* I don't own Harry Potter or Gundam Wing.

Tea With Une

The house elves took over making breakfast for the household in the morning, Duo heard Winky and Dobby discussing how Master Harry couldn't focus on anything, but Teddy. Kretcher hearing the younger elves, gave out a bit of information unknown to them. "Its the godfather/godson bond. When a godfather is decided on, that is magical, the first time they set eyes on each, a bond will form. It is such a bond that render's a godfather unable to bring harm of any kind to the godson. It be magic's most powerful, and oldest gift. Magic knows all. She determines the strength of the bond. Those who face trials and hardships will get the strongest. In this case it is so strong, because magic deemed Master Harry of needing such bonds. Of needing family and love, of belonging."

Duo noted that the way house elves normally talked was practically gone from Kretcher's speech. Winky and Dobby confirmed it. "Winky and Dobby be's thanking Mistress Magic. Mays Winky and Dobby be getting Kretcher back now?"

Duo slipped away, storing the information for a later time. He shared it after Teddy left and interrupting Harry from apologizing for neglecting them. "I never knew that." Was all his brother had to say on the matter. Before he went bustling around getting things ready for tea with Lady Une.

Charlie, Bill, Fred, and George came back home, and thanked them for supporting Harry, and not being like the Dursleys. They explained that this time they would be the ones to explain about magic to Lady Une.

"It's not"

"Fair, for"

"Harrykins to"

"have to"

"explain"

"twice in"

"a row"

"about magic." the twins finished together.

Bill just said, "Lady Une is an adult, unlike you are currently. Has no magic; as far as we know. Is military as well. So as I am a Gringotts employee I was given a contract for her to sign, stating that she will only discuss the magic world with those in the know. The contract itself will stop her from making slip ups. Deliberate trying will notify Gringotts, and they will wipe her mind. Its the same contract world leader's must sign upon getting into office."

Charlie, "I'm here to take her to a Dragon reserve if she needs more convincing. Nothing as convincing as a huge fire breathing flying lizard."

"I will be talking about Gringott's finding, and weather or not to enroll you into Hogwarts or regular schooling. There's pros and cons to both with your current position." Harry finished as he set up the study for tea.

Lady Une was quite pensive as she got ready for her day. The boys may have thought they were smart having 04 talk to her on the phone, but she was wise to them. If 04 could sense emotions, even manipulate them to some degree, who was to say he couldn't do it to himself? To give himself an edge, an authentic countenance to his audience whoever that might be? Lots of people can sense something off in a person's voice, if they are faking emotions no matter how well they fake them. But if you can feel those emotions you are trying to fake, and they match the words you wish to convey it is harder to spot, if not impossible, because for right then, that is how you feel or think. Those are your emotions. It is true. This was all speculation on her part of course, but the fact remained they had the blonde talk to her. They only did that when they wanted her to believe them, trust them, to not look deeper into what they were up to. She doubted they were aware of this fact, and it was something she had no intention of letting slip. They had so few tells, she would be a fool to give up something that gave her an edge.

The house was deary she decided as she walked up the steps, but strangely she felt as though it was watching her, judging her. She was being silly. Lady Une held up her hand and knocked on the door. It opened a little bit later, Mister Potter greeting her and offering to take her coat, and he hoped she didn't mind, but as this talk would be about the boys; they should be there to present their thoughts on the matter as well. And oh yes, his adopted brothers are here today, would she like to meet them?

Lady Une was quite on edge with Harry's seemingly oblivious countenance, she smelled a set up. But before she could draw up any true alarm, the twins shocked her into stillness by swallowing a cream and turning into canaries. Before she knew it, she had signed a contract, was introduced to a pensive with select memories, persuaded by her preventor agents that they would prefer home schooling, until a cure could be worked out, that way they wouldn't have to withdraw suddenly from school should the side effects of the potion they were subjected to wear off, or a cure was found. 02 chimed in with, "Or worse have to finish school first!"

Mister Potter redeemed himself in her mind when he offered her a firewiskey. "When you get back to your normal ages, you all will be in charge of new recruits for a month. And no scaring them off!" She declined Charlie's offer of seeing fire breathing and flying lizards with, "Those five give me enough nightmares! The only good thing about this is, there is no way to do a report on it. Paperwork is a bitch."

When it was time for her to leave she turned to the pilots with another order, "Since everyone hear knows your real ages, and you will be getting tutors for the magic side of your education, I think you should sign up for collage classes online. It will look better for the preventors if the top agents at least attended a collage, even if in truth it is not a requirement." With that she left.

Two hours later there was a knock on the door and Harry was presented with papers from a lawyer stating he was being sued by the Dursleys.

** I know this was quick, but it kinda just rolled right out there, I might make changes later, flush it out more, give Une the bite I know she has. On one hand I think she reacted in a realistic way. She didn't bring a gun, she trusts her top agents. She is a no nonsense woman who was confronted with twins turning into birds, something she has never dealt with, or come across, or even thought about before. No weapons at hand or pointed at her would have killed her eliminate the threat response immediately and turned it into a – how do I avoid possible danger? reponse—which is just go along with the crazies for now, and you might be find. In that state she might have an easier time processing everything.