle.*
Somalia: That was funny!
Everyone else: Agreed.
Everyone: do the Get down dance!
That is all I will review more as the story goes on bye! BTW Cnada America I love you both!
Everyone: *Does said dance. Once they finish, they collapse*
America and Canada: *pant* Thank *pant* you.
Libya: *pant* The next *pant* review *pant* is from *pant* GiselleCandy. She *pant* reviewed twice *pant*. So I'm just *pant* going to *pant* read them both.
HELLO! I love how Somalia use black mail against them but anyways Romano kiss Spain for 25 minutes and japan you do know who Taiwan is what do you think
Somalia: Well thank you! *isn't tired from dancing Get Down.*
Romano: What?! *was about to start cussing if not for Spain kissing him. In the mean time, Japan shall answer the question.*
Japan: Werr, I think Taiwan is a strong-wired and fashionable sister. *mutters* Though she hasn't stop worrying ratery.
Taiwan: I heard that!
*After 25 minutes, Spain and Romano pull apart. Then Spain remembers the tomatoes outside but is (yet again) held back by Romano.*
Libya: Okay, the next one is a completely different one from the same person.
HELLO! Somalia you're my favorite host
Somalia: I'm honored. And happy. I got blackmail. I giving this to Eleni (Greece's Kitty if you don't remember from the first part of last chapter) when she gets here.
Japan you're my favorite character in the anime other the. Your Sis Taiwan
Japan: *bows* Thank you. I'm very honored.
Taiwan: Me too! *bows as well*
Anyways China I dare you to kiss Japan :( I hope you can forgive me and seychelles kiss England for 5 minutes (my sis made me)
Japan: I forgive you.
China: *kisses Japan* Not like we have a choice.
Japan: I agree.
Seychelles: … Fine. *obviously not happy about kissing England. Anyways, kisses England for 5 minutes, pulls away and goes over by Canada*
Chad: Okay then. The next one is from Greece's kitty- *interpreted when smoke appears*
*When the smoke disappears, two girls are standing there. One of the girls is wearing clothes that are a mix of Fem!Spain and Fem!Romano (or so Fem!Italy told me). Her hair is down with hair over one of her eyes. The other girl is wearing a white half shirt that says, love over a cami top, and skinny jeans. She's also wearing fishnet purple gloves and nails painted blood red. Her hair is in a half ponytail. If you are wondering about hair color and such, Li didn't get that info from Eleni via PM. Anyways, Spain (who just stop struggling to get his precious tomatoes) and Romano gasp.*
Spain and Romano: Brazil?!
Brazil: Uh, duh. Anyways, DARES!
Eleni: *gives bone crushing hug to Greece* Esi esai e gatouta mou twra!
Greece: *has look of horror on his face*
Somalia: *confused* What did she say? I don't speak that language.
Eleni: ON WITH MY DARES! BRAZIL!
Brazil: Okay… papi and papi have to kiss until me, Somalia, Hungary, and Eleni have enough yaoi!
Romano: WHAT?!
Brazil: And you can ground me afterwards or take it away!
Romano: … FINE! *after _ {2} of yaoi filled minutes.*
Hungary: *holding a tissue to her nose, trying to stop a nosebleed*
Brazil: IGGY HAS TO APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING ME A LAD! Oh and I did see France… *smirking*
England: DON'T CALL ME IGGY! And I'm sorry for calling you a lad.
France: *still dancing* This sucks… Q_Q
Brazil: Papi has to apologize for making me try to die and getting me grounded because I killed him.
Somalia: I don't remember either Spain or Romano dying in the past and suddenly coming back to life.
Brazil: Papi has to apologize for grounding me because I killed his little tomato.
Spain and Romano: *look at each other* Who did what again? … I'm sorry for whatever it is I done to you…
Carol: Well that was confusing.
Brazil: SCREAMING CONTEST AND OR CURSING CONTEST WITH THE LOUDEST COUNTRY EVER! MEEEEE! Oh and Eleni wants to participate.. anyone wanna join in?
America: I SHALL JOIN THE SCREAMING CONTEST!
Carol: SAME HERE!
Nanu: Trust me, Carol can be really loud if she wants to.
Romano: I'll join the f***ing cussing contest, even though it's f***ing pointless.
Brazil: Okay, first contest is me, America, Eleni, and Carol. The second contest is me, Eleni, Romano, and Somalia.
Somalia: Wait, since when was I in this? Also, here *gives Eleni a copy of the blackmail from earlier*
Eleni: Thank you!
Brazil: LET'S START THE FIRST CONTEST!
Somalia: Wait, why am I being ignored?(!)
*The first contest almost broke everyone's eardrums. In the end, Brazil won.*
America: Why did the hero lose?! The hero never loses!
Brazil: Okay time for the second contest!
Somalia: Who am I, Canada? No offense Canada.
Canada: *quietly* None taken.
*After that contest, Brazil won yet again.*
Eleni: GREECE, WHY ARE YOU LAZY I'M FROM LESVOS GREECE AN I'M SUPER HYPER! Oh and one more thing… if anyone laughs at the word lesvos… they meet my knife… kolkolkolkol
Russia: I like her.
Greece: There's… nothing else to do… Zzz…
Turkey: Shocker. He fell asleep.
Brazil: What about Poland?
Poland: Like, what about me?
Eleni: Oh yeah. *beats up Poland* NEVER SWITCH OUT MY BLOOD COLORED NAIL POLISH WITH PINK NAIL POLISH EVER!
Poland: OW! But, blood-colored nail polishes is, like, a totally gross color. Plus it totally reminds me of the Russian over there. *points to Russia*
Eleni: I don't care! Your gonna make up for it… *gives Poland a shot and it absorbs half of his blood turning into nail polished slowly*
Poland: Totally *going a little pale* un… cool… *falls on the couch, looking pale.*
Everyone else (besides Russia, Belarus, Eleni, Somalia, SA, Brazil, and Li): … *takes a step away from Eleni*
Eleni: Oh and *snaps fingers and countries turn into cats* YOU ALL KITTIES! Sorta… I didn't turn me, Brazil, Somalia, Li, and South Africa into kitties! SO WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU!
SA: You don't have to call me South Africa. It's why I have the nickname SA, it's shorter.
Eleni: *ignores SA*
Brazil: *walks over to Spain kitty and Romano kitty and starts bashing their faces together* KISS! GODD***ITS KISS!
Eleni: *turns to Li* They'll turn back in 2 chapters.
Li: Okay then… Well's it's about time to end the first part of the chapter here. See you all in the next part!
*Later*
SA: Somalia, what are you doing?
Somalia: I'm recording Kitty!France doing his dare! It's f***ing hilarious!
SA: *sighs*
Kitty!France: Q_Q
Somalia: That's not going to work on me France.
{1} Yes
{2} You can decide how many minutes they did it. All I know is, the amount of time they did it made Hungary nosebleed.
Me: Well that's it for now. Man, this is getting tiring.
Somalia: You mean the fact that there are so many dares and truths and some of the dares have to be songs, which make it so that the chapter is more likely to be in two parts?
Nanu: … I'm surprised that you can be intelligent one minute, fawning over blackmail another minute, and then getting hurt the next.
Somalia: Yeah, I rather not talk about that. The last time that happened, I ended up in the hospital. Not telling how though. I CAN say that it wasn't fun.