The Other Sides of Haruhi Suzumiya

Welcome to Limbo

Haruhi looked up at the title and snorted in annoyance. "What is THAT supposed to mean?" she demanded.

Koizumi sipped some of his tea as he reported, "It appears the author is putting our series on hold, for awhile."

"He can't DO that?!" Haruhi yelped.

Kyon sighed, glad that Haruhi's powers didn't allow her to completely break the fourth wall, or the author would be changing his mind about now. "Look at it something like Golden Week," he suggested, "a vacation."

"Oh, thank goodness," Mikuru sighed. She was worried they were going to have to GO to limbo, or something.

"But.. there's so many stories he could still write about us! Like a Bubblegum Crisis fusion," Haruhi complained.

"He's already done two of those with Mai Hime and Sailor Moon," Yuki noted calmly.

Haruhi gave Yuki a look. "Or a sword and sorcery story!" she offered.

"The author did that with Digimon and Utena, too." Koizumi noted mildly.

"You're not helping Koizumi!" Haruhi complained, "I mean, at least he should do a version of Another! That's a great anime!"

Kyon gave her a scornful look, "It's a anime where everyone goes insane and kills each other."

"But it's so neat!" Haruhi answered defensively.

Before things could deteriorate farther, the clubroom door slammed open. Ryouko Asakura stomped in, glaring as she demanded, "Is it true we're going on hiatus?"

"Yes," Koizumi admitted.

"Then I can no longer put this off!" Ryouko declared striding into the room.

'Oh crap, she's gonna shiv me again,' Kyonb thought, then blinked as she walked right by.

"Eh?" Yuki actually sounded surprised as Ryouko bodily picked her up.

"Yuki Nagato is mah waifu!" Ryouko declared and rushed out of the room with Yuki in her arms. Interestingly Yuki didn't look like she minded.

"Well, THAT was random," Haruhi blinked.

"It's a Shanejayell fic, yuri is mandatory," Kyon noted wisely.

"I STILL want to do a Another homage," Haruhi pouted, crossing her arms.

Koizumi looked up, "Author-san, before we descend to a hell of madness and death, could you wrap this up?"

'Spoil sports," Haruhi grumbled.

To be continued... eventually.

Notes: Yeah, putting this on hold for now. If I get inspired, I'll post another chapter. If not, well...