An annoying tale for an annoying kit!
Chapter 11 (FINNALLY)
Annoyingpaw and Derppaw are sitting together in the camp clearing.
Annoyingpaw: it's soooo hot.
Derppaw: I knoooooow.
Annoyingpaw: Whyyyyyy?
Derppaw: Becaaaauuuussse.
Annoyingpaw: Because Whyyyy?
Derppaw: ...
Annoyingpaw: ...
*Lovepaw walks over*
Lovepaw: Hey guys
Annoyingpaw: Hiiiiiiii.
Derppaw: *Glares at Annoyingpaw* hey Lovepaw.
Lovepaw: It's so nice out here. I just love this weather.
Annoyingpaw: WHHHYYYY?
Lovepaw: I love it when you talk like that!
Annoyingpaw: LIIIIIKKKKEEE THISSSS?
Derppaw: *Cuffs Annoyingpaw over the ear* So what do you want?
Annoyingpaw: OOOOOOWWWWW
Lovepaw: Have you ever heard of Firestar?
Derppaw: Wasn't he that cat that killed that big guy in the other dimension Lionblaze was talking about?
Lovepaw: Iloveforestarsomuchiwanttobemateswithhim!
Derppaw: What?
Annoyingpaw: What?
Derppaw: MOFFIN?
Lovepaw: Uhh... *Nervously laughs* Nothing.
Derppaw: ooooooh, some cat's got a crush!
Lovepaw: Oh come on! Everybody knows you've got a huge crush on Fastpaw!
Derppaw: No I do not! *Blushes*
Annoyingpaw: Pfft whatever. She totally has a crush on me!
Derppaw: *Punches Annoyingpaw in the face* I DO NOT
Annoyingpaw: *Quietly* I was kidding...
Lovepaw: *Her face looking mutilated and terrified* I think I'm gonna go now...
Annoyingpaw: *dramatically stretches out a paw* Go, save yourself!
Derppaw: Shut up you!
Lovepaw: *Vanishes*
Annoyingpaw: Ha Ha. She totally fell for it.
Derppaw: *Sits on Annoyingpaw* What? Oh I'm sorry does that hurt? Are your ribs caving in?
Annoyingpaw: *squeaks in pain*
Derppaw: What was that? You can't breath? Well, let me move over here a little...