HELLO ALL! Thanks to all my reviewers, you are kind for sharing your time
with my story. Okay, for today we have the second installment of The
Villain Saga! Today, we shall do...... Majin Buu! YAY! Funny or not,
they're aren't many good fics with him being the main character/topic! But
too bad you Buu haters, he's hitting up with Piccolo on my favorite
characters list! So HAH! Anyway, enjoy, and I OWN NOTHING! One more thing:
read my other stories, they are funny and good too, plus THEY HAVE A PLOT!
They're not like this one which doesn't have a real 'story'!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Don't you all love Majin Buu? I myself think of him as tied with Piccolo for my favorite character. First, because he is so CUTE! He's like a little baby! Babidi FORCES him to be evil! And when Piccolo kills him, he wants to be good again, but then Vegeta busts out and self-destructs to try to kill him! Who wouldn't that anger? And second, because I have so many theories about him, it's not even funny. Actually it is.
Buu is so CUTE! Forget having a dog, let's pick-up a MAJIN BUU! He looks so nice to play with, and imagine the puppy dog eyes he could make. It's just the kind of charm babies have; they're not the most beautiful things in the world, but you just love them. I could imagine the commercial for him.......
*** Commercial in my mind, very hazy and misty, and then announcer is speaking ***
"Would you like to come home with an F- and still be happy? Would you like to be protected from that SSJ3 bully at your school? Do you want to feel safe when that meanie with spiky hair self-destructs? Well, Majin Buu is for you!"
"Yes, definitely Rob, the sales analysts say that-" "That's great Bob. Anyway, Majin Buu will gives wonderful hugs and he is a very loving and sweet animal! Though evil wizards create him, we have one in prison ready, named Boggody, Bibidi's grandson. And Buu can even stop SSJ3 bullies! And he can live through self-destruction from someone who is SSJ2 ½! And he is so kind, gentle, and honest, he is selling himself to you, for only $10.00. And this isn't taking-an-animal-out-of-a-home-and-selling-him- on-the-black-market, this guy can speak! He wants to help people, and make life joyous and wonderful for all! There are not many of his kind now, but we will soon have plenty to go around! Please call us at 1-800-MAJIN-BUU-IS- VERY-KIND!
*** End of commercial ***
And I would buy Buu! He would be so kind! He will probably give me bigger hugs, because I get A+'s on my tests (no bragging intended; you are all very smart people)!
Time for theories! Well, Me has one theory, and I have one. So I will ask Me in his interview later, and I will state mine now.
MY THEORY is that Majin Buu is actually an art project! But not Sup- Kai's! The modern one is actually a screwed up clay model of the Pokemon, Ditto (and I don't like Pokemon, sorry). They tried to make him do stuff, but all he did was sit there, pick flowers, be aggressively nice, and- well, you get the picture. So, they sent him off to space, where Bibidi found him! Bibidi was SO mean to him, that Buu's heart turned cold and black, and the good seeped out slowly, into a little statue, which was so proud and happy, he became the statue of David. Buu stayed mean and angry until his demise, which Buu enjoyed, as he felt his torture consciously.
But now, let's ask Me for his opinion! Time for the interview with myself!
Einstein_006: Hello Me. Let's skip the chitchat. First question, what's your theory on Majin Buu?
Me: He is a deformed, yet evil, pig from Farmer Joe. He got his idea for being evil when androids 17 and 18 came over to Joe, and they started a dictatorship of ruling malls.
Einstein_006: That answer was so good, I will ask for only one more question. What is Buu's power level, IN DRAGONBALL Z TERMS!
Me: Okay, okay, calm down man. You see, SSJ1 is 3000 khili's. SSJ2 is around 7000 khili's, because it's a little more than double SSJ1. SSJ3, however, is like 11,000 khili's, A LOT over triple SSJ1. Buu is stronger than SSJ3, but much weaker than SSJ4, which is 14,000 khili's. His power level is around 12, 000 khili's.
Einstein_006: A very good answer. Leave.
Me: With a statement, or the interview?
Einstein_006: Both.
Me: Okay, Buu is a very nice but not understood person!
Einstein_006: Good, another excellent answer. And no sarcasm intended. Goodbye!
Me: Goodbye!
What the heck? Has Einstein_006 taken a turn for the good with Me? Or does he himself have an evil plot? Find out next time, on The Villain Saga of Goku, Don't! Goodbye, and PLEASE REVIEW!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Don't you all love Majin Buu? I myself think of him as tied with Piccolo for my favorite character. First, because he is so CUTE! He's like a little baby! Babidi FORCES him to be evil! And when Piccolo kills him, he wants to be good again, but then Vegeta busts out and self-destructs to try to kill him! Who wouldn't that anger? And second, because I have so many theories about him, it's not even funny. Actually it is.
Buu is so CUTE! Forget having a dog, let's pick-up a MAJIN BUU! He looks so nice to play with, and imagine the puppy dog eyes he could make. It's just the kind of charm babies have; they're not the most beautiful things in the world, but you just love them. I could imagine the commercial for him.......
*** Commercial in my mind, very hazy and misty, and then announcer is speaking ***
"Would you like to come home with an F- and still be happy? Would you like to be protected from that SSJ3 bully at your school? Do you want to feel safe when that meanie with spiky hair self-destructs? Well, Majin Buu is for you!"
"Yes, definitely Rob, the sales analysts say that-" "That's great Bob. Anyway, Majin Buu will gives wonderful hugs and he is a very loving and sweet animal! Though evil wizards create him, we have one in prison ready, named Boggody, Bibidi's grandson. And Buu can even stop SSJ3 bullies! And he can live through self-destruction from someone who is SSJ2 ½! And he is so kind, gentle, and honest, he is selling himself to you, for only $10.00. And this isn't taking-an-animal-out-of-a-home-and-selling-him- on-the-black-market, this guy can speak! He wants to help people, and make life joyous and wonderful for all! There are not many of his kind now, but we will soon have plenty to go around! Please call us at 1-800-MAJIN-BUU-IS- VERY-KIND!
*** End of commercial ***
And I would buy Buu! He would be so kind! He will probably give me bigger hugs, because I get A+'s on my tests (no bragging intended; you are all very smart people)!
Time for theories! Well, Me has one theory, and I have one. So I will ask Me in his interview later, and I will state mine now.
MY THEORY is that Majin Buu is actually an art project! But not Sup- Kai's! The modern one is actually a screwed up clay model of the Pokemon, Ditto (and I don't like Pokemon, sorry). They tried to make him do stuff, but all he did was sit there, pick flowers, be aggressively nice, and- well, you get the picture. So, they sent him off to space, where Bibidi found him! Bibidi was SO mean to him, that Buu's heart turned cold and black, and the good seeped out slowly, into a little statue, which was so proud and happy, he became the statue of David. Buu stayed mean and angry until his demise, which Buu enjoyed, as he felt his torture consciously.
But now, let's ask Me for his opinion! Time for the interview with myself!
Einstein_006: Hello Me. Let's skip the chitchat. First question, what's your theory on Majin Buu?
Me: He is a deformed, yet evil, pig from Farmer Joe. He got his idea for being evil when androids 17 and 18 came over to Joe, and they started a dictatorship of ruling malls.
Einstein_006: That answer was so good, I will ask for only one more question. What is Buu's power level, IN DRAGONBALL Z TERMS!
Me: Okay, okay, calm down man. You see, SSJ1 is 3000 khili's. SSJ2 is around 7000 khili's, because it's a little more than double SSJ1. SSJ3, however, is like 11,000 khili's, A LOT over triple SSJ1. Buu is stronger than SSJ3, but much weaker than SSJ4, which is 14,000 khili's. His power level is around 12, 000 khili's.
Einstein_006: A very good answer. Leave.
Me: With a statement, or the interview?
Einstein_006: Both.
Me: Okay, Buu is a very nice but not understood person!
Einstein_006: Good, another excellent answer. And no sarcasm intended. Goodbye!
Me: Goodbye!
What the heck? Has Einstein_006 taken a turn for the good with Me? Or does he himself have an evil plot? Find out next time, on The Villain Saga of Goku, Don't! Goodbye, and PLEASE REVIEW!