Disclaimer: I am not Lemony Snicket…for anyone thick enough to think that I am in fact he, masquerading as a high school girl writing fanfiction of my own work…

Disclaimer: I am not Lemony Snicket…for anyone thick enough to think that I am in fact he, masquerading as a high school girl writing fanfiction of my own work…

Kit stood in the doorway of Olaf's room, arms crossed, glowering. "You really are leaving, aren't you?"

"Yeah,"

"Will I see you again?"

He rested a gentle hand on her arm, "Only if you want to,"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Kiss me, Kit,"

"Tell me why!"

A pause – a heavy, pregnant pause.

"I'm not what you think I am,"

Kit nodded. "I know," she said, and she kissed him. Hard.