Enjoy this chapter! ;) Oh and since I'm leaving for camp in a few weeks, update are going to be every 3 or 4 days (I hope)!
Natasha walked into the meeting room at SHIELD, a freshly brewed coffee in her hand. Fury called a meeting for the Avengers about something important. Setting her steaming hot drink down on the table, she began to think of pranks that they were going to pull on Tony and Clint.
"Aha!" She exclaimed. She quickly grabbed a piece of paper that was lying on the table and wrote down the ideas.
Steve came into the room about a minute after Natasha. "What are you doing?" Steve asked peering over her shoulder.
"Thinking of pranks to pull on Tony and Clint," Natasha responded. "Okay, so I was thinking about either filling-" she started, before the said pranksters came waltzing into the room.
"Hey!" Tony said gleefully.
Steve turned looked at them. "What are you 2 idiots grinning about?" He asked warily. When the two men smiled like that, something was bound to be up.
"Nothing!" They replied in unison. Steve rose an eyebrow. They began whispering, however, they forgot that the one person who had super hearing was standing in front of them.
"-shouldn't have said "hey" so weirdly!"
"That didn't give anything away!"
"Yes it did! You just aren't an assassin so-"
"Oh so just because I'm not an assassin means that I don't know anything!"
"Yes because Steve is smarter than he looks and knows-"
Steve rolled his eyes. They were BOTH idiots. "GUYS! I can hear every word you are saying," Steve interrupted Tony and Clint.
Both men immediately stopped whispering, and looked up guiltily.
"Look whose the idiot now?" Tony jabbed Clint in the side.
Steve rolled his eyes again before going to sit next to Natasha. Tony and Clint took their seats, and not long after, Bruce and Thor came in through the door.
Finally, Fury walked through the door, followed by Phil Coulson and Maria Hill. (A/N Coulson got magically revived, but I'm not going into detail in this story) Two other agents walked in after, guarding a thin tall man.
Everybody's jaws hit the ground.
It was Loki.
As soon as everyone realized that the same man who tried to take over New York was standing right in front of them, they all began shouting.
"GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" Clint shouted, jumping to his feet.
"He blew up my fucking house!" Tony shrieked, also jumping to his feet.
Bruce's eyes tinged with green, and he breathed heavily to calm himself.
Natasha growled and reached for her guns.
Steve stood up, anger evident in his eyes. "Why is he here?" He snarled, barely containing his anger.
"He is my brother!" Thor defended Loki.
"ENOUGH!" Fury bellowed. Everyone shut up quickly, wanting to hear the reason for Loki being on earth. "Thor's father decided that the best punishment for Loki was to spend two years living on earth." He explained.
"But-" Tony protested.
Fury put up a hand to stop Tony from speaking. "He will be living at the Avengers tower. He is stripped of all his magical powers."
"All?" Steve questioned skeptically.
Natasha slipped her guns back into their holsters when she heard that. If Fury said Loki had no powers, then she was sure that he had no powers. Natasha surprisingly trusted Fury. Relieved, she took a sip of the warm, but not burning hot coffee. Her eyes went wide.
She spit her coffee all over the table.
"EWWW!" She screamed.
Everyone in the room stared. Tony and Clint realized that she took the coffee that they put salt in, and started laughing.
"What's going on?" Fury asked.
Bruce sighed, and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Tony and Clint, and Natasha and Steve, are in a prank war," he explained.
Fury rubbed his temples. He almost couldn't handle it. Almost.
"Sounds like fun," a voice said.
For what seemed like the 20th time, everyone's jaws dropped. Loki said that?
Finally, Clint voiced what everyone was saying. "Um, if you hate us, why the fuck do you want to join the Prank War?" He asked rudely.
"I am the God of Lies and Mischief after all," Loki shrugged. "And I do hate you, but if I am staying here for two years, I might as well make the best of them, right?"
"Eh, what the hell!" Shrugged Tony. "You're on our team then," Tony said.
"Fine, then we get Coulson," Natasha challenged them.
"Who said I was playing?" Coulson exclaimed.
"We did," Natasha and Steve said in unison.
"Come on, don't be a spoilsport!" Clint called out. Everyone agreed.
Coulson muttered under his breath about how stupid this was before reluctantly agreed.
"Whoo!" Natasha and Steve yelled.
Fury and Hill facepalmed. They definitely couldn't handle this.
It was going to be a long two years.