Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto or Maury.
'So your saying that YOU could be Suki's dad?' Tenten asked.
Itachi nodded.
Tenten blushed because Itachi was so sexy. (Well he is!!)
'Go on,' Tenten said.
-Flashback Continued...-
'Itari! How cute!' Tenten exclaimed. 'Who's your friend?'
'Umm, Todd,' Itachi said nervously.
Kisame glared furiously at his partner who shrugged his shoulders.
'I like it! It has an American flavor to it,' Tenten said.
'So where are you guys from?' Sakura asked.
'We're from Konoha but we travel alot and haven't been home in a while,' Itachi said.
'Awesome! I'm from Konoha, too!' Tenten yelled, obviously a bit buzzed. She took another drink of sake.
'Hey, guys!' Lee said as him and Neji approached the four.
'OMG! Hieeeee, LeeLee!' Tenten said glomping on the poor ninja.
'Hi, Ten-chan and Sakura-chan. Who are your friends?'
'Itari and Todd,' Sakura said.
'Has Tenten been drinking?' Lee asked.
'You noticed?' Sakura replied.
'She shouldn't be,' Neji said. 'She acts worse than Lee sometimes.'
'What's that supposed to mean?' Lee said. Neji ignored him.
'Well I don't think you guys should give her anymore,' Neji said.
'Who the fuck are you?' Tenten slurred. 'Yoouuur not my dad!!'
Neji sighed.
'Just let her be she's having fun, Neji,' Sakura said.
'Okay, I guess. But I'll be back to make sure Tenten hasn't had alcohol poisoning.'
'Yup,' Tenten said. 'You betterrr leave!!'
Tenten turned toward Itari. 'Your so hot you know that right?'
'Um, well I get that alot,' he gushed.
'Do you think I'm hot?'
'Yeah, well, I mean--your not ugly but yeah your hot,' Itari stuttered.
'We should totally make out!' Tenten suggested.
'I'm out,' Sakura said quickly. 'Todd, you wanna come?'
Todd shrugged his shoulders and followed Sakura.
Okay this is getting good. No lemons in this story I SWEAR!! If Tenten and Itachi-tari go all the way... silence ItaDei and NejiTen for ever!!