Thank you for the ideas! I have re-found my creative-ness! And a new affinity for hyphens, but that's beside the point. Although I said I'd only write this if you guys made me sad … it felt like too much fun to not write. ;) On a side note, how many of you guys actually read my Author's Notes?
His mission was a sure success! He had caught the little dog, leaving a clear trail to lead the rest of that ignorant Flock straight to his hide-out, where he was waiting with a bazooka. He had left the dog near the front of the cave – just close enough for those fools to try and make a dash for their stupid canine. And he had made sure not to underestimate his opponents – he gagged the little creature, and drugged him so that the little blond one wouldn't be able to read its mind and figure out his devious plot. And as they all rushed forward for their furry black lump, he would gun them all down from his perch – get this – right behind the opening of the cave!!! Those suckers wouldn't know what hit them! And he would finally prove he was superior to that foolish Maximum Ride…and the Director would finally give him the motherly hug he'd always wanted! His moment of triumph was so close, he could almost taste it…
Omega started cackling in his sleep.
Lol, did you guys like it? I've always had a thing for teasing Omega….