Hello people! The strangest thing happened when I was checking this chapter out. I had already written something for it under chapters 12 and 13 and decided to post the chapter 13 one down instead. I found that this was way more funnier, and picked this one. Enjoy~
Oh, and I don't own this! Naruto, Bleach, and the story Plot belongs to others...Thank you *bows*
What Happens After Death
Chapter 12: What did I do?
Minato watched as the younger woman glare at the taller man, her hands clenching the large book in her hands. The younger woman had black hair and glasses on, and also wore the normal uniform of a Shinigami.
"What is going on here?" she asked again when nobody answered. Thinking that this time it was about time that he took the blame (he had to grow up and take responsibility for once), he stepped up.
"Um...I can try to explain...um..." Minato began, but faltered to a stop by the glare he got from the woman. Sure, it wasn't like Kushina's glares, but still, it was still pretty scary.
"Then explain." the woman told him.
"Okay. My new friend, Hanataro, was bringing me here to sign up for the academy, when this guy started picking on him. He knocked Hanataro into the wall, and a got him to stop." Minato explained, when he suddenly remembered said boy, and quickly turned around to see Hanataro out cold in the rumble.
"Shit! Hanataro, you okay!" Minato said, his eyes wide. Ignoring the woman with the scary glare, he shot toward the rubble. Checking over Hanataro's injuries, seeing only a small concussion on his head, but otherwise alright, he sighed.
"Oh, good. Just a small concussion." he muttered out, as he went into his pack and took out a small bundle of bandages. Quickly, he managed to bandage Hanataro's head, and picked him up. Turning, he looked at the woman, who was gaping at him in shock.
"What?" he asked, when the woman started to open and close her mouth like a fish. The woman just shook her head, and sighed.
"Nothing. I can show you were you need to go. I am Lieutenant Nanao Ise of Squad, or Division, 8." the woman told him, earning a grin from Minato.
"Oh, hey, that means you know that Shunsui fella, right?" Minato asked, when Nanao turned and looked at him with a glare.
"You mean Captain Kyoraku? How do you know him?" Nanao asked, only to get a grin from the man.
"Oh, we've met."
Shunsui's sneeze nearly knocked his saki cup over, but didn't, as he rubbed his noise. Blinking, he just shrug his shoulders, and went back to drinking. Since his precious Nanao-chan was off to the academy for something, it gave him some time to drink.
"Ah, its such a nice day." he muttered, half contemplated to take a nap, when something caught his eye. There, just turning a corner, was two men...dressed in woman's clothing. Oh their backs were two signs. Now, Shunsui Kyoraku wasn't known for his keen sight for nothing, and was easily able to read the signs that was on their backs.
We have been masterly defeated by the brilliant, and handsome Minato Namikaze. All hail to the one and only Prankster King!
Having read that, Shunsui burst into a large amounts of chuckles, as he thought about the years to come. Oh, Soul Society won't know what hit them.