Disclaimer-All Characters unless posted otherwise are Stephenie Meyer's and NOT mine, No matter how much I wish I owned them. Apologies for all spelling, grammatical, and any other errors that have occurred.

I know you're just as tired of reading fluff as I am of writing it... so on with the show! Fast forward to a day before the Rehearsal dinner.

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Last chapter...

"Alice wants to talk house stuff, now that our crisis has been averted." He said, grinning. God. He was beautiful.

I must have been staring too long, because he said, "What Bella, what is it?"

"I just think it's profanely wrong for you to be that gorgeous." I said, smiling, wrapping my arms around his middle.

Edward shook his head and laughed.

As usual.

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"Alice, please I beg of you. The Rehearsal isn't even until tomorrow. Do we really have to do all of this stuff now? I could be doing some really important things right now..." I sighed. Like spending more time with Edward.

"Bella, You already spend almost 24 hours a day with him. Now just let me have my fun and after this you wont have to do this again." Alice said, wrapping my hair in plastic. She was giving me some soft highlights, I had a face mask on, cotton balls between my toes, and Rosalie was buffing the middle finger of my right hand. I was surprised Jasper hadn't been press ganged into helping... But we'd only been in Alice's bathroom for about an hour and a half so there was still time.

Alice had informed me that in that time Edward had re-organized his entire collection of CD's, and was still playing around on the piano.

"There! I'm finally finished. Bella you sure do have a lot of hair." Alice said, taking off the plastic gloves she had been wearing. Even at super human speed, it had taken Alice about 25 minutes to just highlight it.

"Alice, why am I getting all gussied up? I know I have a wedding in two days, but I figured the 'pampering' wouldn't start until... well the day of the wedding." I said, watching Rosalie do the edges of my nails in white.

"Bella, you should know better. I don't tell secrets, especially not other peoples."

I groaned. "Where is he planning on taking me?"

"Who?" Alice said very sweetly and innocently.

"You know darn well who you little-" Rosalie interrupted me. She had been laughing but she had quickly covered it up by coughing. I knew better. Vampires didn't cough.

"Bella come ON. Just let the boy have his fun. All he wants is to take care of you and spoil you a little... You know, show his love and all that." Alice said, crossing her arms and leaning against the counter.

I sighed. I knew perfectly well why Edward wanted to do all these things. And I really wished he wouldn't. I had already tried to explain the whole 'thrown out of balance' thing to him but he hadn't taken in a word of it apparently.

"How long do I have to sit looking ridiculous like this?" I asked Alice, looking at myself in the mirror while I could. She would cover it or take it down all together soon.

"14 more minutes Bella. Rose, you almost finished?" Alice asked, leaning to take a peek at my fingers.

Rosalie took my fingers and looked at them carefully.

"Yeah almost Alice. I just have to put the top clear coat on and let them dry." She looked to me now "Bella that means for 10 minutes after I do that you cannot- repeat CANNOT- use your hands or fingers for anything. Ok?" Rosalie asked, looking at me like a stern mother.

"Yes Ma'am" I said, slightly mocking, slightly afraid. Rosalie smiled, and shook her head as she began to shake the bottle of clear nail polish.

Alice came at me with a wet wash cloth, and cleaned my face of face mask. She then spread this grainy stuff on my face and scrubbed gently with her finger tips, and then wiped that off too. Then the squirted some moisturizer on my face and rubbed that in, and then she started to pluck my eyebrows.

20 minutes later, Alice had rinsed my hair, conditioned it, and was now making artfully messy waves with my hair. Rosalie was applying foundation to my face, and Jasper, who had finally been enlisted, was putting some weird spiky looking thing on the hair dryer. He caught my confused and slightly frightened expression and said

"It's called a diffusior A/N: No idea how to spell that but I'm sure some of you know what I'm talking about. You can use it to dry your hair but keep it curly or wavy." Jasper said.

"And you know this because...?" I asked.

"Because I'm married to her." Jasper said, jerking a thumb towards Alice.

After make up had been applied and my hair was looking like a run way celebrities', Alice moved me into her gigantic closet. I hadn't seen the inside of it since she had showed me my dress; every time I had gone back for a fitting it was always in her room. Apparently she had been busy, there were a few new additions.

She drug me over to her dress rack and looked about for a few moments.

"See anything you like Bella?" Alice asked, making a sweeping gesture across the rack.

"Why don't you pull out my sizes and we'll go from there." I said, completely monotone. If I couldn't escape it, I had just decided to embrace it.

Alice tsk-ed at me me a few times, then began pulling dresses out of the random chaos.

She hung them up on the small hooks hanging everywhere. A pale green one caught my eye; It was made of a sheer delicate flowing fabric. It didn't have two straps, only one that went over my left shoulder close to my neck, and it was embroidered with green beads. It was sooo pretty. And I don't even like dresses.

"Well, I had to manifest an interest in clothing, didn't I?" Alice said, winking at me. I pulled the dress on, and Alice drug me over to the shoe section of her closet and selected shoes of the same color and put them on the floor. They had short heels, So I decided that they were alright. After I had put them on, I followed Alice to her full length mirror in the closet and stared for several minutes. I never recognized myself after her makeovers. I head her giggle.

"Well, what do you think?" Alice asked, who was no doubt translating the preamble of the constitution into swahili or something like that so Edward couldn't see.

"Edward, you had better put your clothes on, Bella will be walking into your room in exactly two minutes and thirty seven seconds." Alice said, never raising her voice.

I smiled. On the way out, Alice handed me a matching handbag and a wrap so I wouldn't get cold.

"Thanks Alice... That wasn't necessary though." I said, and she beamed.

"You're welcome, and of course it was. Have a good time!" She said. She kissed me on the cheek, and opened the door for me.

There was Edward. Oh boy was there ever Edward.

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AHHHHH!! I know it's a cliffy. Sorry, but I ran out of time so it'll have to wait.

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