B's pov
"Dare." Edward said after a while. "Ok, I dare you to fill Charlie's room with mouse traps and whoopee cushions, then when you are done flip a big spoon full of butter to wake him up." I said with a smirk. Edward grinned as he left the room.
Alice and I talked for about 5 minutes as Edward put down hundreds of mouse traps, and whoopee cushions. When he was finished I went to the door, and watched as Edward flung a whole stick of melting butter all over Charlie's face, and ran out the door.
Charlie jumped sitting up quickly, and made a swing at the sky. "Damn ceiling." Charlie said standing up, and rubbing the butter off his face. But then he stepped on the traps. "Ouch, oh mother of god, what in the hell are this mouse traps going here?" Charlie bellowed, but then he saw me at the door.
"You demon child, you did this." Charlie yelled taking a step forward making him step on a whoopee cushion. "Oh Charlie what have you been eating?" I asked plugging my nose as I laughed. "It was the damn whoopee cushion I swear." Charlie said glaring at me. "Whatever you say Mr. Farts a lot." I laughed walking back into the room. I heard a few more swears, and me farts then I head Charlie lay back down.
"Bella, truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare I guess." I said nervously. "Ok I dare you to have a conversation with Charlie, but everything you say either has to end with 'in bed', or 'in my pants'." Edward laughed.
I walked back to Charlie's room carefully walking over the mouse traps, and whoopee cushions. I lightly kicked him with my foot. Charlie groaned, and sat up looking at me. "What now?" Charlie asked. "I would like to talk to you…in my pants." I said. Charlie stared at me, with a confused, and scared look. "No thanks Bella." Charlie said in shock. "What's wrong, you don't swing that way…in bed?" I asked. Charlie rubbed his face looking annoyed.
"Charlie how are you…in bed?" I asked. Charlie looked at me turning red. "Why in the hell would you want to know?" Charlie stuttered. "I just thought it would be fun…in my pants." I said. Charlie looked at me in disgust. "That's not funny." Charlie said annoyed. "I think it's funnier…in bed." I said with a smirk. Charlie pinched his face. "Please let me be dreaming." He mumbled.
"One time I had a dream of Edward…in my pants." I said shyly. Charlie looked me sickened, and furious. "BELLA, shut the hell up, I don't want to hear about your sick twisted dreams!" Charlie said angry. "But I want to look…in your pants." I said. Charlie scooted a little farther away from me into a trap.
"Ouch, that trap is hurting my ass." Charlie yelled. "I don't want to hear about your personal problems…in bed." I said. Charlie looked at me glaring harshly. "I don't have any problems, you're the one with the problems. "I am getting really horny…in my pants." I said. Charlie looked at me, then looked at the window.
"It's a long way down, but it's worth it to get away from this." Charlie mumbled. "I love SpongeBob…in my pants. "That's great Bella, going on tell me more about your damn sex life, really I have a day." Charlie said annoyed.
"You're great…in bed." I said. "Charlie looked at me shocked. "How would you know?" Charlie asked. "I stalk you…in your pants." I said. "You know what go play in your own pants, and get out of here." Charlie yelled. "Ok see you in my pants Charlie." I said then ran back to my room.
That was funny, but just wait, Alice is in big trouble when I get to her.