Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ Check it out guys, I'm not dead! Did you all miss me or just not give a shit? XD
Anyways I told you all that I'd be back and the best part is that I finished Chapter 13 over break and started Chapter 14.
Now, I don't know if I'm going to be uploading daily like how I've been doing but I will do my best...since I got nothing better to do than to write for the time being.
I hope this chapter makes up for the week I've been gone because I believe it's my longest one.
A little note with the Chapter, sometime in the middle of the chapter, I took a break from this story for a year and didn't pick up until recently so if sometime in the middle of the story if it seems like my writing style has changed, that's why.
Thanks for waiting and reading, makes me happy. :)
ON WITH THE STORY MOTHERFUCKERES!XDXDXDXD
Chapter 12
Let's just say that I did not get any sleep last night either.
Why?
Because Yuki called me last night going on and on about my feelings for Hikaru and trying to convince me that said Moron Twin likes me back.
I sighed, and when I saw that it was 4:00a.m. I just hung up. I take it she got pissed because my phone was blowing up with texts, I didn't check them, and I just went to sleep...somewhat.
More like, stayed up for another hour recollecting said conversation and only getting 30-45 minutes of sleep.
I'm seriously impressed that I haven't got sick yet.
My dream was very weird and sadly I do not remember it, the only thing I remember is...cue cliché moment...amber eyes and hot breath on me.
I know I know. Cheesy stupid...blah blah blah.
You can blame my idiotic brain for that thank you very much.
Anyway, I do remember in the dream that I was enjoying it, whatever it was, immensely, that was until my very loud ringtone woke me up.
Please don't let our love turn out, into a tragedy like it was for- "Waddyahuh."
That's my new word. Learn it, live it, love it. Yea I'm still tired.
"Dude it is 6 in the morning and you haven't answered any of my texts and you just hung up on me out of nowhere last night! *sigh* Anyway, I'm coming to pick you up. Eat a decent breakfast. I'll let you sleep on my shoulder on the way to school because I know that you didn't sleep very much last night. Love ya, bye." Yuki explained super-fast and hung up.
Huh? What? Okay then. I'll just go with it.
I slowly slid out of bed and fell to the ground.
"Shit." I growled.
I hurt my leg in the process. I'm just glad it isn't broken.
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*At our wonderful host club filled with morons*
So far, the day was weird. The Moron Twins were being creepier than usual, and I swear if I hear Hikaru complain about me not kissing him and another twincest act pop up right after that one more fucking time, I'm going to murder him.
Yuki thought the whole situation was hilarious...that was until Kaoru kissed her.
Yep the moron actually kissed her. I was about to kill him.
Yuki was frozen for five seconds and right when she was going to slap him, he ducked, and Hikaru complained more. I was literally about to kiss him just so he'd shut up about it.
Oh yeah. This took place at lunch. Needless to say it got really awkward after that. Plus, I lost my appetite.
Well the Host Club starts in 10 minutes and I am bored out of my mind. I'm literally pacing back and forth.
It was so bad that Mori put his hands on my shoulders just to stop me. Hehe thanks Mori!
"Say Yuki-chan. How about we come visit your house after school?" The Moron Twins asked.
This perked my interest up. I walked over there cautiously.
"Sorry, my house is being fumigated after school. Apparently some of the staff thinks it's funny to release bugs everywhere." Yuki sighed.
Hah. She's such a good liar. I laughed. Yuki hit me in the stomach. Ow.
"Aw, that's too bad." Hikaru started.
"We wanted to get to know you a little better, oh well." Kaoru finished lightly while patting her head.
Yuki blushed slightly. I take it she still remembers her little kiss with Kaoru. I'm so glad I got a picture of that on my phone!
Then the Moron Twins looked over to me. Oh no. Wait for it...
"Say Rin-chan." Hikaru started, grabbing my chin.
"No." I answered quickly.
"Aw, why not?" Kaoru asked in a pouting form. Yuki laughed a little.
"Take a wild guess." I stated, crossing my arms and getting out of Hikaru's grip.
"Aw, I see Kaoru. Little Rin-chan doesn't want to be alone with me in her room. For obvious reasons of course." Hikaru mentioned seductively, wrapping his arm around my waist.
I flinched at the contact.
Wow, this time, he seems more protective of me. This feels different than the other times he's done this.
Wait.
When did I ever mention the Moron Twins being in my room? Yuki sighed in the background. I can't say I blame her.
"You're right Hikaru, if she doesn't want to be alone with just you. Think of what will happen if both of us came. Although...just a warning. To both of you." Kaoru looked at Yuki when he said that. I gulped.
"We will come sooner or later." I sighed, pushing Hikaru off me.
He pouted. I hit him. Same routine...I need a bat. That might switch up the routine for a change. Maybe I should asked Kyoya later if he has a bat I can use.
"Good luck getting into the house." I muttered.
They gave me creepy smiles. Oh joy.
I don't know why but the air just got darker. I noticed everyone looking around. Was that black door always there?
Slowly the door opened revealing a dark guy in a black hood.
No way.
Holy mother of God! That's...that's...
"HOLY SHIT ITS ORGANIZATION XIII!" I screamed, jumping up and down in fan-girl excitement. (A/N: I had to make the reference. Couldn't resist. *cheeky grin*)
The twins looked at me weird but I didn't care. Yuki was stifling a laugh while Tamaki freaked out.
"Actually Rin-san that is Umehito Nekozawa, president of the Black Magic Club. Not this...'Organization 13' nonsense you mentioned." Kyoya introduced.
I glared.
There is no way in hell he called the best thing that's happened to Kingdom Hearts, besides Roxas, 'nonsense.'
"Organization XIII is NOT nonsense. That clearly shows that you have no understanding whatsoever of the greatness it holds." I declared firmly.
Yuki hi-fived me.
Kyoya rolled his eyes and walked over to the freaked out Tamaki.
"Thank you for acknowledging my presence. Kyoya-senpai, but I am here on business purposes. I would like the twins to come to my own marketplace and purchase my new product. Beelzeneff the cursed doll." Nekozawa said really creepy like, folding a cat doll back and forth. The twins just looked at him oddly.
"Why did you ask that all the way over there...in the dark...we are over here?" I asked carefully. I don't trust people doing stuff with black magic.
"Nekozawa has a fear of the light." Kyoya explained. I nodded.
"Oh no. There is no way I am letting ANY of you, especially Haruhi, get involved with him. If you do anything to make him mad, you will be cursed." Tamaki declared, hiding behind Haruhi in the process.
"Personally, I think his idea is actually interesting." Yuki whispered in my ear.
"Don't let Tamaki-senpai hear you say that." I cautioned.
"How would you know senpai?" Haruhi asked.
"Well, one day I was walking down the halls of Ouran, greeting fair maidens along the way. All was going well until I stepped on, Beelzeneff the cursed doll. Then after that, as I was going to take a test, the test was written in some fancy language and as I was about to ask for help, I realized that didn't know any of the people behind me! I was all alone!" Tamaki explained frantically, flailing his arms back and forth crazed like.
I gulped a little. That would freak me out personally, so I can relate.
"That was because you accidently walked into the Greek lesson while they were taking their test." Kyoya said nonchalantly.
"Hey, if I were in his shoes and didn't step on that creepy cat doll, no offense, I would be freaked too." I explained.
Oh look who decided to grace us with their wonderful presence, Hunny and Mori. I missed them. I waved but they didn't notice. Pout pout pout.
"See, see?!" Tamaki kept making hand gestures toward me. I rolled my eyes.
"Hiya Hunny-senpai, Mori-senpai!" Yuki said cheerfully. Mori just nodded and Hunny's face brightened.
Okay so they notice her and not me. I continued pouting.
"That's not all, when I woke up three days later, my legs felt like lead. I mean, whose legs feel like lead out of nowhere?!" Tamaki exclaimed.
I rolled my eyes at that one. Been there, done that, haven't stepped on a 'cursed doll,' still alive.
"That's because you ran a marathon the night before." Kyoya explained again. Now that I can agree with.
Tamaki starts looking at me with begging eyes. I shrug my shoulders and look away before he does the puppy dog eyes on me.
"I'm not saving you this time Tamaki-senpai." I warned carelessly.
"If you write a person's name on the back of Beelzeneff the cursed doll, whoever's name you wrote will have great misfortune in life." Nekozawa explained, appearing right in between me and Tamaki. Tamaki screamed and I stepped back, crashing into the twins.
"Ow, Damnit!" I yelled. I looked back at the twins and they smirked.
"My, my what a foul mouth you have Rin-chan." Kaoru started, poking my cheek.
"Maybe we should clean it out." Hikaru finished, tapping on my lips.
It seriously took all of my willpower to not lean in and kiss it.
Wow I sound like a pervert.
Well, the only thing to do in a time like this, I hit them on the head. Seriously. I need a bat for this.
"Damn you Moron Twins." I muttered.
Nekozawa turned to me. I looked around just to see if he was staring at anyone else.
Nope, the twins went to talk to Yuki, Haruhi is calming Tamaki down, Hunny and Mori are eating cake. So yep. Just me.
Oh shit. Not good.
"Ano...hi Nekozawa-senpai." I greeted nervously while crossing my arms.
Nekozawa just walked up to me, grabbed a tiny piece of my hair then looked at me weirdly. I gulped and looked down. I swear I could feel his eyes judging everything about me. I'm almost scared to breath.
"Interesting. I will keep my eye on you. You're past, present, future, and abilities are too intriguing to ignore." Nekozawa whispered.
Now I'm nervous. How the hell would he know anything about my past, and abilities?
"What do you mean by that, Nekozawa-senpai?" I asked cautiously.
As he was about to answer, the Moron Twins shined a light on him...let's just say that that was one of the most amusing things I have seen in a while. But I still can't shake the feeling that he knows something I don't, so instead, I shrugged it off for now.
"Nice little stunt guys." I congratulated.
"But of course." They both said at the same time with little bows. I laughed.
"Everybody in formation!" Kyoya yelled. Time to get to work. Great.
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"Let's play the 'Which one is Hikaru?' game." I heard the Moron Twins say to their customers.
I decided to walk over and see if someone actually got it right. I noticed Haruhi was walking by too. The twins put on a cute green plaid hat and switched back and forth. Then somebody guessed who was who. That person got it wrong. Poor girl. She was so sure of it as well.
"Hikaru is on the left. Kaoru is on the right." Haruhi said firmly.
"Wrong!" They both said. I raised my eyebrows. Liars.
"No, she's not." I piped up.
The Moron Twin's eyes widened, I don't know who they are more surprised at, Haruhi for guessing correctly, or me for calling them out on lying.
"How do you know that Rin-san?" One of the girls asked skeptically.
As I was about to answer, the Moron Twins cut me off with their faces blocked of all emotion. Oh shit.
"Your reasoning, Haruhi?" The twins asked, more like demanded.
"Well, if I had to say, it would be because Hikaru's speech and action is 10% more mean and blunt, also more mischievous than Kaoru's." Haruhi explained.
I fi-fived her. I think me and Haruhi would get along great. I admire her observant qualities.
"See Hikaru. I told you." I called out. I heard Kaoru chuckle at that.
"I'm sorry Hikaru but, that is just so funny." Kaoru reasoned.
"I don't see what's so funny. I'm honest, I speak my mind, and I don't hold back. It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the troublemakers." Hikaru spat.
Huh? I'm lost. Okay this is getting weird.
Last time I told them apart, they cut me off immediately. Why is it when Haruhi guesses which one is which they don't get mad at her but instead at eachother?
"Let's take a few steps back. This might get ugly." I whispered to Haruhi. As we did Yuki met up with us.
"What's going on with the Moron Twins?" Yuki whispered.
"Haruhi and I both stood up to the Moron Twins when Haruhi guessed who was who correctly." I explained.
She looked shocked and stared at Haruhi.
"It's not that hard really. I honestly don't understand how people can't see it I mean, it's obvious." Haruhi muttered. I patted her shoulder awkwardly.
"Oh yeah, thanks' for standing up for me Rin-san." Haruhi thanked. I just smiled.
I stared back at the twins. Oh great this is getting worse. Lovely.
"Okay so I'm the bad guy, the last time you 'spoke your mind' about this was when Rin-chan figured you out before anyone else could! And you of all people know how that went out!" Kaoru shot back. Wait what? Why bring me into this?
"Just face it Hikaru, you are in love with Rin-chan!" Kaoru yelled again, pointing at me.
I ducked behind Yuki. Shit shit shit. My face is hurting from heating up to much.
"I'M NOT LETTING YOU ANYWHERE NEAR MY DAUGHTER!" Tamaki raged again. Shut up Tamaki!
"Well, the good thing is that Hikaru never denied it." I muttered to Yuki. She gave me a lo-five.
"See! I really should get a certificate saying that I'm always right!" Yuki exclaimed proudly.
"Here we go." I muttered. The ground is shaking again.
"Earthquake!" Yuki screamed, holding on to Haruhi's and my arm, very tightly I might add.
"Ohohohoho." Oh, it's just Renge.
"Isn't this amazing! Two twins brothers tied at the hip suddenly break out into a fight, then suddenly causing a miscommunicated love session happen. AHHHHHHHH, this makes me want to eat 3 bowls of rice!" Renge exclaimed on top of her pedestal.
"Thanks for that captain obvious." I muttered.
"Uh Renge-san. Weren't you supposed to be heading back to France this morning?" Haruhi asked.
"Well, I was considering starting a host club there but I don't think France is ready for that just yet." Renge explained in a daze.
"Mhmmm." I rolled my eyes. I could hear faint screams in joy in the background.
Wow. My ears don't hurt anymore. That's progress!
"We're through!" The twins yelled and stormed off in opposite directions.
"Wait what?" I called out. I looked around and everyone, including a few of the customers, all had the hax face.
Because of what happened at the Host Club with the Moron Twins, Kyoya announced that activates were closing early, and told me and Yuki that we were free to go. So, like the wimp I am, I dragged Yuki out of the Music Room in just under a minute.
So now I'm at home, in my comfy bed, trying to process what happened.
I've already tried falling asleep by tuning out my brain.
Needless to say that, that didn't work.
So, the best way to try to fall asleep is to try to understand the problems going on in life that were caused by Morons!
I should write a book on this I mean seriously.
Although, as I am re-thinking and re-living the events, which I have been doing for the past hour or two, I lost track, I noticed that something seems strangely off about the fight. I stared at my dark ceiling trying to figure out what's been bugging me the most about this. I get that they don't like other people telling them apart, but, something must have happened between Hikaru and Kaoru to cause them to act like that, but I can't put my finger on what.
Those two are literally stalking me and Yuki, even Haruhi sometimes all throughout the day. But then again, who knows what goes on at their home. Wait, if something happened at home, there would've been some indication earlier in the day, so it either has to be:
a) bottled up emotions let out by a trigger (I have complete experience in this so I can relate)
b) a misunderstanding or
c) an act.
Wait a minute.
Kaoru brought me up while 'fighting' with Hikaru, now, if I were fighting with someone about their identity, I wouldn't bring up other people unless there was a specific reason. So I think option b) is out. That just leaves option a) and c).
Ugh. Damn twins. Why do you have to keep me up at night?
I mean, what kind of person has a fight, saying stuff that appeals to customers, brings in a person who has no significance to said conflict that is shown...
*cue realization moment i *
...oh god it's option c).
Those bastards. I swear, when I get my hands on those two! Why the hell would you fake a fight like that! I sighed and stared out my window. Wow, it must be really late if it's pitch black outside.
I grabbed my phone. Oh look. 3a.m. Woopdee fucking do. Fantastic. Damn you Moron Twins.
Normally I would try to sleep about now but, now the question is, what the hell do I do tomorrow? I mean, it is a 50/50 shot that I'm right about this being an act. I could actually confront them about it but...I still don't know their motive for faking it in the first place. I guess I could just keep quiet and watch the situation unfold and figure out what's the real reason for this.
Why is it that my instincts are telling me that I'm a part of it? Okay, this is the part where I get paranoid. There is no way that those two Morons would fake a fight just to get...something...out of me. I didn't do anything. Not that I remember at least.
I turned over on my side, facing away from my window and snuggled up into my pillow. Tomorrow I feel like, is going to be one of my longer days. Lovely.
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*On the way to class*
"Okay Rin-chan, you need to sort out your sleeping priorities. What were you doing that kept you up so late last night?" Yuki sighed.
I looked down. She's not wrong. I swear I have insomnia sometimes. I literally have only gotten 1-4 hours of sleep each night this week. 5 hours on a good day, which is rare I might add.
"Let me guess, you were thinking about the twins fight, weren't you." Yuki said and we walking into class 1-A. I sat my stuff down and rested my chin on my arm and Yuki kneeled in front of my desk.
"Sorry sorry, but I something just kept nagging me about it last night and I hate it when my friends are fighting. You know me and fights, whether it's with me or someone else, I have to figure it out from both perspectives and help solve the problem. It's in my nature." I waved my hands frantically. Yuki laughed. I glared.
"S-s-s-orry, you just reminded me a lot of Tamaki-senpai when you did that." I gave her the 'terra death glare.'
"What about Tamaki-senpai?" Haruhi jumped in.
"Oh nothing, just Rin-chan's motions reminded me a lot of his overactive-ness towards everything." Yuki explained.
Haruhi nodded her head, lowing her eyes, and pulled out a book to read. I sighed.
"Ugh, why is it when I show that I care about people, I get compared to the Baka King?!" I banged my head on the table.
"Ow." I muttered, snapping my neck back up.
As I was rubbing my neck I looked at the door...now my vision is clouded by pink hair.
"What the hell happened to your hair?" I laughed and pointed at Hikaru's hair.
It's styled upward...too far up for my personal taste but whatever.
"Hello to you too Rin-chan, Yuki-chan, Haruhi. I think it looks nice. At least I won't get compared to that wretched Kaoru anymore." Hikaru hissed when he said Kaoru.
Damn he is a good actor. Yuki and I stifled our laughter.
"Pink is not his color." Yuki whispered. I let loose a few laughs. Hikaru raised his eyebrows at me.
"Hello ladies." Kaoru announced walking in with blue hair.
"Nice shade." I pointed out. Hikaru growled.
"Sorry, blue's my favorite color." I muttered. Hikaru rolled his eyes and pouted for a second. Then sat down.
"You guys need to hear about this terrible nightmare I had last night. I dreamt that my hairstylist dyed my hair PINK. It was so terrifying and grotesque that I woke up screaming." Kaoru smirked and sat down in his chair.
"I feel like that they are taking this too far." Yuki muttered.
"You don't know they have of it." Next thing I know the Moron Twins are chucking stuff at eachother. When did Hunny show up?
"You see Hunny-senpai too right?" I asked.
"Uhuh." Yuki nodded her head.
"Poor Haruhi, stuck in the middle of this." I laughed a little.
"Shut up." Haruhi gave me her version of the 'terra death glare.' Oops. I slouched in my seat and waited for class to start.
*3 hrs later (said in French accent off of SpongeBob)*
Class is almost over and I've been spending my last 5 minutes staring at the clock.
An hour ago the teacher had to some 'secret business' down in the teachers' lounge and basically left me with the Moron Twins. Did I mention that the teacher decided to take Yuki AND Haruhi with her?! What about me? Damn you universe.
"Oi Rin-chan." Kaoru called out.
I leaned forward and kept staring at the clock. Just four more minutes...something hit my back.
"OW! What the hell was that?" I yelled.
I looked down to see a small Japanese History textbook behind my desk...then I saw a smirk on the pink haired twin.
"You know, if you and your moron brother weren't fighting right now, I swear I'll-" I started but then said Moron Twin cut me off.
"Who you are going to sit with at lunch? I would recommend me because we are both so very close, unlike you and that Kaoru jerk." Hikaru said with a glare aimed at Kaoru, who just rolled his eyes.
"Oh knock it off Hikaru." Kaoru growled.
"Thank you." I smirked.
"She's obviously going to sit with me. She did say that she liked my choice of color after all." Kaoru smirked and touched his hair.
Oh god. I banged my head on the desk.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow." The bell rang.
"Halle-fricken-lujah, I'm outta here!" I yelled then ran out of the classroom as fast as lightning, which is really rare I might add, leaving the Moron Twins with their antics.
Those dumbasses. I am getting tired of them bringing me into their fake fight. I mean, have it all you want, your choice but, DON'T INVOLVE ME! I'm not good with these kind of things.
I still haven't figured out their motivation for the fake fight yet. Sigh.
Oh yay. The cafeteria...food. My stomach growled.
"Hey girl!" Some said out of nowhere. I screamed. Oh, it's Yuki.
"Really Yuki-chan...you just had to leave me with the Moron Twins and had to give me a heart attack. Screw you." I growled, placing my hand over my racing heart.
"Sowy girly." Yuki laughed and patted my head.
"Where's Haruhi?" I asked.
"She should be right behind me..." Yuki started looking around.
"Hi." Someone else said in monotone. We both screamed again.
"Wow, it hasn't been a full minute and I've had two heart attacks already...interesting." I commented.
Yuki gave Haruhi the 'terra death glare.' Haruhi just smirked and opened the door to the cafeteria.
After a few minutes, all three of us sat down with our food. Then the Moron Twins entered, running toward the order place yelling random shit.
"Wow, even when they are fighting, they are still in sync. Weird." Haruhi muttered.
"Yea, weird." I scoffed.
Haruhi looked at me weird but I shrugged. I take it that she got the hint.
"Oi Rin-chan." Yuki nudged and pointed at the door.
Oh no. Let's just say the Moron Host Club decided to make an appearance and they are walking this way.
"What are you band of Morons doing here?" I hissed. Everyone is giving us weird looks and I don't like it.
"Just observing the state the twins are in." Kyoya said nonchalantly.
Guess who just sat down. The Moron Twins? Ding ding ding! We have a winner! Oh no.
"Oi Rin-chan, could we trade food, in order to not order the same thing as Kaoru I just got something that I don't like." Hikaru asked while switching our trays.
"Um...okay? I guess." I muttered.
I looked around quickly and saw that Haruhi was talking with the rest of the club by the door. I take it she dragged them there for less attention. Thank you Haruhi.
Also, Yuki went back up to the food area. Seriously?! That's the second time that they've left me alone with the Moron Twins.
Oh look, Tamaki is coming over here. Great. That will make it better. *SARCASM HERE!*
"Hey Rin-chan. could you do me a favor and test out this meal I got? I've never had it before and normally I would let Hikaru try new foods before I eat it but I really don't want Hikaru's nasty germs all over my food, or my fork for the matter." Kaoru smirked and held up said fork with food on it.
Subconsciously, I nodded. Oh great. I opened my mouth slightly, only to have Hikaru bite the food off of the fork.
"Hey! I was going to eat that!" I hit Hikaru on the head.
"I know." Hikaru grimaced.
Kaoru held up a pie and I ducked. Hehe, the pie hit Tamaki instead, smack dab in the face too I might add.
Now the twins are in a food fight with each other. Huh, it's almost like deja vu, the only difference is that it's just them aiming specifically for each other. I'm impressed no one has yelled 'food fight' yet.
I ended up crawling under and out of the table just so I won't get hit by food. I stood next to Haruhi and Yuki.
"You guy's see Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai with the food...right?" Yuki asked nervously.
I got a better look at the fight and well...I'll be damned. That is Hunny and Mori flying across the air.
"Uhuh." Haruhi and I said at the same time.
"Okay good. I'm not going crazy." Yuki laughed. I sighed.
It's only the first half of the day and the twins broke into the 'let's fling random shit everywhere without a care on who gets hurt' fight.
"Ughhhhhh!" I whined and left the cafeteria.
*After school yippee...*
Today.
What's a good word to describe this day?
Oh, I've got one...an annoyance.
Yes, I know that is two words...it wouldn't make sense if I just said one. Ugh. Sigh.
Well, status update on the Moron Twins? Worse than lunch. I swear these guys are really good actors, the only thing that would make me believe that this was real was if they weren't being subtle about slipping in a few cliché lines here and there that would appeal to the girls.
Morons.
After a day's worth of agonizing trouble I have finally, made my decision. If they are still fighting by the end of the day then I will say something. Screw finding motivation. I'm just tired of being dragged in to the fight every 5 goddamn seconds. Let me breathe for once. Sheesh.
Earlier today Kyoya sent a mass reminder to everyone, except the twins, to come to the club early for a meeting. $20 it's about the Moron Twins.
Well, the announcer intercom basically excused Yuki and me from class, earning a bunch of whispers and a few glares from the rest of the class. I rolled my eyes and linked arms with Yuki proudly, then left the classroom.
"Let me guess Kyoya-senpai, this meeting is about the Moron Twins fighting *cough cough* fake *cough cough cough* antics, right." I said, patting my chest.
"Oh Rin-chan are you alright. Hold on, let daddy give you some medicine to help that evil cough of yours go away." Tamaki announced, patting my head in a comforting manner.
"I'm fine Tamaki-senpai, just choked on some spit. Sheesh." I muttered.
Haruhi made a disgusted face. Tamaki let out a sigh of relief and we sat down at the table.
"You're right Rin-san. Now, I would just like to inform all of you that if the twins keep this up, we will have to give up our brotherly love package." Kyoya explained typing on his computer.
Is it weird that it feels like time had just stopped? Yes. Okay. That explains everything. Yuki gave me a worried look and my heart just did a jolt.
"Hey guys, don't you think that this might be Hika-chan's and Kao-chan's first fight?" Hunny piped up.
I did a face palm. But, I have to remind myself that not everyone can spot a liar...especially ones as good as the Moron Twins.
"You're probably right Hunny-senpai. So maybe, this fight may be good for them, maybe they should just let time work itself out." Tamaki said wisely, leaning back in his chair.
I noticed Haruhi look down, with her mouth slightly open. It took her a few minutes to finally register what Tamaki said.
"You're right Tamaki-senpai. Let's not try and interfere. Who knows, this fight could bring out their individual personalities." Haruhi contemplated.
Does anyone not care that the fact that things have been getting worse and worse means that the Moron Twins can't be in the Host Club anymore?
"You guys don't get it do you?" I muttered. Of course I would be the one to defend the Moron Twins.
"What did you say Ri-chan?" Hunny asked.
"No, we won't give up the brotherly love package. I get that this fight might be good for them but you haven't seen what I've seen with them. Those two Moron's have been dragging me into their petty fight every 5 fucking seconds. So I am telling you right now, things won't get any better. I'll straighten the Moron's out okay." I said firmly, standing up in the process.
Everyone looked at me with their mouths opened slightly, except Kyoya, who just wore a smirk.
"You and Hika-chan and Kao-chan must like each other a lot for you to say that Ri-chan." Hunny mentioned, tilting his head. I crossed my arms.
"Rin-chan's right, those two have been at each others throats for days. Sometimes, I was worried they were actually going to kill each other, it was so bad. We won't have to give up the brother package. If I know anyone who is capable of breaking up a fight like this, it is Rin-chan." Yuki said, patting my shoulder.
"Arigatou Yuki-chan." I said sincerely.
"Now men, and fair maidens, let's get this show on the road. Kyoya, send the twins a message saying to show up now. Rin-chan, Yuki-chan, get ready to confront those twins. Hunny and Mori-senpai. Distract the upcoming guests as much as possible. Operation: Break up Moron Twins Idiotic Fight is a go!" Tamaki announced.
"Yes sir." We all saluted. "Thanks' for using my title on this War Plan Tamaki-senpai." I smirked.
Tamaki hugged me. I sighed and he let go immediately.
"Good boy." I patted his head and walked off.
After about 5 minutes the twins popped up, and surprisingly, they acted normal. So I decided to keep a little distance until after Host Club hours.
The twins managed to stay somewhat sane for the most part during club activities, so I took it upon myself to use that time to think of a better plan to help stop the so called fight.
In order for this plan to work, I needed help from the Strong-Silent type. Also I am hoping to God he will live up to his name. I walked over to his and Hunny's table.
"I am so sorry to interrupt everyone, but may I please borrow Mori-senpai for just a few minutes?" I asked sweetly and somewhat urgently.
Mori looked at me with a faint shock on his face. Hunny stared at me in confusion.
"Please guys, I would not ask unless it was extremely important." I sighed.
The girls kept glancing back and forth between Hunny, Mori and I.
Mori decided to stand up, shocking everyone.
"Ah." He said, confirming that he will go with me.
"Takashi?" Hunny asked out of confusion. The girls just opened their mouths in shock.
"Mitsukuni. It's important." Mori said firmly. Hunny nodded in agreement.
"I promise to bring him back immediately Hunny-senpai" I reassured.
"It's okay Ri-chan. I trust you." Hunny said smiling up at me. My eyes widened a little.
"Arigatou." I thanked, looking at Hunny then back at Mori. Mori nodded and we walked out of the Music Room discretely.
We walked into an empty classroom and I shut the door.
"Look Mori-senpai, the reason why I wanted to talk to you was-" I started but Mori cut me off.
"You want me to help you with your plan to stop the fight with the twins." Damn he's good.
I went all hax face, mouth gaping and everything.
"How the hell did you know that?!" I asked.
Mori shrugged his shoulders. Of course he would not tell me how he knew. I sighed.
"Okay. This is what I want you to do, if you are up to it." I started and Mori nodded in agreement.
"Now, as soon as club activities end, the twins are going to break out into a fight almost immediately. Once this happens, I am going to give you a signal and once I do, that is your cue to go and break up the fight. Basically what I want you to do is pick up Hikaru and carry him to this room and have Tamaki and the others keep Kaoru back in the Music Room." I explained relatively thoroughly. Mori nodded his head in understanding.
"Signal." Mori reminded me.
"Right, the signal is when I make eye contact with you I will put my middle finger on my cheek so that it would look like I am popping it. (A/N Yes that was on purpose. Yes I can be a child at times….xP) Once I do that…well you know the rest." I explained evilly, while demonstrating my wonderfully 'clever' signal.
Mori raised his eyebrows but did not question it. We both left the classroom and made our way back to the Host Club.
Mori and I walked in and I noticed that most of the guests have already left. Yuki gave me a questioning look so I held up my phone signaling her to text me.
"Mori-senpai, will you keep an eye on the Moron Twins real quick?" I whispered.
Mori nodded his head and proceeded to stand next to Tamaki and Haruhi, whom are both watching the Moron Twins with pure annoyance.
I felt my phone buzz. Good. Yuki understood my horrible mouthing techniques.
To Rin:
From Yuki:
WTF is going on? Why can't you just tell me and not text me?
To Yuki:
From Rin:
Alternative plan to stop the Moron Twin's from 'fighting.' Don't need any eavesdroppers. Now sit back and watch the show unfold.
I put my phone back in my pocket and made eye contact with Yuki. She nodded at me in understanding.
I walked over next to Yuki, but also in clear form of Mori's eyesight so when I give him the signal, nothing can go wrong.
The Moron Twins fighting is getting worse and worse.
"Would you guys cut it out already? You're driving me crazy!" Tamaki exclaimed, literally two steps away from mental insanity. Poor guy.
"No I will not stop. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up in the morning and looking in the mirror and feeling disgust?! Well I do because every time I DO look in the mirror, I always see HIS face and the truth is Kaoru, I HATE YOUR GUTS!" Hikaru exclaimed. I cringed a little.
Someone should give this guy a medal, I mean seriously. You could feel the hate coming off of him and I know I am not the only one that picked up on it because I noticed that Yuki and Tamaki cringed as well. Haruhi was just looking more and more pissed by the second and poor little Hunny is at the top of the pile the Moron Twins used to chuck at eachother.
"Well at least we can agree on one thing Hikaru. Just to prove how much I hate you, I bought the cursed cat doll from Nekozawa's store and I am going to complete the curse by writing your name on it!" Kaoru claimed, holding up the alleged cat doll in question.
Tamaki had a spaz attack.
I looked at Mori knowing that it was time to put the plan in action. Once he made eye contact with me, I gave him the signal. (A/N *smirkey smirkey smirk*)
Mori nodded and proceeded nonchalantly over to the Moron Twins and threw Hikaru over his shoulder. Kaoru's eyes widened slightly.
"Tamaki. Stop Kaoru." Mori said firmly.
Tamaki nodded and proceeded as ordered while I followed Mori and Hikaru out the door.
"What the hell Mori-senpai?! Put me down!" Hikaru yelled.
I rolled my eyes. Mori kept quiet and carried him to the classroom we were just in.
"Thank you Mori-senpai. I owe you. You may leave now, I have some business to attend to with this Moron." I said sternly. Mori nodded his head and left the classroom.
Before Hikaru could make any moves toward the door, I ran to it and locked the door.
"What the hell Miyamoto?!" Hikaru exclaimed.
Wow, last name terms we are on apparently. Ouch.
"Cut the crap Hitachiin." See I can do last names as well. Beat that!
"You and I both know that this whole fight between you and your brother is fake, so unless you want me to make a huge deal about this to the rest of the Host Club, you are going to be quiet, listen, then tell me what the actual reason for this fake fight is. You better hope to God it is a good one. Kapeesh?" I explained calmly and firmly.
Hikaru looked like he has seen a ghost. Heh. I win motherfucker.
"Bu-bu-but how, how did you know? No one ever figures-damn." Hikaru sputtered. I crossed my arms in a proud like manner.
"Man, I really need to stop underestimating you Rin-chan." Hikaru whispered.
Oh look, we are back to normal with the names. Thank God.
"Exactly." I said.
After about a few minutes of awkward silence, Hikaru spoke up.
"Okay, I will cut you a deal. I'll tell you the reason for this fight in specific detail and give a full apology to everyone that has gotten dragged in the middle of this, IF, you let me come over to your house AND you let me take you out for dinner." Hikaru smirked. I stared at him like he was crazy.
"It's that, or, we keep the fight going on for as long as possible UNTIL you cave in, thus making everyone's life hell including yours." He continued evilly.
Damn.
Even when I think that I've won, he still manages to turn this into blackmail. I sighed.
"Just one visit to my home and one dinner outing?" I asked. He nodded.
"In return I get a detailed explanation and the fighting stops almost instantly?" I continued, making sure I understood everything.
"Yes." He was still wearing the smirk.
"Alright fine. Deal." I sighed.
Hikaru walked up close to me, looking me in the eyes.
"Let's seal the deal with a kiss. Shall we Rin-chan?" He whispered, pinning my against the door I was leaning on.
My eyes grew wide and I felt my cheeks blush. I couldn't say anything. I felt my voice get trapped in my throat. This is actually happening. Hikaru Hitachiin is about to kiss- oh wait, he's already kissing me.
Holy shit.
As instinct I kissed back. About a minute later, this kiss was over almost as quickly as it came. Hikaru gave me a smile, and left the classroom….basically leaving me speech-less.
What just happened?
Muahahahahahaha cliffhangers because I can.:)
I hope that makes up for my week of absence.
I made them kiss, happy now?
I originally didn't plan for that to happen but the scene kind of just...appeared...and it worked in my head. Plus it helps to start showing Hikaru's and Rin's bond that will be very-very strong in the next few chapters. *cough cough* Dark chapters coming up. *cough cough cough*
Anyways, reviews/follows/favs make my day, always have, always will. They show that I must be doing something right.
Until next time.
~Sayonara.