School's out! Finally! Yeah! I cranked this out to celebrate, since I haven't updated in so long!

Go copy/pasting for the win! Laziness- uh, I mean efficiency to the max!

Toon Link, Diddy Kong, Kirby, Villager, Ness and Bowser Jr. all sat around a table in the basement. The only source of light was a flickering lamp hung from the ceiling, swinging back and forth as if it would snap and fall soon. The dim light shone on Toon Link as he tapped his tiny fingers together, deciding who he would call on.

He glanced evilly at each unfortunate soul. Kirby stared at Toon Link. Diddy stared straight through him. Ness pretended to be concerned with the light. Bowser Jr. made it seem like he was interested in playing Power Rangers. Villager looked down at the table.

Welp, looks like he had found his next victim.

"Hey, Villager."

"Yes?"

"Truth or dare?"

Villager's eyes widened. He weighed his options. It was either "Who do you like?" or "Kiss the person you like!" And honestly, he would rather go kiss the person he liked, but then again, Toon Link might just come up with a really evil dare...

On the other hand, if he said "truth," then Toon Link might ask him to tell a truth that would shame his ancestors or something...

But on the other other hand, he miiight get a chance to go kiss the person he liked...

"Come on already!" Toon Link whined. "You only have two choices. Use eenie-meenie-miney-mo or something."

"...I pick dare."

"Ohoho! Well, I've got a good one in store for you!"

The Villager instantly regretted his choice.

"I triple-Dedede-dare you to... act cute and not creepy at all for the rest of the day!"

There it was- that was the evil dare. He couldn't do it. "I can't do that."

"Then pay up." Toon Link held out a hand. "1000 gold coins."

"No one in this room even has that kind of money!"

"That's probably why we ask for 1000 gold coins."

"Agh."

"Come on, it's not even that long. Just one day."

Villager shook his head. "Can't do it."

"But you can't pay me, either."

"Uh-uh."

"Do it."

"Nope."

"It's a triple-Dedede-Dare, you can't turn me down."

"I just did."

"Dude. Triple-Dedede-dare."

"Nope nope-itty nope."

"Just-" and then Toon Link yanked his hat off and slammed it on the table. "Oh my god, Villager. Is there something wrong with acting like a decent person for a day?!"

Villager crossed his arms as best he could. It was actually kinda hard to do, considering how short his arms were, and it didn't make him look intimidating at all, but at least he tried.

"Yes, yes there is. I take pride in my special eyes."

Toon Link narrowed his eyes. "Your eyes are not special. Your eyes are frickin' soulless."

Villager stared blankly at Toon Link. He crossed his own arms out of frustration.

"I've got the Triforce of Courage," he said. "You don't scare me."

Villager kept staring.

"It's not gonna work."

Villager stared some more.

"I'm serious."

He waited to see if Villager would stop staring, but the staring just intensified. He sighed.

"Dude, if you really don't want to do it, just leave."

Villager looked down at the ground.

"...I'll do it."

Toon Link grinned. "Aw yis."

"Hum dee dum dee dum... Kira kira desu~! Boku wa Murabito desu~!"

Villager skipped through the cafeteria and waved at everyone with sparkling eyes. Literally no one else in the mansion returned the enthusiasm.

Ness trembled in fear and hid in the nearest storeroom at the sound of that voice. Diddy Kong screeched and ran away. Kirby prayed to the god of the fridge food and late-night snacks.

"OMG HIS EYES SPARKLE THEY SHOULD NOT BE SPARKLING" screamed Bowser Jr. He covered his eyes.

Unfortunately, Bowser Jr.'s father did not have the same common sense, and when he and Villager made eye contact, he learned the true meaning of horror. He was blinded by the moe for the rest of the week.

Toon Link was starting to regret making Villager do this. To be honest, his acting "kawaii" was downright terrifying.

He tried to escape the cafeteria, but a short brown-haired kid wearing a red T-shirt stood in his way. His heart sunk into his chest.

The kid's eyes sparkled.

"Toony-kun~!"

"OH GOD OH GOD OHHH GODDD"

"Toony-kun, let's play Truth or Dare again today~!"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"

"Awwh, why not~?"

Villager looked at Toon Link with sparkling puppy eyes, and in that moment, Toon Link realized that not even having the Triforce of Courage would keep him from being scared of the cutesy abomination known as Villager.

And worst of all, this was his doing.

Also, staring into Villager's eyes made him go blind from the moe.

"C'mon, Toony-kun, let's go play~!" cooed the Villager. He dragged Toon Link to who-knows-where, off to "play" (read: definitely not to play. Hopefully it's something kid-friendly).

Toon Link was really starting to regret making Villager do this.

I really hate typing cutesy. "Kira kira desu~! Toony-kun~!" ugghghhhgh I can't do it. And the tildes~~~ are the worst part.