Chapter 12-My Final Act
You don't have to speak because,
I can hear your heart beat…
Fluttering like butterflies,
Searching for a drink.
You don't have to cover up,
Have you feel when you're in love…
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My ass hurts…Hey, why do I feel like smoking a cigarette? And who the hell is snoring? Oh, and why am I sweaty?
I tried to roll out of bed until I felt something around my bare waist. Before I could look behind me, I noticed something. I was in my own bedroom!
Something wasn't making any sense!
When I turned around, I saw someone I should've expected. It was Weevil in the nude. Before I could freak out, I began to remember the night before. Chris, hypnotize, Weevil, hump!
I had sexual intercourse with Weevil, my gay best friend!
Aw well…it was kind of foreshadowed in the past chapters, no? I might as well sleep it off…then I'm gonna go outside and make things normal again.
I began to doze off once again until my mom came in. She was complaining about something I wasn't in the mood for.
"Rexy, poo!" She screamed. "You need to get up and go get a job! I'm tired of seeing you get fired and coming home with a look of pain on your face."
"Mom," I growled, rising out of bed, "I've been a worker at a fast food restaurant, a babysitter, a taxi driver, arrested, a guy that worked at a pretzel stand, and a TV star for a day, what more do you want! I'M 15, DAMMIT!"
My mom ran away…
I feel good; too good. I shook Weevil to wake him up.
"What?" he grumbled.
"Wake up! I got morning wood, and you're the uke this time."
"Dammit…"
(Two Hours Later)
I ran outside today, screaming to the world.
"I'm Rex Raptor, gay and proud! I hate you all, and you all deserve to rot in hell!"
"That's not nice," I heard Tea scream.
"Shove it, bitch," I yelled back, pushing her into a manhole.
I continued running and screaming. I fed that fat guy from McBurgers a coke and pop rocks. I ran away as the bomb went off.
I led the police team into Mokuba's evil lair and Seto's corporation for cheating in stocks.
I stole wheels off of each and every taxi I could find.
I made Big Bubba and Fabio drop the soap.
I went to the mall to kick everyone's ass with my cheese-pretzel-sabre.
And finally, I led the police to the Real World gang. I said Chris was innocent. I mean, c'mon now. He was nowhere near the crime scene, and all he wanted was lovin'…so I introduced him to Pegasus! n.n
Everything's normal again! But wait…SUPER WEDGIE ON MAKO!
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(1)-Decembers by Hawthorne Heights! The lyrics may be switched up though…