Suffering That Binds Us CH. 12: Owning the Emo
SUBJECT-XVI: I HAVE RETURNED! Yes that is right people I'm back and better then ever! Insanity can't hold me down! Anyway let's get started! I have currently locked Eve in a swinger house with a bunch of lesbians because she just kept getting on my fucking nerves.
SUBJECT-XVI: But don't worry I'll let her out in a couple of hours! She's bi anyway so I'm sure that she'll enjoy herself.
SUBJECT-XVI: I OWN NOTHING! SUE ME AND ALL YOU'LL GET IS THE LINT IN MY POCKET! I have no job. (X_X) It makes me very sad.
This story is about Naruka (Naruto) as she struggles with the daily battles that she must over come in order to survive each day in the Shinobi world. Bi-harem's will be involved so don't bitch. Rated M for intense and eventual Gore, Lemons, gore, lemons, language, and even more lemons.
"Demon/summon talking/thinking"
"Radio/Character talking/thinking"
(STORY START! NO POV!)
"Target spotted… Pink Banshee move into position"
"I'm already here. You ready Mr. Freeze?"
"Ready! Tequila you in position yet?"
"BITCH I'VE BEEN IN POSITION! Now hurry up! I want to have sex with Sakura again!"
"Tequila stop teasing the Emo! Pink banshee stop drooling!"
"Yes sir!"
"Fuck you!"
"Target is in position!"
"Good… spring the Trap!"
"MEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!"
"Trap successful!"
"Good! Tequila collect the target!"
"Aw why do I always gotta do it?"
"Because you're the only one she doesn't maul"
"Pooh! I new I shouldn't have let the emo talk me into carrying her!"
(POV CHANGED! NARUKA'S POV!)
"Are you ready Tora-chan?" I whispered to my small charge. Who nodded her head in agreement.
She may have been a cat but she was a smart cat, and it tortured me so to have to watch her be practically smothered by the fat assed woman who owned her. So over the past month I had secretly trained Tora-chan in the way of using henges and bunshins so that we could fake out the fat lady.
"TORA-KUN!" screamed the fat lady when we walked into the mission room with Tora in hand. The stupid bitch actually thought that Tora was a boy. 'Guess she doesn't know much about biology' I thought to myself before I was forced into a wall because of an over zealous fatass.
As she practically smothered Tora I watched with mild amusement as the Cat made the necessary hand signs to make a dead looking shadow clone and use a transfer jutsu to escape her mistresses evil clutches.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed her royal fatness as she realized that her cat had suffocated in her arms. She looked down at the body sadly for a moment before throwing it out the window and calling her minders who brought with them another cat, which she immediately began to smother as she walked out.
"Okay you can come out now Tora-chan!" I called out when I heard the fat ass leave the tower and get into her carriage.
From above Tora fell onto my head (she'd been hanging onto the roof)
"AH! IT'S A DEMON! IT CAME BACK TO LIFE!" shouted Sasuke girlishly (He hates Cats) jumping onto a chair away from me.
"Naruka… How?" began Kakashi
"Is she alive? And yes despite what everyone thinks Tora is a girl. Well I taught her shadow clones, henges, and replacement jutsu! She's a really fast learner!" I replied smiling happily as I removed the hideous pink ribbon from her ear and replace it with a royal blue caller with a silver bell on it, which I placed around her neck.
"You like you new caller Tora-chan?" I asked hugging her gently.
"Meow!" she replied happily before crawling out of my arms and settled down on my head for a nap.
"So I take it your keeping her?" as jiji
"OF COURSE! Who wouldn't want a jutsu knowing, gennin mauling, super stealthy cat partner as a pet!" I exclaimed petting my new partner on the head lovingly.
Jiji and Kakashi-sensei just sighed with a look on their faces that said. "We are all royally screwed" on it.
Of course my maniacal laughter probably wasn't helping their vote of confidence any.
Together with my new partner I through myself out the window and charged forward towards the ground cackling all the way. Once on the ground I took off to go train together we would be able to rule the world! Nah it's too troublesome.
(STORY END!)
SUBJECT-XVI: AND THAT'S THE END DUMB BITCHES! GOOD BYE AND REVIEW OR I KILL ONE CAT GIRL EVER HOUR I DO NOT RECEIVE ONE! SAVE THE CAT GIRLS!