Hi guys! Sorry the update took so long!
I just started High School...T.T...
I get lost a lot...
Disclaimer: Wait a second. Wait...WAIT. Nope. Still don't own!
Kay.
"DECIDE the ROOMS?"
"Yup!" Shizune cheerfuly replied. She looked oddly happy about this...
"Okay. how are we going to pick them?" Naruto asked. Shizune smiled. This can't be good...
"Simple." She picked up a hat out of nowhere. "We pick a number out of the box I have here!"
"..simple enough." Neji mumbled and picked a card. Everyone went after him and the rooms came out as followed.
(1) Choji and Lee
(2) Shikamaru and Zetzu
(3) Itachi and Gai
(4) Sasori and Ino
(5) Tobi and Kakashi
(6) Hinata and Zabuza
(7) Kiba and Hidan
(8) Kisame and Naruto
(9) Deidara and Sakura
(10) Sasuke and Shino
(11) Neji and Tenten
"NO.WAY.IN.HELL." Tenten growled.
"Oh well. Let's go everyone!"
:X:
"Okay! Pair up with your roomie!" Shizune ordered. Everyone went to there partners, some not knowing who they were.
"Soo...are you a girl...boy?" Sakura poked Dei-dei. "You look like a mixture of both. Mans voice, girls body."
"...everytime I meet someone new...EVERYTIME!"
"I hate you." Neji growled.
"Crap. Neji hates me. I'm gonna DIE from sadness." Tenten growled back.
"Okay! Here are your keys! GO TO YOUR ROOMS!"
(Choji and Lee)
"HELLO, MY YOUTHFUL ROOMMATE OF YOUTH!"
"I want this bed."
"WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SUCH A YOUTHFUL TIME!"
"And there's a nice bathroom..."
"LET'S BE YOUTHFUL FRIENDS OF YOUTH!"
"Have any food?"
(Shikamaru and Zetzu)
"...troublesome."
"What? I really need help."
"But with THIS?"
"Yes!"
"...this is SO stupid."
"PLEASE!"
"Fine. Just promise you won't eat me."
"Swear it."
"Okay. You need to press THIS button to turn on the T.V"
(Itachi and Gai)
"HELLO!"
"...hello."
"I'M GAI!"
"..I know."
"YOU'RE ITACHI!"
"I know."
"WE ARE GOING TO BE ROOMMATES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS!"
"...one more minute with you and I'm going to go insane."
(Sasori and Ino)
"...soooo..."
"Don't make me kill you."
"I'll shut up."
(Tobi and Kakashi)
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"
"98..."
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"
"99..."
"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"
"...100! Good boy! Cookie for you!"
(Hinata and Zabuza)
"..."
(Kiba and Hidan)
"Again, again!"
"..."
"PLEASE!"
"..fine."
CRACK!
"Off goes my head."
"WEEE!"
(Kisame and Naruto)
"Please don't get me in the middle of the night, Mr.Shark-man!"
"I won't. Akatsuki never breaks contracts."
"YES!"
(Deidara and Sakura)
"No way."
"It's true!"
"i don't believe you, Dei-dei-chan!"
"It's true!"
"OMG! No way!"
"And I said YES!"
"WAY TO GO, DEI-DEI-CHAN!"
(Sasuke and Shino)
"...Hn..."
"..."
"...Hn."
"..."
"Hn."
"..."
"...hn?"
"..."
"HN."
"..."
"...HN?"
"..."
"HN!"
"..."
"...WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING?!"
"...Aaa."
(Neji and Tenten)
"I hate you."
"I hate you more."
"I want you to die."
"I want you to die more painfully."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Yes."
"YES! HA! WE AGREED!"
"..."
(A few hours later)
"Okay everyone do you like your roo-" Shizune started.
All she saw was Lee making Choji a TON off food, Shikamaru asleep as Zetsu tried to figure out a remote, Itachi was Mangakyou sharinganing Gai to see that he was witnessing Lee becoming Kakashi's pupil, Sasori had a knife dangerously close to Ino's neck, Kakashi was throwing cookies at Tobi who, in turn, ate them, Hinata and Zabuza stood silent, Kiba ripped Hidans head off and played fetch with Akamaru with it, Kisame and Naruto were talking about the o-zone layer and how everyone has to take better care of it, Deidera and Sakura were singing 'Shoes', Sasuke was poking Shino with his sword only to see Shino falling to the side, like a cow being tipped and Tenten was on top of Neji, beating him with a spork.
"...HEY! GUYS!" Shizune yelled. Everyone turned their heads. "I have to go back to Konoha now. Have fun, okay?"
"Wait! hjow are you going to get back?" Sakura asked.
"I have my ways..." Shizune said before putting a hand on her hip and one in the air. The she-huh?
SHE FLEW?!
"WHAT THE F---SHIZUNE?!"
Okay! There's the end of that chappie!
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-Chibi Shino