Fandom Royal Rumble II
Summary: Eighty characters from all walks of life compete in the Fandom Royal Rumble for a million dollar cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters in this fic, they belong to WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Cartoon Network, Disney, Fresh T.V, Universal, Nickelodeon, AMC, FX, FOX, etc.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
Chapter 12: Better Call Vegans
The fans look to the stage and they begin to count down for the next entrant.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #41: Steve Urkel (Family Matters)
As the Family Matters theme song was playing through the speakers, out came Steve Urkel, who got a tremendous ovation from his hometown crowd.
"Here's another hometown favorite," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant forty-one is Steve Urkel, returning from the first Fandom Royal Rumble," Corey Graves said.
"That geek was the last entrant in the first rumble, but he only lasted twenty-four seconds in the ring," JBL said.
Urkel then runs down the entrance way and he enters the ring, he then nails Justin with a clothesline.
"Urkel with a clothesline to Justin," Michael Cole said.
Urkel then nails punches to Marceline The Vampire Queen, Katniss Everdeen, Geoff, Balki Bartakamous, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Chewbacca, and Austin Moon.
"Urkel is unloading with punches to everyone that is standing," Corey Graves said.
"That nerd is almost close to being in the ring for over twenty-four seconds," JBL said.
Urkel then sees Negan running towards him and then he gives him a hip toss.
"Urkel with a hip toss onto Negan," JBL said.
Then, Urkel nails The Angry Video Game Nerd with sweet shin music.
"Sweet shin music on AVGN," Michael Cole said.
"That kind of move doesn't work in this style of match," Corey Graves said.
Urkel then tries to throw AVGN over the top rope, but AVGN grabbed onto the top and middle ropes and he was not moving at all.
"Urkel is trying to eliminate AVGN here," Michael Cole said.
"I don't think sweet shin music did anything to AVGN," JBL said.
The elimination attempt lasts twenty seconds and then AVGN nails an elbow to the face of Urkel, breaking off the elimination attempt.
"AVGN with an elbow and he manages to save himself from elimination," Corey Graves said.
As Urkel stumbled backwards, Negan nails Urkel with a running clip to his left knee.
"Negan with a running clip to the knee of Urkel," Michael Cole said.
Negan then starts to attack away at Urkel's knee, trying to damage it even further.
"Negan is now attacking on Urkel's knee," Corey Graves said.
"Negan wants to damage Urkel enough to eliminate him, that's smart," JBL said.
After fifteen strikes and with 56 seconds left until the next entrant came out, Negan gets up and takes down AVGN with a clothesline.
"And now Negan hits a clothesline on AVGN," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Justin was nailing these back kicks to the ribs of Chewbacca.
"Justin is hitting Chewbacca with back kicks to the ribs," JBL said.
"Even though Chewbacca entered at number forty, he is not doing well right now," Corey Graves said.
After eight kicks, Justin manages to get Chewbacca onto one knee.
"Justin manages to get Chewbacca onto one knee," Michael Cole said.
Justin then bounces off the ropes, runs up, and gets Chewbacca with a loud kick to the face, taking him down.
"Kick to Chewbacca and the sound was off the charts," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Marceline sits up Urkel and was nailing these kicks right onto Urkel's back.
"Marceline is now getting Urkel with kicks to the back," JBL said.
"The style of those kicks are almost like Daniel Bryan's kicks," Corey Graves said.
After twelve kicks, Marceline bounces off the ropes, runs up, and nails Urkel with a dropkick to the back of the skull, taking him down as the fans cringe at the impact.
"Dropkick to the back of the skull and Urkel is lucky that dropkick didn't paralyze him," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Katniss was trying to get Twilight out of the rumble. She got her over the top rope, but was holding onto the top rope and was not moving an inch.
"Katniss is looking to eliminate Twilight here," JBL said.
"Come on Twilight, hold on for your life," Corey Graves said to Twilight.
The elimination attempt lasts sixteen seconds as Twilight lands on the apron and rolls back into the ring.
"Thank god, Twilight remains in the match," Corey Graves said with a sigh of relief.
With fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as another entrant was about to enter the match.
"Alright, who will be our next entrant in the rumble," JBL asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #42: Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)
As the buzzer went off, out came the criminal lawyer for Walter White, Saul Goodman, who got a decent response from the crowd.
"Well, time to call Saul," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant forty-two is Saul Goodman, from AMC's extremely popular drama, Breaking Bad, and its spinoff, Better Call Saul," Corey Graves said.
Saul then walks down the entrance way and he tosses his business cards into the crowd.
"Look at Saul tossing his business cards to the fans," Michael Cole said.
"I gotta admit, his skills are way better than Otunga I can tell you that," JBL said.
After about twenty seconds, Saul finally enters the ring.
"Finally, Saul gets into the ring," JBL said.
Saul then nails a double low blow to both Geoff and Balki.
"Oh, Saul going down low with low blows to Balki and Geoff," Corey Graves said.
Then, Saul tosses Balki into Geoff, the impact causes them to both go over the top rope and they both land on the floor, ending their times in the rumble.
"Saul with two eliminations at once as he gets rid of Geoff and Balki from the rumble," Michael Cole said.
30th Elimination: Geoff; Eliminated by: Saul Goodman; Duration-24:28
31st Elimination: Balki Bartakamous; Eliminated by: Saul Goodman; Duration-10:28
As Geoff and Balki left the ringside area, Saul gives out punches to Marceline, Austin, Justin, Katniss, Chewbacca, Twilight, Pinkie, AVGN, and Urkel.
"Saul with shots to everyone in the ring," JBL said.
"He's delivering his own brand of justice to the competition," Corey Graves said.
Then, Negan hits Saul with a knee to the ribs as the fans boo for that attack.
"There is one way to ruin the moment as Negan gets a knee to Saul's ribs," Michael Cole said.
Negan then grabs Saul in a front head lock and then he strikes him with knees to the face.
"Negan with some vicious knee strikes to Saul's face," JBL said.
"It is safe to say that Negan doesn't care what gets in his way," Corey Graves said.
After twelve strikes, Negan drops Saul with a DDT.
"Negan gets Saul with a DDT," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Katniss was trying to get rid of Marceline from the match, with little results.
"Katniss is now trying to get Marceline out of the rumble," JBL said.
"The Vampire Queen is hanging on like she wants to win this match," Corey Graves said.
The elimination attempt lasts fifteen seconds and there was 53 seconds left until the next entrant came out as Marceline nails Katniss with a kick to the face and she was safe for now.
"Marceline with a kick to Katniss and Marceline is safe once again," Michael Cole said.
Marceline then runs up and gets Katniss with a swinging neckbreaker, taking her down.
"Swinging neckbreaker on Katniss by The Vampire Queen," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Chewbacca begins to twist Negan's right arm, trying to hurt him.
"Look at Chewbacca just twisting the arm of Negan," JBL said.
"It is safe to say that an arm is not supposed to go in that direction," Michael Cole said.
While that was happening, Saul begins to unload with punches to the ribs.
"Now Saul is helping out in this situation," Corey Graves said.
"He wants some payback for what Negan did to him," Michael Cole said.
Saul got fourteen punches in and then Negan kicks him away.
"Negan manages to kick away Saul," JBL said.
Negan then stomps on Chewbacca's foot, breaking off the hold.
"Now Negan stomps onto Chewbacca's foot, freeing him from that situation," Michael Cole said.
Negan then bounces off the ropes and he gets Chewbacca with a running bulldog.
"Running bulldog and Negan takes down Chewbacca," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Austin was giving out chops to the chest of Justin in the bottom right corner of the ring.
"Austin is now unloading with chops to Justin," Michael Cole said.
"The two most handsome men are just fighting to stay in the match," JBL said.
After ten chops, Justin then gets Austin with the iron claw.
"Justin with the iron claw out of nowhere," Corey Graves said.
Five seconds later, Justin drops Austin to the ground, still having the iron claw on Austin's face.
"Justin still has the iron claw on Austin as he takes him down onto the mat," JBL said.
Justin still has the hold on Austin as the rumble clock was ticking down, which means another person was about to enter the match.
"Hope Justin can focus because the next entrant is on their way," Michael Cole said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #43: Laurie (Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race)
As the buzzer went off, out came one half of The Vegans, Laurie, who got a decent response from the crowd.
"Great, one of these weirdos," JBL complained.
"From The Ridonculous Race, here's one half of The Vegans, Laurie, entering at number forty-three and she is looking much better after get stung by those bullet ants in Brazil," Corey Graves said.
Laurie then runs down the entrance way and she enters the ring, then she hits Justin with a clothesline.
"Laurie just hit a clothesline on Justin," Michael Cole said.
Laurie then nails clotheslines to Twilight, Pinkie, Katniss, Austin, Chewbacca, Saul, Marceline, AVGN, and Urkel.
"And Laurie with clotheslines to the rest of the competition," Corey Graves said.
"Man those vegans can be very tough," JBL said.
Laurie then nails Negan with a dropkick, taking him down.
"Incredible, Laurie manages to take down Negan with a dropkick," Michael Cole said.
Laurie then grabs Austin's arm and she gets him in a cross armbreaker.
"Laurie has the cross armbreaker on Austin," JBL said.
"I guess Laurie is not too happy about that time she ate meat in Iceland," Corey Graves said.
The hold lasts about sixteen seconds as Laurie lets go of Austin.
"Laurie manages to let go of Austin," Michael Cole said.
As Laurie got up, Marceline nails her with a knee to the ribs.
"Laurie didn't escape that knee to the ribs by Marceline," Corey Graves said.
Marceline then gets Laurie with a butterfly suplex.
"Marceline now gets Laurie with a butterfly suplex," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Katniss was getting Saul with the Garvin stomp.
"Katniss with the Garvin stomp all over Saul," Michael Cole said.
"Katniss is going all out just to win this rumble," Corey Graves said.
It lasts about fifteen seconds and there was 59 seconds left until the next entrant came out, then AVGN comes from behind and gets Katniss with a release German suplex.
"AVGN from behind and gets Katniss with a German suplex," JBL said.
AVGN then grabs Katniss and tosses her over the top rope, but Katniss grabs onto the top rope and remains on the apron.
"AVGN tosses Katniss over the top rope, but she hangs on the apron for the moment," Corey Graves said.
AVGN then tries to pushes Katniss off the apron, but she still had a hold onto the top rope for safety.
"AVGN is trying to push Katniss off the apron," Michael Cole said.
"Look at the grip of Katniss, she isn't going anywhere," JBL said.
It lasts about twelve seconds and then AVGN nails a superkick to Katniss as Katniss was dangling off the apron.
"AVGN with a superkick and Katniss is in a world of danger here," Corey Graves said.
Four seconds later, Katniss regains her composure and AVGN tries to strike Katniss again.
"AVGN might score double digit eliminations here," JBL said.
Then, Katniss nails a shoulder block to the ribs of AVGN, causing him to stumble a bit.
"Katniss with a shoulder block and she bought herself a few seconds of time," Michael Cole said.
Katniss then hops onto the top rope, she then jumps off and gets AVGN with a seated senton.
"Seated Senton by Katniss and she takes down AVGN," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Laurie was nailing punches to the ribs of Pinkie.
"Laurie is just punching away at Pinkie," JBL said.
"Laurie still has some energy after taking that knee," Michael Cole said.
After ten punches, Laurie takes down Pinkie with a spinning heel kick right to the side of her head.
"Spinning heel kick and Pinkie's head is just ringing from the impact," Corey Graves said.
With Pinkie down and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down, which means another person was ready to enter the match.
"Who will be the next entrant in the Fandom Royal Rumble," JBL asked.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #44: Miles (Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race)
As the buzzer went off, out came the other half of The Vegans, Miles, who got a decent response from the crowd as well.
"Looks like some help is coming for Laurie," Michael Cole said.
"Here's the other half of The Vegans, Miles, entering at number forty-four," Corey Graves said.
Miles then runs down the entrance way and then she enters the ring, then she and Laurie begin to stomp away at Pinkie.
"The Vegans are stomping away at Pinkie," JBL said.
"It could be double trouble for Pinkie," Michael Cole said.
After ten stomps, The Vegans pick up Pinkie, hook her arms around their necks, and then they gave her a double suplex.
"The Vegans now take down Pinkie with a double suplex," Corey Graves said.
Meanwhile, Twilight was trying to get rid of Negan from the rumble, but Negan wrapped his arms around the ropes and was not going anywhere.
"Twilight is trying to eliminate Negan from the rumble," Michael Cole said.
"Come on Twilight, eliminate Negan and get some revenge for Glenn and Abraham," Corey Graves said to Twilight.
The elimination attempt lasts twelve seconds as Negan pokes Twilight in the eye, breaking off the elimination attempt.
"Oh come on, Negan pokes Twilight in the eye to save himself," Corey Graves said.
Negan then walks up and nails Twilight with a discus clothesline, taking her down to a bunch of boos from the crowd.
"Negan with a discus clothesline on Twilight and the fans are hating Negan by each passing entry," JBL said.
Then, Saul runs up and takes down Negan with a running forearm to the side of the head.
"Running forearm and Saul has finally got Negan down," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, AVGN and Justin got Katniss over the top rope and now they are trying to push her off the apron.
"AVGN and Justin are trying to get Katniss out again," JBL said.
"They seem to try to get rid of Katniss every chance they get," Corey Graves said.
About seven seconds later, they push Katniss off the apron, but it was her hands that were on the floor, so she was safe for now.
"Oh my god, do you see this," Michael Cole said in shock.
"Katniss has learned a bit from Kofi Kingston in how to avoid elimination," Corey Graves said.
Katniss then walks on her hands towards the steel steps, she then lands her feet on the steps and stands on the steps as the fans went ballistic for that save.
"And Katniss has freaking saved herself again from elimination," JBL said.
"She will find a way to escape elimination just to win that prize," Corey Graves said.
Katniss re-enters the ring as there was a minute left until the next entrant came out.
"Katniss could be the girl that could win this thing," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Chewbacca was nailing forearms all over Austin's face.
"Chewbacca is unloading with forearms to Austin," Corey Graves said.
"He entered at forty and he's been doing ok so far," JBL said.
After fourteen forearms, Chewbacca then gets Austin with a leg sweep.
"And Chewbacca takes down Austin with a leg sweep," Michael Cole said.
In the top left corner of the ring, Laurie and Miles were giving out slaps to the chest of Urkel.
"The Vegans are slapping away at Urkel's chest," JBL said.
"This pair hasn't turned on each other yet," Corey Graves said.
After ten slaps, Laurie and Miles lift up Urkel onto the top rope on that corner.
"The Vegans have Urkel on the top rope," JBL said.
Laurie and Miles then climb up to the top rope and then they hook his arms around their necks.
"The Vegans are on the top rope and it could spell the end for those three entrants," Michael Cole said.
Then they give Urkel a top rope superplex as the fans explode in cheers for that moment.
"SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE," Corey Graves screamed.
"Laurie, Miles, and Urkel are down," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Negan was nailing elbows to the skull of Pinkie.
"Negan is now hitting elbows to Pinkie," JBL said.
"Someone try to get that asshole out of here," Corey Graves said.
After thirteen elbows, Negan then drops Pinkie to the mat in pain.
"And Pinkie falls onto the mat in pain," Michael Cole said.
With Pinkie down again and with fights happening in the ring, the rumble clock was ticking down as another opponent was on their way.
"Hopefully, the next entrant will take care of Negan," Corey Graves said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #45: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Suddenly, "Surfin Bird" by The Trashmen starts to play through the speakers and then out came Peter Griffin, who got a mix response from the crowd.
"And here's another returning entrant from the first rumble," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant forty-five is Peter Griffin, better than number three last year. But he has to last seventy minutes to make it to entrant eighty," JBL said.
"Man that song gets annoying, someone please smash the record to bits," Corey Graves said.
Peter then runs down the entrance way and he enters the ring, Peter then throws Laurie into the bottom left corner of the ring.
"Peter just throws Laurie into that corner," JBL said.
Peter then throws Miles into the same corner as well.
"Now he throws Miles into that same corner as well," Corey Graves said.
Peter then heads over to the top right corner of the ring and sees The Vegans in the other corner.
"Oh no, I think this could be the end for The Vegans," Michael Cole said.
Peter then runs out of the corner and gets The Vegans with an avalanche as he gets the two ladies down.
"Oh god, that was three hundred pounds of pure mass that just crushed The Vegans," Corey Graves said.
Peter then runs up and gets Justin with a clothesline.
"Now Peter hits Justin with a clothesline," JBL said.
Peter then gets Chewbacca, Pinkie, Twilight, Austin, Saul, Urkel, Katniss, Marceline, and AVGN with punches.
"Peter is just punching everyone in the ring," Corey Graves said.
"Now, how can you get rid of that man," Michael Cole asked.
Negan then runs towards Peter, hoping to get him out.
"I think Peter should watch out for Negan," JBL said.
Then, Peter gets Negan with a powerslam out of nowhere.
"Out of nowhere, Peter just gets Negan with a powerslam," Michael Cole said.
A few seconds later, Negan gets Peter with a punch below the belt as the fans boo for that attack.
"Oh come on, Negan with a punch right to Peter's walnuts," Corey Graves said.
Negan gets up and kicks Peter in the ribs, he then lifts him upside down, and gives him a piledriver.
"Negan with a piledriver onto Peter," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Saul was trying to eliminate Urkel from the match, but Urkel wrapped himself around the ropes and wasn't going anywhere.
"Urkel has wrapped his body around the ropes so Saul doesn't get rid of him," Michael Cole said.
"That is smart in this kind of match," Corey Graves said.
The elimination attempt lasts fourteen seconds and there was 58 seconds left until the next entrant came out as Saul give up on the elimination attempt and Urkel was safe.
"Urkel just dodge the bullet and is safe again," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Justin climbs up to the top rope on the bottom left corner of the ring.
"Justin is in some danger as he is on the top rope," JBL said.
Justin then jumps off the ropes and gets Miles with double knees to the chest.
"Justin off the top rope and gets double knees to Miles," Corey Graves said.
As Justin got up, Laurie gets Justin in a sleeper hold.
"Laurie from behind with a sleeper hold on Justin," Michael Cole said.
"Justin is starting to fade from the sleeper," JBL said.
Six seconds later, Laurie gets Justin on the mat as she had the sleeper hold on Justin.
"Justin just fell onto the mat," Corey Graves said.
"Laurie wants Justin passed out so he can be eliminated," Michael Cole said.
Eleven seconds later, Laurie lets go of Justin as he was out from the move.
"Laurie has finally let go of Justin from that hold," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Peter had gotten AVGN in the bottom right corner of the ring and was hitting AVGN with headbutts.
"Peter is now getting AVGN with headbutts," Michael Cole said.
"AVGN is seeing those stars from Super Mario Sunshine," Corey Graves said.
After thirteen headbutts, Peter lifts up AVGN in a gorilla press position.
"Peter has AVGN up high," JBL said.
A few seconds later, Peter throws AVGN into Laurie, taking them both down.
"And Peter throws AVGN right into Laurie, taking both of them down," Michael Cole said.
Then, Negan decks Peter in the back of the head with a discus forearm.
"And Negan with a discus forearm to the back of Peter's head," JBL said.
Negan then stomps away on Peter's back.
"Now Negan stomping away at Peter," Michael Cole said.
"I swear to god if Negan wins the rumble, then I'm going to kill that bitch," Corey Graves said.
Negan keeps stomping away just as the rumble clock was ticking, meaning another person was about to enter the fray.
"Negan should be prepared because entrant forty-six is on their way," JBL said.
To be continued...
Damn, Negan is becoming an even bigger scum ever since he entered the rumble. Hopefully, someone will get rid of that asshole from that rumble. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 45
Entries still left: 35
People in the ring: 14
Eliminated competitors: Bud Bundy, Chucky, Wendell Ruckus, Sans, Homer Simpson, Luna Loud, Whiskey Foxtrot, Tracer, Rosalina, Damien Walters, Charlie Kelly, Yuya Sakaki, Lagoona Blue, Jasper, Dawn, Sheldon Cooper, Poppy O'Hair, "Angry" Joe Vargas, Daryl Dixon, Sunset Shimmer, Ethan Hunt, Drake Parker, El Diablo, T.K Takaishi, Holly O'Hair, Asuka Langley Soryu, Elsa, Eddie Winslow, Josh Nichols, Geoff, and Balki Bartakamous.
People still in the match: The Angry Video Game Nerd, Katniss Everdeen, Justin, Austin Moon, Negan, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Marceline The Vampire Queen, Chewbacca, Steve Urkel, Saul Goodman, Laurie, Miles, and Peter Griffin.
Will The Angry Video Game Nerd break the Survivor record?
Will Negan score more eliminations and continue to piss off the crowd?
And can anyone stop Negan?
You have to tune in to find out.
Also, enjoy the ultimate thrill ride that is Wrestlemania 33.